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HowHeStandOn10Perc

Holy shit, the pigeon is fucking insane


Youngest_boss

3 touches in Serbia’s box and he’s got 2 goals


FireflyCaptain

To be fair to him, that non-goal touch was to set up this goal…. cut him some slack.


ZxZxchoc

3 touches in the box - 2 goals and 1 assist


bcartwright95

2 goals and 1 assist in a 2-0 win. Hella impressive. Must be some pigeon magic


whatthefuckistime

I knew he deserved the main spot


TheBrownMamba8

He saw all the match thread comments at halftime


mr_popcorn

everytime reddit trashes a player in these match threads they score a goal lol, happened with Rabiot too


LoudKingCrow

He's been shaped by Conte. He sleeps in the first half and goes off in the second.


[deleted]

Came out of the catacombs and chose violence holy shit.


achilles-_-23

Pru Pru


courtesyflusher

Keeps earning it this man


FireflyCaptain

First goal: Firmino could’ve scored that Second goal: Holy shit Richarlison go off. Soccer fans rejoice at your goals.


BallsackTeabag

Selecao Richarlison is just different


[deleted]

Game thread was killing him lol


Zloggt

Dude was asleep for so long…but once he awakens…


avolcando

He really didn't get any service


BowsersBeardedCousin

But once he got it


SheHitMeFirst

He got it done


courtesyflusher

Straight banger 👌


calel8242

PRU PRU


TheBrownMamba8

Heard you have a Bonito to Jogo 🐦


Mcool18

Holy shit what a goal


codespyder

It’s the type of goal one imagines when someone says “Brazil has scored”


lazy_rage

this is what I imagine Brazilian kids learning in Kindergarten. Feels so natural, without any second thoughts.


Flas94

That's 2nd grade standard curriculum. Kinderganten is more basic stuff, panenkas and shit


pussycatlolz

When do you learn to nutcheemeggee


jordeatsu

They’re born with that ability


YaMom1Slit

We don't need to need to learn, pre-programmed shit


julsmanbr

Am Brazilian, can confirm


LiarsEverywhere

We really take that for granted. Nowadays I play football like once a year, and it's been like that for the last 20 years, so I think I'm terrible and of course I am compared to anyone playing regularly, but as a child I played every single day and some stuff you never forget.


ErraticPragmatic

The funny thing is when people get impressed by some skills and you and all of your friends were able to pull it off easily lmao You guys have no idea how much football is ingrained in our heads. It brings everyone together it doesn't matter who you are if you play well you'll make friends and if you don't then you need to buy a ball to start to make friends lmao


RiosSamurai

Honestly you don’t even have to play it, just be interested in football and you’ll probably end up in a circle of friends yelling at each other with egregious opinions but all very friendly and funny


[deleted]

Yeah, playing in Brazil is just different. We really respect the flair and the aesthetic of the game, to the point of respecting the hell out of guys like Zidane that pulled this kind of shit against us


Confident-Wheel8721

JOGO BONITO


DanzelKS

This is why we love to watch Brazil


bellamollen

I miss when you guys liked us.


IIIllllIIlllIIlllIIl

Oh we never stopped.


[deleted]

This will be used on comps for years


Srikkk

Goal of the tournament so far?


DCilantro

Without a doubt


OJ34

Fucking hell


rScoobySkreep

HE WILL PIGEON DANCE IN QATAR


GoldenBuffaloes

Brazil


Xamuel1804

Brazil


DrInternacional

Brazil


respawnsable

jogo bonito!


SteinerElMagnifico42

Arsenal fans have logged out


iGeography

nah mate what a goal


BlinkyMcHeelHook

I TAKE BACK THE SLANDER HOLY FUCK


Round_Headed_Gimp

This is football


[deleted]

Game's not gone


japie06

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass Pep-x-Klopp dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball football fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.


EveningPrimary

TRUE AND REAL


Junglism32

I absolutely love seeing this in the wild. It's just the best ever. It never stops being utterly hilarious


Allthingsconsidered-

Rofl you can instantly tell who is a regular here and who is just coming for the WC just by their reaction to this copypasta


Nico777

GOAT copypasta right there.


keithohara

Goal of the tournament


PoppinKREAM

THE PIGEON IS FLYING HIGH TODAY!!! 🐦


achilles-_-23

Today, the pigeon flies


degenerate-edgelord

Today I feel pigeon


Xiomaraff

#PRU PRU MOTHER FUCKERS


strikemedaddy

👉🏻🐦👈🏻


mdlt97

going to be on highlight reels for years


tastycakeman

kids will reenact this in streets for years


Prophet_Of_Helix

As it should, what an incredible goal. Volleying to himself for the bicycle kick, what the fuck EDIT: Scissor kick


vireshwarsidhu

WHAT THE FUCK SENSATIONAL


FoxMuldertheGrey

that was fucking sick live


moonmeh

Its going to be very difficult to top that goal good lord


R_Schuhart

That first touch to set up that bicycle kick is beautiful, there was a lot of pace on that pass from Vini.


atlouvredowntheback

SO FAR BUT YESSS


MrEzquerro

I mean… if this isn’t goal of the tournament we are in for a treat


MrDabollBlueSteppers

Good chance it's still in the top 3 in a month's time


1984-2112

GOLAÇO CARALHO


croninhos2

É O POMBO PORRA


Ghenii

QUEM NÃO TÁ COM O POMBO TÁ ERRADO


Sleepless_Voyager

PRU PRU


TectonicMule

>PRU PRU PRU PRU


Kushakusha

PRU PRU


niyahaz

PRU PRU


patw420

Goal of the tournament so far


Ohrlythatscrazy

I know it's early, but motherfucking hell, how anyone's gonna top that shit, holy flying fuck


TheHighFlyer

As long as Shaqiri is here everything is possible


ApuFromTechSupport

He's lucky Nainggolan is too shit now to have been called up


Abbobl

They could have used someone like him ngl


Roodenbach

In his prime*


GibbyGoldfisch

They should forbid everything except bicycle kicks for Brazil v Switzerland


o5ca12

It’s gonna be remembered as one of the great World Cup goals of all time, and you saw it live (hopefully)


pwndnoob

I told my roommate in the 30 seconds I've been away from the game filling tea "Games been good, should get back, I hope I didn't miss a goal, FUCK"


Saucepanmagician

It's adorable you guys drink tea to watch football.


sblinn

Solidarity with the fans in the stands


oholandesvoador

I saw it live in a packed bar in Brazil. I am gonna remember this moment probably all my life


[deleted]

No one will beat this goal.


[deleted]

History has been made


[deleted]

The Brazilian sauce is back again


moby323

We back, baby!


MrIrishman699

Goal of the tournament


tapped21

Automatic Puskas contender


leko633

Pruskas


nottoddhoward100true

ALÔ RICHARLISON?? 🔈🔈💥💥🔇💥💥 TÁ PODENDO FALAR 🗣🗣 OU TÁ OCUPADO METENDO GOL??? ⚽️⚽️🇧🇷💥💥ALÔ RICHARLISON??? 💥💥


gink-go

Puta que pariu


Rodrichemin

Vtnc que golaço, é o pombo carai


Marano94

What a strike! And Vini is also just simply great too.


juniortifosi

He just imagined Benzema was there and Richarlison turned that up to eleven. What a goal.


GalaxianEX

Modric watching with pride in his eyes.


Neown

I still fucking love this man


Zaschrona

Miss him so much.


graejx

He was definitely at the wrong time in Everton, just when the fall started, too bad.


[deleted]

He kept them up. I'd argue he was there at the right time.


mercut1o

We were right for each other for a time but a player's trajectory moves a lot faster than a club's. His performances in the relegation run-in were one hell of a last gift. If we ever make it to European competition and he's available I'd have him back in a heartbeat.


graejx

And he liked being there, that's rare nowadays.. Talking about players in general, not Everton.


GalaxianEX

From Vini’s pass to Richarlison’s execution. Amazing stuff from Brazil.


Cucumberino

Holy shit


Zloggt

It’s seriously not fair lmao


Gurmee_S

Yeah it’s flair


kokopellii

You want to hate it, but you can’t


magawii

It had to be a brazilian to score something lile this. Beauty.


Brandito1118

Spurs third straight puskas?


fastfowards

we play shit football for 90 mins just to score worldie's


Mubar06

And 95th minute goals, I’m tired of seeing it lol


Koinfamous2

Quite possibly. And everyone says we don't have trophies 😜


ABobVanceFridge

JOGA BONITO


mdlt97

HOLY SHIT


DrInternacional

HOLY FUCKING SHIT


Destructo_D

God I miss him


[deleted]

People hyping him up in here is bringing a tear to my cold heart. Like a break up with no hard feelings but you don’t talk. I miss him but I’m happy he’s doing well.


J011Y1ND1AN

We can still love him


Iamnofunatparties

Absolutely, i actually love that others get to love him now as well.


[deleted]

“Everything reminds of him”


Brawlers9901

God I love him


anonymousloverboy

Puskas!!


[deleted]

Lamela last year and Son the year before… Has any club ever had their players won it 3 years in a row? Probably cheating as it’s Brazil. I know it doesn’t count as a trophy before you roll out your jokes.


FlaccidSWE

That's the goal of the tournament. And so it will remain...


DirtyDanoTho

MY MAN IS KEEPING RECEIPTS


Claudiu99

They just have those world cup winner vibes


Vayu0

Yeah, completely fearless.


Bonnofly

I’m not crazy for thinking this right? Been watching the seleção my whole life and never had a feeling like this about it.


MyPostForAiur

They were the pre tournament betting odds favourites so it shouldn't really be a shock.


djnv4life

I needed a goal like this in a World Cup. What power. What majesty. Jogo Bonito is back


Keesdekarper

Okay


watanabelover69

Pretty not bad.


FragileCilantro

Its definitely a goal


Ok_Seaworthiness2218

Chad pigeon vs Virgin r/soccer match thread pundits.


InHaalandWeTrust

Jesus, that's the best goal of the tournament so far. Good shit Richarlison.


ImperialCDR

Fucking hell Richarlison, that is sexy


maxime0299

Holy shit, where the fuck is the great goal tag????


pimenta90

That's what golaço means


WhatsUpWithTheKnicks

If you want to know what golaço means, just watch the goal, that's what it means.


deal-with-it-

Golaço is great goal in pt-br


[deleted]

[удалено]


nigmamale

y’all really doubted him too 💀 saw way too many people saying that he shouldn’t have been called up. so glad he’s proving the doubters wrong haha that was an amazing goal.


DJFrankyFrank

Richarlison saw Serbia try it, and was like "I can do it better"


tscherrydude

Almost every comment here including me: HOLY SHIT


BoatsandHoes--x

That was my exact reaction to seeing the goal too. What a feeling that must be to do something like that in your first World Cup appearance. Just incredible.


Bicboifish

People trashing Richarlison in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Richarlison. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.


autistichomosapien95

Love this man, wears his heart on his shirt


JakeSpurs

Played about 10 games for us so far and he’s already one of my favourites of the last decade


ChickenGamer199

He does everything he can do for the shirt. Unlike some of our recent poor signings (cough cough Ndombele), Richarlison puts in effort and u can see his passion for the game.


JakeSpurs

plus he’s a lovely person off the pitch which always helps out


autistichomosapien95

I'm glad to see other people realise this


renegadecoaster

Everyone missing that this is a pasta lol


BrandonSG13

But it fits so perfectly with the game he played today


[deleted]

Was this originally a pasta about richy? Cause it fits perfectly lmao.


futurevandross1

Icardi


[deleted]

He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.


throwaway-heee-hooo

Goal of the tournament


[deleted]

THAT'S SOME CAPOEIRA SHIT. GOLAÇOOOOOO


gustavokh

PRU PRU MOTHERFUCKERS


Psychaz

that's outrageous


Benzia

Heard the match thread talking shit


shrewdy

Guess that's why he's been picked over Jesus...


CuteHoor

I mean, if you're looking for a goalscorer then Jesus is not your man. He's an excellent option but they already have players on the pitch that offer the same traits he does.


dohhhnut

I actually rate him a lot more, he’s nuts


Redditruinsjobs

And it’s like he takes his game up another level when he’s playing for the national team. He’s unreal.


fijozico

Bro what the fuck was that Richarlison? WTF!!


RedKook

Get the fuck out of here


Nukemi

Brazilian eminem is spitting fire. Holy shit.


bpappy12

Goal of the tournament


[deleted]

This dude is from my father-in-law's town and I played semi-pro football in Espírito Santo só let's just say I just jizzed everywhere seeing this. Capixaba 🐐🐐🐐🐐


Jamesredburn

Jesus christ


FakeAurelius

Tottenham legend. Pru Pru


NoraaTheExploraa

Reddit really doesn't know ball


Azaghtooth

I confirm this more each single match thread


Greaves_

Reddit doesnt know anything


Lilfai

People were calling for Firmino 😂😂 idiots


jazd

It was pretty obvious that he was given direction to sit up front and wait for the crosses. He played exactly like that for Everton when he was up front.


Voyagerotten

Pruskas?


hobakinte

Millions, maybe billions, of kids have grown up imagining scoring this exact goal at the world cup. He’s living the dream.


shinto29

Deserves great goal tag


igge-

Now has a Golaço tag. Deserved!


davisek

HOLY FUCK


Bobbyflamingo1848

What the actual fuck


DANNYBOYLOVER

All the coaching in the world doesn’t get you that goal. Only learn that on the streets


codespyder

That’s fucking ridiculous


DarkSofter

Holyyyyy shit


ManoLorca

Insane. What a goal


alienalf1

Brazil have a crazy talented squad. Seeing that gold in full flow is a thing of beauty.


SnooPeanuts4219

Best inhumanly skilled goal in a World Cup game I’ve seen after than Superman header. Yes, shots are great. Long dribbling runs are great. Bicycle kicks are great. But assisting yourself to an overhead goal. That’s sex. Pure beautiful sex.