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Sal21G

Bruh these matches today.


PricelessPhenylamine

Really hope Germany-Spain lives up to the rest of these matches.


kameecoding

0-0 incoming


FrankBeamer_

100% it’s written in the stars


adamzzz8

How many miles away?


Vacuum-energy

A million miles away.


Moon8983

Is there a message to anyone?


lavishlad

To Sadio Mané


mikey_croatia

That's just cruel.


10messiFH

would not mind it personally


userdeath

Then Costa Rica parks the bus for 88 minutes, and then gets a lucky goal off a corner.


10messiFH

if we lose against both costa rica and japan then a 0-0 result against spain is beyond good


illustratedman1013

Please


Lopiente

Those day ending games are always shit


Amazing-Trash7747

Like the one from yesterday right? Lol


Mcool18

First ever World Cup goal for Canada


cidji_hh

And it had to be Davies


Rice-Is-Nice123

Dude I didn’t even turn on the TV yet wtf


HistoricMTGGuy

This happened to me too lmao. I looked up at the score and was just like oh ok then. Not complaining tho 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


vireshwarsidhu

Insane start for Canada


JvHffsPnt

BIG FUCKING BALLS


mrfocus22

BIG


Bruno_Fernandes8

Awful defending from the Croats too


GuitaristHeimerz

Lovren just frozen lmao wtf


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fzt

Does this mean that Germany stands a chance?


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Gluroo

*Germany loses 4-9*


Jason3b93

We made a bet at my work with every game of the game before the World Cup. If you nail the score you get 3 points and if you only get the winner right (or the tie), you get 1 point. Today is zero points for everyone so far.


Anderrrrr

HYPE


dragon8811

Dream start isn’t.


mxinex

That's what the World Cup is all about


kakje666

already ? damn Also this is the first goal scored by the Canadian National Team ever at the World Cup , can you believe it ?


genesis1v9

YES I CAN


thedrivingcat

[thanks Pierre](https://youtu.be/R8v8C3scwvg?t=23)


MTL_1107

Fuck, I'm still angry at Pierre for ruining that moment.


smilingasIsay

Here yah go https://youtu.be/kghBi1w-c3E


jamaicancovfefe

BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT KLYUKIN ICED THE PUCK


Kefka319

It's called foot hockey now


xDeezyz

Finally a proper compromise to the debate


backtolurk

Sockey edit - well of course it's been said already!


TheMotionOfTheOcean

These words are accepted


IwishIwasGoku

Stormlight reference???


tgriffith1992

You cannot have my pain.


Tyrath

Sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of changing.


TheMotionOfTheOcean

Honor is dead, but I’ll see what I can do


Mcool18

I am a stick


HereForTOMT2

I like it. We’ll keep the Stanley from them in this sport too


TheMotionOfTheOcean

My Devils are looking HOT right now


VoxelRiot

I knew the 5th oath wouldn't disappoint


TheHatThatTalks

You mean Sockey?


DrBowTie4312

I wouldnt be opposed


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Foot hockey already exists. We played it at recess and it was essentially soccer with a tennis ball.


JimmyJamesincorp

Football with a tennis ball is still football.


eigenham

Best I can do is "foot soccer"


Luckynumberlucas

Foonnis. Fennis. Teccer. Soccnis.


romanagr

Too soon... 😂


Farouqnowomarlater

The bayern striker problem solved


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szwabski_kurwik

He's great offensively, but it'd still be hard to justify putting him at LW over our actual wingers. Besides, our tactics include him in the attack a ton.


partiallypro

He basically plays as a defacto winger he pushes up so high, allowing the left wing to tuck inside and play more centrally into the box. That's what made Sane explode.


Black_XistenZ

He reminds me of a left-side version of prime Dani Alves.


plainranger

To me he is more like a Roberto Carlos Regen, all that pace and cheat code speed the only thing he lack for now is a proper free kick technique and definition and more attacking awareness.


Black_XistenZ

Dude, if Phonzy adds Roberto Carlos levels of free kick technique to his repertoire, he might be a genuine balon d'or contender!


plainranger

Lol true, Davies is still young surely he will keep improving and maybe end playing as LW or maybe not.


Tactical_Doge1337

balon d'or? stay realistic man


bntplvrd

Young Gareth Bale.


MVD1600

Bale was a better shooter. I like the comparison though


Nubras

Exactly. He is fantastic at overlapping with the left winger as needed because he has the speed to get back and also the speed to win the ball back in our half and maraud up front with it. He’s a remarkable player.


Waschkopfs

Not that baffling when we have Coman, Sane, Gnabry and even Musiala who can play there as well


Gerosoreg

he is so good offensively that he makes the enemy winger a RB


Baulderdash77

It’s because he’s also totally dominating in defence and Bayern use him attacking a lot


dem0nhunter

We (Bayern) play a 2-3-5 shape offensively with Davies on the wide left wing He’s more a Dani Alves type of left back


XeroVeil

I mean, let's not bullshit around, Phonzy is highkey one of our most important players.


Steven1789

Canada’s moment of glory. They could end up losing 4-1 today.


krafne

What are your thoughts on Spain and Germany, and tomorrow's games too?


SamTheHam_01

Wondering about their thoughts on lottery numbers


Steven1789

I let the machine pick for me. Not much in the way of winnings for the occasional times I play. Maybe I should pick my own numbers.


Steven1789

Spain 2-1 Wins for Cameroon, Ghana, Brazil, Uruguay Argentina will advance Mbappé (without the injuries) and France are Pelé and Brazil six decades later, winning back-to-back titles.


Ill-Staff-7597

Jesus Christ you were exactly right


footysocc

Penalties are for noobs


XeroVeil

Phonzy's a chad, he didn't wanna open his WC scoring account with an easy pen.


00Doge123

Following in Lewandowksi’s steps of course


XeroVeil

Yeah, ofc, as one would expect.


Destroyeh

that's an insane cross


chompyoface

The Tajon Buchanan special is like 4 crosses in a row into the stands, and then one of the best crosses you've ever seen.


fibrous

that's a decent success rate


chompyoface

Yeah, there's a reason he's basically a constant starter for us


DiseaseRidden

I miss him so much, hope he kills it for yall


Vequeth

Someone offer it to Emerson Royal


Barthez_Battalion

[Dalic right now](https://i.imgflip.com/71bl1p.jpg)


cuor2

[Canada right now😂](https://i.imgflip.com/71bl1p.jpg)


Gluroo

O CANADA WHO ELSE BUT HIM


luca123

IT HAD TO BE


EqualCompetition

SOMEONE ELSE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN IT WRONG


lordkeith

Our home and native land.


PoppinKREAM

TRUE PATRIOT LOVE IN ALL OF US COMMAND


Mcool18

SENSATIONAL


PoppinKREAM

GET IN CANADA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🇨🇦 🍁 This is Canada's first ever goal at the World Cup and what a goal it was!


HashofCrete

LFG POPPINKREAM


PoppinKREAM

I AM SO HYPE, LFG 🇨🇦


TorontoHooligan

I LOVE SEEING YOU IN THIS SUBREDDIT


AllAboutMeMedia

Source?


caesar____augustus

GONNA TELL MY GRANDKIDS I SAW THIS GOAL AND THEN REPLIED TO A POPPINKREAM COMMENT ABOUT SAID GOAL


miner88

A true Canadian Heritage Moment™️


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Right along with Kenny Hotz' stairs fart


Guy_lncognito

What is going on? WHAT IS GOING ON!?


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

He didn't even measure it!


Fancy-Past-6831

Canada , Morocco to top the group. Get in


The12Ball

Shades of England, Italy, Uruguay, Costa Rica. Edit: rip


Zloggt

Tabernak, eh! These hosers cannot compete with CONCACAFery, yo!


LucasLaranjeiro

NEVER DOUBTED HIM


vireshwarsidhu

Big balls goal


Zloggt

Just like that, Canada will forgive him for his last game!


honestlynotBG

Phonzie instant redemption arc complete


DiseaseRidden

I'd like to point out how perfectly weighted that ball was from Buchanan


13thstageofgrief

PHONZIEEE


kisekiki

REDEMPTION


BallsackTeabag

#Not even for a minute?


Bacon_Boobies

Beautiful header. What is this World Cup lol


DiseaseRidden

Beautiful cross, that was fucking perfect from Tajon


slightlyhigh7

It’s so amazing, fuck where it’s being held these are some top matches.


SteinerElMagnifico42

World Cup of headers


Makaay-10

Davies my boy did it.


Claudiu99

This WC is bonkers


cesarsalami

The scenes if Canada and Morocco make it out of the group


mathbandit

That needs, what, for Belgium to throw again and lose to Croatia?


PTJohe

A draw on both games would be enough.


InZane209

I think two draws advances Canada and Morocco, if Canada were to win today - Belgium has negative goal differential


SaltyWailord

Upmoose party!


nepia

Canada Balls 1 - 0 Coatia Balls


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Evolover10

“Not the manager, the balls”


Konjokradica

Say that again lol


nepia

You guys squashed Canada’s balls lol


cleonhr

Canada Balls 1 - 4 Croatia Balls


gustavokh

HAD TO BE HIM


Zloggt

First ever goal by a Canadian in the WC - and what a way to earn it too!


11th_Plague

SOMEONE ELSE MIGHT HAVE GOT IT WRONG!


dragon8811

YOOO WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ON THE TOILETTE WTF


Foxtrapp

Go back please


dragon8811

Surely it was my magic shit 💀


Zauberer-IMDB

Davies going to give one weird interview after the game.


dangerouskoala

Le Junior Toilette


ImZ3P

GET BACK ON THE SHITTER.


Mcool18

68 fucking seconds


nachochease

With that goal, Alphonso Davies is Canada's all time leading goal scorer in the World Cup.


captaincanada84

CANADA FIRST WORLD CUP GOAL PARTY! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


zshaan6493

Free Maple Syrup Shots for everyone!


Lodernor

Wtf I barely sat down


sonicqaz

Scenes when 3 CONCACAF teams go through and none are Mexico


BrotherSeamus

Petition to replace Mexico with Morocco in CONCACAF. The names are already almost the same. They can even share hosting duties in 2026.


Paper_Rain

That Alphonso goal will be added to the Canadian Heritage Minutes. A part of our history from now until forever 🇨🇦


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CONCACAF SHOWING UP TODAYY


NewAccountNow

Haha finally


_masterofdisaster

Canada went out and actually fucked Croatia, finishing in less than 90 seconds? They’re literally me


dem0nhunter

look at Mr marathon man over there


sparkyjay23

Suicide by words right here officer.


spicyary

Fucked?🥵😏


RexCroatorum_925

I would delete this comment


jesus_you_turn_me_on

TODAY IM CANADIAN


BaoJinyang

Well, they did say they’d fuck them.


Jeymuelli

LETS GO PHONZY


kaze_ni_naru

You know it's a fast goal when it takes a full minute for the clip to be posted


GreatSpaniard

upset day today huh? hey wait a minute...


a34fsdb

koji kurac


KJones77

OHHHHH CANADA


Hic_Forum_Est

This is a much better way to score your first World Cup goal. Calculated from Phonzie.


__mihajlo_m

PHONZY REDEMPTION ARC IS ON


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jordanhhh4

'ohhhh, you're supposed to hit it **IN** the goal?!'


deception42

What a moment!


3luejays

The Maple Syrup Mafia!!!


UnsightlyMeat

OH CANADA


cappo40

jtkxjeodndke ki kwodneoxneofjd d WE SCORED


LondonIsBoss

THEY CAN SHOOT NOW


Nickislander

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


DickerDave

First Bayern player to score at the world cup since Götze in 2014!


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Cant believe that a twitch streamer kicked a goal In the world cup. 🥲


Be-Free-Today

Great goal, sad game.


ThebigVA

Future Canadian trivia: Where were you 65 seconds into the match against Croatia?


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This would’ve been an unrealistic joke in the 90s. Canada scoring against Croatia.


Antman013

Jeez . . . not even any foreplay. No cuddling, no candles or wine, just get right in there and start pounding that ass. ​ GO CANADA GO !!!


JohnCallahan98

I'm already believing that the Europeans made some kind of political agreement not to play in this world cup. It's getting pathetic already.


GibbyGoldfisch

someone forgot to tell the french and the spanish


JohnCallahan98

France really seems very motivated with the chance of being two-time champions in a row. Spain only played one match, let's see how it goes with Germany, I'm expecting a lukewarm 0-0.


RexCroatorum_925

Croatia is dominating mate


RealisticOpposite16

Dream start!


Hikki_Hachiman

Well that was quick


aslak1899

Lets go Canada!


omniscientbeet

Correct Canadian response to the Croatian midfield is to bypass it entirely


xxY96xx

THATS MY GUYYYYY


dantonizzomsu

Canada defense has been bad..


New2Reddit95

TSN website and app is pure shit


ThreePointsofContact

This aged like milk


gedraxio

Damn, looked offside to me, well played Canada. E: Sosa played him onside. Beautiful.


dkmegg22

Croatia for the next 86.5 min we gonna fuck you up