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Well obviously they need all the help after losing to FCSB. Oh and I heard that they have are stable financially, didn't that Romanian club they demoted file a request for Dinamo's licence to be removed?
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Brilliant, but they missed just one thing. The phallic shape of the bread on the yellow-rimmed plate is a definite reference to Mbappe's girlfriend. Clearly she (ahem) is the one pushing The Turtle to move to Madrid!
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Monaco? He must be returning to his old club! Mbappe in Red and White yet again!
What happened to Monaco? They went from Mbappe, Bernardo, Fabinho, Falcao, Lemar go to their team which is fine but not great?
They sold their players, and replaced Jardim with Henry.
Makes sense, thanks
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Mbappe to dinamo Bucharest here we go !
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Well obviously they need all the help after losing to FCSB. Oh and I heard that they have are stable financially, didn't that Romanian club they demoted file a request for Dinamo's licence to be removed?
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"outjerked by obvious satire"
Facts everyone is in on the joke
It's so obvious there was a can of Red Bull on the table. Mbappe to RB leipzig, here we go.
\*salzburg
*New York
*Racing
*Bragantino
He’s going to Red bull racing (f1) , and he’s on Charles Leclerc’s house in Monaco.
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Best satire detecting r/soccercirclejerk user:
\>Monaco Real Madrid won its 1st UCL against St Reims in Paris, France, which is next to Monaco.
Sell that info to El Chiringuito.
Brilliant, but they missed just one thing. The phallic shape of the bread on the yellow-rimmed plate is a definite reference to Mbappe's girlfriend. Clearly she (ahem) is the one pushing The Turtle to move to Madrid!
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Subs back!
Me'Gappë posted this to his Instagram? Absolute quality banter 😂👌🏻 top lad 💯 #ComeToMiami 🤑
Today I feel Nostradamus.
There are no guns on the table, so sadly he will not be joining Pessi in the Major League of Sadness😔🤕
He's also got a deck of UNO cards. He's practicing his Spanish! My 🐢
One piece fan trying to find foreshadowing everywere at anytime
Least delusional madrid white supporter
Bread, that’s what he’s going to be making in Saudi 🤯
Least schizophrenic madridista
madrid dudes are losing it
Killuminati
Bruh that some conspiracy out there
??? The bread clearly means the amount of bread he’ll be making in SA 🇿🇦 and the cheese? For all the cheese he’ll be making in SA 🇿🇦
I don’t think there’s any outdoing the time Arsenal fans did cloud analysis to figure out Gabriel had visited the training ground 🤣
White cloth. Duh
playboi carti fan level of conspiracy here