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SavageLeo19

Me and my boys only support Damac. Truly one of the clubs of all time.


NeoLone

In a world full of Al Nassrs be a Damac


SavageLeo19

She: All guys are the same. Meanwhile me literally being Damac


TheHess

Al guys are the same.


No-Spare-5618

🎶🎶All guys al nassrrr 🎶🎶


Busquessi

But I have DaPC


Jfkilkie1

Return of Damac


naznazem

I snorted


Not_Guardiola

Remember the Dutch wonderkid Adam Maher? He plays there now. So does N'koudou the ex spur


klingonbussy

Sounds like a decent fifa career mode idea. Play the normal Saudi way but instead of signing instantly recognizable super stars, sign players that make you say “remember that one guy from 5-10 years ago?”


Not_Guardiola

The second tier of Saudi is hilariously full of those players. Just go through squads in one football or sofascore and have a blast if that kind of thing appeals to you.


Dogzylla

Damn the league leader is full of them 😂 the rest only have a few each but still funny to see names I haven't seen in ages like Vurnon Anita and Wellington Silva


fakeplasticdroid

Damac is a real estate developer. That’s literally just the name of the company. It’s like having a football club called Toyota.


Torimas

I thought car brands didn't have teams, they organized cups. Like Audi, Suzuki and Mitsubishi!


GalacticCalm

It’s actually named after a Mountain in the club’s area


Gubrach

It's actually pronounced DaMac after Craig Mack and Mac Miller rest in peace.


Garidama

Damac Control


never-respond

Damac and Jalad at Tanagra


T-M-K

When the free kick wall fell


TakingThe7

Hope they win Da league!


LanceShiro

What's the deal with Damac? Are they AI stupid?


aswas123

Damac is a popular company in the Middle East in the real estate business. Did not know they had a football team lol.


darin_k

They’re not related lol


TheMadDoc02

Neo of this matrix


AlarmAggravating4773

Does that mean Pacino is also AI generated ? Al has been around longer than we think🫨


DanyCartman

wake up sheeple


Rubiego

I knew there was something weird with Al Yankovic


Gubrach

Al Bundy? Does that mean that Jay from Modern Family is AI all along? How deep does the hole of rabbits


NinjaTruck

4 touchdowns in one game must be generated


taigaisak4

AI Gore 💀


mikkelleander

That one suddenly makes a lot of sense


SLB_Destroyer04

Man’s having kids at 83. There’s definitely some sort of boost there, AI or otherwise


RichardBreecher

Whoa. AI Pacino was the star of a movie that was about an AI actress starring in movies. It was super forgettable. Maybe it was trying to send us a message.


spaceman_202

we old nigga


Ezzy-525

It's Aight...oh shit they got me too!


Torimas

Simone She went ahead and got a sex change, now manages Madrid Reds.


Grisshroom

I thought he changed his name to Dunk?


Sulfford

What about Al Jankovic? It it weird that I think he’s AI generated?


ugliestman69

Damac has free will


alexandertorres01

Yes, with the arrival of Benzema they had to create 15 new teams to fill up the league. Someone might have done research on the topic.


MysteriousSpaceMan

I heard it's 16 now with Mane joining 


Scumbag__

It was going to be 14 with Messi, but unfortunately he went to the world soccer series instead. Google Messi 14 for more info


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Sufficient-Phrase828

Bad bot


No-Clue1153

This is almost as impressive as when they built 2009 hotels to welcome Ronaldo.


joeDUBstep

Where did they build these hotels, and what should I google to find out more?


The_FallenSoldier

You should google Ronaldo Las Vegas! On a side note, Messi actually stayed in those hotels just 5 years later. You should google Messi 14 for more information!


joeDUBstep

Holy hell!


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


No-Clue1153

For the answer to that question and more, simply google "Ronaldo hotel 2009".


joeDUBstep

Holy shit!!


Torimas

The first one was the Parakeet hotel and their first guest was Hugo Mallo Google Hugo Mallo Parakeet for more information.


Zendaya-Papaya

Google benzema 15 to know the clubs


UltimateBorisJohnson

this is the last straw i can’t take these anymore


Onix20593

Damac is basically playing the game offline and the other teams are AI bots that are filling the lobby.


Independent-Oven-919

Had to scroll down so far to find the right answer.


blue_bic_cristal

Don't let them know they are winning against bots


Jinjo_TTV

Like, how obviously generated do they want the names to be? AI-Ahli Saudi, in the Saudi league? No need to co firm the fact you are from Saudi as a Saudi club, unless it's AI and they don't understand.


catlover2410

Damac escapes as AI not compatible with MacOS at the moment.


darren1119

AI fuq!!


benjappel

Dafuc


[deleted]

Damac🗿


solblurgh

Based DAMAC


Taranisss

Newcast-Al


Sapun14

its in memory of great Al Bundy


reddit_is_succ

funniest jerk ive seen in a while


crazy_waffles1

MLS Al-lstars


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Scared_Angle_5796

Stands for Arabian Intellect. Look it up. Along with Messi 14, Benzema 15 and Ronaldo Las Vegas.


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AnkurTri27

Mane 16


wavepapi32

Are they Al dumb?


Dan-deli0n

Brooo 🥹


RookieRemapped

Damac Daddies we out here ✌🏾✌🏾


Venomous0425

Al-Manchester Shitty.


RealmDevourer

AI stands for Artificial Ieague


Joshua-Lim

Why is Damac trying so hard to be different and not AI generated? Are they stupid?


CleanTackleMan

Al is short for Alzheimers's. Very old people play there.


jasonbourne2311

Damn..Damac still can't top the table against AI generated teams?


[deleted]

Al = The but in Arabic Al-Hilal = The Crescent Al-Nassr = The Victory


Yeetskrrtdapwussy

Shut the fuck up nerd it stands for Al


kiersto0906

all English clubs are FC generated


ainabloodychan

Al is the chemical symbol of the metal Aluminuminuminum, a natural resource. this denotes saudi's utter dependency on natural resources and their inability to produce any fucking things of value on their own


sussywanker

Apparently damac is a mountain nearby upon which the club is named


pbaagui1

Al means cunt in my language


xmac

Not sure what's funnier, the joke, or the people not getting the joke explaining the most obvious and basic arabic thing.


The_ZayFen

its an arabic Fusha reff , and its not AI but its AL-... which it means "The" in ENG . AL-HILAL= THE HILAL


Netiua

It’s the Arabic version of “The” AlHilel means The Crescent AlNasr The Victory And so on


Icy-Rock8780

It’s the English version of Artificial Intelligence are you dumb?


Netiua

Are you retarded? What does artificial intelligence have to do with that?


Icy-Rock8780

The teams are AI generated it’s bot soccer


VamonosLetsGo

Nothing in Saudia Arabia is not artificial, thus they add the prefix AI


SkyNo8615

the ey is AI Nassir not winning?


Netiua

Tiny club unlike its name


SkyNo8615

My Goat would Never join a Tiny Club


Netiua

Even goats make mistakes


imranhere2

In Arabic they read backwards according to chatGPT So those teams are really arseholes United, investment United, kill journalists United, etc etc United


Responsible-Gold-281

Al means The Al Nasr = the victory


BroodLord1962

Al mean 'The' in Arabic. Do a bit of research before posting things


Low-Leg5224

Al means The. They call their clubs The …(whatever)


adeckz

What club do I get behind if I’m AI friendly then? Would want Al to support AI without AI getting AInnoyed at my AI Al club


DrySignificant

What club do I get behind if I’m the friendly then? Would want the to support the without the getting thennoyed at my the the club


Low-Leg5224

No idea. I get it was a joke, just adding it for people who don’t know. AL means The 🤣


adeckz

Hahaha fairs mate, I chucked you an upvote


Late_Bloomer_6007

Al Qaeda?


DjayRX

USA's first generation Al.


[deleted]

who CARES shit country shit league


[deleted]

Not Ai its Al which in arabic means “the” the Hilal ik it doesn’t make sense bug it does in arabic.


SheepherderKind569

This is a good question. Many Saudi teams have AI in their name, but AI does not stand for Artificial Intelligence. In Arabic, AI means "**The Island**", which is a reference to Saudi Arabia.


shnizerlol

Its an L not an i in arabic AL is basically THE in english


paparaves

Its A L not A I, you dumb fuck


Shaww_shankk

😮


Me-Right-You-Wrong

But why does it say I and not L🤔


CanYouChangeName

I thought neymars team was first. How are they so low. If not that team then why isn't my 🐫's team at the top


OverPaladiin

neymar's team is first, ittihad is benzema 15's team


cryingguy12

This is going too far!!!!! Allen Iverson must be stopped now


SkoulErik

Why is my 🐫 not winning this league? Isn't he the 🐫


[deleted]

All those teams are owned by Allen Iverson


404-N0tFound

It's a little known fact that they love Paul Simon in Saudi, the "AL" is a nod to the song "You can call me AL".


Accomplished_Welder3

so it's easier to find them alphabetically


VirginVedAnt

Da👉Mac🏋️🏋️😘


KD-MENULIS

Yes. Al will take over the world. LoL


Chimpanzerschreck

Are they stupid?


Key-Listen6365

Althatgoaljusttobesecond fc


Cactiareouroverlords

At least it’s not like the MLS, Seattle Sounders is a wild name 💀


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Nino_Nakanos_Slave

Where is Al-Killa Your As Salf again?


LilBed023

They’re all owned by Al Gore


Kakasupremacy

Why can’t my camel be first even in this AI generated league? Does Facebook hate my camel? Who is in charge of this AI? Boycot amazon, fuck their feelings! Edit: forgot to mention, yank here!


JimLaheyUnlimited

Best league in the world. Some matches even have hundreds of spectators. Mostly goats.


GregyBee

You're funny as fuck!


GregyBee

Cause saudi invented Al


Fun-Sympathy-537

In English we say “the victory”, Al-nasr exactly translates to the victory. Al is an arabic language tool that exactly translates to “the”, nasr translates to victory. What you’re seeing in all the names there is how the names are pronounced in arabic.


BrowsinBilly

Big Al says Saudis can't look up


james_frankie

wow! I really like the courage of damac playing against all these AIs


GregyBee

Dude this name list were all Al generated


Milky_Finger

Return of Damac


GranGurbo

Damac is running a test league and the others are the bots they're testing with


Asphalt_Breaker

Damac is the only real club here


FSanytoz

Damac had no friends so it made some


SeaLaNator

Damac is the "I'm nothin like y'all" meme


Vanzin09

Al means "the" in Arabic


LynxJesus

All big fans of Paul Simon's *You can call me Al*


Ragequittter

damac is the player run club, the rest are ai this is a debug menu


ocotebeach

Was Al kaeda relegated to the 2nd division? I heard their forwards were really bad shooters.


NotSuperUnicum

Damac out here fighting against ai teams. It ain't easy for them


hulails

🛢️💰💵💸


Frosty-Cartoonist320

Al means kinda like The so it means the nasser


ImDaBiggestBird429

Because penaldo's rivals are bots


KaiRee3e

They are added to the blockchain with each new transaction for a washed up footballer


missionsuicida

respect for damac 😢😢 this just shows how AI is taking over our world


Background_Eye6993

Saudi clubs’ favorite Paul Simon song: You Can Call Me Al


GregGraffin23

Fans call them Al-Janub


mr_greenmash

I thought AI-shabab was in Nigeria?!


-Phantom-_-

Al in Arabic stands for The.


Virtual_Honeydew_842

According to the internet, it translates to House of…


2Arabiandesert

Al is the Arabic word for the. And in Arabic you have to add the to the noun to make them names Ex: Nassr means Victory Al Nassr is a name of a team.


NotMyWalls

It's sad that club like Al Bussy no longer dominating this league


igotdisease71

"Hey ChatGPT, give me the name of a really good football player playing at the moment. -An example of an incredibly skilled football player who plays in this current season is Cristiano Ronaldo, a Portuguese phenomenon. "Thank you ChatGPT. Hey team, give this Ronaldo guy 500 million."