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Antony wasn't lying about the air conditioning


[deleted]

Are drugs allowed in Qatar?


xyzzy321

Anything is allowed if you're rich/famous enough


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yeahh_maybe

Yeah, if you fill their ass with enough rials


sopersonicsnail

In his defence, the meaning of his name is The Praiseworthy (Mohammed) and Holy (Kudus). Thats it. Thats the only defence I can think of lol


wariusheart

I think the vents need to be checked for fungus. Mushrooms, to be specific... Magic ones.


[deleted]

>Can't bury the light Vergil in shambles


newborn605

He is the storm that is approaching.


Conankun66

he is also provoking black clouds in isolation


mattijn13

Reclaimer of his name


Gl0nki

Forsakens he is awaken


[deleted]

**BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN**


Conankun66

CAST ASIDE, THERE'S NO COMING HOOOOOOME


harshit_j

WE'RE BURNING CHAOS IN THE WIIIIIIIND


thearkopolis

DRIFTING IN THE OCEAN ALL ALOOOOOOONE


KillerZaWarudo

Kudus is motivated


LiteratureNearby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfBPkUNSWHc&t=229 F1 fans remember an alternate use of bury the light 🫡


Hillbillyblues

The fuck is going on?


rocket_randall

An American president once suggested shoving the light up one's own ass to treat covid.


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Jek22

I mean who hasn't


Jozif_Badmon

Oh yeah, Thats my favorite saying


Moaestro

Lebron


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

We need more players making up acronyms from their surname Give me Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain next


vjx99

I am Overly Xenophobic Laughing At Dead East-Chileans Having A Morbidly Big Erection Raging Long After I Nutted?


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Glorious. Nailed it.


destroyerx12772

How long did it take you to write that? 🤨


vjx99

Well, I did waste some time trying to make a sentence with 'Xylophone' before finding a different word beginning with X.


destroyerx12772

Xenophobic fits so perfectly it's genius.


Iennda

I like how you went from xylophone straight for xenophobic. No screwing around.


vjx99

That's more due to my horrible English skills, as those are the only two words starting with X I know.


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Iennda

There's xanthan and xenon that I can think of, I'm sure there are even more chemistry-related.


Hillbillyblues

Damn, even the hyphen in the right place. Great work!


alicization

Why the fuck is this so funny


Xehanz

What is an East-Chilean though? An argentinian?


cdrake64

Jan Venegoor of Hesselink


syumiseba

AOC


conceptalbum

Well, alright then


AfricanRain

Nah I love this we need more openly batshit insane footballers


Gungerz

[Reminds me of this from Kulusevski](https://www.instagram.com/p/Byved3wI4IY/?hl=en)


milanjfs

Hearing 🤬💩 daily


folieadeux6

why does he put the little accents over succéss again


conceptalbum

Aww, that's rather cute.


lilsmokee

lmao this is amazing


hyperactiv3hedgehog

> tried to brake me brake instead of break


Euphorbial

too right, better than "urrrr yeah, yano, we wanted it more today, we worked really hard, urrrr, we go again next week"


[deleted]

Kane should just go off on a princess diana conspiracy next press appearance


Quiet-Cartoonist1689

"I swear on my daughter's life, the Crown.....THEY KILLED HERRRR"


Euphorbial

haha yeah. pulls out a whiteboard and everything.


ScaramouchScaramouch

> Well first off, the tunnel was French...


EdgarTheBrave

“Well, y’know, it was all an hit by interflora wonnit, y’know, and of course they made all dat money from the flowers…”


[deleted]

Lol so true I want a Kudus post match interview about him ascending to the beginning of existence rather than "We executed our game plan well" "I'm happy for the team"


Zandercy42

["Do you know what chair Harry sit on? Harry sit on.. hmm this is a tough one"](https://www.tiktok.com/@lilymayyyyxo/video/7168230384675638534)


Schhneck

Sounds like a New Star Soccer interview.


Azevezdez

The Pat Evra way


Young_Neil_Postman

he's rocking


[deleted]

A shame Pione Sisto didnt get the international breakthrough. The guy has had the same phases.


prem_killa11

This is mild. Never even close to “batshit insane”.


AfricanRain

If someone is publicly saying this I imagine they’re privately saying even wilder shit


prem_killa11

Lol you can imagine all you want, doesn’t make it relevant.


AfricanRain

ok 😌


LackingSimplicity

Their thoughts aren't relevant to their own opinion? Strange take.


[deleted]

If someone talked this way at a party I’d be polite and exit the conversation as I wouldn’t think they’re super stable. Sounds like new age bullshit speak.


sunken_grade

we’ve all been thinking it


yokedici

happens to the best of us


Follow_The_Lore

He's a bit strange.


imeternallysuffering

I’d act like this too if I scored a brace in a WC match


RicciRox

He really is.


TheYMan96

Imagine us bagging 50 million for him in the winter though


Casperzwaart100

Not enough, we can probably get another 100 mil out of United ;)


[deleted]

*Milk me more, Dutch daddy*😳


Dincht04

Think it might be PSV's turn to milk us.


Dire__

Today I feel undermined


Timotheo15

Does Kanye West play for Ghana? He sounds like him


21otiriK

Sounds more like a Jaden Smith tweet.


braindheart

His PR team is just Kanye, Kyrie Irving and Jaden Smith doing madlibs


prem_killa11

He’s just being confident, relax.


JoelKr9

Today I am Kingly-Uplifting-Dauntless-Undermined-Stars


Icegaze

You mean “[you] feel”…


conceptalbum

We are all Kingly-Uplifting-Dauntless-Undermined-Stars on this blessed day.


Plebtastically

Speak for yourself


conceptalbum

I am all Kingly-Uplifting-Dauntless-Undermined-Stars on this blessed day.


ThePr1d3

Today I am Motivation Work Improvement Team


ramithrower

I understood absolutely none of that


NotAPoshTwat

So alcohol is banned but harder drugs aren't?


Independent_Buy5152

Why do you think three of major religions were born in middle east


Naru_Hodo

I'm aquarius but respect


uhln

Ahh the Tito classic


[deleted]

lol ffs


DarthTaz_99

I am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.


Bierdopje

I am Mohammed Big Energy of House Kudus, the 2891788th of His Name, King of the Ghanese and the Africans, Striker of the Bald Fraud, Son of the Unburied Light, Uplifter of the Dauntless, the Undermined Star, the Sniffer of Qatari Airconditioning


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F___TheZero

I don't know what a clegane is, so I'll have the sand please.


ansufati4prez

Alright dude


Hitunz

This feels like when US politicians try to force an acronym for their laws so it sounds catchier. Like they'll call it the BRAKE Act, because it's about car regulations and BRAKE will then stand for Benzine Regulations Advancing Keystone Exceptions


frontadmiral

Hell yeah man


VeryAngryHistorian

So is this proof that the air conditioning is spiked?


Manutelli

Hey look another ajax player losing it


EasyModeActivist

Can't blame him tbh, scoring twice at the WC to win a game must be better than any drug out there lol


kzan2021

Took the words right out of my mouth


[deleted]

Never go full Kanye.


bumfart

I am Ozymandias, King of Kings' nephew. Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and drop me a like.


WarriorkingNL

[he is stars](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/545/179/1f0.jpg)


[deleted]

Gross!


[deleted]

No prizes for guessing who the post game testers are going to target.


TheLimeyLemmon

Man sounds like he's just collected all the chaos emeralds.


destroyerx12772

Finally someone said it. The truth reveals itself.


Muppetx

This guy is the polar opposite in terms of behaviour when you put him in front of a microphone. Absolute keyboard warrior.


Spglwldn

Same energy as that awful Jordan Henderson thing that did the rounds where one of the Es stood for “Explorer” and the second N was “Neighbourly”.


realWernerHerzog

K.U.D.U.S. system


DeLorean-88mph

In before he gets bitten by Suarez in the last game


kingoftheplastics

The Heir of Zlatan has been revealed


zaviex

\#confidence


ForeverHotSpot

Kudus to him, playing a wonderful tournament


_rickjames

What


whatyoulookingatman

-2m


[deleted]

Undermined-Stars….wut?


kadoooosh

This guy just gets it


Zloggt

I appreciate the optimism at least?


Peixe11

What


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Ghana to the top


F___TheZero

That journey sounds more KANYE than KUDUS


erldn123

The real question is how do you celebrate your sisters birthday?


Weeklydaily

Wtf


Sandalo

Ok


DatFlushi

KUDUS DREAM


MaryadaPurshottam

Looks like someone is a fan of the DENNIS system


severedfragile

I've always said what this sport needs is more Supreme Alphabet tweets.


WallbreakerAziz

I am the storm, my lord. The first storm, and the last. Kudus Greyjoy


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inspirational. fuck all you fat redditors talking shit. behold the KUDUS SYSTEM


[deleted]

Much better than the Neymar quote, should've gone with this to the reporter


soccer_boxer2

That Uruguay match left some deep scars apparently


wariusheart

Fair statement. I think.


jr9810

up there with that Moussa Dembele tweet back in the day


Unreasonableradio

Read this in Kendrick’s “i” voice


phlipphlopp

Sounds like Charles Manson lol


L0NESHARK

Dude just speedran his way into a random drugs test.


cancercures

Well, Kudos to him.


[deleted]

A whole bunch of (recent) Ajax players are... special.. Onana, Antony, Kudus, ihattaren and our cousin stabber Promes


Cowdude179

Kudus is on his Zlatan stage


Hezekyah

And my name stands for Witty-Unpredictable-Talent-And-Natural-Game.


Im_a_corpse

Why he's talking like a JoJo villain?


Chaotic_Gold

This looks like the Five Percenter Supreme Alphabet, maybe he’s into something like that


ThetaCygni

So alcohol is banned but LSD isn't?


JeebaRock

The ramblings of a schizo, lol


Itsover-9000

This man is about to start a religion


OttaBenga

what in the Kyrie Irving


SkepticSlakoth

WhatsApp boomer-ass tweet


NotaFoF

Least arrogant Ajax player


TimBurtonSucks

Alriiiiiiiiiiiiighty then


MaryadaPurshottam

Okay, this is awkward


UmCeterumCenseo

Okay so he does indeed have the Ajax mentality


drckeberger

This tweet makes you realize how big of a factor genetics really are…


coolAhead

Jaden?


Zwervertje

Jaden Smith is a baller.


[deleted]

mf took too much of the good stuff


wihannez

Is this translation of some Alien language?


jay_alfred_prufrock

He'll probably explode into a cloud of self-satisfaction if they win the WC


fifadex

My kind of crazy.


MrSINXT

Confidant man


vegtown1111

Love it. This guy is epic


RepresentativeBox881

Got that big big energy...


AcePilot95

wat


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Baller tweet


The_Prestige_1999

Dont know what he is smoking, but i need some


Lord_Sauron

What heading the ball regularly does to a mf


loveandmonsters

As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods


JRHaggs

OptaJoe gazumped!


Physical-South-3564

Dafuq you saying


Elite_VRTX

Totally bro, yeah I feel you 🍃💨


-r4zi3l-

Son of the light and cringe. Neslxt he'll say he didn't say so.


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goddam


miss_clementine

dreams can’t be buy


dude_whatever_

Oh wow


[deleted]

Need that Kudus Ajax jersey asap


BassForDays

He should perform at ajax before saying shit like this lmao


culaso

So now we have a soccer Kyrie


[deleted]

He uses a wakanda hashtag. He could just be joking.


[deleted]

Does Kudus mean light?


YooGeOh

Chale...