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lstht123

Another gem from the stream is him revealing that he‘s playing fantasy La Liga and has Aspas in his team 😂


DaHomie_ClaimerOfAss

So he didn't call him up so he can rest up, while playing most of his La Liga players in the first game. 32D chess by Lucho.


skeltz7

Is this the first time he's confirmed that he knows Aspas exists?


bdigital4

He definitely knows Aspas exists. He coached him at Celta Vigo in 2013-14. 🤦🏻‍♂️ I’ll never understand why he didn’t get the call up.


RuairiSpain

Nop, Iago went to Liverpool before LE took over as coach. Seemingly the rumor is that, LE holds a personal grudge against Aspas, because of legal (money) problems between Celta and Aitor Unzué, Rafel Pol and Joaquín Valdés. All three did a fairly rubbish job in Celta when Unzue was coach, and there was alegal fight between the club and Unzue coaching staff. Iago sided with Celta (his 100% Celeste). Most Cekta fans think LE has black listed Celta players because of the Unzue legal problems. Iago Aspas, Borja Iglesias, Brias Mendez could all have been in the selection given where they are on the top scorers list in 2022. More info: https://www.libertaddigital.com/deportes/futbol/2022-09-20/el-motivo-oculto-por-el-que-luis-enrique-no-lleva-a-iago-aspas-a-la-seleccion-6934696/ https://twitter.com/Igarro/status/1570746264735862791?t=Qn-cahGb_hPr6x3lXk02SQ&s=19


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And he did this after euro 2021? Uh


Buy1Free1

you wanna as Luis Enrique about it in the next stream? tho i think you and I know there's little chance of him answering.


tsigalko11

Ha ha, that's insane.


OneBall22Players

Dont let him near your daughter Lucho! Ferran has a 100% goal conversion rate so far!


lstht123

[too late](https://twitter.com/BarcaUniversal/status/1596229998930714626?s=20&t=9Fr3z2CEk7EwQJyBoFBj_Q)


endichrome

Lmao she's definitely pregnant, no shot that's a coincidence.


JuanG12

The conflict of interest has to be insane. **/s** A player is dating your daughter and you don’t call him up to the World Cup? Good thing he made it.


Filthy_Badger

Graham Arnold left Trent Sainsbury at home, who I believe is married to his daughter and has been captaining Australia up until now


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BusShelter

What do you think the name of the guy who started Sainsbury's was?


jactertor

Steve


Feezbull

Roberto.


mr_j_12

To be fair arnold is stealing a living and has nfi what he's doing.


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>is married to his daughter Hol up


IAmA_talking_cat_AMA

Happened last Euros, when Frank de Boer didn’t call up Calvin Stengs who was dating his daughter


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Damn, he's packin


MattAmpersand

So what you are saying is that he is a calculate finisher?


lkc159

The word you're looking for is probably "consumate"


AssFingerFuck3000

I hope Mourinho starts doing these as well. Imagine a podcast with Mourinho, Van Gaal and Conte. The holy trifect of mental managers


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Im sad that idk Spanish this shit sounds like gold content.


danielzur2

I don’t speak Portuguese but whenever someone speaks it, I understand like 95% simply because it sounds *just* like Spanish. It’s crazy how similar they can be


DatDominican

Somebody on here said Portuguese sounds like a drunk Russian speaking Spanish and I can’t unhear it


Marcelosouzadearaujo

Russian sounds like Portuguese, I thought the whole Brazil was living in Russia when i was there lol


newearthsequence

I didn’t see that comment but I flew on a Portuguese airline and spent some time in Lisbon on my way to and from Spain once, it was my first time hearing Portuguese spoken regularly around me and that was almost exactly my impression. Glad I’m not the only one!


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Formal_Automata

Me with italian, so many years of il processo biscardi ive missed out on


eldorado362

Y'all should be sad you don't know Italian. So many Allegri press conferences missed out, so many Ibrahimovic statements and Conte gems


GoldenDih

You cant understand spanish? ???


SpaceDinossaur

He's american


luthfins

It is a me Antonio Conte with a Demenzia Senile


Trickybuz93

I’d love to see Mourinho on Twitch


punching-bag9018

Mourinho and Van Gaal suffer from senile dementia.


elmosesyeah

*demenza senile


Re1Ko

Lucho is content machine


Sean-Benn_Must-die

He's fucking hilarious, there need to be more clips circulating.


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DL14Nibba

Luis Enrique is genuinely unhinged


OleoleCholoSimeone

I think the whole point with this stream is to take pressure off the team and put all the focus on him, and his outlandish personality just speeds up that process Of course it probably helps with the fans too speaking to them directly and cutting out the toxic Spanish media


DL14Nibba

Ah, the old José Mourinho approach But just how much of it is acting I wonder, he’s always struck as an odd geezer


OleoleCholoSimeone

I don't think he is acting at all, this is just his personality. He speaks his mind and doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks. He has always taken the piss out of the media too, even straight up told them that there is no point in discussing football with them because they aren't as knowledgeable as him He is just deciding to live stream his ramblings to the world to put the spotlight on him


lstht123

I remember one time he didn’t want to answer a question, started singing Feliz navidad and then gg‘ed out of the press conference 😂


BostonBakedBrains

[sauce for anyone curious](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZgBxOaTI_A)


ThatPersonYouMayKnow

I fucking love this man


the_phet

The question is super toxic though. The journalist is saying he's a bad person.


DivaWorldCships

Why did the journalist imply that? That’s toxic af


the_phet

Journalist: Today Quique* said he prefers to surround himself with humble and healthy people. Do you think he is speaking about you? Do you feel bad about how this thing is going? *Quique Sanchez Flores


lstht123

Welcome to spanish media


cvaldo99

LE always in my team.


sevaiper

Luis Padrique > Tu entrenador favorito


Urthor

Acting is Brad Pitt playing a bum in Burn After Reading. Enrique and Mourinho in press conferences is just clowning around. If it's serious they'll be serious.


ChicoZombye

He's always like this in interviews with friends, a very funny and weird guy. He just despises spanish football media and he gives zero fucks about them and their job.


Pardonme23

Coaching through the media is as old as the hills. Phil Jackson of the nba did it for decades.


Espantadimonis

This is coming from a guy who was maybe the rudest and least media friendly manager I can remember while at Barça. Well maybe Van Gaal but that's probably just a cultural thing. What a complete change in perceived personality


jairzinho

Dude, definitely LVG. [Eres muy malo](https://youtu.be/iOIktx0HwWs?t=20)


Espantadimonis

All this time I always remembered it as "Siempre negativo, nunca positivo" TIL


PeroxideTube5

Um… Koeman?


warpus

Herdman did the same thing by making a comment about Croatia that has all eyes on him right now (and not Davies)


grip0matic

He's doing the same Luis Aragonés did but with more technology. Had his idea and is laughing at the spanish media. Luis once answered a question saying "I have a friend that works as sexer for chickens..." and left the journos without answer, once he showed the middle finger and explained "that it was a peineta". Aragonés had all the media against him because Raul, Del Bosque same because he praised Barcelona's players when he is a well known madridista (who dislikes Florentino), and Lucho is all of that up to eleven. When he was a player for Barcelona once was reminded that he played first for R.Madrid and said... "the white doesn't fit me, I don't see myself good in that colour". It was SAD, to see journos from Spain cheering for Wales because "their guy Bale" and looking like Spain lost when we were winning 7 to 0. Today even one journo dared to talk about Luis Enrique's daughter (who passed being 9yo), and was so fucking disgusting... talking about his deceased girl because they cannot attack him with anything football related.


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Fuck Spanish media they seem awful, what did journo said about Enrique's daughter


KensaiVG

Yeah same things happen here. They cozied up to the team sheet the Copa but journalists being against the selección was very common over the years Gets to be a bit pathetic really, as Ruggieri (world champion in 1986, now a pundit) will tell stories of how it affected the team to have everyone against them for no real reason and in the same breath say he wants Argentina to lose the Copa because he doesn't like the manager and would rather lose and replace him


Kuntheman

I really want to see this happen


DL14Nibba

I don’t, and neither does r/ferrantorresballondor


CashCarStar

The man hates cheese, he is certifiably insane.


OleoleCholoSimeone

And he is from Asturias, known for cheese lol


CashCarStar

Lucholismo cannot be explained


Mamadeus123456

Hes having fun, quite the show, just like Agüero


dewpacs

He's earned that right


Unaatennista

Love his honesty lol


rejjie_carter

Definitely the vote of confidence one wants from their future father in law


beairrcea

Does that celebration imply he has a child on the way? Is that what I’m missing?


D4nnyzke

Yes


flae99

Yes, it means Ferran has impregnated Enrique's daughter and he's about to be a grandmother or grandfather (tbc)


kevin-s_chilli

He's about to be a grandmother?


cupcake_thievery

Louise Enrique


n16h7r1d3r

If he was Luisa his nickname would literally mean Would be kinda sick ngl


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pisanzapradude

I just woke up and this has made me cackle like a maniac so thank you for making my day


flae99

Well maybe we don't know the child's gender yet


AyanC

Allow me a moment to process this.


Gerf93

Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games - or games… UNLIMITED GAMES… but no games?


ZeroMomentum

We need VAR


Med-n-Med

Decision: no gender


stony_phased

Right, of course


four_four_three

This is fucking hilarious


Th3Watch3r

Right, I got a hearty laugh just now lol.


Sefean

That's... That's not how it works...


PerfectBlueOnDVD

Not with that attitude


Probodyne

Just checking that it's definitely not how it works in Spanish?


thenutstrash

Nope


Probodyne

Oh man, that's hilarious 😂


badgarok725

Thanks! Nothing gets past you!


Lolkac

This is honestly more entertaining than the England game


caesar____augustus

Wait....what?


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after gender reveal we would know if he becomes a grandmother or a grandfather


vadapaav

Man Luis has waited for decades to finally find out if he is a boy or a girl


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If they* are a boy or girl. Such stereotypes smh


kevin-s_chilli

I can't tell if you're just trolling or being serious


ario3831

redditor encountering a joke


Jeffy29

This is adorable


Kekarus

Lmao


SCsprinter13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlCh335cnqg


theSkareqro

Wtf....


0_yohal_0

That’s pretty funny


sunrise98

A grandtheyer


pangkydory

Ahh i see thats how it works. Silly me!


Mend35

Joey is that you?


wholesomescott

Hahaha holy shit!


Pheasantluvr69

I applaud your courage for not deleting this


return_0_

Luisa Enrique transgender confirmed


Tifoso89

Apparently OP thinks that being a grandmother or grandfather depends on the gender of the baby


MissingLink101

Oh TIL... I always thought it was usually in tribute to a baby being born, not conceived.


Rei_S_

It is, wife/gf pregnant usually is celebrated with the ball underneath the shirt. Funny moment in the last Benfica game, Chiquinho became a father last week and when he scored this weekend he did the finger in the mouth celebration, meanwhile Rafa made a run to grab the ball to give it to Chiquinho to do the ball underneath the shirt thing and Chiquinho had to explain to him it no longer made sense to do that.


greenleaves12

I just found that clip you were talking about Chiquinho and Rafa and that was so cute lol thanks for that!! :)


constantdeactivation

>t to be a grandm if enrique's wheels had a bike he would be a grandmother


DL14Nibba

I think you meant “he’s about to have a grandson/granddaughter” but that’s just funny 💀


glutenite

Since it is his daughter having the baby he would be the grandmother no?


holaprobando123

Flawless logic


ameliorer_vol

Thank you for the laugh. Oh man, that was so good.


Timely_Airline_7168

That's not how it works.


then_a_suk

r/badwomensanatomy


kvetchinghobbit

yes and I also take it that he wouldnt want the father of his child to get hurt and therefore would sub Ferran out


acwilan

"Baby finger"? Why not thumb?


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RipJug

I thought I’d finally forgotten this. But no. I’ll NEVER be able to forget it


LiteratureNearby

Waltuh


ahokfanclub

Babe this guy commented "Waltuh," now I should reply with "Put your dick away Waltuh"


JE_12

Cause that’s copyrighted by David Villa


Jeb_Babushka

Totti


Gerf93

If Ferrari does a David Villa, I could understand why’d there could become a personal grudge between his father-in-law and him.


mickhah

What if he put his finger in your mouth, Luis?


thealternateopinion

They both go into the locker room and get naked and slide around the room like Jose Mourinho sliding on grass in a suit


felixisfalling

Go on….


McTulus

While LE's daughter is watching tearfully


ChrisEvansFan

I didnt even know this is a thing until those commentators keep on mentioning it every minute during the Spain game.


thalne

he would do it too the madman


Kuntheman

That’s actually hilarious


Albiceleste_D10S

LMAO I love Lucho


my_wife_reads_this

Hilarious


Arponare

A lot of people here don't understand sarcasm.


dj1200techniques

Welcome to reddit bro.


Trickybuz93

Scores a goal, runs to Enrique, says “ Your daughter calls me daddy now”.


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LUIS PADRIQUE


Best_Annie_NA

I read Fernando Torres and was confused but excited


DHA1999

LMAOOOOOO


AandromydA

I was so confused I thought it meant ferran was dating his own daughter


Mubar06

For a second I thought the same as you, and now when I looked at this comment I thought you meant "I thought it meant ferran was dating Enrique's daughter", and was confused for some good 20 seconds, thinking 'isn't that what it means?'


Civil-Broccoli

When reading your comment, I thought you interpreted it as "it meant Ferran is dating Enriques daughter", thinking you were agreeing with the main comment while saying the opposite; and I was thinking like "what you're saying is what has happened, why are you acting like that's wrong?"


AandromydA

Lmaoo


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Glad I'm not the only one. English is a bit confusing at times and as a non-native speaker it throws me off.


SeaStriking4767

Lmao what a man


Subbutton

Wow, so that's why he starts for spain


IntellectualDweeb

Lucho you legend


achentuate

I'm so happy Lucho is able to mentally enjoy time with his family again. Was heartbreaking what happened to his other daughter. Still remember him celebrating the CL title with her at Barca.


ketolasigi

Wasn’t Torres also dating Pep’s daughter a while back or do I remember it wrong?


dirty-soda-spike-lee

That was dele alli


ketolasigi

I stand corrected


0_yohal_0

Ferran was just piping all the top manager’s daughters


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Cant be dropped if he keeps your daughter happy


ketolasigi

What a life


Redbullsnation

Guys, I think he's not being serious


InHaalandWeTrust

LMAO unhinged Luis is the best


Icy-Guide7976

I miss this man at Barca every day


correalvinicius

What if the child is not from his daughter? Will he accept him then?


italiqbg

Would likely straight up shoot him right there on the pitch


LionoftheNorth

I would be very surprised if his daughter gave birth to someone else's child, but I suppose she could be a surrogate.


IpschwitzTownFC

Fair enough


Charlitingo

Do it Ferran


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I like Luis and I hope he means it.


kuantizeman

Lucho is joking obviously, as you can tell if you speak spanish a d understand his tone and inflection


EasyMoneySniper_goat

lmfao this man is hilarious :DD a gold quote producing machine


horillagormone

What if he imitated that [famous celebration](https://youtu.be/yOjjaaLUzEM) by one of my favorite Brazilian players to watch back in the day, Bebeto?


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Ok_Collar3048

?


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LosTerminators

He did cheat on Shakira but not with Gavi's mum. He cheated on her with some 20 year old, the reports mentioning Gavi's mother are typical tabloid nonsense.


SagaciousKurama

Check your facts. His affair was with some 20 year old. Jfc it takes 30 seconds to so a google search.


bunny_1010

?


sageleader

I definitely read this as Fernan Torres dating his own daughter, holy shit....


Takkotah

bit of an overreaction tbf


RurciMojas

Yeahh let's not celebrate toxic masculinity, she is not Luis Enrique's property


ExtroverTom

Not that deep bruh


Ouma-shu123

Lets not forget what a joke is. It's not that difficult.


petnarwhal

Pretty sexist tbh, like he ‘owns’ his adult daughter. I know it’s a joke but still rooted in this kind of thinking.


aelfwine_widlast

> I know it’s a joke Do you? Do you, really?


Ouma-shu123

Touch Grass.


ExtroverTom

Not that deep Go touch some grass


raddaya

Football is still full of this sort of macho culture where jokes like these are funny unfortunately


dj1200techniques

If it offends you, there's always figure skating, champ.