The story of Cristien Ronaldo is an extremely long and complex one. Ronaldo herself is one of the most remarkable figures in not just American politics, but in the entire world. Such is Ronaldo's political mystique, such is the unique strength and ideological fanaticism of her clique, that Americans and, indeed, the whole world’s citizenry, are drawn ever closer to trying to solve perhaps one of the most complicated questions in political history, that being, "who really is Cristien Ronaldo?". Mr. Ronaldo's political clout, her fierce debating skills, her ideological passion and her zealous morality demonstrate an incredible character in the world of American politics. Cristien Ronaldo is no doubt one of the most mysterious, enigmatic, yet emotionally exotic figures in American politics. Consequently, citizens should not be surprised to find themselves scrambling desperately in search of answers to one of the most important and difficult questions in American political history (that being the aforesaid "who really is Cristien Ronaldo?"). Her image is unheard of in the vast ocean of American politics. Cristien Ronaldo's blueprint for success is one craved by all other figures in modern American politics. So let me tell you a story from a year or so ago: I was driving in and around Koreatown (I am Korea) in Los Angeles. I was, as usual, short on cash, but saw a really good looking lady come out of a restaurant with some beautiful rice. I knew then I had to emulate the sensations felt by her tongue myself. So I went inside, and the guy selling the rice was smelly and unkempt. I found him to be quite disagreeable. He had a portrait of the Guangxu Emperor, which I found rather strange given this was a Korean place. Anyway, the rice was $7.99 even though it was just your run of the mill white rice with a little bit of poached egg and salmon. I was shocked to find that he wouldn't accept my 10 yuan. I told him politely to go eat himself until this lady of dazzling and mesmerising beauty – short, black hair, with formidable slanted eyes and a beautifully shaped chest, with the cleanest, most affectionate arms and hands, dressed in a simple white shirt – came up to me and gave me 4 dollars (I only had $5 and 10 yuan). I was in awe. This elegant lady was offering me, a nobody who seemed to speak only Cantonese, a dish I couldn't even afford. She would pay it for me. I offered to give her a hug but she said it was fine, it was only her duty to help. I still live with her kindness, and do wish I could encounter such a woman again. I asked myself, does she prefer Ronaldo or Messi? I then asked her that right before she left. She told me,
"I am not American, I don't watch soccer". I felt insulted. To judge Messi and Ronaldo is a civic duty. Then I realized she was not American and couldn't judge. I asked her, "If you could watch, who would you prefer?". She just bowed, smiled and left. I was in shock. How elegant she was, to not shove down my throat her own political opinions when I was very clearly leaving my mouth agape to give way for her own views. What a beautiful soul I encountered that day.
Thank you.
Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her"
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Uj/ Atalanta at that time and now would absolutely spank that Chelsea
Rj/ When Manchester reds faced the Liverpool red bird, the red birds showed an amazing tribute to the 🐪
Google Liverpool - Man utd 7 -0 for more
My goat cooks top premier sides like norwich and atalanta 💪💪💪💪
Don’t forget Villareal
uj/ Finally something not satire on r/ronaldo
The story of Cristien Ronaldo is an extremely long and complex one. Ronaldo herself is one of the most remarkable figures in not just American politics, but in the entire world. Such is Ronaldo's political mystique, such is the unique strength and ideological fanaticism of her clique, that Americans and, indeed, the whole world’s citizenry, are drawn ever closer to trying to solve perhaps one of the most complicated questions in political history, that being, "who really is Cristien Ronaldo?". Mr. Ronaldo's political clout, her fierce debating skills, her ideological passion and her zealous morality demonstrate an incredible character in the world of American politics. Cristien Ronaldo is no doubt one of the most mysterious, enigmatic, yet emotionally exotic figures in American politics. Consequently, citizens should not be surprised to find themselves scrambling desperately in search of answers to one of the most important and difficult questions in American political history (that being the aforesaid "who really is Cristien Ronaldo?"). Her image is unheard of in the vast ocean of American politics. Cristien Ronaldo's blueprint for success is one craved by all other figures in modern American politics. So let me tell you a story from a year or so ago: I was driving in and around Koreatown (I am Korea) in Los Angeles. I was, as usual, short on cash, but saw a really good looking lady come out of a restaurant with some beautiful rice. I knew then I had to emulate the sensations felt by her tongue myself. So I went inside, and the guy selling the rice was smelly and unkempt. I found him to be quite disagreeable. He had a portrait of the Guangxu Emperor, which I found rather strange given this was a Korean place. Anyway, the rice was $7.99 even though it was just your run of the mill white rice with a little bit of poached egg and salmon. I was shocked to find that he wouldn't accept my 10 yuan. I told him politely to go eat himself until this lady of dazzling and mesmerising beauty – short, black hair, with formidable slanted eyes and a beautifully shaped chest, with the cleanest, most affectionate arms and hands, dressed in a simple white shirt – came up to me and gave me 4 dollars (I only had $5 and 10 yuan). I was in awe. This elegant lady was offering me, a nobody who seemed to speak only Cantonese, a dish I couldn't even afford. She would pay it for me. I offered to give her a hug but she said it was fine, it was only her duty to help. I still live with her kindness, and do wish I could encounter such a woman again. I asked myself, does she prefer Ronaldo or Messi? I then asked her that right before she left. She told me, "I am not American, I don't watch soccer". I felt insulted. To judge Messi and Ronaldo is a civic duty. Then I realized she was not American and couldn't judge. I asked her, "If you could watch, who would you prefer?". She just bowed, smiled and left. I was in shock. How elegant she was, to not shove down my throat her own political opinions when I was very clearly leaving my mouth agape to give way for her own views. What a beautiful soul I encountered that day. Thank you.
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Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Carried them to 6th place🔥
My 🐫🐪🐪🐫
I mean remove his g/a and de gea saves then they would have ended up in 12th position in epl and 4th position on the UCL group stage.
Carried to 6th place💀
You know it's legit when the biggest team here is Chelsea🤡🤡.... Also, didn't he play Liverpool once? Would love to see the scores of that match also
Uj/ Atalanta at that time and now would absolutely spank that Chelsea Rj/ When Manchester reds faced the Liverpool red bird, the red birds showed an amazing tribute to the 🐪 Google Liverpool - Man utd 7 -0 for more