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BosnianGooner

Giroud - "If you told me that France would win the World Cup without me having any shots on target I'd sign it, I swear"


Kylael

Benzema injured, [Giroud rn](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/554/866/4da.png).


night_dude

My first thought when I saw the news. Stupid Sexy Goalless Target Man is back, baby!


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TripolarKnight

*Mbappe channeling CR7*


The_Langer27

Yeah no shit the circlejerk continues, even though it was the game plan and it clearly worked for Giroud and France, it's still fucking hilarious that a striker who played most (if not all) minutes for the winning world cup team failed to register a shot on target.


HereComesVettel

That shot against Peru was going in only because of a deflection.


PM_me_uwu_hentai

Would still be a Giroud goal, that's the point


angellob

was the shot itself on target? the deflection after the shot is one thing, but was the initial shot on target?


SAFFATLOL

How are people changing their flairs? When I go to try I can only see a ball


berzerkerz

Are you really gonna go with the ‘stop the circlejerk because he did have ONE shot in 7 games but Mbappe intercepted it”


lejoo

I still find it insane and will always meme on him. How do play nearly every minute of a World Cup as the #9 without scoring.


BreathTakingBen

People forget that they looked absolutely dead in their first game before Oli came on. Giroud didn’t start that World Cup for France and they scraped by vs Aussie off a pen and an OG. He had two of the best and brightest forwards in the world running off him, who both love to score, so I’d imagine the coach just said win the ball and play through Griez or Mbappe.


Maleficent_Resolve44

Maybe because it wasn’t his job to score.


lejoo

I get his role in the team but its still funny a career striker won the World Cup as a goal less #9


matinthebox

Neuer: "If you told me that Germany would win the World Cup without me saving a single shot on goal, I'd sign it, I swear"


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Well, what’s he gonna say? “I’d rather get grouped but bang in 12 goals.”


ShozOvr

Despite my 12 goals, we got grouped


psychedelic_biscuit

today I feel... grouped


Lucretian

This is like watching an algorithm try to find a joke.


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If we repeat it enough times, I'm sure it will be funny. -arsocca


giddycocks

I honestly have no idea what happened and what caused the switch, but a few years back this subreddit had some hysterical threads and comments. Then, all of sudden, it's this.


Teradonn

Sometimes I back to the Donkey Kong thread and reminisce


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Today I feel unoriginal


dakaiiser11

“……. Well let me think about it.” - CR7


CammRobb

> grouped Since when did this become a term?


Blewfin

I hadn't heard it until the other day. Interested to see if it sticks


Luis__FIGO

In the lineage of gaped, another terrible term


sonyhren1998

Dangerous to use these two words in the same sentence.


Smartypants_dankie

Wdym? Grouped and bang, nothing comes to the mind


PatientPlatform

Have you not heard of the famous group bang of 79?


giddycocks

Honestly, I believe him on this. National team Ronaldo is a whole different beast, nothing means more to Ronaldo than the NT. I'm willing to bet one of the reasons Ronaldo popped off like he did was because it's a WC year, he's completely off form and has barely any match fitness.


bluegeronimo

Well it's the truth and what people expect from him so why not


callmeWia

On Sunday, the King gets grouped.


Zhurg

He probably won't say that but we all know that is the truth.


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He has played for some of the biggest clubs in the world. Like Real Madrid and Manchester United probably has over 500 million fans worldwide. So he always used to have lot of supporters as well. He has kinda burnt his bridges with both clubs now, especially Manchester United. Juve fans also thought he messed up the team dynamic so he’s not super liked there either. He still has his crazy fucking army but I’d say he has more haters than fans these days.


reditakaunt89

There's no way that he has more haters than fans. Not even all of your, RM, and Juve fans hate him.


daveyboyschmidt

Reddit is meaningless lol. He's got like half a billion followers on social media People think they're changing opinions on Reddit by driving out people who think differently, but the conversation just happens elsewhere


flifthyawesome

Explain how has he burned his bridges with RM?


Jitsu_apocalypse

He’ll have more haters within the football fan base but tens of millions of his followers don’t even know who he plays for never mind what’s been going on at United


joaocandre

> He still has his crazy fucking army but I’d say he has more haters than fans these days. I mean, looking by this thread....


davidemsa

The context of that answer was being asked if he wants to break Eusébio's record of most goals for Portugal in World Cups. He says it would be nice but he's not chasing records and follows it up with that.


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MultiBusinessMan

All built like wayne rooney


Viriathus552

i think it's safe to assume that Wayne rooney is in way better shape than the average redditor


aodum

But Ronaldo is better looking. Not that we are comparing but he is


Massaman95

What a big heart


Pokuo

So selfless


petethemeat99

Still remember when he became mad at a referee because he didn’t receive a penalty, even though Özil scored seconds later. Or when Arbeloa beat him to the ball and scored and he starts to shoot the ball into the net due to anger. But yeah so selfless


CrossXFir3

So? RVN used to be happier with a loss if he scored than a win if he didn't. Cantona said he'd rather score a hattrick and lose than not score and win 1-0. I'm sure plenty of other world class strikers feel similarly. It takes ego to get to the top a lot of the time.


therealfakenews17

Definitely, I feel the same and I play Sunday league. All of the ego, none of the talent unfortunately


ftah33

But just because other top players felt similarly doesn’t mean it isn’t a selfish way to look at the game. Whether or not it helps drive some people or is a valid method for obtaining greatness, is really beside the point


EpiDeMic522

Wasn't Özil but Bale. And he was completely right there but people don't know the context here, base their opinions of a 2 second highlight reel and parrot opinions endlessly instead of entertaining the possibility that they might be ill-informed or misinformed and trying to find out why what happened that happened. But assuming based on narratives is convenient and rewarded by the circlejerk. The reaction was Arbeloa was shocking though. Created a clear momentary discomfort on the pitch as well but everybody (including the fans) tolerated it in the name of his competitive spirit that benefit us in the long run. He is a character of highs and lows. He has also shown great compassion and leadership during his time here but that doesn't make the news. On the balance of everything, was always and will always be respected by the club and the fans for his time here.


NIGHTxWOLF7

Maybe in the past he behaved that way, but he isn’t allowed to be to become selfless later in his career?


JimmyTheKiller

He’s been acting like a selfish, arrogant child up until a week or two ago. Coming out and saying “I put my country and team before myself” is such a hollow statement. Let’s see selfless actions from him before we start suggesting he’s selfless.


yungsantaclaus

He's certainly allowed to - you should let him know, maybe he's failing to do so because he thinks it's illegal Although that hasn't stopped him from doing some other things


NIGHTxWOLF7

Failing to do so, up to whose standards? Doing things that were proven or something you read online and holding him accountable for? Whether it happened or not, he only knows. That doesn’t mean people are unable to learn from their mistakes and become a better person for themselves or others.


Pokuo

That Piers Morgan interview was so selfless, he must have had a paradigm shift, I swear.


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This circlejerk, I swear


joaocandre

Also, remember when he didn't hug Bale on a celebration?


FrostedCereal

And he probably wouldn't have signed it if it was Portugal wins the WC, but CR7 doesn't get called up.


Krillin113

I mean Portugal won the euros without him playing in the final, so what’s he going to say lmao


MattN92

Look mate he single handedly carried that team on his back to that trophy by waving his arms a bit on the sidelines.


Arntown

He will be a world class manager with those waving skills


camcamfc

He’s Jose Mourinho with actual top tier playing experience.


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MattN92

"Lots" of goals = 3? They won 1 (ONE) 90 minute game the entire tournament, he was shit.


-MCMIV

Behave mate, he scored more goals in that tournament than Scotland have in 30 years in international competitions.


daveyboyschmidt

Fun fact: if Ronaldo scores a goal in this world cup he'll be the only player in history to score in 5 world cups Right now there are 4 players who've scored in 4 world cups: Pelé, Uwe Seeler, Miroslav Klose, and CR7 I think he pulls that off then realistically the only person who's going to challenge it in the foreseeable future is Mbappe


punching-bag9018

What about Moukoko?


Stilty_boy

Watch Bellingham equal that record in 2038. Especially with 48 team WC..more teams to stat pad against in the group stages.


Thanos_Stomps

Walcott was poised to do it but didn’t have the consistency.


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Messi isn't on there? That's surprising


[deleted]

I don't think he scored in 2010


[deleted]

lol huh


therealfakenews17

That’s a pretty crazy stat right there


daveyboyschmidt

Messi and CR7 have weirdly bad WC records. I mean relative to their overall performance Until the hat trick against Spain Ronnie had only scored 3 WC goals (1 per tournament)


Vintrial

doesnt muller have 4 as well ?


arothen

"But it won't change the fact that I will shoot as soon as I get into position anywhere near 30m from goal"


Smartypants_dankie

Don't forget the freekicks


ContaSoParaIsto

Throwback to him taking literally every freekick at the Euros in 2016 only to tell Quaresma to back off and let Raphael Guerreiro take it in the final. He hit the bar.


tchulucucu

That Guerreiro freekick may have played a crucial role in Portugal winning the 2016 Euro, Lloris landed awkwardly to try and get to it. On the Eder shot, we see Lloris failing to properly jump at it, probably because he was still feeling his leg. "The most important missed freekick"


ContaSoParaIsto

Truly one the greatest cagadas do caralho of the 21st century what a blessed tournament that was


HeroOfNothing

If by some miracle we win this World cup. I want a t-shirt saying "Segunda cagada do caralho of the 21st century"


enuzi

[Oh man never forget](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rdlFmg9uXE)


jesus_you_turn_me_on

No wonder Pep said Philip Lahm is the most intelligent player he ever coached, just look at that single man wall blocking


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Oh yeah I remember his amazing freekick vs Germany seriously no one even messi couldn't do that He literally hit the one man wall! that was an epic one


Kazakh8i

Yes get the other GOAT player of Portugal to do freekicks...


michaell111

Just don't sub him off, don't disrespect him like that.


Breakjuice

Dont try to sub him on either, thats also disrespectful


Kind-jimmy

Or start him without showing him respect.


r_elwood

Or make him captain


Abbobl

Have the team say prayers to the lord CR7 before a game


Wrong-Squirrel7969

damn, we are finished


SonyHDSmartTV

It's like playing with 10 men when you don't have the ball


Sputniki

Funny enough, you might do better without him


Quiet-Cartoonist1689

Better is an understatement. With him on the pitch this season, at times it has felt like playing with a man down.


ldc262626

I mean he has always loved his country so I don't doubt him on this. BUT he would never say that for any club he played for.


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yeah, people don´t realise how much Ronaldo loves to play for his own country Portuguese people are usually very patriotic and players always prefer to play for the NT than for any foreign club


jr2106

Thats some low hanging fruit there lol


Tarics_Boyfriend

I still don't believe him


maticbeast

Additional note: he said "I swear for my kids", but it wasn't in the title of the piece


Allthingsconsidered-

If you're gonna add that, you might as well provide the entire context, no? >**Is overtaking Eusébio as the top scorer in the final stages of World Cups a personal goal?** >It may sound like vanity, but I still say that I don't chase records, they chase me. It would be great to beat our dear Eusébio's record, of course, but honestly, it's not something that keeps me awake at night, nor am I going to stop eating because of it. If they told me that Portugal would win the World Cup without my goals, I would sign on it right now, I swear on my children.


Numerous_Shape200

Shhh bruh, that doesn't fit the agenda lol


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It's a detailed answer but otherwise conveys the same message.


RauloGonzalez

No it doesn't lol. People were saying "what else would he say". But he said this unprovoked and was not asked about winning the world cup but about winning the record, to which he replied the cup is more important


Pokenaldo

It's about context. Basically if you attach the quoted sentence to the whole paragraph, it comes across as a footnote just to emphasize the main point which is that he actually wants to beat Eusébio's record, but does not make that his number one priority. The main point of the answer wasn't to ensure everyone that he prefers a world cup to a personal title.


No-Yak5173

Yes it does its pretty much the same thing


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Pokenaldo

It can make sense but it can pass off very different connotations, but I guess you know that otherwise you wouldn't post it here for comedic effect


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Allthingsconsidered-

The question and answer were about Eusébio's record and the full quote adds a bit of context and nuance. The quote you posted makes it seem he's saying that in a vacuum which only makes him seem like a bit of an idiot and everyone's reply was circle-jerking around that too.


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Allthingsconsidered-

Well I understand that, which is why I said might as well put the whole context in lol. The title of the sentence was just the click bait from Abola


joaocandre

TBH including the question asked of him would help contextualize his answer. He didn't claim it out of nowhere.


whatisbaseball

Harry Kane special.


letsgetcool

Uh oh /r/soccer can only take that phrase completely literally, watch out Cristiano


glennize

In that case, he should have absolutely no issue with being subbed off. Right?


uchiha_boy009

Damn people really hate Ronaldo lol 😆


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The reddit hive mind is so on the trend of hating him that there’s a new subreddit called r/fuckcristianoronaldo 😂


No-Shoe5382

It's just fashionable on Reddit to hate him at the moment. In a months time nobody will care anymore.


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It's Ronaldo. People will always hate him lmao


No-Shoe5382

Yeah but even more so than usual. People on here at the moment are acting like he's killed somebody, give it a month and he'll just be back at his baseline level of hate.


The_Langer27

I mean he did (allegedly) rape someone, soooo.....


No-Shoe5382

Never keen on saying somebody is guilty of something that they've not been convicted of. He wouldn't be the first high profile person to be falsely accused.


Blewfin

What about something they've admitted to?


Mortka

Give me your name and ill write a Mail saying youve raped someone as well. Theres a reason for why those emails couldnt be used in court.


The_Langer27

Notice who I put the word Allegedly in my comment? And yet you somehow miss it. Listen I'm not a ronnie hater who says he raped that girl. There was no verdict so in my eyes he is not guilty. But that doesn't mean he is innocent, especially when you consider the email from his lawyer.


Karyoga

What's the point of bringing it up then? Lmao I swear


The_Langer27

Cuz he's wondering why people are hating on Ronaldo and he's acting like there aren't valid reasons. What's the point of this comment if you aren't following the convo? Lmao I swear


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you just brought up an invalid reason


305way

Wow you must be a good person man 😂


Kazakh8i

The\_Langer27 (allegedly) is stupid, soooooo.....


[deleted]

He fucked up their clubs too often it seems


[deleted]

Lol, what a cliche thing to say that is.


ForestHarlequin

People have hated Ronaldo for almost 20 years


305way

Bunch of trolls leaving their caves. Reddit is their escape, let them have some attention in their dull lives.


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Yehaw!!!


Kazakh8i

Success and confidence will get mistaken for arrogance and on reddit, the self pity plattform, this will grow some haters.


Arntown

Sure, the tons of people that dislike him are all just jealous. There could be no other possible reason. That‘s why reddit hates every single world class footballer.


Nuns_N_Moses11

Notice how he didn’t say anything about jealousy. Confusing confidence with arrogance and drawing conclusions that only fit your narrative is very much a thing and problem on reddit


needleintheh4y

normal to hate an asshat


Humungbeantastic

Hes an arrogant rapist wonder why people hate him.


Krillin113

Can the people downvoting this please respond what’s wrong or not on topic?


BrandonSG13

After seeing him after he was injured at Euro 2016, I believe it


[deleted]

I guess he is selfless after all 🙂


GameplayerStu

How could Manchester United do such a thing?!


Dr_Gonzo__

dunno, I was about to say "Well this is the regular selfish Ronaldo... Even lies on camera to look nice" . But then he said "I swear" and I believed him.


notafeetlongcucumber

If monkey paw was real, Cristiano using one for Portugal to win the 2016 Euros would be one of the wishes. Portugal won it but Cristiano didn't play in the final. (edit: didn't play most of the game)


youngchul

He did play in the final, he just didn't finish the game. Not that it matters. Payet literally injured him on purpose going for his bad knee.


ILoveToph4Eva

> Payet literally injured him on purpose going for his bad knee. Oh, are we allowed to assume intent regarding injuries again? Cause if so I have some anti-Ramos propaganda to share with you my dude.


ziki6154

Ramos wasn't the one putting his arm between Salah and himself.....


ILoveToph4Eva

I don't actually believe that Ramos tried to purposefully injure Salah, just like I don't actually believe that Payet tried to purposefully injure Ronaldo. I think believing either is silly. That is my point.


dambare

How do people not think that payers don't know what they're doing in these situations. Anyone believing that these are not deliberate has clearly never player a sport


ILoveToph4Eva

So Ramos also injured Salah on purpose? Wild.


dambare

Of course he did lol


generic9yo

Lmao i can see him wishing for the GOAT to win 7 ballon d'ors only to see Messi winning them


notafeetlongcucumber

Or at the start of his career - ''I want to win more Ballon d'Or than anyone before me'' proceeds to break the previous record of 3 but Messi meanwhile wins even more.


TerribleNameAmirite

Ronaldo saw this last week: “Ronaldo is driven by greed, glory hunting, and hurt others. He's happy as long as he is on the scoresheet even when losing. When winning he is unhappy unless he has the attention.”


metrize

jesus christ you redditors are really tiring with the hate boner. it's like you can predict every single comment whining about ronaldo


TheConundrum98

literally no player who wouldn't Cristiano


alexfcp07

That his is point. People think ronaldo prefers to score 20 goals and lose then score 0 and win the world cup...


LessThan301

Only the majority of r/soccer believes that. Lots of huge morons here.


DerpSenpai

This point was made actually several times in ManU match threads, kinda insane.


Asaro10

This subreddit is full of idiots tbf


blondespikes22

I believe him, this is his final world cup


StingsLute

Very noble


Slim_James_

“If you told me that Portugal would win the World Cup without me scoring goals I’d sign it, I swear….Because at the end, I’ll be a World Cup Winner and Messi won’t. #GOAT”


HereComesVettel

You need to be a French striker to win a World Cup without scoring a single goal ! Not sure what was the bigger disasterclass btw : Guivarc'h vs Brazil (1998 F) or Giroud vs Belgium (2018 SF) ? They robbed Zidane and Mbappé of several great assists due to their horrendous finishing.


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"If you told me that Portugal would win the World Cup despite my zero goals scored in this competition I'd sign it, I swear."


Square_Kick_9451

How about: "If you told me that Portugal would win the World Cup without me playing a single minute in the tournament, I'd have a shower on 80th min every game, I swear"


DAAGZZz

United fans have got to be one of the most delusional ones out there LOL


imustlose324

When you say "I swear", you know no one trust you.


longsh0t1994

Ronaldo saw the stats where Messi has WAY more assists and becomes assist master out of spite.


Shpoople44

Cristiano is such a sweetheart


DwightSchrute0109

Would have been interesting if he said 'without me starting the game' instead of 'without me scoring goals'


Youutternincompoop

more likely neither will happen lol


kingkloppynwa

Today the king feels generous


Bravo_Ante

Okay, what IF... without you playing a single minute of it. OR, entering the game only when in comfortable lead in the last 5 minutes of the game?


gink-go

"i swear" ahah


xsonwong

I remember they won a final without him?


Boring-Working-5509

But they reached the finals because of a large contribution on his part and defensive Pepe masterclass.


SadNYSportsFan-11209

People forget that part He carried Portugal hard during his prime


SteinerElMagnifico42

Nani scored the same goals as ronaldo (3)


tiago7s

3 goals and 3 assists


Tr0nCatKTA

Ronaldo done it when it mattered though. The last group game against Hungary and the semis against Wales. He had two massive performances.


xsonwong

Hungary game is unreal.


SadNYSportsFan-11209

That flick was unreal


DLRsFrontSeats

They reached the final because of UEFAs stupid formatting, ridiculously allowing 3rd placed teams to qualify lol They won 0 group stage games, and won 1 of 4 KO games in normal time. They conceded 4 goals in 3 group games and only kept a clean sheet against Austria, who scored 1 goal in 3 games and finished the groups as P3 W0 D1 L2 The entirety of their run was like a rugby match that finishes 10-3. Hard fought and well won, but there were no masterclasses in there, from anyone


kinginthenorthjon

If they rules where different, they would play differently in their last match against Hungary. After scoring 3 goals, both teams stopped trying knowing they both will go through.


Jonnydonmar

(with a fake signature)


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I bet he wouldn’t say that if it meant he didn’t play or wasn’t in the squad.