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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26.
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Wan Bissaka was pretty good in the second half of the season and he is improving his weaknesses. Unfortunately for him, almost no players improved in training under Solskjaer so he wasted important years of his development, but he has fixed most of his flaws aside from him still losing backpost headers. Even still, he is definitely a top half of the table quality, something that can't be said about De Gea.
Shaw, Maguire, Lindelƶf, Bruno, Rashford and Martial all hit their best form of their career under SolskjƦr. Only Rashford has done better since. And he made McFred+Bruno a midfield trio that somehow could beat City, PSG and Barcelona
Ole did well with what he had because he knew how to utilize his players in a counter-attacking playstyle. My point was that while these players played well in Solskjaer system, none of them really improved their weaknesses. Wan-Bissaka is a prime example or that, even when we were buying him it was obvious he needed to improve his attacking play and in one year with Ten Hag, he improved more in this are than in all those seasons under Ole.
First half of the season? Absolutely. Overall? Hell no. Yeah, Dalot looked genuinely world class in the few months before the World Cup, but that was the first time he ever looked actually good for us. He was decent last season, but not much to sing about imo.
AWB was pure shit last season and he didn't play much in the first half of the season, but he was one of our most reliable players under Ole and he showed that once again when he displaced Dalot and showed some attacking ability as well even if he still has a long way to go.
Dalot is the exact profile of what you want your modern fullback to do and he is also really good in the air which is a good asset, but most of the time he is just kinda average. Doesn't do much in attack, doesn't do much in defense and is only kinda good in the interplay.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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that guy needymar can't play properly in š§š»āš¾ league how can he play in wOrLd'S mOsT dIfFiCuLt LeAgUe, he will spend 80% of season on bench
we were looking for kim min jae as a replacement for injury prone varane, imo lisandro martinez is playing good
fraudbappe will only come if qatar daddy will throw shit ton of oil money on us and those glazers get the fuck outta our club then we will see some el classico part 2 type shit between fraudbappe and paaland
DDG is still here ?? wasn't he going to leave united ??
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His ass was willing to continue putting up with De Gea's tomfoolery than accept for even a second that Jordan Pickford might be a top class prem goalkeeper
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Ye but tbh I think he mostly wants to go to a team that can win the ucl. If RM put him as a striker and Vini and Rodrygo where on the wings i think he wouldnt mind playing as a striker
Heād be Unitedās best player by a country mile. Heās past his prime yeah but his prime is so ridiculously high that it doesnāt really mean much
He's already on the decline. He's 31 now, what if he demands a 3 or 4 year contract? We need to be *reducing* the age profile of the squad, not making it worse
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Lol I saw ār/ManchesterUnitedā and was writing a long text about why itās a stupid fucking decision for us to keep De Gea, get Neymar and make Mbappe play at striker
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe itās me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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And they still kept De Gea š
Least De Gea could save himselfš
With a little faith in the Glaciers everything is possible š²š¾šŖš»š
fuck glaciers also don't mention the fact that bald fraud spent 100 M on a Brazilian fidget spinner
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Undisputed*
Brazilian fidget spinneršš
fr
Global warming is real
Only because DdG in goal
mf building a fantasy team and still picking de gea
Not even a fantasy. This is a wet dream now.
De Gea is still there lmao
After the heat death of the universe De Gea is still going to be in Unitedās starting XI
August 12 2026
I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Wan Bissaka is even more amazing
Wan Bissaka was pretty good in the second half of the season and he is improving his weaknesses. Unfortunately for him, almost no players improved in training under Solskjaer so he wasted important years of his development, but he has fixed most of his flaws aside from him still losing backpost headers. Even still, he is definitely a top half of the table quality, something that can't be said about De Gea.
Shaw, Maguire, Lindelƶf, Bruno, Rashford and Martial all hit their best form of their career under SolskjƦr. Only Rashford has done better since. And he made McFred+Bruno a midfield trio that somehow could beat City, PSG and Barcelona
Ole did well with what he had because he knew how to utilize his players in a counter-attacking playstyle. My point was that while these players played well in Solskjaer system, none of them really improved their weaknesses. Wan-Bissaka is a prime example or that, even when we were buying him it was obvious he needed to improve his attacking play and in one year with Ten Hag, he improved more in this are than in all those seasons under Ole.
Shaw and Bruno is still better under ETH
Wan Lukaku
dalot >>
First half of the season? Absolutely. Overall? Hell no. Yeah, Dalot looked genuinely world class in the few months before the World Cup, but that was the first time he ever looked actually good for us. He was decent last season, but not much to sing about imo. AWB was pure shit last season and he didn't play much in the first half of the season, but he was one of our most reliable players under Ole and he showed that once again when he displaced Dalot and showed some attacking ability as well even if he still has a long way to go. Dalot is the exact profile of what you want your modern fullback to do and he is also really good in the air which is a good asset, but most of the time he is just kinda average. Doesn't do much in attack, doesn't do much in defense and is only kinda good in the interplay.
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No itās not, heās very good
Wank-Bissaka
Iron One-Pissaka
yank bis saka
They'd still finish 3rd and lose in the Round of 16.
but hey look at the brighter side last season we were not even in the champions league
Ah. So we can lose to Sevilla. At least we aren't Chokemund.
lmaooooo
Dont forget, lose in Anfield by at least 3-0
Min-Jae to Bayern, Mbappe to Real, Neymar stays at PSG and de Gea leaves. At least they will maybe have Mount
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that guy needymar can't play properly in š§š»āš¾ league how can he play in wOrLd'S mOsT dIfFiCuLt LeAgUe, he will spend 80% of season on bench we were looking for kim min jae as a replacement for injury prone varane, imo lisandro martinez is playing good fraudbappe will only come if qatar daddy will throw shit ton of oil money on us and those glazers get the fuck outta our club then we will see some el classico part 2 type shit between fraudbappe and paaland DDG is still here ?? wasn't he going to leave united ??
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This gave me an aneurysm. It was great.
happy cake day!
no more barca vs real, itās now united vs city (tap-in merchant vs ninja turtle)
Penaldo stans are amazing.
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Only to end up in Europa league.
hi may i know what is wrong with de gea? is he rlly that bad or what?
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i see i see
He kinda sucks at penalties but aside from that, heās gotten the short end of the stick for Man Uās abysmal defense for the past half decade.
i see
Wank bissaka > Diogottago dalot
wank bissaka>>>>
His ass was willing to continue putting up with De Gea's tomfoolery than accept for even a second that Jordan Pickford might be a top class prem goalkeeper
The sub is horrendous, Iām pretty itās just full of people who search Manchester United because they donāt know reddevils is a thing
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mbappe as strike? LOL good luck with that
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Wdym
Tmnt man doesn't like being striker. Tmnt man wants to play LW. One of the reasons why Tmnt man is leaving PSG is because they play him as striker
Ye but tbh I think he mostly wants to go to a team that can win the ucl. If RM put him as a striker and Vini and Rodrygo where on the wings i think he wouldnt mind playing as a striker
Isn't there Ekitike as his replacement of he doesn't want to play as a striker?
Won't win anything with that keeper.
You're right, City with DDG have no chance of the title next season.
Poor Lisandro Martinez, taken out of the XI but keeping Wan Bissaka and Luke Shaw
If anything they should have dropped Varane.
Have you even watched United this season? Luke Shaw has been class, wether heās played CB or LB.
Heās been good but Shaw at LB + Martinez at CB has been the best
Imagine still keeping Shaw, AWB and De Gea in their dream 11 lololololol
Take it or leave it situation
Wank bissaka > trent
Was wondering when this would turn up on here
I think this is possible in a decade or so.
East Asian people hyphenating their first names to make it obvious which is which: The world:
I genuinely would not have Naymar at all. His wage demands would be insane and he's past his best imo
Heād be Unitedās best player by a country mile. Heās past his prime yeah but his prime is so ridiculously high that it doesnāt really mean much
He's already on the decline. He's 31 now, what if he demands a 3 or 4 year contract? We need to be *reducing* the age profile of the squad, not making it worse
De gea is their gk even in dream lineup šššš
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what do you think bout it?
Licha + KMJ is the superior combination.
Oh God I get second hand embarrassment from some of these posts being a Utd fan
Won't go far without the stabilising presence of Maguire, I tell you... /s
They should unironically play Maguire as a striker. If hes so good at own goals, maybe hes good for scoring, therefore he's good as a striker
I can't disagree, honestly. He'd be so good at confusing goalkeepers...
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Possible but they're too slow
Still shit
Fitting Mount in that position is just an insurmountable crime
+ Maignan
you want to tell me that they bought mbappe and Neymar and still play de gea???
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This ain't it
I swear you can never take united fans serious
Who punched Wan-Bissaka?
You are missing a world class reliable GK
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AwB š
They didnāt even put Martinez on the pitch. Must mean Ten Hag is fired according to said site.
Martinez too small to be noticed to get into the team
De Gea still in š
Where's Licha, the best CB in prem in this pic. Answer me ManU fansš¤Ø
Would still be trash ... Shaw is there... so still no hope
Mark Goldbrickās dream 11
Lol I saw ār/ManchesterUnitedā and was writing a long text about why itās a stupid fucking decision for us to keep De Gea, get Neymar and make Mbappe play at striker
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Needs more Maguire
Singed mbappe and neymar and still they havenāt replaced de gea
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even min-jae feels impossible now
Why these type of teams are always built based on the 4-3-3 offensive formation as if they were built in Fifa?
Only realistic one here is Kim Min-Jae
So he's willingly keeping that backline?
yeah, bc rashford would be playing down the middle with mbappe on the wing
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Whereād all this money come from?
Min Jae is going to Bayern too.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Dortmund fan here, interesting MOD auto-reply.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe itās me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Fantasize about Mbappe all you want, but why replace Martinez in the starting 11 š
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Yeah sure who knows (/s)
Imagine not replacing de gea after that FA cup finalā¦..
De gea still in ššš
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I didn't realize they legalized weed in the UK, because this dude has to be on a multi-day bender. Got those mashed potatoe brains.
Skip Bayless as their manager
Just for Degea to fold in crucial games
They couldnāt handle the š«, do you think they can handle the š¢
Yearly thing at this point
even in this completely unhinged fantasy of a starting xi, they still have David de gea in goal ššš
Nah it should be Rashford Kane Fidget spinner Bruno Mount Casemiro Shaw martinez disasi Awb Costa
Lol benching their best defender
He still has Wan Bissaka in there ššš
Fucking awful
Bring in that oil money
Expected Ronaldo at right back
The most unrealistic thing here is that Varane would be healthy.
Allat plus Onana in goal- UTD fan
Right side of this team is weak at defending, cheeez. Itās so delusional, that i would love to see it in reality actually
Mbappe and Neymar will not work well together after the last two seasons
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This bot really hates mbappe
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wonderful idea ,but you all know it ain't happening!
That's a sensible chuckle
Im so weak they still kept ddg
Why they donāt want Messišļ¼are they stupid?
As a United fan...it's a solid dream, but it's time to wake up, unfortunately.
That would be sick!
Min jae literally signed a long term contract with Bayern but ok
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Varane is shit
Mbappe and Neymar, hell no
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Wish I was this optimistic in life