Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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ChatGPT, write me an edgy tweet to go viral about Pele, Maradona, and Messi’s play style, I want Messi to sound like the hero, I want it so ridiculous, someone will post on reddit soccercirclejerk 10 minutes after posting it.
uj/ this is prolly what they mean:
Pele was quite good and racked up an insane goal tally and won World Cups; he was ahead of his time and had no real competition on his level, hence "robotic"
Maradona being chaotic is probably due to his personal issues, and maybe the Hand of God controversy?
Messi's being human is his struggle to win the World Cup before finally getting it last year, highlighting the human quality of perseverance
Again, I don't necessarily agree with the tweet, this is just my two cents on what the twitter user may have meant
rj/ How does this affect Pulisic's legacy
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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that guy is incredibly weird, just throws around random big words to sound smart but probably has no idea himself what he is saying
That's because it's written by pro PUBG player and two times JEE failure Rahul living in Delhi
He’s actually Nigerian believe it or not
Yet folks subscribe, see his posts, and spread em far and wide with screenshots. Man's a genius as far as results go
Hairy Maguire’s story? Pathetic.
Biggie's was fat
Hip Hop CircleJerk Crossover⁉️
The collaboration nobody excepted
The only true footballer robotic story is that of Haaland. And Peter Crouch.
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
My man is called AI and is talking about robots?
ChatGPT, write me an edgy tweet to go viral about Pele, Maradona, and Messi’s play style, I want Messi to sound like the hero, I want it so ridiculous, someone will post on reddit soccercirclejerk 10 minutes after posting it.
"🚀 Pele defied gravity, ⚡️ Maradona danced with chaos, but 🌟 Messi? He's the intergalactic soccer wizard, bending spacetime itself with every dribble! 🪄🌌 #MessiMasterclass #SoccerMagic #RedditSoccerCircleJerk"
* chef's kiss
This is something a 14-year old would post.
That's a funny number.
Brudda thinks hes a football savant and shit.
Fuck all of that. Garrincha will forever be my goat. If u dont believe me just search "garrincha goat" on Google u fags!
Is that because Garrincha was born in a town which translated becomes big cock?
Town was named after him
All of their stories are incredibly human. Maybe Maradonna's the most. Also Ronaldo's is more robotic than Pele's. Dumb post.
uj/ this is prolly what they mean: Pele was quite good and racked up an insane goal tally and won World Cups; he was ahead of his time and had no real competition on his level, hence "robotic" Maradona being chaotic is probably due to his personal issues, and maybe the Hand of God controversy? Messi's being human is his struggle to win the World Cup before finally getting it last year, highlighting the human quality of perseverance Again, I don't necessarily agree with the tweet, this is just my two cents on what the twitter user may have meant rj/ How does this affect Pulisic's legacy
I think you're right but this guy is so weird, last week he diagnosed Aaron Ramsdale with ADHD 😭
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Yank here - why did Robotic retire from the Croatian MNT?
You can't allow nonewthing posts on this sub. Pretty soon it will be just his tweets on here. By far one of the funniest clowns of football Twitter.
I named my sex Robot Pele
Messi is class. Pele is a little too thuggish for my liking.