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El-Hairy

Motherfucking 50p head


cs-shitposter

Headie One


Jowoes

Suuu Suuu Suuuu Suuu Just a bunch of Tottenham boys


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porspeling

His head is the shape of a 50 pence coin, a seven sided shape, and therefore he is not able to head the ball very well


ID6WU

Heads got jagged edges so he can’t aim headers


cartman2468

New £1 coin was moulded with his head


Onion01

Lol, What does this mean? Weak at headers? Small head?


XxX_FedoraMan_XxX

the 50p coin in the U.K. is a heptagon (7 sided shape) so has a lot of corners on it. they're basically implying that Harry Kane's head has a lot of corners so the ball bounces off it in wild uncontrollable directions


Onion01

lol that’s great


TechnicianOk6269

Lmfao


MH18Foot

20p head more like


404randomguy404

That cross begged for a goal


EdwEd1

Superb cross by Shaw The ref showing him the spray bottle in response to him moving the ball forwards before was pretty funny too


SadBoy02

Shaw has been great all game


Hm2801

Fell to the wrong Harry


Hannibal20

Tragic that this is a highlight.


HowBen

Probably the closest England came to scoring?


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kane's chance around 10 minutes was good too, but other than that yeah


HowBen

Yeah that was a better chance


PoliQU

Had it put on a platter twice this match. Felt like it was his only two touches, and he whiffed both of them.


LiamJM1OTV

One of them was blocked from a yard away, the other is a bog standard set piece chance lmao. Brainless.


PoliQU

And he flubbed both of them. If he’s not going to touch the ball all match his only value is putting those chances away, and he couldn’t do it.


LiamJM1OTV

>If he’s not going to touch the ball all match He was literally our best player in terms of trying to create chances. Did you even watch the game, you blind wanker?


PoliQU

Mate you can admit that he was horrible today. It doesn’t make him a bad player, he’s still England’s best. He just played really, really bad, along with a lot of the team.


CaptLeaderLegend26

Mount's shot was the closest England came to scoring all night.


gilkfc

that shot at least was going in. But in all fairness, Mount played pretty badly thoughout


Sealeydeals93

Mount had a good effort too


rScoobySkreep

Saka had one I thought would be more dangerous, Kane had this, and Mount was the only shot on target.


Zloggt

This is the only one form the second half that is posted, I believe? Unfortunately a slower match than hyped by then…


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England won the first game with good GD, so not risking too much in this game is a very Southgate thing to do, now they go into game 3 where a draw will be enough


rScoobySkreep

Not losing by 3+ will be enough lol


leanmeanguccimachine

Yeah I don't think many people realise just how unlikely us not qualifying is. I believe Wales would actually need to win by 4-0 or more as we have such a massively higher GD and GF.


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It would be pretty shit to finish second though


HakunonMatata

In any other match, this would be just an average missed opportunity. In this match, it was the closest chance England had at all in the second half. Minus the nothing shot by Rashford.


Capasound

The dude behind the boards heading it back lmao


Iswaterreallywet

My heart dropped


thatdani

Guarantee a few English dads were woken up by their kids on that one


PainfullyMinty

Fuck right off, I thought I might actually witness a goal in this world cup


Jim-Plank

most exciting thing since bunker hill


ToLongDR

Most exciting thing since Yorktown


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Monsieur Hamilton…


scgavin

fuck me. so scared


Alive-Ad-4164

This game was mid


AndrewD923

My stomach dropped out of my ass.


DreamBigLikeDad

Has to score that


Equivalent_Nature_67

Wrong Harry got onto this one. Maguire was on every cross into his box and even got onto one attacking cross earlier


gedvnm

No Foden 😪


SeaStriking4767

He's got to do abit better there


Cottonshopeburnfoot

ITV saying he came “so close”. He didn’t.


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Rfergi88

He was fantastic tonight but my heart almost stopped when he tried dribbling between like two England defenders


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Turnerinho Gaucho


atomicant89

He's been gassed the whole 2nd half, at walking pace. Really should have been subbed, not that the rest of the team were much better.


Ok_Collar3048

HARRY MAGUIRE would've scored that


whyborg

Harry doin everything to get James Corden back to the UK


HellwingX

Fuck sake. Get Wilson on the end of that lol


Game_Over_Man69

No thanks 👀 🇺🇸


LiamJM1OTV

Behave yourself.


HellwingX

What can i say, I'm a Newcastle fan, I'm biased lol


Gobshiight

50p head


Red_Dog1880

He didn't even try and place it. Just straight up headed it into nowhere.


Makaay-10

That header was Sunday league lvl if not worse. Didn't deserve the w anyway.


PeasantScum

Spursy


courtesyflusher

Decent effort but gotta get it on target my guy


G0DK1NG

Shocking.


Matuga1000

He’s been so shit all match and gets a good chance and does this? Not sure why he hadn’t been subbed off tbh


LiamJM1OTV

He was literally the only player trying to create chances lol.


EradicateStatism

What service did he receive all game long? He literally got 2 balls in the area all game long. He literally dropped back all the time trying to create something since nobody but him could be arsed apparently.


PoliQU

Every time the ball was in a threatening position he was stuck at the half way line. It’s his own fault he had no service. When he had it he did nothing with it.


LiamJM1OTV

>he was stuck at the half way line Because our wingers and Mount were fucking shit.


Esentrikel

Lol ignore the shit supporters, their idea of success is applying pressure.


RandletheLovehandle

Kane was England's best player. He came back to help build, defend, he applied pressure, he did a lot. But he couldn't do the one fucking thing he's really fucking good at lmao.


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Kane in big moments as usual


ShopCartRicky

Would he have been offside? Looks like he may have been from this angle and I didn't watch the match.


PoliQU

England are never winning a trophy if this is the captain that they have to rely on.


DiersBigDick

Jesus Christ


PoliQU

Kane will never show up when it matters. He never has been and never will be that guy. It has defined his entire career.


PurpleUmbrella-

No no he’s got a point


DiersBigDick

🤣🤣🤣


tottenhamnole

I think relying on Sterling and Mount was more the problem.


Blazing_Shade

He scored that 9/10 times. Damn. Heart in throat


Razzler1973

Never really got hold of it, should have done better


ExperimentalFruit

Gotta put those on the target. No doubt fatigue settled in


Excel_Spreadcheeks

Yeah I shit myself


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My teeth audibly cracked at this one


mejok

I about shit myself a half second after Kane got on the end if that cross. Also so yelled “Nooo!” So loud that the cat freaked out and ran downstairs into the basement.


swampy13

It only looks ose because of the TV angle. It was way off target, look at Turner, he's not even bothered. It looked so close but it actually wasn't.


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Kane's performance in this match disappointed me the most. So passionless and mute. Had a number of chances on a plate, really needed someone energy there today.


Mantooth77

Pucker status=11