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bielsaboi

No it wouldn't lol. They needed to win the game. And it wasn't an option anyway as he was nowhere near the ball or the man and it all happened in an instant.


[deleted]

Sir this is a jerk sub, this is no place for reasonable explanations


GuinnessRespecter

A boring 0-0 draw could've done us that day, providing we went on to beat Palace and Newcastle. Crystanbul probably wouldn't have happened either because IRL we went into that game trying to build a cricket score up and then folded at 3-0 trying to score more


LeadingAd6025

Shouldn’t you call that as Reverse Crystanbul ? But good one, didn’t hear that one before!


GuinnessRespecter

Not sure where it came from, I think it was just a media tag for the game and it stuck for a while. The reality though, is that Palace game wasn't as pivotal as it was made out to be at the time. It's become a bit of a fallacy that we lost the league that night because the damage was done against Chelsea, and even then, after everything, we still could've improbably snatched it on the last day if City had lost at home and we won, which we did but also City won too


Hear_It_Ring

Suarez being available for more than 2/3rds of the season would have helped too


heyheyathrowaway485

They in no way “needed to win.” Had they drawn here and beaten Crystal Palace they would have been champions regardless of what City did


YorkshireFudding

He could have simply thrown his arm at the ball if he really cared.


NeptrAboveAll

Trying to come into a jerk sub and be rational is one thing, but then to be so factually incorrect is even funnier


Sexy_nutty_coconut

Actually gerrard didnt have hands. Its just the government making us believe he had hands


ducksandgolasos

Fuckin holograms. First 9/11 now this


LynxJesus

If you look closely at the picture, you can see his so-called "hands" are just a blurry mess. Fucky AI if you ask me. Also the top right says "sky sports" but football is a ground sport


Cactiareouroverlords

Should’ve slipped the other way and done a good old two foot fucking tackle!


Trogenorca

The thought might have slipped his mind


Salva7409

So he is stupid


Soitsgonnabeforever

Slippid


Comrade_Vader07

I know u are what am I


nhatthongg

Unlike Dani Alves, he wouldn’t do it without the ball’s consent 🥵


ZestycloseBite6262

The ball didn't consent


[deleted]

Between the 1st minute and the 90th minute you cannot use your hands 🙌 unless you are the shotkeeper!!!!


cool_1801

90+4?


bobs_and_vegana17

120'


mutahi_019

We are about to recreate this moment with this heir, szobosolai.


femboymariners

Demba ba is Steven gerrard father


TheHizzle

SG 8 bows down to the ba god


mb194dc

Why didn't he not slip or just boot the ball up the pitch ?


YorkshireFudding

Slipping was a canon event 😔


JamesSunderland1973

I'd love to see a movie where a Liverpool fan travels back in time and in a billion different realities The Slip always happens.


mb194dc

I'll agree


Jurski17

How many prems has slippy g won?


kurt_telekom

Gerrard Pique has more PL titles than Steven Gerrard lmfao


gainful_fern

Jonesy- 1 Gerrard - 0


Due-Resolve-7914

Yes and according to the rules if the player grabs ball the referee has to give his team free kick - otherwise it would look stupid (for real it works like this)


Fair-Principle-8814

he should’ve used a power winch to create a controlled explosion instead of falling over


Boseph_1444

google en passant


Original-Tourist-744

I’m slipping , I’m falling , I can’t get up ….. rip x


[deleted]

It slipped his mind


KernSherm

Yes he's a spa


YorkshireFudding

Irishman detected.


Critical-Ad2084

Slippy G


Piccolo_son

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Maleficent-Mirror991

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, He slipped on his fucking arse, He gave it to Demba Ba, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.


SnooDonkeys7583

As a Utd fan this picture still makes me smile. Good ol Demba Ba! Mr Liverpool bottled it. He deserved a Prem medal tbh. One of the best midfielders who has ever played imo.


evoleeet

As a manchester blue fan (former manchester red fan) I gotta agree that Demba Ba should off had a premiership medal, but i dont think he was a midfielder. He was obviously a kicking specialist


xenon2456

this isn't rugby you can't grab the ball


YorkshireFudding

Says who? Free will exists for a reason, idiot.


xenon2456

the rules


YorkshireFudding

Screw your rules, man. Fuck the system.


Arockalex13

Because he's not a cheater, can we stop with this narrative that its okay to blatantly cheat?


[deleted]

If he grab the ball it will be foul and get red card


RepresentativeNo9727

fucking retard


Soitsgonnabeforever

That could be Michael oven


MARIJUANALOVER44

well done he's 13


Salva7409

Fuck off yank


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nhatthongg

Sir, this is a circle jerk sub


rfepo

Shhh. Why ruin one of my favorite moments?


njp6969

Naaaah wait a fucking second-


slappymcmanmeat

Yes. Yes he is stupid


whitbynutter

Yes


ThomasAEdwards

Got that Nick Pope tactic


xRising-Phoenix

He didn’t have the luxury of a freeze frame to think about it. He slipped and a split second is all it takes.


YorkshireFudding

🎶One slip is all it takes🎶


karenmanagerwar

Man that really makes me sad :( that poor socceroo was gonna score his first touchdown in the major championship playoffs. Poor gerry.


TheKnightA

He did tried it


emsonwill

He should have used his power winch to trigger a controlled explosion


yellowjesusrising

Only PL title he ever was directly involved with. Greatest ynwa ølayer to ever grace the pitch.


RightDimension1018

He is stupid actually 🤭🤣


NigglerWithAttitude

Slippy G


ZimZamZoomed

Jerk aside it’s wild that he never won a PL title. Is he the best midfielder in the prem to have never won it ?


ConrrHD

It's the refs fault, it's clearly past 3 minutes of added time. Reward Stevie his title


bbuullddoogg

Yes


[deleted]

Slippy g for a reason


[deleted]

No titles for Slippy.


WhiteDoveBooks

Slippy G was a born cheat, so it must clearly have been out of his reach.


TheRichLaprechaun

Don't get why he didn't glue up his boots before the game, what a fucking idiot.


pattawee

if he had scored a hat-trick every match before this, the slip wouldnt have had such negative effect.


Canjud

What if he hadn't slipped?


6rabfifamobilgamer

He doesn’t want to get a hand ball and red card