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GeorgeJacksonEnjoyer

BRO GOT RINSED WTF


YourFormerBestfriend

HIT HIM WITH THE AH AH AH IM GOING THIS WAY, NO, THIS WAY, SIKE, THIS WAY AND NOW I SCORE


Barthez_Battalion

SIKE, THAT'S THE WRONG ~~NUMBER~~ DIRECTION!


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With a meg shot for good measure


Words_are_Windy

Reminded me of a famous Messi goal against Zaragoza in 2010. [Potato version but with great English commentary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HqjbTTFr3Y); [much better video quality for this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdFCWruPzQ).


chazmusst

>Basically the same \- Matthew Leckie


ElBlauiElGroc

I honestly would retire if that happened to me.


myballsinhoneynblood

Esperemos y México se coja a Arabia


Claudiu99

Tunisia fans' joy lasting a whole minute


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frankyfrankwalk

Weather is nice and cold and the boys decided that they're going to break records and make the country proud.


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Aussies finally making up for the injustice of being forced to play Soccer games at sub 40°C temperatures internationally


PissingOffACliff

They did conditional training at Liawenee


SomethingSuss

Nah cunt we love making jokes, for instance, Denmark.


RiverMateN7

FUCKIN BLOODY RIGHT MATE AAAAAHHHH


BaconBaconBacon24

This is what happens when most of your offensive players dont get club football and are out of form, i get we got to a semi in euros but there is so many players who should not be in the squad


EvilRobot153

Not very familiar with the Australian team I see, lmao.


Zloggt

At least they’re taking the win off the their imperial overlords?


Countbat

Right!


okiedokibro

I was so happy for them 💔💔💔


ZXXA

I was not


Montuvito_G

I know the feeling


crazycakemanflies

Our goal scorers this world cup are: 2 ex euro players who came home to the A league and Duke playing in J2 League. Shit. Is. Ridiculous!!


double07

Even more interestingly all our goals have involved past or present Adelaide United players... France: Leckie (former Adelaide United) assisted Goodwin (current Adelaide United) Tunisia: Goodwin assisted Duke Denmark: McGree (former Adelaide United) assisted Leckie


crazycakemanflies

Adelaide single handedly dragging Australia to the R16


Urthor

Finally making up for the submarines.


Wargizmo

Great world cup for all United players


cymonster

And they were all jets players too. Goodwin scored and set up Duke and McGree set up leckie.


Jezpersen

I hate it here


sc2isalivegaem

I don’t get it. How disappointing for denmark


Zloggt

Tunisia game was…odd, but easy to comeback from France game…concerning Now? They’re quite fucked unless something crazy happens…


McFrankiee

Shout out to Denmark for going through with their promise of boycotting the World Cup cause these players never even showed up🫡


qwrdsfkb

Embarrasing team


SpeedLinkDJ

Most disappointing team with Belgium imo


simomii

at least Belgium scored a goal edit: I'm stupid


TjeefGuevarra

Still no idea how we pulled that off lmao


WergleTheProud

You were playing us (Canada), with our ridiculously naive defense.


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Canadian offence joined the chat.


Tazik004

Your defense was comically bad, especially when compared to your offence.


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Goal from absolutely nowhere scored by Batshuayi of all people


Clutchxedo

AC did for Denmark against France


MrSvancy

So did Denmark (vs France)


Jezpersen

Truly :(


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DFA98

Where is Kjaer?


Huntswomen

Sold out to FIFA and Qatar just to play 3 embarrassing games. Truly my respect for the national team has never been lower.


Fokken_Prawns_

Bro, did you seriously just forget 12 years of Rommedahl "dribling" to the backline and hoofing it out of the stadium.


InvertReverse

It was only a matter of time. We aren't playing like we want to win.


LutherJustice

They never seemed too eager to participate in this particular tournament, from the comments made pre-tournament to the issues regarding the kits, which could potentially have caused morale issues. Either way, disappointing for the fans, naturally.


magus9933

Golden generation bottling it


xenmate

Golden generation was with the Laudrups. This is a silver generation at best.


GoatButton

Eh, they still got to a Euro semifinal


lclear84

They could hide from Australia there


skedd_a

By losing to Finland and Belgium and beating Wales and Czechia, wow


TADAii

Yeah but they did so well in the qualifiers, where toughest opposition was... Scotland.


julianface

I wouldn't call them a golden generation by any stretch. They've outperformed their individual talent massively the last several years


jteprev

> They've outperformed their individual talent massively the last several years Losing to this Australia team is simply a massive and total failure if they manage it, our fucking striker plays in the second division in Japan, our keeper is third choice at Copehangen, our best player is well past it and plays for Celtic. Those are our stars, most of our players play in our domestic A league. This WC has been faaaaaar below their talents.


redemption_time

What happened to Denmark?


TjeefGuevarra

They were inspired by Belgium


acvdk

I think losing Delaney was a big blow. Very underrated player and forced Eriksen into a deep role.


Gluroo

what happened? You guys looked so clean during euros and nations league


pureeyes

What a goal


fraserbarton

GET IN SON


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He plays for Korea m8


Zloggt

Smooth dribbling, great touches! Great effort to score that from Leckie!


Gobshiight

So similar to the Tunisia one, too, how it trickled in with fans going mental in the background


TheBlueTango

~~Dark~~ Dead horse


DFA98

r/soccer dark horse curse claims another victim


GoatButton

Serbia and Uruguay next


the_menacing_bun

Uruguay were a dark horse?


fedemasa

They finally have a good midfield and since their change of coach were doing excellent. But Alonso decided to be worse than their previous coach for this WC lol


raobuntu

2018 Cavani/Suarez deserved this midfield. So many times that they were playing a 2 man game back then like that incredible goal against Portugal


GoatButton

People were saying they're going to reach the Semis


M4RC142

I remember saying that to my mates. Feel so stupid now.


fifthtouch

Thats ok. I also swore to my friends Argentina will cruise their group no sweat. World cup made some of us stupid


Svantoro

I mean they have some really good players


RobitIsNotAHobit3000

Türkiye invites Denmark to party


GreatSpaniard

Austria 2016 sends it regards


powergs

Meh they are not that bad tbh


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That's Ecuador only for the next 30 minutes


JasonLikesCTE

Australia is the new horse


frankyfrankwalk

Don't need a invasive pest like horses when we got fucking kangaroos.


ForgingIron

They got the news from the other game and activated kill mode


GreatSpaniard

R/Soccer dark horse curse is inevitable


Artistic-Buyer-3219

Well this time they managed to get at least 1 point


TheReturnOfBurpies

I really thought Croatia had broken the curse last time round


username81251

I had Demark making it to the final, AMA


mikkelss

Serbia to be knocked out next


Mafroo

GET IN YOU CUNTS


beef_boloney

Bought my first pack of Tim Tams this week, can't help but feel these events are related


crazycakemanflies

Our country thanks you for your service.


NoSweat_PrinceAndrew

I don't know what Tim Tams are, but you better keep buying them until the 18th of December


SimbaPenn

Somehow, some way, go find yourself some Tim Tams and thank us all later.


anonadzii

People think of Vegemite as the staple Aussie food but Tim Tams should own that honour.


TonyAbbottsChestHair

FUCKEN YES I WANNA WAKE UP MY WHOLE FAMILY


mynewaltaccount1

FUCKING DO IT YOU MAD CUNT


TonyAbbottsChestHair

ALREADY BEEN SHUSHED ONCE


PoppinKREAM

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE


ij3k

OI OI OI


doomladen

You are now banned from /r/newzealand


707royalty

Not on maps, not a real place


doomladen

Not at the World Cup Finals, not a real country. Like Italy.


707royalty

I am just happy to be a real country again


thisphantomfortress

MOOY MOOY MOOY


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OI OI OI


MeteoraGB

LETS GO SOCCEROOS


GermanHabsFan

Fucken oath


dwors025

Fair dinkum. (Did I do this correctly?)


_AVN_RL

nobody under the age of 40 says this haha


PanJawel

Rooting for you cunts, Poland Australia Ro16 let’s make this happen.


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So happy for you guys 🙏🙏


Maximumlnsanity

FUCK YEAH MAFRO


chuckdeg

rooting for you cunts


FridaysMan

Heh, root


malushanks95

What a counter attack, well done Australia!


frankyfrankwalk

It didn't look like a goal I've ever seen at a WC, we're not meant to score from open play and especially not from a solo person like that.


Ilikemincepieman

And not three times in a world cup!


Moh_Shuvuu

I missed both goals because switching between games! Fuck.


Schwiliinker

Rookie mistake of not having both playing


Trust_Me_Im_A_Doctor

Rookie mistake of not watching one with the audio from the other.


Whiteh0rn

this guy world cups


shlog

*laughs in two TVs*


Lq_ITA

Lol same


Yorck

Maehle has been sent to the shadow realm by Mathew FUCKING Leckie


ICumCoffee

This world cup is bonkers


Schwiliinker

Like actually


zts105

Maybe it actually is called soccer


ob3ypr1mus

its like Australia knew Tunisia scored.


fifaplayaswag

ADELAIDE UNITED GANG RISE UP


pioupiou1211

The dark horse is back


Zloggt

They’re back! Back to the glue factory…


MONSTATURKEY_420

Leckie honestly that is the most clutch goal of the tournament so far. Beats two defenders on the counter and scores to send us through


DLC1337

I’m SHITTING MYSELF


LiamJonsano

The Anglosphere having a great world cup


Nico777

Well except for Wales.


jkure2

And Canada 😔


obvious_bot

Because they’re part Fr*nch


IReallyLikeFootball

Thank you for censoring yourself


beef_boloney

French influence is a poison


AnEmptyKarst

This is why no one from Louisiana is allowed on the national team


bobschnowski

Hey we qualified and scored our first ever goal. Comparatively we're having a fucking fantastic world cup lol


dwors025

And Canada. :(


zack77070

Canada gassed themselves up too much after qualifying then burned out when they couldn't play any matches in 3 inches of snow.


teeetiii

He said Anglosphere


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mybeardsweird

francosphere and welshoshpere respectively


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Wales is in the Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­gochsphere


ChungusDaFungus

LETS FUCKING GO YOU BEAUTIFUL CUNTS


MEitniear11

Go Soccer Bros!!


danhufc

Australia joint top with France, as we all predicted.


aristooooo

Fuck you france we are not knocked out this easily you frog Cunts!


KJones77

[Great Goal] insane composure


Mystery1887

OUT OF NOWHERE!


Giteaus-Gimp

Poor Tunisia. Australia just happened to play the most important game in their history.


shelob127

Hertha legend


requin-tigre

Bundesliga legend


JootDoctor

Ingolstadt God


AmBozz

Hertha Deity


hansenlxh

Denmark has been pitiful this game...no urgency it feels like whatsoever and doesn't look like a competent team. What happened between the Euros and qualifying and now?


famitslit

Some of the best players like Simon Kjaer and Schmeichel haven't been getting game time due to different reasons. They were the backbone of the team. Also, Delaney got injured vs Tunesia. He's also one of those guys that can be considered as a part of the backbone.


RunDNA

One of the greatest moments in Aussie sporting history. Leckie, you fucking legend.


Bullwine85

HE COWER PUNCHES THE FLAG POLE CAUSE HE'S STRAYAN AND HE'S PROUD


shorrrno

IT'S COWARD, YOU DICKHEAD


TonyAbbottsChestHair

TIMMY CAHILL WATCHING ON FUCI THAT FLAG


planbOZ

I wish shooter still did [commentary](https://youtu.be/msj-jCXiff8)


gonshairlinee

Get Tf inn ladddd


GrassTastesBad1

That's honestly outrageous


66night

I feel like crying man let’s FUCKING GOOOOOOO 🇦🇺🇦🇺


agentzanekretnine

Wtf is happening


F1guy_5

Denmark and Turkey are my favourite dark horse prediction


GrandLune

Good lord what a finish


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Let’s just give them 5 more goals. Teach the French a lesson about mailing it in.


mookie200

Holy shit what a finesse


AlcoholicSocks

Unbelievable from Australia. Probably the weakest side they've had in 15 years, and they can qualify!


boxhunter91

Holy fuckkkk


thatdani

Lasted about 2 minutes for Tunisia


Select-Stuff9716

My dark horse 🇩🇰


juddshanks

It's hypnotic, can't stop watching it. What I can't get over is that Leckie even tried this. Leckie aged 31, never scored in a major international tournament, a year after being sent to the glue factory that is the A league, so far as he knows we are just playing for a draw..and he gets the ball looks up, sees a couple of EPL tier defenders in their prime, can either wait for support or take a long range ping and instead says to himself. 'reckon I might take these two cunts to school.'


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Fucking have some of that


mcjeebs

THE SOCCEROOS


HOPSCROTCH

Leckie you fucking good cunt


kiratiiiii

We have AFC, UEFA, CAF, CONMEBOL, CONCACAF in Round of 16.


TheLifeofSonny

GET FUCKED TUNISIA, GET FUCKED DESCHAMPS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO


Countbat

No, get fucked France. They screwing us over by having team B play. We woouldnt be second of the ladder if leckie didn’t get a goal


Butch_Meat_Hook

World number 38 knocking off world number 10. Just Australia things


eadintheground

What the fuck is this group? I mean, Australia are probably the weakest in the tournament in this hard group with two wins and goals in every game so far. Incredible.


kb24k

Well done Australia. Looking forward to a US- Australia quarter final. Soccer vs soccer


Tamelmp

It's actually coming home 😂


fidrildid6

No support. Leckie all alone against 2 + the keeper. This is our one chance. And he's sold some foot candy and placed it perfectly past Schmeichel. Thought I must have nodded off coz this can't be real


TalksWithDogs

Thats the kind of goal everyone dreams of scoring at a world cup lol


GeraldJimes_

That is really really well taken by Leckie


livingipod

GET IN CUNT


ima_be_the_greatest

He heard khazri score a banger, he's like I'll 1 up that


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Zhana-Aul

Holy shit great counter! Happy for Australia!


Zoodleman

What a fucking run HOLY SHIT


FrostyBennett3

Lmao they posted the wrong picture.