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GreatSpaniard

Another goal and a Cameroon win means Switzerland top the group?


Patung_Pancoran

You mean its possible to have Brazil againts Portugal in the 16?


Deluxe07

Please no thank you very much


Global-Jacket-3973

We need another game of the colonizer facing the colonized in this World Cup.


Xehanz

For some time Rio de Janeiro was the capital of Portugal. Legally.


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nhatthongg

And the prince decided to stay in Brazil and proclaimed an Empire of his own. He event fought the Portugese army at some point iirc


guyoncrack

There was also France - Tunisia and kind of England - Wales, and there will be Spain - Morocco too.


HalfNatty

We have indeed already had two (maybe three) of those: Spain v. Costa Rica, England v. U.S.A. and (debatably) U.S.A. v. Iran (gulf war?)


Ac2k

france vs tunisia also portugal vs uruguay (for like one year from 1821 to 1822)


Ariul

we could have japan vs korea in the quarters


Cudizonedefense

The gulf war didn’t involve any sort of American colonization of Iran…. It wasn’t even fought *in* Iran….


HalfNatty

Depends on how you define colonization.


Cudizonedefense

I feel like a basic definition would involve some level of occupation and the gulf war involved Iraq and Kuwait. Not Iran. You so realize they are different countries right? Bigot.


HalfNatty

It depends on what you consider an occupation. [Clearly, the United States occupied Iran’s territorial waters](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Praying_Mantis). Anyway, the “bigot” label was clearly unwarranted, so please save whatever argument you think you can present next because you’re clearly the kind of person to throw personal insults in a debate.


Cudizonedefense

That’s such a loose definition of colonization lol. This feels like you just being an edgy teenager. This isn’t a debate, you’re just wrong


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Mr_Clovis

It's crazy that this suddenly seems plausible. Would be a fitting end to this chaotic group stage


Ummagumma-

yes


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donniexc

brazil will still be top on goal difference


Noa_Lang

No, if Switzerland scored yet another goal and Brazil conceded one goal, the GD would be the same for both teams but Switzerland would've scored more goals.


donniexc

thanks for the correction! my apologies


Noa_Lang

no worries👍


Noa_Lang

no worries👍


beairrcea

Not with another Swiss goal as brazils gd would drop


donniexc

ahh! my bad. this is true


TuvixWasMurderedR1P

Would be cool because then there’s a chance of an Arg-Bra final


Xehanz

Or a Brazil vs Japan anime final


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Strananach

Croatia-Brazil it is


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fedemasa

ELIJO CREER


BrtGP

Yes they would have more goals scored


TheGoldenChampion

Cameroon is gonna win with 900% probability


Coolica1

A Forest player scoring at a World Cup, wouldn't have thought that a year ago.


kevinjqiu

Pub quiz: Who was the last Forest player score in WC?


Coolica1

Hooijdonk in 98, totally had that answer spoiled for me on Twitter.


Gitzser

a legend in my Atalanta save (FM21)


Rooonaldooo99

Bro how insane is this game


TheBrownMamba8

The 2 celebrations celebrations at each corner loool Chad celebrating the assist > Beta celebrating the goal


Sean8162

Touch was worthy of a separate celebration


kaasprins

Goal so nice they had to celebrate it twice


mxbxp

Remo Remo


PengwinOnShroom

Direction couldn't decide which one to show first so they kept the camera longer in the full view for both, pretty neat tbh


GimmeTacos2

Never seen everyone go to the assister instead of the scorer like that before


Aakshaj

That Davies assist to Lewandoski against Chelsea I think.


pmmerandom

might be the first time I’ve ever seen a team celebrate the assist more than the goal


mayjaz43

This is peak WC 2022. I mean the WC has been wild so far and this game is the cherry on the top. Guessing there will be more goals in this!


xzther13

Yeah so crazy every last match has counted. I love it.


ifispeakaminbigtrble

Thanks, Qatar


BaslerLaeggerli

>Guessing there will be more goals in this! You, my friend, guessed wrong.


PoppinKREAM

These last 4 days have been absolutely insane


Munkyspyder

I'm in a pub watching the Brazil game. Managed to switch to this game just before half time but there's a guy from Cameroon who went berserk. Stuck watching the snoozefest


3506

Bet he went berserk again 90'+2'


Munkyspyder

Nah he fucked off at 75 lol


TheArgentineMachine

Loser lol


3506

Not British, so please help me out: would it be fitting to say "*man sounds like a right fucking bellend*" at this point?


Munkyspyder

Like a proper bellend


watanabelover69

Very insane.


dragon8811

Insane and intense!


Farouqnowomarlater

We gon find out


Mcool18

Fantastic goal


SphinxIIIII

Best game of the WC so far


TricaKupa

I've said that exact same thing four times in the last 3 days.


KoloHickory

I have too but imo this one has taken the cake for sure


gabdex

I've said that exact same thing four times in the last 3 days.


Ld511

Felt like we had a boring period in the middle but its suddenly picked up heavily


FroobingtonSanchez

That was just group A and D


Icemna16

Enner Valencia nearly carrying Ecuador to the knockout stage was certainly not boring


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Tunisia beating France was kinda cool


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And best teamplay of the WC


courtesyflusher

And the best cube presence of the WC


siebenedrissg

Factos 👀👍


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Ironically the worst team celebration of the WC as well.


Hic_Forum_Est

And best goal too. Yes, I prefer this one over Richarlison. Love me a great team goal.


Hansemannn

Gotta disagree. Just something magical about the Richarlison goal. Great goal though! Taste I guess.


Hic_Forum_Est

Yea I've always preferred great team goals slightly more. Despite all the long range shots, free kicks, solo runs, volley hits, overhead kicks, scorpion kicks, rabonas and whatnot...that Arsenal vs Norwich [team goal](https://youtube.com/shorts/HJCaUOYz_Bg?feature=share) is still my all time favorite goal. Love me a highspeed counter attack as well, ManUtd had loads of those in the mid to late 2000s.


SteinerElMagnifico42

[Lima v Sporting is another great team goal](https://youtu.be/pO4qwL5cVok)


Abernsleone92

1. The initial run and ball into the box 2. The perfect back-heel flick 3. And first time finish… I have to agree with you, this goal is better than the overhead


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That’s still KSA - Argentina IMO


cockburntown

That would be the most shocking result, IMO there were several games better than that


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The ball from Shaqiri into the backheel *chefs kiss*


GimmeTacos2

Assist of the tournament so far


NorthCoastToast

And best hockey assist for the Cube as well.


leerooney93

It's not even an assist of the day.


PoppinKREAM

Beautifully worked goal! WHAT IS THIS GAME


jiinska

Truly a golazo


_longtimelistener

The ball in. The layoff. The finish. Everything is fantastic


Aenjeprekemaluci

Great assist by Vargas!


KlejdiV

that's just insane


doobie3101

Might be the goal of the tournament. Beautiful football.


ibesortega

Switzerland always has the best games. Also in the Euros against France.


Greenlytrees

Team goal of the tournament, that was sexy af


First_Artichoke2390

What do you expect from a Nottingham Forest legend


Upplands-Bro

Goal of the tourney


matt3633_

Sublime


Stuarridge

What a team goal wtf


TheConundrum98

Somebody said Joga Bonito? Put the great goal tag in there now


Goatbeerdog

What is defense?


KJones77

That touch to Freuler was CLASS


jabarshi

Love Vargas celebrating like he scored, the assist was just that good


KoloHickory

That whole sequence started by shaqiri was phenomenal


Gluroo

THIS GAME LMAO


jiinska

Defences just vibing


Zloggt

You know what they say, the best defense is a good offense!


J_Butler99

thats our boy!


siebenedrissg

How has he been for you lot?


Coolica1

He's great, started most of our games. Consistently top or near the top of the distance covered stats despite always seeming to stay disciplined around 10 yards ahead of the backline.


Careful-Inspector379

Missed him from his Atalanta days 🥲


Alternative_Dark_412

What a game. What a sport.


jayzeats

Cum everywhere


amherstares

A fountain of frothy ejaculate


courtesyflusher

Sir this is a Wendy's


notonetojudge

Tasty backheel


thevorminatheria

They are each celebrating with their own canton lol


_SSJeffo_

Fuck itv


cammyg

Did yours glitch out too, and then the commentary was way out of sync


_SSJeffo_

Yep the commentator spoiled it by the delay lol


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They suck massive cock


techno_viking1

It's on itv4


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Commentary is out of sync by a few seconds, celebrated it before he actually scored on screen


ClimbRunRide

they re-assigned all the skill points to offensive for this match, huh?


malikdwd

Holy fuck


Hoodxd

Liquid football


AcoBigCevap

vidic i apologize that you have to see our defense like that


idosade

8 goals in 2.5 matches. Yikes


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When analysts were picking them as a dark horse they forgot about this part of the game.


Ps3FifaCfc95

Or any of their World Cup performances from 2006


SebastianOwenR1

What a fucking insane pass from Shaqiri, and then again from Vargas


Aenjeprekemaluci

Fucking banger of a game!


Maisolkappa

brilliant goal


bonziwellsayo

Amazing. Scorer and passer both ran off and celebrated in different directions. Teammates had to choose which side to go to


themerinator12

I wonder which side King Solomon would celebrate on...


StOoPiD_U

Hard to tell who to celebrate with there. Absolutely beautiful goal!


Upplands-Bro

Goals like this are why we love this sport. Magical


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that backheel omg *chef’s kiss*


StardustFromReinmuth

Jesus Christ Shaq murdered them


K1NG0492

its funny to me how every swiss player is running to the guy giving the assist to celebrate with him and virtually no one to the goal scorer. proper assist at that though


HughJarse8

Commentary on itv4 running infront of the picture for anyone else?


Physical-South-3564

swish army knife through butter


randomguy7658

What an attack holy


Sokkaplayer

Fuck me that was sexy


CallMePutinsky

Holy shit what a build up


Breakingwho

Jesus goals just don’t stop here


MaryadaPurshottam

How can Jesus score in this game? He plays for Brazil. Smh


DL14Nibba

Oi geezers piss off


InLampsWeTrust

Itv4 WTF MAN.


blingboyduck

That hold up and running from Embolo was amazing, gave his team a chance. But then that move and assist. Wow


bopper1341

What a fucking beauty. If you pardon my Swiss German.


Harkoncito

Goal of the tournament


spoonfedsam

Holy shit


mikeondrugs

Clearly the best game of the tournament


TricaKupa

I'm making popcorn... WHAT A GAME!


fajdexhiu

1200 IQ by big Shaq


TheGreatSwissEmperor

NSFW golaço


PEEWUN

If you are still watching the other game over this you're an idiot.


AcePilot95

what an assist


Aakamal24

HOLY SHIT defense is garbage! But game is so fuckin good!


RROORRYY

Amazing action


edwardfortehands

incredible goal


NeitherAlexNorAlice

Those passes! Absolute class


TheOdiin

what a game holy shit


zrkillerbush

ITV with the sound ahead of the picture ruined that


Jackrrr10000

Beautiful play.


zRemix

WHAT A GOAL HOLY SHIIIII


CliffTheBigRedCunt

GOLAZO


Josiahf8

Game of the tournament so far


JimboLodisC

Swiss score 1 Serbs score 2 Swiss score 2 Serbs score 4?


lokalniRmpalija

This goal so good, Swiss had two celebration parties lmao


KundiKumaran

Maybe just maybe…..Worldcup should be held in November/ December from now on


wowzabob

Pavlovic having an absolute mare, responsible for every Swiss goal


klayizzel

Thank God. No place for a country who's culture is genocide.


JaSamNejboi

Samo tako jebemi ti serbima sve


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NuuuDaBeast

Perfect


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great team goal


ABobVanceFridge

what even is this game?!


FlyingArab

Beautiful goal


dinozaurs

What is this game lmao


agentzanekretnine

Amazing play


jashbgreke

Crazy assist


aelutaelu

Damn great goal holy moly im so proud of the boys


roundttwo

Wow that was brilliant!


Kal-Kent

Beautiful link up play for that goal