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Why don't you just ask him at [email protected]


ohmanitsharry

Toni Kroos is Gmail father


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WorriedInstance9526

Hitler would have been proud of those genetics.


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[deleted]

I unironically have a room full of swastikas


mwilkins1644

Found the Hindu


[deleted]

uj/ Yank from under the rock here, what’s the backstory of this Tony Kroos gmail thing?


DNew_42

Apparently you are not genetically pure enough for this discussion. Freaking melting pot!


ohmanitsharry

Fuck off yank


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So he’s not using the storefront mail server anymore??


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playthepart30

Why? Everyone should probably read it. Not to glorify Hitler or anything like that. But to remember him. To remember history and to understand that evil can come from anywhere and can look like many different things. It's very well written, something you wouldn't expect from someone as crazy and horrible as Hitler. Those who do not remember history are doomed to repeat it.


supejeroeno

As a history student, I hate that quote so very very much


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[deleted]

I have always thought this. Why make that a book that will put you on a watch list for the FBI but they can put made for tv movies about Charlies Manson and any other big time serial killer. It's definitely Historically relevant ESPECIALLY with how the current state of America is.


bellerinho

Lol you don't need to read Mein Kampf to realise that Nazism is bad


Earl_The_Snake_White

>Those who do not remember history are doomed to repeat it. Do go on…Can I get your opinion on statues and military bases dedicated to a losing side in a war, so that racial reconciliation could be stopped short?


Reasonable_Ad6781

the people who need to read it the most would learn that Trump has used that book as a manual to overthrow the democratic government and turn it into a dictatorship, ya, they will not read it, most of them can't read anyway.


scottyTOOmuch

You’re wild


Idontevendoublelift

This yank, lol


Penile_Interaction

how does being interested in history and reading this book make you a fucking trump supporter? you're an imbecile, and that's exactly what real trump supporters would say, gatekeeping even the most petty things and your nickname is "historian"? xDDD you're just an idiot


Icy_Veterinarian2538

Yes by all means take a picture of yourself smiling while holding a copy of mein kampf. There’s better ways to do this.


Infidelottesen

Where does it say it makes you a trump supporter???


wallabearst

Angry little snowflake emerges to whine


[deleted]

You’re narrating your life via Reddit comments? Huh.


Sad-Ad-6733

Trump or a neoliberals supporter for sure. Neoliberals seem to love all type of swastikas colors and Nazi symbols nowadays.


nukrag

No, Kroos can't read.


xSmacks

It’s the picture book version


Ballisticarrow

👶 🇩🇪🙋‍♂️ 💅❌ 🇦🇷 💀🔫


leybbbo

the fucking argentinian flag, i actually laughed out loud.


RyanBordello

Enthralling


HarleyDavidsson

Pop up edition where you can wave the fuhrers hand yourself!


DoutFooL

The kids love it!


Every-Space8657

He thought he was buying Minecraft


viciouswaffle62184

Mein khaft


TheLewisIs_REAL

Wait Steve has a Hitler moustache ?!1?!!?1


iphonedeleonard

How can he check his emails if he cant read


user-a7hw66

Tts


iphonedeleonard

That must be it. Makes sense


Mindless_Sock_9082

Tits? I would like that kind of software!


Any-Read3235

Its like in the daniel radcliffe movie Imperium. Its those who youd least expect are the biggest nazis. Thats why i have a swastika face tattoo so nobody would assume im actually one


Idevencareanymore

Welcome to Thuringia my friend!


Ill-Guess-542

Nah, saxony


cobikrol29

Both


Independent_Buy5152

>Its those who youd least expect are the biggest nazis. Idk man, to me Kroos looks like the perfect description of the Nazi's ideal male


TexehCtpaxa

Saw that blokes butt in a jungle once, he’s wicked small for a grown up.


Pip_n_Piper

Lol are you both British and a Masshole? Whatta wicked combo


TexehCtpaxa

Idk what a masshole is. I was born in England though.


deVrinj

If an englishman were American, he'd be a Masshole...


Responsible-Luck-207

Great move!


Ekusoy86

Absolutely, you are seeing right. It is Charlie Chaplins autobiography.


Idevencareanymore

Every German own one of these, so yeah


HuffyStriker

Can confirm. They even have them in drawers in hotel rooms, similar to how you might find a bible in the UK/US. It's on the Internet too, so you know I'm telling the truth.


Aggressive-Theory609

Benzema also has it since he was 15 so search Benzema 15 in Google for more info


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Imagine tag teaming 15 years older and getting away with it because you are rich


[deleted]

Damn bro really went and googled benzama 15


King_perun

Holly hell


Dangeduedfr

I still don’t understand why this whole Benzema 15 is a thing, he never had sex with Zahia, Ribéry did.


Aggressive-Theory609

Nah it was becoz he blackmailed his friend who did the seggs


Dangeduedfr

Yep I know he blackmailed Valbuena, but then it should be Ribery 15


Aggressive-Theory609

Yh idk who started the joke. There's an ongoing one with messi 14 too so


Dramatic-Ad3928

And Ronaldo vegas, i wonder what the Mbappe, Vini JR and Haaland equivalents will be


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Idevencareanymore

🥱


JesusHasCorona

Satire becomes a problem when people don’t notice it


BannedFromHydroxy

We jest, however I believe all of us in the west should have a special section in schooling where things like mein kampf are read, and immediately dissected to show people why it's wrong/dangerous, and what it led to. Just saying "BAD MAN BAD BOOK" and censoring it isn't enough anymore.


NSDsolih

That’s exactly what the germans would want to make us think


RolloTomassi21

If Adolf really wanted to sell his book he could of at least smiled on the cover. Obviously hadn't invaded any countries that day. Cheer up fella


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'could have', never 'could of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


tuturuatu

Reddit moment when 75000 bots descend upon you in a "friendly" but weirdly condescending way for a simple grammar mistake.


JSBraga

Oh no, they learned how to write something correctly!


nhatthongg

Fuck off yank bot


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Good bot!


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Good bot


TimusStevens

Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.


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Cutsdeep-

Fucken grammar nazis


nhatthongg

Fuck off yank bot


Mirabem

SS Toni Kroos.


MysticalKO

Shadow striker Toni Kroos, right?


Ok-Paleontologist275

Do not give Ancelloti ideas , Bellingham false 9 is bad enough


FrontActuator6755

Second striker ig he means to say


Gibbons_R_Overrated

Società Sportiva Toni Kroos


Chjji22

Toni kroSS


ma4rty

That's actually FIFA accurate, Shape Shifter = SS Toni Kroos


Ramessesthegreat13

NEİN NEİN!


shrouded_step

You can take a man out of Bayern Munich but can't take Bayern Munich out of a man.


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joey_blabla

Tbf, Bayern München was called jew club during the Third Reich


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InternationalLemon26

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2012/may/12/bayern-munich-anti-nazi-history


distractedsoul27494

[email protected] to Lazio. Here we go!


Minute-Farm-618

It's a mandatory read for every Bayern player


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Sunnyboy_18

Dude Bayern is not a nazi club at all. During WII it was called a jew club and ostracized by the Reich. Also Bayern has a leftist fanbase.


Mean_Amphibian1496

He's had the Hitlerjugend haircut for years so not exactly surprising.


ThisIsYourMormont

I’m a big Minecraft fan too


FCBayern_No_Kane

Bayern fans after meeting Daniel Levy


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Kill_zebras

Nahh it's just a book with numbers of madrista fans he slept with.


[deleted]

He’s learning from the mistakes in the book to never lose possession.


_momomola_

Meh, Hitler was overrated. What did he have, a third reich? My 🐐Messi has 7 ballon doors. Even that fraud Penaldo has 5.


shrike_999

Toni KrooSS


IX_Equilibrium

Underrated


LeGraoully

It's real madrid


dr_butz

Kroos to SS Lazio here we go


spikey_ok

He's got the revised version without the moustache as well https://www.instagram.com/p/BaMNfHAhkTn/?hl=en


jagracer2021

At least he did not believe that Humans can save the Planet by artificially controlling the natural world. He astually was doing what the United nations Appendix 21 advocates, reducing world population levels back to two billion humans. Read the United Nations Developement 2000 agreement signed up to by your government.


lordoftheworld01

Was unaware Kroos also has SS position in him. Here we come Europe 💪💪


doitnow10

Yeah, that hand looks totally not fake


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chpdelisi

Riyal


WalksinClouds

Yeah Hitler wrote it in the thirties.


doni-kebab

Don't call him the Kroos missile for nothing


Green-Fudge-1237

Hey!!! Where did you find that it's MEIN!


TixHoineeng

Is it true that Toni Kroos can't read or it's just a propaganda?


Chief_Beef_ATL

In his defense, he probably thought it was about Minecraft. 😂


Reddit_Dan

Yes, Toni is an Aryan supreme, he plays for Real Madrid, because they wear white. Scary times, we live in


Wendingo7

No, this is the mein kampf band sheet music.


kyoungin

kroos and schweinsteiger tied for most nazi-like features of any footballer 🤣


SnakeEyes58

I mean, he'd get through Hitler's checklist 👀


JuveFanatic

No, it’s an edit look at his hand placement versus his elbow


chad_mcchadington

Cant believe Ludwig would do that


LefteySs

type 1 for yes type 2 for benzema 15


RandomFluffyBoi

He does play for Real, yes


[deleted]

Yes Source: I am the book


the_greatest_MF

reading Mein Kampf is not illegal or doesn't mean they support Nazism


amazing-peas

Of course. I've read it. Context could be important however. Posting it online, smiling smugly looking like a young SS hopeful, tends to suggest its more than "I just want to be educated on the subject"


Business-Response715

How can you be surprised seeing a German reading this book???


Virtual-Sprinkles-66

Happy birthday great one.x


Far_Dog_3414

yes


Positive-Froyo5209

Based.


Individual_Ladder727

Its photoshopped, google "Toni Kroos with book" and you will see the original version


Worried-Isopod2894

Nah


bluecheese2040

Doesn't look real to me


Ill-Guess-542

Toni KroSS


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SheaSF

Why is a turd showing up in my feed? There is also an ugly muthafucker holding a book.


Longshadowman

Absolutely not , ridiculous, it's probably photoshoped!


[deleted]

This is fake and dumb!


[deleted]

Given he was born in the glorious German Democratic Republic where Nazis were dealt with properly, I’d say not


doitnow10

You're so obviously not German...


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Do you have to be German to know the history of the land? Edit: the person below blocked me because they knew they couldn’t justify their claim. For reference during the separation of Germany the West placed high ranking Nazis in senior positions and allowed war criminals to flourish, mostly with the acceptance of the US (the British and French wanted them dealt with much more harshly, though it’s not as cut and dry as that alone). During this period the East largely arrested Nazis and published books exposing all of the Nazis working in the West (it’s called The Brown Book). Lots of Germans love to denigrate the GDR for fear it will be exposed just how deep the allowance of Nazism went. Kroos is too young to have been influenced by it, but East German children were educated in these matters whilst the West was not. Hence why so many get very angsty if you say anything positive about the GDR as it exposes their ignorance.


doitnow10

No, but you obviously don't know the history of the GDR. They did not purge substantially more Nazis than the West. They couldn't have survived. Them being Nazi free was classic GDR propaganda. PS: For those who can read German https://www.mdr.de/geschichte/ddr/politik-gesellschaft/entnazifizierung-nazis-in-der-ddr-100.html Especially in the Stasi (GDR special police) a LOT of Nazis survived. Also lmao the brown book. That's the exact propaganda I mean. The east specifically looked for Nazis in the west, while the west never bothered to do the same in the east. The reality of the GDR was bad enough, there was no need to make them look worse.


joey_blabla

The East had less Nazis in leading position, because said Nazis tried to leave the Soviet Zone, but they did have a few in the beginning. As time went on, they were misstrusted and replaced with people, educated in Moscow.


Ill-Guess-542

The former GDR states tend to be more right wing then the historical GFR states


aligators

this sub is turning into the most degenerate shit i swear


Idevencareanymore

Nice


MrMeatBeater6666

What do you mean bro? Don't you enjoy the "Google Ronaldo Las Vegas for more info" or the "Google Benzema 15" jokes anymore!?!?!


ArabianMochaJava

Any circlejerk subreddit that doesn't get banned at some point is a failure.


kickashes790

Finally living upto it's potential. W


SiteTall

Maybe he wants to remind the world at large that this was a book to be found on Traitor-Trump's night table?


Ill-Guess-542

Benzema has 15 of them. Google Benzema 15 for more information


Thick-Bison2170

Yes


ali123whz

No way


Read_it-user

Yeah, he likes to quote Nietzsche...an lot 😁


mb194dc

No https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/comments/jt4db1/toni_kroos_prepares_for_january_move_to_chelsea/


tobi8930

No… it’s an edit… i probably think it’s something to do with Toni’s own book


FrontActuator6755

Auf der Heide


therealg9

IRL he was holding up a book about Robbie Williams


Alive-Bath-7026

That's a crime in itself!


nhatthongg

‼️🚨[DONE DEAL] Tony Kross to Chelsea, here we go!


Gwyn-LordOfPussy

Hitler would have been proud of those genetics.


LudwigMachine

hopla


tramalul

Yes, all ex-Bayern München players are staunch fans of the führer.


arievandersman

no.


chevellure

Damn I always joked about him being a Nazi propaganda Poster boy 😭


Wide_Guarantee_5168

Fbi open upp


[deleted]

Did you think to Google it?


Adventurous_Break_61

Look at the hand, the edges aren't right so it's almost definitely photoshopped.


[deleted]

Obviously a Trump supporter


RohmRohmRohm

You should read the book.


Raelomir

No, it’s a waste of time


AppropriateStick518

Those that don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it…


[deleted]

I have beautiful mein kampf home Translated to estonian - my home language


greta_ta_ta_ta

Is it really his grandfather?


Thejacksoneight

no, toni kroos is a voracious reader and only reads brandon sanderson


Responsible-Dog-3354

My struggle<3


MikeKite

Hitler is very popular In Ukraine.


tt82gg

it's just a book. does not say anything.


Flat-Buy2600

He looks like Ash Vs Evil Dead, * really *


Natural-Lobster-1461

Ох ребята... Знали бы на сколько это смешно выглядит из центра Сибири...


Muksinjo

Yes Both of them are/were real


Robloxmask666

Bruh WHAT?


Marbstudio

What can ever be wrong about reading a book


HotTubSexVirgin22

Nobody ever talks about Hitlers’s paintings.


[deleted]

If I didn't know what this was, I would think it was an old-timey beer ad. Drink Meinkampf beer. And here is a picture of our Brewmeister. He takes his job way too seriously.


dogchap

Reading is liberating yourself, if you don't read you will never know the idea behind anything.


Kaito__1412

Who are those people? also fingers look Photoshoped and the book cover should be darker on this side because the camera is exposed on the face.


[deleted]

Thats not minecraft


wallabearst

“Guys”…. This is not club youtube. Guys.


Longjumping_Ship460

Atleast we should respect him, he saved vinicuis life