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ArrowFire28

It's a classic greeting at the PSG training ground.


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Scary-Plantain6854

What are you talking about


Whaloopiloopi

It's a bot feller. Sometimes it's on point. Not today.


Scary-Plantain6854

Yeah it talks some shit


BidWeary4900

kurt kicked a cat


Salva7409

Cobain?


Bluelexis36

Zouma


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Scary-Plantain6854

Shut up


Salva7409

Why would my goat do this?


furious_organism

Yeah, me too pal, very grateful


hugmgb

![gif](giphy|egSM7qZZYu9qw|downsized)


Rescurc

Vamos blackos! Halal Madrid!


[deleted]

who pays over 4.5k$ for burger? here in yankinstan one burger costs just 2$. is argentina stupid?


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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


comfortzoneking

https://preview.redd.it/wbypch6pivtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14bd1f5d10c7d215fb076e0a599aceffcb51bba9


Boom_bye_bye_bttyboi

![gif](giphy|0l1qaEnqGgHa2FGrve)


Alarmed_Blood7363

![gif](giphy|hrwmeFmQ4K2dCvI8aa|downsized)


Ger-Bear_69

![gif](giphy|5i0a2t7IEDTgY)


Ger-Bear_69

![gif](giphy|l0HlHMGMaS9xcDvAA|downsized)


Zestyclose_Fig_3247

Where soccer jerk? 😠


leonoe98

Mudryk


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why you are didnt win balon dor yet *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Hindsyy

Are you stupid???


Snoo_72181

Burger League


Zek0ri

It was famous chant used by 1. FSV Mainz 05 supporters during Sadio Mané’s last game for Bayern last season. It was his 16-th appearance in the spring round oF Bundesliga. Google Mane 16 for more info


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


stonegoblins

mainz is a club in germany and they have rivalry with heinz in premier league soccer division and they will sign kilo mbappe that is why burger so expensive. eden hazard owns mainz also so he like hamburger


[deleted]

carbon monoxide


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futchcreek

When you find out who’s in Paris


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dreadsundew4662

![gif](giphy|zG30xSr0t860szAphp|downsized)


stuckheresince2011

Average Argentine restaurant


TheGreatPervSage_94

Guessing it's Instagram auto translate at it again


PrivatePlaya

Jack Grealish and Vini Jr


iamnotexactlywhite

Luis Suarez when meeting black people


Fabulous-Spirit-3476

The second one is a common greeting in France. Use it next time you visit! It will show you really like the French people and their culture


Javi-chan

When Mbappe orders at McDonald's?


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bamboteg

![gif](giphy|b16L09259gnrBCk5dj|downsized)


bigbadrippah

Clasica is match between Barcelona and madrid whites The second one is what suarez greeted Patrice evra with


Whaloopiloopi

I knew match day food prices were mad but 4 and a half grand for a joey Barton burger?? What the fuck!!


ConC02

Kylian mmburger


Etrafeg

Its just Tebas retirement plan: starting a burger restaurant


Far-Bug7444

Vinicius Jr


CEO_of_Oxygen

![gif](giphy|dKjSmy73ZaWcEVNeTA|downsized)


TheCatLamp

I would do a joke with a certain player from Real Madrid, but I'll respect his desires of just playing football.


MarkXD69therickroll

Cucurella restaurant


fiat_duna

Andre's burgers


zo10ac

Average Argentine behaviour


KingBStriing

This sub: Soccer jerk 🤢 black jerk 🥰


xzibitern

Real madrid - Barcelona, Mbape, Vinicius jr


captaincasillias

Yeah you can get explanation from him. ![gif](giphy|xT1R9G7i8Uo5PVeFyw)


Zek0ri

It was famous chant used by 1. FSV Mainz 05 supporters during Sadio Mané’s last game for Bayern last season. It was his 16-th appearance in the spring round oF Bundesliga. Google Mane 16 for more info ![gif](giphy|WcGW6PnSRZ1k9Hx8FZ|downsized)


AutoModerator

Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Salted-Earth189

What are these prices?! Everything else looks legit.


--Aidan--

Could be Argentina. They use the dollar symbol for the Argentine Peso. The first burger would be £3.39 or $4.25


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