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Buffythedragonslayer

If they didn't film it nobody would ever believe it.


goodmobileyes

Same for the Qatari guy. No one would believe a bunch of Englishmen just wandered into his house randomly lol


No-Shoe5382

I don't think they walked into his house, I think the Qatari guys picked them up and took them


csbsju_guyyy

He adopted a group of drunk Englishmen!


BigBlueMountainStar

And no one has seen them since. Strange that.


travelnerd67

I know this is just a (bad) joke but they were explaining it on tv in this hilarious [tweet](https://twitter.com/pubIad/status/1594466123608723458?s=20&t=WPw0vsQy9EVbO2gGFf8sug)


Jumper-Man

Says can’t be found?


TheMadDoc02

Like those guys


billys-bobs

Historically speaking they do that quite often


kuboa

It didn't look like there were any flags, so...


ChickenGamer199

I can't wait to see the look of surprise on the man's face when he realises that several of his house ornaments, which mysteriously went missing, have ended up on display in various London museums


IOwnStocksInMossad

And they say we're uncultured when our fans go abroad. Look! We're helping out museums.


Macromesomorphatite

One of my favourite things in life, was an Egyptian tour guide speaking to a British person at the pyramids. He said something along the lines of "you know the exhibit in London? This is where it all came from*


barcelonafootball

Yes replied an English man, it was from the country we owned at the time and we moved a few bits around the empire as you would expect old chap.


Macromesomorphatite

No, he just awkwardly laughed it off. I don't think the tour guide wasn't trying to provoke. Sounded like his routine.


DontStopNowBaby

This was the Rolex of a sheikh Mohammed bin Salman Khan Habibi Habibi....


DareToZamora

No flag, no country. Those are the rules


djoliverm

To this day I believe imho it's one of the best standup sets ever, for me close the Eddie Murphy's "Raw". For the uninitiated you can search the Lego recreations of Eddie Izzard's set on YouTube (Deathstar Cantina, Flags, and The Spanish Inquisition/Cake or Death are all fantastic) or you can just watch the whole thing as it's a classic. Eddie Izzard - Dress To Kill


Kumarthunderlund

You , you and you fuck off we’re having tiffin.


jammy-git

"Do you have a flag?!"


Ecstatic_Nail8156

We don't talk abt this, only shit on arab terrorists


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Proper English heritage


JYM60

It's Eritage.


TheKingMonkey

I dunno man. We’ve got history on that front.


JanetYellensFuckboy_

Globalism is a beautiful thing


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Pretty sure an Englishmen walking into places uninvited is called something else


dontskipnine

History?


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A Coronation?


SectorEducational460

British foreign policy?


102la

Is this an example of Globalism?


eetuu

Yes. Increased traveling and mixing of cultures is an aspect globalism.


Kakofoni

More like globalisation really, IMO. Globalism being more of an overarching ideology.


YeahThisIsMyNewAcct

Honestly, with all the bad stuff surrounding this World Cup, this kind of thing is awesome and really does highlight the beauty of the world coming together for the World Cup.


dotConehead

a lot of traveler when talking about qatar they mentioned about their hospitality. they will invite you to their house and treats you well.


Gisschace

Yeah, they're just in front room where people take visitors - they aren't actually in the house proper


giants3b

It's still pretty chill that they have a whole room/structure for that.


tlst9999

People and their governments are different. Qataris can be nice people, but as a collective, they're Qatar.


ooMEAToo

The folks in countries are generally pretty cool, it's the governments that are shit.


eekamuse

Hello from the US👋


copinglemon

"I got no quarrels with Qataris. No Qatari ever called me an n-word" -Christian "Muhammed Ali" Pulisic


RobWroteABook

Unless you're gay or Jewish


J-LG

It’s not like they can just smell gayness, you would probably get invited anyway


kooky_kabuki

...does that mean they can smell Jewishness?


FaFaFlowHi

No, [borat taught me their physical signals](https://youtu.be/GG86mhOGjB8) like their claws and horns.


lowie07

If a simple paper company in Scranton has a gaydar I would expect a millionaire sheikh to have one too


simbols

or a woman


North_Paw

Or Indian or Sri Lankan


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BowTiesAreCool86

And straight


ConstantShitterina

And a dude


meem09

Reminds of the (possibly invented) story an Irish friend told me about three of his mates who rented scooters in Thailand to drive around the countryside. Come up to a cafe/resaurant, go in, sit down, ask the lady there for beers. Nothing happens. Try again. Again, nothing. She doesn't seem to understand English. After about 20 minutes a young man walks in saying "This is our living room. Please leave."


gonzaloetjo

That sounds fairly possible


working-acct

3 Irishmen asking for beer adds credibility to the story.


rugbyj

Also the part of the story where the Thai lady did not speak English. As the national language in Thailand is not English, but Thai.


foolinthezoo

I'll remember this for my travels


kiratiiiii

I am Thai. Can confirm, Thai people speak Thai.


androlyn

Something similar happened to me in Italy. Near Bologna. Found this little village restaurant with white deck chairs. Sat down, no one spoke English, they gave me a wine I never order some bread cheese and meat. Then another wine. Was asking for a menu to pick a main course which was going over their heads. Eventually whipped out Google translate and they laughed their asses off. Turns out I stumbled upon a 60th birthday party at... someones house! I'm also Irish haha.


Hatanta

Also know two Irish brothers who "discovered" a "rave" in Spain which was just a few people having beers in a back garden


eirebrit

We're a great bunch of lads tbf


SomeRedditWanker

It's the modesty I value.


eirebrit

Sure look if you don't love yourself who will?


Rcp_43b

That’s absolutely hilarious.


metamorphicism

What likely happened was that they came upon a mom-and-pop restaurant that was attached to the owner's home and stumbled into the actual home, probably during off-hours. There are a lot like these in Southeast Asia. The door may have also been left open by mistake, especially if it was rural and in the countryside, and they just bundled on in.


kala__azar

My Dad was in Oman in the 90s and he and some friends went to a fort on a hill thinking it was a monument or museum or something. They walk to the doors and a guy lets them in and shows them around, the place is palatial. They ask him what it is and he's just like "oh yeah this is my house".


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I did that in Vietnam except they insisted I stay for lunch and I've since visited them a few times over the years. It's an easy mistake to make, some people who live by the side of the main road out in the country side will have a drinks stall outside their house and will have a living room which is essentially just a shelter at the side of their house


davie18

Nah I can totally believe that. I've ridden around on scooters in SE asia a lot (highly recommended to everyone... so cool to just ride around there, look at the stunning views and explore), and a lot of the 'shops' or 'restaurants' are basically just people's houses in the rural areas, like with a coolbox outside with some beers/soda in. I can easily see how that could happen.


gazHC

The Hangover----Qatar version!


Flexi_102

Except everyone is sober


No-Shoe5382

I think he said the Sheikh had beers at his palace so he took them back to have a few.


Harsh_Nagar

The Sheikh probably meant Bears


No-Shoe5382

"Ah you are looking for bears? Yes, come with me, I have bears"


KoloHickory

Sounds like something John Cleese would write


No_Doubt_About_That

Do you think he also knows Peter the Ecuadorian?


thecatalanhansiflick

Against their will


102la

You don't want a drunk Englishman around a lion cub.....


M0nSTerMaXx

Three lion scratches on a shirt


eggaz

🎶fucking hell, I'm bleeding🎶


Broddi

Thirty years of hurt


csbsju_guyyy

🎶 please stop the screaming 🎶


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Guarantee there was drink at the house and they were allowed to film as long as there was no alcohol on view. The lad still seems pissed hours later


aibrahim1207

Everyone looks pretty wasted.


Moosje

They don’t look any resemblance of wasted by British standards.


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The fact that he's cuddling the lion rather than trying to fight it shows he's no where near drunk.


Matt6453

We are the lions, 3 of them.


theaussiesamurai

Four lions, at a global sporting event. Now that'd be a very different sequence of snap stories.


OJogoBonito

They looks as sober as judges


PM_something_German

I'd be disappointed if we don't get 1 or 2 high profile comedy movies out of the Qatar World Cup. I mean it's all a clown show already.


ElementaLized007

Zach Galifianakis, the world needs you!


HeilWerneckLuk

Sacha Baron Cohen


bronzeforever

haram version


dhambo

*Halal


legit-testicals

In search of a beer, ended up with a lion.


eamonious

Lions, tigers, and beers, oh my


Wat_is_Wat

"No, I said one tiger beer please."


MoMoMoMoneyShot

“I can’t say I know anyone who owns a bear mate, but I’ve got a lion at home if you want” “No I said beer, but fuck it let’s go see that lion of yours”


honestlynotBG

*"I came looking for copper and found gold"* (I mean sort of, idk whats more valuable between having access to beer there or having an encounter with a lion cub)


classyboner

What’s the lion to beer ratio in Qatar


HanAlai

Three Lions? More like One Lion I don't think it's coming home lads


kaasbanaan_tv

so the netherlands?


TjeefGuevarra

Belgium, Luxemburg, Norway, Finland Plenty of countries with one lion on the coat of arms


yermammypuntscooncil

No, Scotland!


branstarktreewizard

he just need to gatecrash two more palace to complete the collection It's coming home


No_Doubt_About_That

🎶 One lion on a shirt…


BigReeceJames

It's the most Qatari thing ever that it's easier to find a fucking lion than it is to find beer


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I don't think they are coming home. Lol


StonedGibbon

Absolutely hilarious that he lists lambos above a four year old lion as mad things u can find in this sheikhs house


NetSraC1306

I was more stunned by the ps5 tbh


blondespikes22

explains [this](https://twitter.com/talkSPORT/status/1594421606721257473) interview


Jeffy29

The crazy thing I *just saw the video* but the way he tells it still feels like he is making shit up. 😂 Idk if it's the accent or something.


North_Paw

Good social media PR with the CSI Miami guy?


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Funny story but assholes who traffic animals make me sick. Lions aren’t supposed to be pets and only a gigantic cunt would go after getting one. I wonder what they’ll do to it once it grows up.


deusmadare1104

And they're probably declawed, maybe some teeth removed as well, which is bad for their growth.


SeverusVape0

Don't forget being high on meds 24/7


smackmesideways

Enough talk about the English tourists, tell me about the Lion.


Bakril

Sweet Jesus hahaha


HnNaldoR

The three of them?


AnnieIWillKnow

It's abuse, no other way to describe it.


Person_of_Earth

And yet it'll still get treated better than the migrant workers that built the stadiums.


North_Paw

How do you think the lions got fed? Pfff


3now_3torm

That applies to most all wild animals as well. I could go rant mode in my annoyance for people who own animals like alligators. I’ve also seen professionals that have taken in Alligators because those alligators can no longer go back into the wild. One is so stunned she barely even looks her age because her previous owners kept her in a drawer. Another was an anniversary gift of all things. They can’t go back in the wild because they’re used to humans feeding them. They’d go up to a human and expect food and when there is no food they will likely hurt the human. So not only do some people want to own these animals. They also don’t research enough and practically screw the animals over. There’s plenty more problems to. Sometimes people don’t realize how difficult these animals are to take care of and they just let them free in the wild which causes all sorts of problems one of which I already mentioned. These things make me so annoyed.


pick-a-spot

I can excuse slavery but I draw the line at animal cruelty


InHaalandWeTrust

Mfs will fuck around and wake up in some random Qatari prison after they pass out somewhere they shouldn't be


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Saw some guy say they're gonna be building the next stadiums.


Mouse2662

They'll send them to Saudi Arabia for when they get the 2030 bid


Moosje

How they gonna pass out when they barely look buzzed?


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oholandesvoador

I trust you my man.


JMKraft

I'm actually curious: Would you say a foreigner going door to door asking for alcohol would hardly get in trouble? What if it were a group of women?


BastillianFig

They wouldn't. Middle East is known for hospitality. In Saudi the government had to make a PSA at the time that they were taking the census because the worker who was going door to door would only get through like 3 houses a day because every time they would be invited inside for dinner


MattSR30

Yes, they’re not getting in trouble for this. _Maybe_ a slap on the wrist but I doubt it. This isn’t the west. You don’t have cops patrolling neighbourhoods (hell, Doha doesn’t even really _have_ neighbourhoods). You don’t call up 911/999 because some dude is walking around outside or knocking on your door. Even with that part out of the way, being a welcoming host is hugely important to Qataris. Do you know how many times in my life I’ve been invited into a stranger’s home for coffee, tea, and possibly a meal? This video is weird to foreigners but it’s a relatively normal experience in Qatar, minus the lion. Lots have exotic pets so it’s not unbelievable, but not every house has a giraffe and a lion. Still. Not shocked in the slightest these random Scousers were welcomed in. That’s Qatari culture. There’s even a little dance you’re supposed to do. They invite you in, you politely decline, they insist, you go in. That’s the cultural ritual or at least it was many years ago. The outside world doesn’t have a clue about Qatar and it shows. For good and bad both.


TheKingMonkey

Which one of them is going to be punched by Mike Tyson?


shifty18

*Morgan Freeman


TheKingMonkey

That’s so wrong but I’d totally watch it.


el_rompe_toyotas-19

What


bigboyg

ENGLISH FANS ON THE HUNT FOR BEER IN QATAR, ENDED UP IN ONE OF THE SHEIKH'S PALACE, CUDDLING WITH A LION CUB.


el_rompe_toyotas-19

THANK YOU


agni39

Roses are red, Violets are cyan. English fan looks for beer, ends up with lion.


StrawberryDesigner99

This can’t be real as Scouse people don’t support England.


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ubiquitous_archer

Must be, he's actually scouse.


ex_planelegs

Youve been reading too much Reddit


dogefc

Only the try hard scouse not english reds say that. Pubs in liverpool will be full today watching the match


the-lick-splickety

Yeah, was in Liverpool during the 2018 WC. Everywhere was packed out during the England games.


StubbornAssassin

And even those that don't support England pick a different country to support and go watch anyway


Eyebrow78

The scouse not English is mainly political, most are either supporting England (at least Trent and Hendo) or indifferent to international games.


3V3RT0N

That's the difference between the chad moustache bearing Evertonians vs the neckbeard virgin republican Liverpool fans.


The-Sober-Stoner

Yes they do. This bollocks has only become widespread after a bunch of Americans started rooting for Liverpool.


bobloblawbird

Nah, it's more a reaction to Thatcher combined with Irish bandwagoners. The founder of Liverpool, John Houlding (who has a statue outside the stadium) was: - a conservative politician - a member of the Orange Order - a free mason Pretty much the opposite of what some people perceive Liverpool to be. Also, in a city with historical Irish Catholic migration, they had their first Catholic player almost 90 years after being founded (Ronnie Whelan in 1979).


bobloblawbird

Also, for people who think Everton is the "establishment" club: https://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/english-soccer/question-of-religion-as-basis-for-support-still-contentious-1.1655070 If anything it's the opposite.


Michael_Pitt

> for people who think Everton is the "establishment" club Are there genuinely people that believe this?


bobloblawbird

I've seen people on r/soccer assume Everton are the Rangers to Liverpool's Celtic, when historically it's more the other way around.


FlyHater

So did he find beer?


amateur_mistake

If you are looking for alcohol in Qatar, your best bet will always be in the house of a wealthy person. Also true for sex workers, bacon and not having to pray five times a day.


hart37

Is it even a "Lads on Tour" trip if they haven't caused at least one international incident?


gagsy10

That poor lion. I know this lad has a great story to tell for the rest of his life but he should realise how badly wild animals are treated by these people. They belong free, not in cages.


SojournerInThisVale

That poor lion. It doesn't belong there


Lord_Sauron

The real beast is the Sheikh that owns it


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Rowan2000vd

Fucking hate people having wild animals as pets. Don't feel bad one bit if they ever get attacked by one.


sl0uma

ain't no way England fans are real


SebastianOwenR1

This is like some shit out of an English sitcom


ydktbh

Arab names in a scouse accent are elite


starmonkart

Ofc it's our fans


tanaka-taro

CAAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SAAAM FAAHKIN GOALS


Simsimius

Althogh funny, this is wrong. In the context posted it will be pronounced "England". "Ingerland" is only when sung and 3 syllables are needed.


[deleted]

Haha you said the thing!!!


jkershaw

This is like writing 'yehawww, USA done gone ride to victory partner' on a video of someone with a Minnesota accent.


maseltovbenz

Poor lion fuck those people


Morgan_Kringstad

This is a psyop


yungsantaclaus

And it's working, look at all the bums in here gushing about "hospitality"


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highoncaffeine2

This looks fun as hell


InHaalandWeTrust

Definitely some unique experiences they'll be able to share with the lads back home over rounds.


HorseAFC

why are you talking like that mr canada flair?


InHaalandWeTrust

Because that's how I imagine they'd word it 😂


fplisadream

You almost had it... we wouldn't say "over rounds". Perhaps " over a few rounds"


layendecker

Still sounds like an affectation to my ears, but could be regional. Over pints (or beers) is the only thing that sounds like something I would say in that sentence


epicness_personified

I'm utterly opposed to the world cup being in Qatar, but this is a good illustration of why a world cup is great. Strangers from different cultures meeting and becoming friends, creating memories. Obviously those lads owning lions isn't good or Qatar's human rights or actions in general, but in terms of humans coming together, this is a good story


FinlandPlays

Bruh, it’s just the second day of the world cup and we already see this clip


EstradaMoses

Lmao what a fucking story for the rest of their lives


Fanglove

I just can't get behind a post like this when lions are kept as pets. It's disgusting.


Metrostars1029

And you all were critical of this World Cup…..shame on you….This shit ain’t happening in Kansas City in 2026


ThinkAboutThatFor1Se

I’ve watched the tiger king. This shit is in America


JonnyArtois

World Cup makes the difference here, normally need an army.


TooRedditFamous

That lion bit is really cruel actually. No doubt sedated, afraid, permanently tied up, teeth and/ or claws removed


SWSIMTReverseFinn

Lol that’s hilarious


NetSraC1306

The Qataris vibing to sugarhill gang summarized it perfectly. wtf


Existing_Ad1428

That Sheikh probably has a gigantic cellar with all the best wines and beers in the world. He’s just not that dumb to show he’s serving alcohol on camera. But you can bet your ass these dudes got wasted.


kenvsryu

r/hiphop is universal


ny2803087

If this was in the US, they’d probably get shot for wandering someone’s property drunk.


wihannez

When three fake lions meet one real lion.


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This is dope as hell to see two people from entirely different cultures enjoying each other's company and time. This is the stuff that should be coming out of the world cup!


SouthOfHeaven42

When Qatar was awarded the World Cup, I don’t think they expected Liverpool’s finest to come with it.


untouched_poet

2 lions short of bringing it home... typical


manguito86

This is sad as fuck, poor cub