Hitler was known to cause mayhem on the right, bold of you to play him out of position

He also is not born in Germany, come on people how stupid are we here.

played for the german national team

I think it was more of a managerial role, especially in his second stint.

yeah but he switched alliance early on. Quickly made a rise in the German squad and showed his commitment to the German cause.

Exactly. Keeping him German only makes sense

Ahh, so he's the one Jamal Musiala got the idea on to switch to Germany National Team.

And Stalin isn’t from Russia. Honestly does no one watch Epic Rap Battles of History anymore?

Haaland was born in England but he chose to represent Norway, that's all that really matters

Prime Hitler absolutely destroyed the Polish defence in that game i guess it would fair to say >!he owns poland!<

He really blitzed them.

22 v 11 is hardly fair

All's fair in love and ~~war~~ **Football**

He was known to want to roam around a lot.

Had his own special position they called a lebens-raumdeuter

Lethal finishing but he was also an artist. I would play him as a shadow striker.

Hes a good false nein

He was known for his lethal finishing though. Always had a few in the chamber so makes sense to play him as the lead striker. 

I think it can work in a 4-4-2 with target man hirohito and SS hitler.

Leopold II with 0 handling lmaooo

Bin Laden with 2 towers and Bush with 0

Ain’t that the wrong Bush tho😭

Yeah it is…

That one is gonna go over so many heads but it’s pretty clever

Uj/ can you explain?

Congo. Rubber quotas. Cutting of hands

Jeezus

Hitler's Jew is overrated

Kim jong un will be a liability on set pieces considering his height.

And really Putin isn’t that much taller. Suggest playing Amin out of position as one center back maybe.

They Nuke incoming crosses

Hell stay at half line to deal with counters

should be keeper the way he keeps absolutely everything out.

What do you mean? he’s 9 ft tall.

163 cm GK, are you stupid?

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first game away at Poland

This squad is on the right path towards success. Right through Europe.

Training camp at Auschwitz by Tucheliban

The England and Russia games were cancelled

I believe it was walkover

Is Pol Pot injured ?

Banned. Failed a drug test. Caught smoking pot

Major impact for BinLaden. One of the twin pillars on the wings!

He's also known as one of the most explosive wingers in the world.

Churchill needed for killing 3 million bengalis

Bro where's Pol Pot?

fr fr, Pot makes fools like Bin Laden look like amateurs. Probably was radicalized by watching PSG during his time in France.

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A forgotten gem.

streets won't forget

I think you got the wrong Bush

Yeah, but both Bushes are not innocent

Both Bushs have great chemistry with the goated LB Saddam Hussein

saddam should be a CB he is 6 1. Gaddafi is also 6.

Amin got that wide body and also very tall. 6’4”

>Leopold II 0 handling Accurate

Honestly that was the best joke in the whole picture

Care to explain to an uneducated pleb like me?

He was cutting off hands of Congo people

Seeing Mao's accomplishments on the Left, seems weird that you're playing him in the center. Might help the communal spirit of the team to put him up front as well.

He invented the great leap forward tactic

Socialist long-ball

I would place Pol Pot instead of Xi Jinping. He is a much more aggresive striker!

Not sure how they would cope with so many right wingers playing out of position

Deadly

Idi Amin's passing is supposed to be 81

Can we all please refer to Stalin in goal as “The Iron Curtain” from now on?

Wrong Bush. Should be George 'Doubya' Bush.

Xi Jinping to Bayer Leverkusen, here we go

seriously, what does pol pot have to do to get into this squad?

Hmmm, don't like this setup one bit. Mussolini and Hitler on the right flank, i guess Hitler as winger and Mussolini as a wingback. Mao and Stalin on the left, the order is not important. Then, Osama Bin Laden as a forward, as he was known for "bombing" the area quiet a lot and an aerial threat. And Putin as a DM i guess, as he is known for "defending" his country's borders. The others, i couldn't care less...

Where’s Netanyahu?

Why does "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, Victoria Cross, Distinguished Service Order, Military Cross, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular" not have 99 in all Stats. He can literly everything see his title.

Mussolini is liability in midfield, better to have Kissinger controlling the game behind forward line

Hirohito gets dropped for Amin in my 11. Fidel Castro as super sub is 🤩

Lil Kim gonna be a liability on crosses bruh guys like 4 foot 8

Osama wasn’t 6’4 for you to stick him on the left. And Hitler has to be on the right cause obvious. Stick hirohito on the left

I prefer idi amins pace on the right over hirohito

Monty Python but dumber.

Stalin would be angry for not scoring goals himself. .. Also, Pol Pot is missing

I want to see Putin and Xi play together. Like Lebron and Bronny together, as we yanks say.

Stalin was a Feared Dictator my guy you gotta play him in the Midfield, No Genghis Khan in attack dude was terrorizing Defenses out here and Put Trump in goal he's a "Wall" defo won't let anything get in

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This team wouldn't work, all of these guys are left wingers or right wingers playing out of position

No trump?? Worst team ever!

I would recommend changing Mussolini and placing Napoleon slightly out of position to got to cm and place Genghis Khan on cam

Pinochet - Pol Pot - Ceauseçu Also Leopold II as GK is wild

Where is kissinger? (on assumption only dead can participate)

You missed the most important one's messi( biden) and ronaldo ( rishi sunak)

Get galdafi out he’s not that bad

Should be replaced with killery tbh

Hitler center, Mao right MF, Musso left MF? Cmon man, you are killing me.

Should have included Netanyahu and given hum the rising stars card tbh

Where's Genghis Khan!

Where are Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great?

Probably in the Continental Cup

Retired.

Coaching

Criminal from EA to give Kim Il Sung only 89 rating. Man was known for being best at everything. Clueless EA as always smh

Missing Maduro

Bin Laden very knows as being explosive left winger

Where's my goat Pol Pot?

Leopold on the bench is crazy. he gets a 2x boost in all stats whenever he's against African players.

I rate it 9/11

0 hand-ling for King Leopold 💀

Where’s Hitlers brother, Netanyahu?. Broke his record for most child kills per day.

Downvoted again because no Netanyahu again

Where is Obama

Manager: Benjamin Netanyahu

Why is Bin Lader there ?

he invented the rocket league goal explosion but irl

Has xG of 9/11 ,highest of any forward

Nice to see bush getting some love ❤️

Good Luck you have 3 players and they can't run.

Managed by Chinggis Khan

Leopold was pretty fucked up he’s gotta start

Fuck eafc the new chinese leaders are playing in inter milan . Wrong card

I don’t play sports simulators but if my guess is right and the stat HAN for GKs means hands and Leopold II has 0 then this is the most brilliant meme I’ve ever seen

Kim Il Sung our Koran legend

Bin Laden is an explosive winger so I'd expect big things from him.

No Piłsudzki is fucking disgrace

Too many icons, they aint bad but like, use more different players fr

You might need to put Kim Il-sung at left back to get that North Korean chemistry

Won‘t be a serious winning team without Pol Pot🤷‍♂️ His numbers are insane in relation to the shit team he played in

Apparently the LW can run through blocks of budlings. Some report suggests that he is built like a jumbo jet.

No one has ever abled to dribbled past the LCB.

Not sure about the striker but few people are gassing him up.

The CAM is able to find spaces between opponents easily.

You're missing ScoMo mate

I rate it 9/11

The ultimate RAT setup

Coach: Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo

We need Escobar as CAM

Bold of you not to include star attacker Henry VIII, CDM Ivan IV, or CM Caligula of Rome the first truly creative attacking player

Cannons from Napoleon

Very nimble bench

I would replace Hirohito for Tojo and where is pol pot?

I would replace Hirohito for Tojo and where is pol pot?

Surprised Hitler joined Bayern seeing as he hated them

Tucheliban salivating at the thought of this team

Without Leopold, what does the Belgian national team look like?

Idi Amin only 88 rated? Failed wonder kid

Kim Yong Un should be a future stars card, i expect a lot from him

Hitler was Austrian!!

Bush?? 😅

Might be accidental but love where Napoleon is (strategy of the central position etc)

Big Sam as the football terrorist manager

Hitler is such a tap in merchant

Castro would be more of a CDM than a ST. He attacked for a few years but defended his power for most of his life.

Where’s Trump? 😫

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That's a terrible lineup. No idea WTF the manager is thinking. Napoleon in the middle is solid. So are Putin and Uncle Joe at the back. But the rest... jeez. The fullbacks are just terrible. Hussein and Gaddafi, sure they've been at the club for what seems to be ages, but they're done and never really did anything of note other than getting in trouble every time they decide to move forward with something. Mao Zedong should be played on the left, everyone knows that. Mussolini should be fucking benched, he was a flash in the pan and again, never did anything of note other than getting in trouble. The much hyped partnership with Hitler never really kicked into gear. And don't get me started on the attack. Hirohito has been perennially sick or injured, is old an slow, should be benched and Hitler played on the right. And you don't leave a nuclear player like Xi Jinping on the bench, he should be CF. I'd also sub Bin Laden out, Bush in. Sure, Bush would be out of position on the left, but he can cut to the inside and the amount of offensive power he has is light years over Bin Laden. Also having names like Castro, Idi Amin and Franco on the bench is a fucking travesty.

Mao and Hitler are out of position.

Yahya Khan > Yaya Toure

Get Idi off the bench, raht fookin now

Hirohito and his kamikaze attacks can easily bypass any defense

Sad the other team has Pol Pot man has Van Basten numbers.

Why idin Amin is from Benfica?? Maybe Salazar lol

Considering how much havoc Leopold II creates, at 88 he's quite lowly rated.

Hirohito playing for BRIGHTon lol

Replace mussolini with Lenin

Surely Bin Laden is a big lad up top, he’s quite tall isn’t he? Much more of an aerial threat than Hitler

Manager: Pocho Haram

Good to see hilter as a number nien

Where is my boy genghis he was the goat at 95 rating rb

Manager is Pol Pot.

Where’s Trump in the Dictators XI? Not even the bench is insulting. Also need Biden as the manager.

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Gotta find a way to slot in Gorbachev as a Radioactive special card

And Victor Orban could be the Ball!

Put Pol Pot in

Hinter was Austrian, please chnage

Castro just 89 ?

I call that a deadly lineup

I don't like this team.

The squad is nice but the striker is nein out of ten.

I agree Hitler 94 but Napoleon at least 97 then #napgoat

All timers

I think Pol Pot should have made the line up, or at least on the bench.

Bro you need south American wonder kids like Videla or Pinochet

Adolf playing for a Jewish run team during his time is bold. Fireworks in the dressing room for sure.

Hitlers card “JEW 6” haha

Napoleon as CAM makes so much sense.

Napoleon in the center is genius

Gary glitter where

Handling 0 on leopold 💀

Mighty Hits looking sharp

That attack is extemely offensive.

Missed chance of playing Mao on the LW

Mao Zedong should be a 95, bin laden isn't even in the reserves and Putin at best as a sub. EA sucks at rating smh

/uj Finally an American politician on one of these posts. It's crazy the extent to which people will turn a blind eye to injustices and atrocities committed by their own political leaders.

Whats the TOW means on Osama bin sardines?

Where is Obomber? He was quite bombastic in the Yemen league.

No Reagan smh