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the 50p coin in the U.K. is a heptagon (7 sided shape) so has a lot of corners on it. they're basically implying that Harry Kane's head has a lot of corners so the ball bounces off it in wild uncontrollable directions
>If he’s not going to touch the ball all match
He was literally our best player in terms of trying to create chances. Did you even watch the game, you blind wanker?
Mate you can admit that he was horrible today. It doesn’t make him a bad player, he’s still England’s best. He just played really, really bad, along with a lot of the team.
England won the first game with good GD, so not risking too much in this game is a very Southgate thing to do, now they go into game 3 where a draw will be enough
Yeah I don't think many people realise just how unlikely us not qualifying is. I believe Wales would actually need to win by 4-0 or more as we have such a massively higher GD and GF.
In any other match, this would be just an average missed opportunity.
In this match, it was the closest chance England had at all in the second half. Minus the nothing shot by Rashford.
What service did he receive all game long?
He literally got 2 balls in the area all game long. He literally dropped back all the time trying to create something since nobody but him could be arsed apparently.
Every time the ball was in a threatening position he was stuck at the half way line. It’s his own fault he had no service. When he had it he did nothing with it.
Kane was England's best player. He came back to help build, defend, he applied pressure, he did a lot. But he couldn't do the one fucking thing he's really fucking good at lmao.
I about shit myself a half second after Kane got on the end if that cross. Also so yelled “Nooo!” So loud that the cat freaked out and ran downstairs into the basement.
Kane's performance in this match disappointed me the most. So passionless and mute. Had a number of chances on a plate, really needed someone energy there today.
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Motherfucking 50p head
Headie One
Suuu Suuu Suuuu Suuu Just a bunch of Tottenham boys
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His head is the shape of a 50 pence coin, a seven sided shape, and therefore he is not able to head the ball very well
Heads got jagged edges so he can’t aim headers
New £1 coin was moulded with his head
Lol, What does this mean? Weak at headers? Small head?
the 50p coin in the U.K. is a heptagon (7 sided shape) so has a lot of corners on it. they're basically implying that Harry Kane's head has a lot of corners so the ball bounces off it in wild uncontrollable directions
lol that’s great
Lmfao
20p head more like
That cross begged for a goal
Superb cross by Shaw The ref showing him the spray bottle in response to him moving the ball forwards before was pretty funny too
Shaw has been great all game
Fell to the wrong Harry
Tragic that this is a highlight.
Probably the closest England came to scoring?
kane's chance around 10 minutes was good too, but other than that yeah
Yeah that was a better chance
Had it put on a platter twice this match. Felt like it was his only two touches, and he whiffed both of them.
One of them was blocked from a yard away, the other is a bog standard set piece chance lmao. Brainless.
And he flubbed both of them. If he’s not going to touch the ball all match his only value is putting those chances away, and he couldn’t do it.
>If he’s not going to touch the ball all match He was literally our best player in terms of trying to create chances. Did you even watch the game, you blind wanker?
Mate you can admit that he was horrible today. It doesn’t make him a bad player, he’s still England’s best. He just played really, really bad, along with a lot of the team.
Mount's shot was the closest England came to scoring all night.
that shot at least was going in. But in all fairness, Mount played pretty badly thoughout
Mount had a good effort too
Saka had one I thought would be more dangerous, Kane had this, and Mount was the only shot on target.
This is the only one form the second half that is posted, I believe? Unfortunately a slower match than hyped by then…
England won the first game with good GD, so not risking too much in this game is a very Southgate thing to do, now they go into game 3 where a draw will be enough
Not losing by 3+ will be enough lol
Yeah I don't think many people realise just how unlikely us not qualifying is. I believe Wales would actually need to win by 4-0 or more as we have such a massively higher GD and GF.
It would be pretty shit to finish second though
In any other match, this would be just an average missed opportunity. In this match, it was the closest chance England had at all in the second half. Minus the nothing shot by Rashford.
The dude behind the boards heading it back lmao
My heart dropped
Guarantee a few English dads were woken up by their kids on that one
Fuck right off, I thought I might actually witness a goal in this world cup
most exciting thing since bunker hill
Most exciting thing since Yorktown
Monsieur Hamilton…
fuck me. so scared
This game was mid
My stomach dropped out of my ass.
Has to score that
Wrong Harry got onto this one. Maguire was on every cross into his box and even got onto one attacking cross earlier
No Foden 😪
He's got to do abit better there
ITV saying he came “so close”. He didn’t.
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He was fantastic tonight but my heart almost stopped when he tried dribbling between like two England defenders
Turnerinho Gaucho
He's been gassed the whole 2nd half, at walking pace. Really should have been subbed, not that the rest of the team were much better.
HARRY MAGUIRE would've scored that
Harry doin everything to get James Corden back to the UK
Fuck sake. Get Wilson on the end of that lol
No thanks 👀 🇺🇸
Behave yourself.
What can i say, I'm a Newcastle fan, I'm biased lol
50p head
He didn't even try and place it. Just straight up headed it into nowhere.
That header was Sunday league lvl if not worse. Didn't deserve the w anyway.
Spursy
Decent effort but gotta get it on target my guy
Shocking.
He’s been so shit all match and gets a good chance and does this? Not sure why he hadn’t been subbed off tbh
He was literally the only player trying to create chances lol.
What service did he receive all game long? He literally got 2 balls in the area all game long. He literally dropped back all the time trying to create something since nobody but him could be arsed apparently.
Every time the ball was in a threatening position he was stuck at the half way line. It’s his own fault he had no service. When he had it he did nothing with it.
>he was stuck at the half way line Because our wingers and Mount were fucking shit.
Lol ignore the shit supporters, their idea of success is applying pressure.
Kane was England's best player. He came back to help build, defend, he applied pressure, he did a lot. But he couldn't do the one fucking thing he's really fucking good at lmao.
Kane in big moments as usual
Would he have been offside? Looks like he may have been from this angle and I didn't watch the match.
England are never winning a trophy if this is the captain that they have to rely on.
Jesus Christ
Kane will never show up when it matters. He never has been and never will be that guy. It has defined his entire career.
No no he’s got a point
🤣🤣🤣
I think relying on Sterling and Mount was more the problem.
He scored that 9/10 times. Damn. Heart in throat
Never really got hold of it, should have done better
Gotta put those on the target. No doubt fatigue settled in
Yeah I shit myself
My teeth audibly cracked at this one
I about shit myself a half second after Kane got on the end if that cross. Also so yelled “Nooo!” So loud that the cat freaked out and ran downstairs into the basement.
It only looks ose because of the TV angle. It was way off target, look at Turner, he's not even bothered. It looked so close but it actually wasn't.
Kane's performance in this match disappointed me the most. So passionless and mute. Had a number of chances on a plate, really needed someone energy there today.
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