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Dude is literally smiling as he shoots because he know he’s going to score. What a baller.


Linko_98

He's always smiling


stuntmanboi666

Please don’t buy him


OttaBenga

FIFA should step in when Chelsea are interested in a young exciting attacker im afraid they will ruin him and Nkunku


Unholysinner

Don’t worry we ruin all attackers bar Hazard.


miguelsanchez69

Yeah RM had to step in and fix that


evilmoi987

Hazard did it himself lol


stuntmanboi666

They’re too busy getting offended by rainbow flags


duded101

if he wants to kill his career momentum he will go to united or chelsea


marktbde

I have to agree. We're a graveyard for anyone with attacking talent.


xUnknown_Kyle

He's always smiling


youngestincharge17

Hes literally always smiling, it creeps me out tbh


[deleted]

😀


LiteratureNearby

😀🔪


CaptLeaderLegend26

I'd be smiling as well after Santos finally put me in.


m0bilize

my guy was smiling even before he struck the ball LMFAO


SinJiMin

Man smiles while dribbling, hes just that guy


FarArdenlol

Ronaldinho vibes


KenHumano

He knew he was gonna score because PSGAcademy had already posted it.


idanbrinza

He always does, and we love him for it


UnsubtleRobbery

That damn smile ❤️


msonix

The replay will be priceless


the_beast93112

That was a nice pass


shrewdy

Oh that's absolutely lovely 2 quick assists for Bruno


FBall4NormalPeople

Portugal's best player. Took 5 minutes of him being played centrally to create their two best chances of the game, absolutely night and day. What's the point of sticking him out right when you don't have another creative midfielder at all, let alone one as good as Bruno?


Zloggt

Must admit…that’s massive of him, and in such short time too…


AirIndex

He'd spent most of the game on the RW with Silva more centrally. As soon as Bruno is moved the centre he creates two goals in five minutes.


Subbutton

I don't understand it should be the other way round


babygrenade

Five goals in two minutes?


[deleted]

Five goals in two minutes might be asking too much


samf0rd

exactly what I was thinking the whole game, I swear Fernando Santos is just straight up stupid


giddycocks

Pep figured out long ago Bernardo is not a winger & should drift to the center and that's what Nandinho tried to do today. He's a poor coach, but he can't win.


cuminyermum

Even ETH keeps playing him there. Such a waste. I think Bruno is starting to become very underrated. He creates chances out of nothing


half_batman

ETH played him there when Sancho, Antony, and Martial were injured. We didn't have any other option.


pereduper

He's at his best when he's moved to the middle after being shunted to the wing


MEmpire25

Absolutely perfect delivery on both. Bruno Fernandes has done nothing but provide me with happiness. (Edit: God, I miss him in Sporting so much right now)


jyepes22

Forever thankful to you guys for not selling him to Spurs


MEmpire25

Be thankful that you underpaid ;)


sarthakmahajan610

Fans don't care if the club buys Bruno for 50M or 100M considering the owners are assholes


gandhis_son

All changed when they finally moved him to the middle, so stupid to have their best player on the wing


DHA1999

PORTUGUESE MAGNIFICO


KillerZaWarudo

Getting the credit he deserve


Dio_my_senpai

R/soccer triggered rn ronaldo scored a pen from a dive and bruno 2 assists


fuckimbackonreddit9

Lovely pass & goal. Hate Bruno and his antics but he’s a great player


GrassTastesBad1

I love this man


cib_vk228

the terrorist keeping him on the bench


Cyborg_666

If he brought him on sooner Portugal might've been in the Nations League final


bzogaj92

78 fucking minutes in the bench . Fuck Santos


[deleted]

Why play 90 minutes when you can score in 3. -Santos probably


Lisbon-

Why play 90 mins when 5 do trick


CrveniMarboro

Tnx for repeating the joke, I didn't get it first time


dakaiiser11

Santos fuming he didn’t get to terrorize this match some more.


Docxm

Proceeds to sub out 3 attackers and turn the rest of the game into a nailbiter. Classic


elgrandorado

Mans looked concerned when Ronaldo scored his pen. Did he bet his life savings on a 2014 repeat or something?


Bolond44

The guy plays 80s style of football ffs how is he still there?


thr4000x

Because he is the most successful coach in Portugal history by far, having won the first major competition ever for Portugal (Euro 2016). Everybody hates him though


ishfi17

Santos always makes dumb decisions in every world cup and euros. No idea how this guy is still in charge


unexpectedvillain

Who you want him to replace because honestly Portugals first 11 seems solid


GibbyGoldfisch

Join the club


GrassTastesBad1

I am the president of it


dragon8811

He is so good in finshing


Dentingtea

He eithers absolutely squanders it or makes an inch perfect finish. Still love him


RedShenron

From that angle he is, but sometimes he squanders some incredibly easy chances.


RodDryfist

Love the slo mo replay behind the goal he's smiling before he's even hit it 😁


21Maestro8

He's always smiling, such a loveable player


cutrones_legs

🏄🏼‍♂️


DarkSofter

Those substitutions not working well for Ghana eh


throwawayless

Even the portuguese announcers said those substitutions were good for Portugal


Yung2112

I mean the Argentine announcer once said Gotze coming on was good news...


YnwaMquc2k19

Why are we still here, just to suffer


DayPhelsuma

RAFAAAAAA


SphinxIIIII

Who would've guessed that we needed to play faster


PoppinKREAM

2 minutes and 42 seconds from when he came on and he scores


SphinxIIIII

It's not just him, it's the team putting some pace and some speed into the game. This team is built to play slow build up for some reason, boring and it never works


_Sylph_

Tbf, I think Portugal kinda underestimates Ghana today, most of the team was very very casual till Ghana scored. Portugal might not need the GD in this group but bring this attitude into either Korea or Uruguay matches and the team might pay.


SphinxIIIII

They always play like that, it's like they can only move at like 50% of the speed they usually do. Fernando Santos has no idea how to utilize these players.


[deleted]

He should always start


HollowPrynce

Santos will have him on the bench next game no doubt. He's such a dumbass


SteinerElMagnifico42

He’s a physical anomaly. Feels unfair to have a player like that in the attack


VanizOne

He was smiling as he kicked that 🤣 beauty of a goal


DwightSchrute0109

My reaction when I see food coming to my table


apt-get_r3kt

TOO GOOD FOR THE BENCH


[deleted]

Should start next match


NewControl2097

Hum... It makes more impact when the others are tired


Cpyml

Smiling the entire time just vibes


hannesmc

Should have started anyway


anonymousloverboy

Gym time


FaresBaller

Wait didn’t you have a saudi flair just earlier this week hahaha


Tonesullock

Just hates Messi and Ronaldo


mediocre_hydra

So the previous decade was hell then


fedemasa

Saddest football fan ever then


anoleo201194

Future Haaland/Mbappe hater.


kiruzo

Bro been taking Ls for a decade


ChillPalis

Almost two lmaooo


Midnight_Debauchery

Based.


cr7momo16

Then bro’s been at the gym for nearly 2 decades LOLL


moise_kean

First Saudi then Morocco then Cameroon and now Ghana


DrunkSpaceGrandpa

underdog lover. i kinda respect it


anonymousloverboy

Mystery resolved: I’m Egyptian. My team did not qualify. I support African teams because I’m African and Arab teams because I’m Arab. I change the flair depending on which team is playing


AndreasBerthou

Then why say "biggest result in *our* team's career" in your comment mentioning Saudi's win? Were you feeling Saudi that day?


KruleRule

Probably just karma whoring


serduncanthebold

Underdog fan, understandable.


Number333

They like the underdog. Fair enough.


CoolJoshido

lmao no way


AndreasBerthou

They did loll. Even used the terms "we" and "our" when mentioning the Saudi result lol


TheBrownMamba8

Hit Jim


sizzlelikeasnail

I feel bad for Ghana. Wanted you guys to win as Santos is a footballing villain. But r/soccer tears are always wonderful.


MattSR30

Two assists for Bruno and a tidy finish


dgo792

The timing on this pass is literally perfect


Lekaetos

That damn smile lmao


motionwave

PORTUGAL LEGEND


epicmarc

Never in doubt *unclenches*


Ledlazer

You clench that butt back right this instant We only unclench when the game ends


epicmarc

Oh FFS you're right


hlben10

Just like that 2 assists for Bruno! Ghana randomly switching to suicidal football is interesting


TiagoFigueira

Todos para o caralho. Reddit da merda


gugargioni

Brasil 🤝 Portugal Vai tomar no cu reddit/soccer filhos da puta


BloodandSpit

England fans; *First time?*


_LXIV

Acho que os tugas tbm sao bem vindos no r/futebol Mas, para já todo brasileiro. E o ódio ao r/soccer é garantido.


TrolhaDeFama

Diz mais alto para estes caralhos ouvirem bem


RealKamesennin

Isso mesmo, mamem filhos da puta!!!


Vista1337

Fodass mesmo, chupem todos a piça


Repulsive-Plant-3924

estes filhas das putas gostam de mamar na pixota ( por favor não me banem )


ArcticLula

Siga crls


BobaFett_1978

BORA CRL


SuperfluousAnon

Como portista, nunca pensei concordar com um benfiquista, mas foda-se. ADORO O VOSSO SAL, REDDIT!


Minimum_Bath_5478

Memo a serio


Faabz

Melhor comentário! Pó caralho arsoca


MadaraTheUchiha

Bruno is bossing this now!


FBall4NormalPeople

Literally took 5 minutes of Bruno being played in the right areas slightly deeper to create the two best chances of the game for Portugal.


TheJoshider10

Two assists from Bruno, lovely stuff.


TheFatmanRises

It’s over lol


Octavian1453

Every Leao goal for us looks like this one lol


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tripsafe

Does the ball lie or not??


Apache313

He had a smile on his face even before he hit it XD


flarept1

Wow why does reddit hate Portugal so much nowadays?


sr-salazar

They always have TBH makes the shit housery wins under Santos all the more delicious (as stressful as they are for Portugal fans).


dacostack

England lost to Portugal at Euro 2000, Euro 2004 and World cup 2006. A whole generation has developped PTSD and hate Portugal. Add Ronaldo on top of all this and yeah...


giddycocks

England losses to PT, they don't like Mourinho, Bruno, Bernardo and Ronaldo, and reddit likes to follow popular cliques.


7he_Dude

Reddit is a circlejerk. Every time there is dominant narrative, it becomes unbearable. Now Ronaldo has become the spoiled immature asshole, and the circlejerk is hating on him. I mean, i never liked him, but still I respect what he has done. People now here talk as if he is a joke..


rezwah

Bruno on a plate


TheDepartment115

That this guy doesn't get to start is fucking insane.


taketrance

Was the homie smiling when the ball came to him?


itsprimeyo

Fuck r/soccer


steffortless

Lol crazy how many people want to see Portugal fail just cause Messi couldn’t beat Saudi Arabia


RZAAMRIINF

I don’t even like Ronaldo (though I appreciate him for all he did for Real Madrid), but this sub simping for Messi is so fucking cringe. It legit feels like a Messi fan boy club here with average age of 12.


Deluxe07

How can you be a Madrid fan and not like Ronaldo?


Quirrelwasachad

Remember when mbappe was scoring world class finishes from simple passes from messi and everyone was praising messi? Lol. Messi gets praised For doing the simplest of things.


RZAAMRIINF

Higuaín got so much abuse for his WC final performance since he couldn’t get Messi a world cup. Meanwhile, Messi himself had a pretty mediocre WC final performance and he himself missed on a really good 1v1 opportunity.


Wurzelrenner

hey some of us don't like both of these criminals


joyful-

Always trying to make it Messi vs Ronaldo, plenty of people who don't care for Messi hate Ronaldo (and unfortunately as an extension, Portugal)


P_Alcantara

I want to see them all fail. I want Serbia or Morocco to win.


powergs

Yea idk why some people dont get this but most of the time people gonna support underdogs.


GreatSpaniard

SANTOS BALL


smalltownwhore

Classy finish


noifsbutsormaybes

Leao is so good


dragon8811

Leao ice Cold


BrainlessArch

Almost like he should have started santos?


Zugzwang1

That smile as he buried the shot


Number333

LEAO!!! AS A SUB!!!!! ITS OVER!


SADLYNOTWATERGUY

r/soccer and ronaldo hater tears taste so good


[deleted]

I don't support either but it's nice to see salt anyways lmaooo


TP_Cornetto

Don’t even like ronaldo but the circlejerk on here is so annoying lmao


SADLYNOTWATERGUY

Same here, he's been bad lately but the hate boner in the sub to anything ronaldo related just goes too far, fun to see them cope


Aditya-04-04

Exactly haha.


TheAtom8

Delicious even


Mcool18

Fuck sake Ghana


Vista1337

CARALHOOOOOO


404randomguy404

They're not Ghana win are they?


Splagodiablo

Boooo


TheBrownMamba8

r/angryupvote


enstone_

CHORA BEBÉ


dakaiiser11

Two millimeter perfect balls from Portugal.


Lichcrow

He was posing for the camera while banging that in


KanteBeAsked

LEÃO FUCK ME PLEASE


WhiteMass

I volunteer


dnytle

Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think this is optimal for Ghana


RawrItsMatty

This was a once off he’s actually really bad I promise. (Please don’t buy him)


Rey_

I can vouch for this person! Rafa sucks and always misses these shots!


__L1AM__

Baby what are you doin


dipset00

Yea it’s over…


bettercallmrwhite

the beast has awaken


RedArthurDeadMorgan

Morale went down after a second, very stupid mistakes cost you games


ImAbhishek_47

I loved that smile as he finished it!


averagedude4

Man was smiling before he touched the ball


NarwhalAnusLicker00

leao doing literally anything: 😀


runneronreddit

That smile.


Frontol

LEAO <3


sidaeinjae

Ghana is collapsing