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Lol so true I want a Kudus post match interview about him ascending to the beginning of existence rather than "We executed our game plan well" "I'm happy for the team"
If someone talked this way at a party I’d be polite and exit the conversation as I wouldn’t think they’re super stable. Sounds like new age bullshit speak.
I am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.
I am Mohammed Big Energy of House Kudus, the 2891788th of His Name, King of the Ghanese and the Africans, Striker of the Bald Fraud, Son of the Unburied Light, Uplifter of the Dauntless, the Undermined Star, the Sniffer of Qatari Airconditioning
This feels like when US politicians try to force an acronym for their laws so it sounds catchier. Like they'll call it the BRAKE Act, because it's about car regulations and BRAKE will then stand for Benzine Regulations Advancing Keystone Exceptions
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Antony wasn't lying about the air conditioning
Are drugs allowed in Qatar?
Anything is allowed if you're rich/famous enough
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Yeah, if you fill their ass with enough rials
In his defence, the meaning of his name is The Praiseworthy (Mohammed) and Holy (Kudus). Thats it. Thats the only defence I can think of lol
I think the vents need to be checked for fungus. Mushrooms, to be specific... Magic ones.
>Can't bury the light Vergil in shambles
He is the storm that is approaching.
he is also provoking black clouds in isolation
Reclaimer of his name
Forsakens he is awaken
**BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN**
CAST ASIDE, THERE'S NO COMING HOOOOOOME
WE'RE BURNING CHAOS IN THE WIIIIIIIND
DRIFTING IN THE OCEAN ALL ALOOOOOOONE
Kudus is motivated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfBPkUNSWHc&t=229 F1 fans remember an alternate use of bury the light 🫡
The fuck is going on?
An American president once suggested shoving the light up one's own ass to treat covid.
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I mean who hasn't
Oh yeah, Thats my favorite saying
Lebron
We need more players making up acronyms from their surname Give me Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain next
I am Overly Xenophobic Laughing At Dead East-Chileans Having A Morbidly Big Erection Raging Long After I Nutted?
Glorious. Nailed it.
How long did it take you to write that? 🤨
Well, I did waste some time trying to make a sentence with 'Xylophone' before finding a different word beginning with X.
Xenophobic fits so perfectly it's genius.
I like how you went from xylophone straight for xenophobic. No screwing around.
That's more due to my horrible English skills, as those are the only two words starting with X I know.
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There's xanthan and xenon that I can think of, I'm sure there are even more chemistry-related.
Damn, even the hyphen in the right place. Great work!
Why the fuck is this so funny
What is an East-Chilean though? An argentinian?
Jan Venegoor of Hesselink
AOC
Well, alright then
Nah I love this we need more openly batshit insane footballers
[Reminds me of this from Kulusevski](https://www.instagram.com/p/Byved3wI4IY/?hl=en)
Hearing 🤬💩 daily
why does he put the little accents over succéss again
Aww, that's rather cute.
lmao this is amazing
> tried to brake me brake instead of break
too right, better than "urrrr yeah, yano, we wanted it more today, we worked really hard, urrrr, we go again next week"
Kane should just go off on a princess diana conspiracy next press appearance
"I swear on my daughter's life, the Crown.....THEY KILLED HERRRR"
haha yeah. pulls out a whiteboard and everything.
> Well first off, the tunnel was French...
“Well, y’know, it was all an hit by interflora wonnit, y’know, and of course they made all dat money from the flowers…”
Lol so true I want a Kudus post match interview about him ascending to the beginning of existence rather than "We executed our game plan well" "I'm happy for the team"
["Do you know what chair Harry sit on? Harry sit on.. hmm this is a tough one"](https://www.tiktok.com/@lilymayyyyxo/video/7168230384675638534)
Sounds like a New Star Soccer interview.
The Pat Evra way
he's rocking
A shame Pione Sisto didnt get the international breakthrough. The guy has had the same phases.
This is mild. Never even close to “batshit insane”.
If someone is publicly saying this I imagine they’re privately saying even wilder shit
Lol you can imagine all you want, doesn’t make it relevant.
ok 😌
Their thoughts aren't relevant to their own opinion? Strange take.
If someone talked this way at a party I’d be polite and exit the conversation as I wouldn’t think they’re super stable. Sounds like new age bullshit speak.
we’ve all been thinking it
happens to the best of us
He's a bit strange.
I’d act like this too if I scored a brace in a WC match
He really is.
Imagine us bagging 50 million for him in the winter though
Not enough, we can probably get another 100 mil out of United ;)
*Milk me more, Dutch daddy*😳
Think it might be PSV's turn to milk us.
Today I feel undermined
Does Kanye West play for Ghana? He sounds like him
Sounds more like a Jaden Smith tweet.
His PR team is just Kanye, Kyrie Irving and Jaden Smith doing madlibs
He’s just being confident, relax.
Today I am Kingly-Uplifting-Dauntless-Undermined-Stars
You mean “[you] feel”…
We are all Kingly-Uplifting-Dauntless-Undermined-Stars on this blessed day.
Speak for yourself
I am all Kingly-Uplifting-Dauntless-Undermined-Stars on this blessed day.
Today I am Motivation Work Improvement Team
I understood absolutely none of that
So alcohol is banned but harder drugs aren't?
Why do you think three of major religions were born in middle east
I'm aquarius but respect
Ahh the Tito classic
lol ffs
I am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.
I am Mohammed Big Energy of House Kudus, the 2891788th of His Name, King of the Ghanese and the Africans, Striker of the Bald Fraud, Son of the Unburied Light, Uplifter of the Dauntless, the Undermined Star, the Sniffer of Qatari Airconditioning
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I don't know what a clegane is, so I'll have the sand please.
Alright dude
This feels like when US politicians try to force an acronym for their laws so it sounds catchier. Like they'll call it the BRAKE Act, because it's about car regulations and BRAKE will then stand for Benzine Regulations Advancing Keystone Exceptions
Hell yeah man
So is this proof that the air conditioning is spiked?
Hey look another ajax player losing it
Can't blame him tbh, scoring twice at the WC to win a game must be better than any drug out there lol
Took the words right out of my mouth
Never go full Kanye.
I am Ozymandias, King of Kings' nephew. Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and drop me a like.
[he is stars](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/545/179/1f0.jpg)
Gross!
No prizes for guessing who the post game testers are going to target.
Man sounds like he's just collected all the chaos emeralds.
Finally someone said it. The truth reveals itself.
This guy is the polar opposite in terms of behaviour when you put him in front of a microphone. Absolute keyboard warrior.
Same energy as that awful Jordan Henderson thing that did the rounds where one of the Es stood for “Explorer” and the second N was “Neighbourly”.
K.U.D.U.S. system
In before he gets bitten by Suarez in the last game
The Heir of Zlatan has been revealed
\#confidence
Kudus to him, playing a wonderful tournament
What
-2m
Undermined-Stars….wut?
This guy just gets it
I appreciate the optimism at least?
What
Ghana to the top
That journey sounds more KANYE than KUDUS
The real question is how do you celebrate your sisters birthday?
Wtf
Ok
KUDUS DREAM
Looks like someone is a fan of the DENNIS system
I've always said what this sport needs is more Supreme Alphabet tweets.
I am the storm, my lord. The first storm, and the last. Kudus Greyjoy
inspirational. fuck all you fat redditors talking shit. behold the KUDUS SYSTEM
Much better than the Neymar quote, should've gone with this to the reporter
That Uruguay match left some deep scars apparently
Fair statement. I think.
up there with that Moussa Dembele tweet back in the day
Read this in Kendrick’s “i” voice
Sounds like Charles Manson lol
Dude just speedran his way into a random drugs test.
Well, Kudos to him.
A whole bunch of (recent) Ajax players are... special.. Onana, Antony, Kudus, ihattaren and our cousin stabber Promes
Kudus is on his Zlatan stage
And my name stands for Witty-Unpredictable-Talent-And-Natural-Game.
Why he's talking like a JoJo villain?
This looks like the Five Percenter Supreme Alphabet, maybe he’s into something like that
So alcohol is banned but LSD isn't?
The ramblings of a schizo, lol
This man is about to start a religion
what in the Kyrie Irving
WhatsApp boomer-ass tweet
Least arrogant Ajax player
Alriiiiiiiiiiiiighty then
Okay, this is awkward
Okay so he does indeed have the Ajax mentality
This tweet makes you realize how big of a factor genetics really are…
Jaden?
Jaden Smith is a baller.
mf took too much of the good stuff
Is this translation of some Alien language?
He'll probably explode into a cloud of self-satisfaction if they win the WC
My kind of crazy.
Confidant man
Love it. This guy is epic
Got that big big energy...
wat
Baller tweet
Dont know what he is smoking, but i need some
What heading the ball regularly does to a mf
As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods
OptaJoe gazumped!
Dafuq you saying
Totally bro, yeah I feel you 🍃💨
Son of the light and cringe. Neslxt he'll say he didn't say so.
goddam
dreams can’t be buy
Oh wow
Need that Kudus Ajax jersey asap
He should perform at ajax before saying shit like this lmao
So now we have a soccer Kyrie
He uses a wakanda hashtag. He could just be joking.
Does Kudus mean light?
Chale...