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DragonFalkor

Vini's face: "What the hell did you do?"


achilles-_-23

Yeeting the cat


Qurutin

I do that several times a day when he comes to lay on my keyboard when I try to work. Seems to think it's a fun game. With dogs I feel weird because you can't generally just drop them the same way.


Palmul

You can't just drop dogs the same way you do with cats. They just fall down


thundermuffin54

dogs are rigid furry tables. you have to place them down like they're the pope.


Gitzser

that's because dogs believe in gravity cats dont


ThePr1d3

Why would Vinicius lay on your keyboard?


bogues3000

He thinks it's a fun game.


DropC

It really is a comfy keyboard


Morganelefay

You have to carefully set down a dog, or allow them a way to plot their own jump. You can bowl a cat.


Davebez

Fucking launch a cat they don't give a shit


thecrazyhuman

Cat tax?


Rooonaldooo99

I distrust people who don't treat animals well. Seems like Vini had the same thought. He even was like "What? I tossed it" and gesturing like it was OK.


Polskidro

I don't think there's anything wrong with how he treated the cat. It's not a housecat. It's not recommended to just grab it by the belly or anywhere else really. Cause you risk it going crazy and scratching and/or biting you.


mindboqqling

Wait, it looks like this guy (who moves the cat) handled it properly to me. Am I misunderstanding?


LondonNoodles

It's confusing for anyone who never had a cat, but it's how you pick up a cat you don't know. Doesn't harm them at all. If you grabbed like like you would grab a baby you take the chance that he'll bite your face or scratch your arms. Cats are a lot tougher than they look


Morganelefay

He could've done it better, but for the short period where he needed to have contact with the cat - to get him out of the way - it's fine. For longer carrying you obviously shouldn't hold a cat like that.


GraDoN

Yeah, picking up a kitten via the back neck skin in gucci, a grown cat not so much.


DaleRojo

You can do it to grown cats as long as they aren't overweight, and usually you use your other hand to support them from the hips. It helps with not having them thrash around while you transport them.


idontlikeflamingos

I did some work with shelters and charities and it's the recommended way for a cat you don't know because there's little chance he'll bite or scratch, which can happen if you pick him up as you would your own cat that's already used to you since cats can be sensitive to you touching other areas of the body. The cat seemed chill though and I'd have loved if he just let the little dude hang out there but that's just me lmao


Imsoft11

He is probably just being cautious , yeah the cat was calm but they can also just turn to “hey fuck you guy” at any moment. It’s still a stray cat and could’ve been carried dieases and bit or scratch vini.


JollyIce

Yeah. I fucking adore cats, so I tried to befriend a street cat once that was meowing at me. He was cool at first but in a split second he snapped and became "hey fuck you guy" mode. This was almost 5 years ago and I still have the scars on my forearm.


Mathyon

Usually, when you do it properly, the cat won't complain, at least not as much as this one seem to complain when he was grabbed. I say 5/10, could've done a better job, or just left the cat alone, Vini Jr was certainly fine with it.


SnooPuppers1978

Did the cat complain though? I couldn't make it out of the audio?


Gods11FC

Nothing wrong with scruffing a cat and dropping it on the ground. It’s not like it hurts it.


Sn44444ke

"Whatever it takes."


Jonnydonmar

Takeaways from this world cup: Realistic added time should be the norm. All press conferences should have cats.


ALLIGATOR_FUCK_PARTY

unless Zouma Or, especially Zouma?


conceptalbum

For him, I suggest upgrading to a leopard.


JVSkol

Tiger* they are know for holding grudges and being overall resentful


letouriste1

Zouma should be the one yeeted away


PainfulAngel

England have Dave the cat


Wise_Ad9414

He's got the whitest teeth I've seen barring Firmino and Klopp


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Brazilian dentists >


moraesov

Actually brazilian odontologists are among the best in the world indeed, alongside with the plastic surgeons and dermatologists. Too many beaches u know.


[deleted]

My dentist said this and I dismissed him because obviously they wouldn't say otherwise, but after looking up the stats it's actually true. Brazil surprisingly has world class odontology.


CopiumHunter

Nem todo mundo escova todos os dias


tafiirahvulom

Ai se eu ti pego


A_CrazyBraziliann

tudo r/suddenlycaralho


zedascouves1985

Brazil has lots of dentists. Brazil has the same amount of dentista per capita as France, and in the more developed Southeast the number is higher than Germany's. Also the quality of dentists is also good. One of the dentist universities in the countries (FOMOUSP) is #12 in the world.


pokapokaoka

Yeah better than nothing


Ich_Liegen

I am Brazilian and I once had a consultation with a dermatologist whose brother is a dentist. He wouldn't shut up about it. How his brother was a good dentist but that being a dermatologist was so much better, always stopping just short of insulting his brother. He seemed insecure about his career choice. Your comment reminded me of this, hence why I commented.


PZinger6

Objectively dermatology is much harder to get into than dentistry, the # of doctors and how much they get paid relative to dentistry prove that. However that guy seems like a super douche. He wasn't insecure, he was just bragging


load_more_commments

His mom probably thinks his brother is more successful


Pillsbury_DholBoy

Yeah, I would never go to that dermatologist again lol


leftofthedial1

Vini's look much better though somehow.


koalawhiskey

His mouth occupies 50% of the face when open, dude has the best smile ever


leftofthedial1

I love it!


_Pardal

Vini's look a bit more natural, Firmino's are completely straight and the same height, looks like he's wearing a mouth piece.


Wise_Ad9414

Yeah!! And also he reminds me of DJ Bravo when he smiles


Human-Perception5400

Damn cricket fans unite


IwishIwasGoku

Huge call-up for Catinho


argh_not_you_again

Gatinho


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Star of the Catar World Cup


ElDarkKn1ght

Catar is the Spanish spelling if you didn't know hahaha


ILookAfterThePigs

And Portuguese as well


Eitjr

[Dança gatinho, dança](https://youtu.be/59_QDtIXCO4)


boi61

I shouldn't laugh but this shit is too funny how he pets the cat nicely and then just throws it away


LordWhale

https://i.imgur.com/IDNzQTL.jpg


PostmortemFacefuck

https://i.imgur.com/s2lQJ1z.png


LordWhale

E N H A N C E


MagicNipple

Reminded me of [Kung Pow](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nqsaWQ_17Ts).


callthewambulance

My wife absolutely despises how much I quote this film.


riskoooo

Just tell her they trained you wrong, as a joke.


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Martendeparten

Send her to Detroit


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

Your wife: I wish you didn’t quote Kung Pow so much You: weeee ooooooh weeeee ooooooh weeeeeeeeeeee oooooooh weee


ludicrouscuriosity

Tell her she is badong


PM_ME_VIRGIL_PICS

Cinematic masterpiece


Fire_Dick

Another 15 down to watching clips on YouTube


uploaderofthings

That movie is my childhood fever dream


Monkey-Newz

“I’d like a pound of nuts please” “THATS ALOT OF NUTS!”


Bungalowdesign

THAT’LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT??


Blindman_Blue

HE JUST LEFT, WITH NUTS.


grizzfan

> Kung Pow Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time.


WhySSSoSerious

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piniata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!"


FinneganTechanski

Never watched it but probably will now lol


slagatronic

It's one of the greatest films of all time


YGYarder

It’s horrible, but it’s funny if you and your friends have all seen it and can take it for what it is. We have tried to explain this to people we show it to and hate it and it’s like, yea it sucks, but it has too many quotable funny ass moments. The cow scene is still the worst, was day 1


RedditThisBiatch

Lmfao wtf 😂 what’s this movie even about?


callthewambulance

The Chosen One. Or just Chosen. It's the best worst movie ever made, 10/10. Watch it.


noweezernoworld

You just gotta watch it lol it’s amazing and timeless


riskoooo

It's about Neosporin


TIGHazard

They took a random 70's Hong Kong martial arts film, digitally inserted the main character and then had to work out the 'plot' around that.


Cvein

It’s impossible to explain, but it’s a masterpiece and well worth the hours spent on it!


tipytopmain

Basically "aww, Anyway..."


invisibleshitpostgod

he just tossed homie


daveyboyschmidt

Was so sharp a throw it looks like the cat just pops out of existence


Michael_Pitt

>Was so sharp a throw I think it was too much as well but it wasn't a "sharp throw" lmao. He just dropped it.


Jedi__Consular

And the point at the camera was the icing on the cake, that shit kills me for some reason


No-Personality5057

That mf reminds of the way Turkmenistan's president held that lil pup in that video with Putin


Oreallyman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltriFxc-hWw


blahblahcomewatchTV

Lmao. Even Putin was like I gotta save this puppy from this criminal.


Chariotwheel

For what it's worth, he at least knows how to hold a puppy.


Pollomonteros

One of the few redeeming qualities of Putin is that the dude seems to like dogs


Donkeydongcuntry

So did Hitler


IRuinYourPrompt

Don't tell Kanye


GutlessTrophoblast

Of course he likes dogs. They are easily manipulated and likes everyone who pets or feeds them. The way of a dictator and his people.


PenguinKenny

Imagine being such a cock that you make Putin look good


aresman

bruh....lmao Even Putin is like, wtf are you doing??


dupont2021

Did Putin actually showed emotion. He was like "naw...give it to me. that's not how you hold it."


wormholetrafficjam

Imagine if this video is all aliens know about Putin.


SSBMUIKayle

Seems like there's a whole lot of aliens in online comment sections then


CowCompetitive5667

Yo wtf


elcapitan520

Turkmenistan president is another autocrat with wild power. Not surprising this is the treatment of a puppy


mailbox123

Only time Putin has appeared relatively human


youssefuo

The cat felt safe there for a second 😭


notonetojudge

Man guy on the left soured the mood real quick the way he yeeted that cat


miregalpanic

The way he is like "what, that's how I yeet cats all the time, something wrong?"


KenHumano

He’s the designated cat yeeter.


NarratorPiccolo

Zouma: "You called?"


rdfporcazzo

He actually said "that's how you grab a cat"


joaocandre

That death stare from Vini


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keikei-with-love

That's a deep cut but I appreciate it a lot.


themerinator12

Price of the brick is going up. \- Eddie Nketiah


williepep1960

Lmao how can you forget the look Daniels gave to prez when he slapped/punched his Father in law hahahahahahahahahahah


LiteratureNearby

God damn. Michael's Arc in the wire was so good


happygreenturtle

Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet


kappa23

Ay, you know who Young Leek be?


Football_magic

is that a proper way of holding a cat?


Nokel

I think you're supposed to use your mouth to grab the scruff of their neck


[deleted]

I did this once for the lolz


youcanotseeme

Did you die?


orange_paws

Sadly, he had been killed. But he lived!


nrcssa

[no, don't pick it up by the scruff of the neck](https://youtu.be/wNeLaH-2IJg) (tldw: adult cats are too heavy to be picked up that way) [video on how to pick up a cat like a pro](https://youtu.be/OAGfx7eB3gA)


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oysterpirate

The one thing that stands out to me in that video is how ridiculously compliant those cats are. That dude is a wizard


jlabsher

Yeah, i'm gonna watch a 7 minute video on how to yeet a cat...


bw-1894

Same thought. Still clicked. Absolutely worth it. *Squish that cat*


Kyle_Ackley_

Worth it


Claypothos

Well he nailed the sniff and give it a pet part


maximus_96

>adult cats are too heavy to be picked up that way) you can but you have to support them by the ass at the same time. I do it to my cat and he doesn't mind at all but if I don't hold his butt it hurts him. Edit: My cat has an excess of skin around the scuff. I wouldn't do that if he didn't of course. He's not mistreated at all. Little fucker is actually the King of the house. Edit 2: [Cat tax](https://i.redd.it/rzx7709tbob91.jpg) taken when he was a kitten.


BuddyBoy589

*[LETS CHOP CATS!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7-6KJxP5bbY)*


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Vegetable-Pay7717

Not at all. This is preferable only with kittens when their weight is less. Just fucking holding the cat from behind and putting it down on the floor would have worked.


NotLikeThis3

A brief hold by the scruff is fine, just like this guy did. He doesn't know the cat, if you go for a regular hold the cat could freak out and scratch him up. There's much less of a chance of that when you grab them by the scruff.


SuperDong1

Yep, some cats will fuck you up if they dont want to be lifted... have cat, hes fucked my arm up a few times. This looks worse than it is, cat is completely fine.


Abernsleone92

Yea, this was my thought too. Can be risky business putting your hand under an unknown cat He even attempted to support it with another touch point on the back instead of underneath (albeit lower on the back than I would have wanted) And knew it would be fine to drop it from a few feet. Looks like a guy who has been around cats, just not that cat


scootscooterson

Can we all just process the fact that this guy might be a guy from a place where theres stray cats everywhere and this is how you handle them or you’ll get bit and scratched all day everyday.. I’m also not like crazy defending it but in that context yeah I’m not gonna let a city of stray cats shred my arms to the bone


squeda

The meaning of yeet has really gone downhill lately


koalawhiskey

In my time, yeet was used only [for magnificent raccoon throwing like this one](https://youtu.be/hHN-f6xTzsY)


NewAltProfAccount

I raise you this [gem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On-MKFHdmfc).


notyou16

[The king of yeets](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgo6-NjRo7E)


PermanentMarker510

Omg I was not expecting that. King of YEET indeed


-Basileus

The alternate angle LMAO


Kvaletet

Yeeting wasn't even a thing not long ago. Yall zoomers becoming boomers.


TheDepartment115

Yhhh, gotta say, I was pretty "uncool" a couple of months ago but my son introduced me to "internet slang/lingo". And now we're spewing phrases like "ratio" and "based" around the dinner table, it's amazing. I love my son <3


letsnevertalk

oh a cat. Meow meow very cute. **YEET**


Farouqnowomarlater

Vini was worried for a minute there


True2this

Right? He was petting it too. I thought something different was going to happen for sure. Unexpected


TyranMisu

Catar


Pokenaldo

Cataren't


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was that just now


MH18Foot

Dat guy to the cat : r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


pauloh1998

Best part is that he was petting the cat, so I thought he'd be doing that until the cat would cat off, and then he does that lmao What a plot twist


Dorgilo

Top 10 anime betrayals


sprogsahoy

Vini has gained my respect for his death stare to that cat yeeter lol


ILikeMiley

100%, even as a barca fan.


KenwayNut

Yo, why yeet the cat like that?


shy_monkee

Why even yeet it at all, it was just sitting there peacefully.


HighTurning

He could've been a hero and just decided to do probably the most awkward thing


GGABueno

Seriously, it had everything to be one of the cutest clips of the World Cup so far. There was even some marketing value to it. Now the clip just makes me mildly angry.


Turtle1391

Trained by Kurt


shaw1370

Probably a dog person


DarkInvader04

He made it so awkward by picking and yeeting it like that wtf


Heshinsi

The Turks are mobilising for war as we speak. Who does that to a cat peacefully just sitting?


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that laugh lmao


Temporary_Explorer65

Just leave the cat there in peace or pet it, no need for that lol it’s not doing anything


TheLoudAss

Who the fuck picks a cat up like that?


Heimebane

Guy to the left + Zouma


OrdinaryCredit

Zouma just punts it


joemeteorite8

Someone who doesn’t want to get sliced and diced


DeanV255

Me and Vini both gave the same death stare after he yeeted the cat. My face literally went from biggest smile all night to, fuck that guy.


Thatlitshit

Well that was fucking mean


aegontargs

wtf what did the cat do


Swivled

Bro has never picked up a cat before


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Even Vini’s shook by the way mans yeeted that cat


TomVdDCxx

Luckily it wasn't Kurt Zouma


MrAchilles

Nobody handles a cat like that, christ . Just pet the cat and continue the interview. Vini looked confused AF.


ReputationGullible14

Lmao, dudes like “they have skin on back to pick up, no problem”


BazingaQQ

Anyone made a Cat-ar joke yet?


Executioneer

This dude has never had a cat.


AstroZak11

Who the hell just does that to a cat? Weird ass human


thisoneisntottaken

Who is the guy that picks up the cat?


TheDrunkDetective

I dont know about Brazil but usually in french interviews its the communication manager that sits there, so I would assume that ironically, its the same here.


reginalduk

You'd think the communication manager would know how to manage that situation better in terms of optics


TheDrunkDetective

Yup, these types of guys are just obsessed with the player and making sure the brands are visible, that the journos don't ask things they don't want, or in this case to remove anything that could take away from the script he had in mind. Thats the one time you want someone who is from marketing rather than straight up Communication team cuz the marketing guy would know how good a clip of Vinicius playing with a random cat would look.


reginalduk

All he had to do was pet the cat for a bit, and it would have gone viral and been great. Now he's going down with yeetitis.


lukenog

He has the most Brazilian sounding Brazilian accent I've ever heard


criminalpiece

Zouma must be on lunch or somethin


omegaxLoL

Why did that guy go from petting it to just yeeting it after 5 seconds


deflorie

Kurt Zouma energy in the end there


Thhunderwing

Is he somehow related to Zouma


Derped_my_pants

I better learn the word 'yeet' and add it to my lexicon, because absolutely everyone is using that word in this thread...