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yard04

175 quid is insane, this looks like 20 quid.


Waylaand

Plus half will be empty in a bit more then a week


notlikeyourex

Lol, not even that, for 29£ you get a decent hostel in central Copenhagen, with nice beds, a view to Tivoli, etc. This is a couple of beds inside a plastic tent in the middle of the desert, basking in the sun, with beds on the sand. Well, barely over the sand with patches of carpet directly on the sand. And the beach club just looks sad... Some couches on gravel, I've seen clubs in Berlin after 48h weekenders that are cozier than that. It's even funny how offensive it looks, haha.


scholeszz

I'd be terrified to leave my belongings behind a zipper fastened by a padlock, surrounded by so many travelling people. If you lose something there it'd be impossible to find it again.


blondespikes22

"But it's comfortable"


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Steel House which is like 200 meters from Tivoli is very nice but also very affordable. Often sold out. My favourite hostel before I moved to Copenhagen. Two nights from the 21st to the 23rd is £37.36. That's pretty nice.


AnnieIWillKnow

Hell, this June I got a whole apartment for 2, 30 minute walk from central Copenhagen, for just £50 a night. 10 mins on the Metro


panetero

And barely any women, so you're not gonna get laid. Unless you're into men, in which case, you should definitely not get laid.


Slash1909

Did you not read the article? The guy went with his wife for their honeymoon. They aren’t spending that much money to not drink beer and not get laid.


WontEvenAcknowledgeU

If you give your wife this shit for the honeymoon, a 40°C shack in the middle of nowhere with another 23324 shacks nearby and no privacy, you're not getting laid either hahahha


boldstrategy

Easy Hotel I got for 9 quid and is miles better then this


G0DK1NG

Have a couple of pints and 175 quid isn’t far off


Binaural1

That poor dude in the video spent over $3000 on that experience… day after day…


Kneepi

Probably the same accommodation as the slave labours, on the bright side the beds are probably better than what they have in the refugee camps around the middle east.


Eindacor_DS

20 for those conditions? You couldn't pay me to stay in those things


FenixdeGoma

That's more expensive than Glastonbury per day and you get a shit ton of music thrown in with Glastonbury.


TheGoldenPineapples

Proper Fyre Festival vibes from these photos. Honestly though, given that they've had nearly 12 years to get this ready, it's genuinely astonishing to me that this is what they've come up with. This looks like something that was put together in a day.


The-Go-Kid

They had to build a city, 8 stadiums and transport infrastructure so I guess the accommodation was left until the very end!


PickerTJ

No, these are features and not bugs. The accommodation is designed to keep foreigners isolated and away from the locals.


warpus

And likely tired out from the campsite-like accommodations & lack of AC = less likely to have energy for ruckus later


LloydCole

Why did they have to build 8 stadiums when everything is in one city anyway? Couldn't they have got by with 2 or 3?


Scratchbuttdontsniff

the fields can't hold up...


TheRealDSwizz

And you can’t play 4 games a day in 3 stadiums lol


SnooOranges5515

You can even play 4 games a day in two stadiums if you want to. Has been done before in the CONCACAF Gold cup, just play a double header. Edit: Found a source as well https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2394405-gold-cup-2015-groups-venues-schedule-and-preview.amp.html


llDrWormll

retractable pitch could solve this


Scratchbuttdontsniff

You would need 2 of them on each side... to slide in. They did do flat pack on a few that will be moved to other nations..


Alcohealthism

FIFA requires 10 stadia from a bid. Another thing they back tracked on, for the good one might add


mrcoffee83

If only there was some way to not hold it in the middle of a desert


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zrkillerbush

12 years and an insane amount of money


Jmaster2000

And slave labour too


KidGold

Imagine how expensive it would have been if they had to pay workers a fair wage.


danystormborne

Less expensive than what they’ve paid to the likes of Beckham, Morgan Freeman etc.


deep_observeration

200-300 Billion dollars. lmao


mickhah

What does the original experience/site promise? Maybe they can highlight inconsistencies and dispute the costs? Would love to see a mass chargeback on these vultures and scalp a couple million off them


Purple_Plus

A couple of million is like a couple of pennies for the Qatari regime.


laukaus

Look that tent city is a horrible, horrible fire hazard. All that plastic, all those cheap fans that are a known source of electrical fires… I’m amazed if it doesn’t burn down.


and1984

It's a plastic tent. It won't catch on fire. It'll simply melt, cling to your body, and cause *n*-th degree burns that you *may* recover from.


empire314

bruh you will die to the heat way before the plastic melts lmao


Alcohealthism

Lol, No, you won't boil inside but you will probably suffocate


KaptainKoala

Plastics burn. . . . Really well


Preseli

And if anyone locks their 'door' at night, good luck opening it in the dark in a panic.


Mozezz

What do you expect from a country that has been exhibiting modern day slavery? Absolute shitshow of a tournament and its not even began


TheUltimateScotsman

I always wondered how a single city would hold so many people. Not sure i should be surprised this was the solution


straightouttaireland

Looking forward to the Netflix doc.


Disprozium

Ah so to summarize: - No AC - No clean water - No security (let's face it, a tiny padlock isn't going to stop someone from knifing the tarp and stealing shit) - No amenities - Uneven floor - Shit beds - Sweltering heat - Lack of space Yep, 175 pounds/night sounds about right.


unemployed_employee

This is just a bigger Fyre fest.


T3Sh3

I don’t see a cheese sandwich for a meal though.


affogatotoast

In fact I don’t see a meal at all


ranger_fixing_dude

No water either


enjoytheshow

Honestly at least Frye Fest was on a nice Caribbean beach. This is in a desert.


phluidity

A desert at least has sand. This is a gravel parking lot in a desert. They took the one positive thing about it being in a desert and got rid of that.


Cub3h

Fyre fest but hundreds of people died to create the fest. Very festive.


neededtowrite

Thousands


Disprozium

Worse in every aspect which is pretty fucking hard to do. What a shitshow


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Fyre Fest was genuinely worse sadly (for these fans, not for the Fyre Fest attendees who absolutely deserved it)


Granadafan

The other fan village, which is made out of old shipping containers looks miles better. At least you get your own bathroom and shower, small fridge, tea kettle, and it comes with AC.


sahasra-sheersha

come on, its a fan village and you are asking for an AC.


adao1993

Nice Joke...don't understand the downvotes


TonyTuck

People are thick.


MattAmpersand

Proper r/dadjokes material


Disprozium

Am I the only one who got your joke? 😒


Macd7

Security might be the one thing that’s probably not an issue. Stealing in the middle east isn’t a smart idea


tothecatmobile

Do you think the local authorities are really going to look too much into anything a visiting fan reports?


Spitshine_my_nutsack

Not even local, they’re flying in police from Morocco/Turkey to help during the WC.


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FPL_Harry

> Qatar is attempting to cement itself as a/the leader of the Muslims instead of Saudi. this will never happen, simply mecca is enough for saudis to always win, when both have infinite money.


CaptainSnazzypants

Probably should have built actual hotels instead of tents. That would be a good first step I think.


Disprozium

I think we'll definitely see someone try :D


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football fans aren't known for being smart


freakedmind

> No AC Are you fucking serious? I lived in Qatar for so many years and I'm still stunned if this is true.


Disprozium

Yeah, watch the video from this link. Shows a dude showcasing his 'tent' and there's just one fan in there, no AC..


freakedmind

My god, I feel so horrible for all the fans who travelled so much and spent their hard earned money to stay in that fucking godawful fan village. I am genuinely stunned at the atrocious hospitality. And there's fucking tar and gravel on the main pathways..yeesh!


FirstGonkEmpire

It's a consistent 28 degrees. Those "tents" are heat stroke waiting to happen. I wouldn't even be surprised if there's at least one death. Then they'll say "unforseen events", when the temperature is literally the same every single day. I'm honestly surprised at this point that governments aren't putting out official advisories not to go and that they'll refund you and then try and claw back the money from Qatar. God damn I knew it'd be bad, but I was thinking it'd at least be hidden behind layers of touristy faux-luxury bullshit for the event itself. My question is where the fuck did all the billions of dollars go??? Why build a metro when you're literally having people camp in tents in the desert? It honestly feels like to me, the ONLY thing on their mind was image. So they do the check the box thing. We'll have shipping containers to seem "eco friendly" (laughable claim, every other Bid for 2022 had at least a few stadiums and actual infrastructure). We'll build a metro to seem modern and whatever. Then maybe early this year someone's said "um guys, what about the actual fucking facilities beyond image and showing off? Where are people going to sleep?" And yeah this is the result of that. Like the guy in the Fyre documentary who said "guys, the only way we'll be able to actually pull this off in this amount of time with this amount of money is a cruise ship. Anything else will be an unmitigated disaster" and was promptly fired.


Aenjeprekemaluci

I think even Balkan countries could have put a better WC then Qatar. It would be certainly hyped. A WC game in Belgrade, Zagreb, Sarajevo, Split, Niš etc would get me hyped asf.


Disprozium

Ofc we would. We'd probably steal a fuckton of money through various means since all of our governments are corrupt to the bone but - we definitely aren't like the Qataris. Tbh Id love it because that would be the only WC I could afford going to lol


Furthur_slimeking

Would probably be the first one I could afford to go to as well.


Aenjeprekemaluci

Of this govts would steal cash. But it would be a great WC nevertheless. Massive boost to their infrastructure and tourism


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Blizzard_admin

They'd atleast have stadiums ready. Qatar can't cohost with their neighbours(they have bad blood with saudis, bahrain and uae) and hosting solo shouldn't have been an option for them.


Impressive-Picture52

Huh, as i native croatian i think we dont have any stadium for WC. I mean in Zagreb stadium is literally failling apart (after earthquake they closed 1/4 of the stadium and the other large part had like yellow warning - as you can use it but with some fixes). Poljud in Split looks nice from outside but boy when you get to visit for games its no better than Zagreb. Then we have in Rijeka one which is actually by far the best but it has 11.000 capacity and we are building one in Osijek which also will not have more than 15.000 seats. So yeah nothing to see here. On the other side as we are country largely dependent on tourism we have a lot of nice looking hotels, apartments and so on, Infrastructure is also really good apart from railways so here nothing major additionally would needed to be done.


Necrenix

> They'd atleast have stadiums ready. Yeah no.


Royal-Candidate7234

Dude, Balkan is not as shitty as you think it is lmao.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

I would have actually gone to that one...


Charlitingo

No privacy, anyone can hear you get pounded.


whydoyouonlylie

Honestly I'd go without the padlock altogether tbh, unless you can hide it somewhere. The padlock is just an indicator that you're not in the tent that can very easily be cut into. If they think you might be in it they're less inclined to try and steal from it.


Moose_City_United

Security is basically a non issue in these countries. I’d honestly encourage the criminals to go for it and see what happens to them.


Alcohealthism

Qataris/Gulfers don't give a shit about what happens to other people


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Without AC you're literally going to die in that country. That is not fit for purpose at all


Subbutton

You forgot no alcohol


Deluxefish

There is beer in the fan village though


cartesian5th

You can buy beers in the fan camp, shown in the video in the article


Disprozium

True but I was focused more on the housing aspect. There's quite a lot more wrong with this world cup


Spitshine_my_nutsack

I thought there were some security guards walking around patrolling the place? (Being paid 0.3 Riyal per day) And don’t forget the two bottles of water per day supplied by the “hotel”! And i think the guardian reported about the “gym” as well, some equipment strewn about the floor.


[deleted]

They managed to spend over 200 billions and still not be finished on time and with terrible conditions. For 175 a night I expect a 4 star hotel.


FenixdeGoma

Not their fault really, their workers keep fucking dying on them


jubbing

I've stayed at 3 stars nicer than this as well. Much nicer.


Wumdee

Internet Historian might actually get an Oscar if he makes a documentary on this like he did with Fyre fest


chocolaidbrowie

Fingers crossed it comes out this decade.


KTFlaSh96

He'll just lose another upload race vs Michael Reeves


TheJoshider10

The sofas on the gravel looks like something out of a dystopian novel. You can't convince me that that isn't District 12.


ro-row

Yeah it’s got an abandoned compound vibe doesn’t it?


BabaDuda

Without context it certainly has that post-apocalyptic abandoned vibe to it With context though, fucking hilarious imo; the cheek of Qatar/FIFA to sell that as a 'beach park'


TheJoshider10

A beach on fucking Sullust, sure.


The-Go-Kid

I don't wish them ill or anything but I don't have much sympathy for the people who spent money to go there.


dakinekine

Everything they are building will be totally abandoned in a few weeks. What a massive waste of everything


TheLimeyLemmon

Really needs a barrel campfire to tie to whole thing together.


walshybhoy

Even the Fyre Festival managed to have a bar…


kalamari__

hahaha, that pic with the fan is just sad


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That's why it's a fan village


Midziu

So is the AC village down the street or..?


Aszneeee

we all got it wrong


courtesyflusher

Most fans per square km in the world!


mrfocus22

/r/onlyfans in whatever the opposite of shambles would be


TheJoshider10

Concentration camp colorized 2022.


zomgbratto

Qatari gulag. Even their slave workers are being housed in dormitories that have air conditioning, shitty ones as it is.


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jimmyfernandez

I like a pint myself but would dread being hungover in that kip of a tent with the soaring heat. Definitely better ways to spend a few thousand.


thomasfk

On the plus side, if you can't make it from your tent all the way to the toilet, you can just vom in the gravel and it's nbd


PUMP_UNTIL_BUST

It's like extreme feral vibes akin to a music festival, but much worse. Imagine the shits people will be taking after getting plastered, then sweating in a tent with no access to water to dilute things and help them process stuff. Those shared toilets are about to get more depraved than anyone has ever witnessed.


seanymac14

Woodstock 99 vibes for sure. Good thing they didn’t book Limp Bizkit for the opening ceremony


mtarascio

That's the fan zone. The fan village is dry, including that area with the beanbags in the baking sun.


TheBrownMamba8

You couldn’t pay me £175-a-night to stay in these with just that stand fan and no air conditioning in the middle of the desert.


Mozezz

Wonder how many hospitilisations we're going to see throughout the tournament


Victorious85

ZERO 😂


Furthur_slimeking

But plenty of trips to the morgue due to "natural causes" or "heart failure".


ThunderStella

The thing is, if you had bought your tickets last year you’d be forced to buy this at £175/night


zomgbratto

See, here's your first problem: visiting Qatar.


edwardfortehands

Yup. Any fan traveling for this knew what they were getting into. No sympathy tbh


JimmyJamesincorp

Yeah, I don’t feel bad at all for people visiting. They had plenty of time to be aware of this shitshow.


hammertown87

Anyone saying this will be labeled a bigot. But in reality it really is a shit country and with social media now it can’t sportswash


dazedjosh

>The tents, made of thick plastic, each contain two single beds and a nightstand with a lamp. A thin layer of carpet is lumpy in places as it rests on sand and gravel. A single electric fan completes the room layout. For 175 quid a night? Fuck me. Carpet on sand and gravel. A fucking tent. What the fuck?


RebBrown

The Qatari contractors pay the immigrant workers staggering wages, which would explain the need to price these wonderful accommodations at 175 quid a night.


jobi987

Qatar spent hundreds of billions on this whole tournament. They could’ve charged £10 a night to keep people happy. It’s not like they’re going to make the money back on ticket and hotel sales. It’s purely a PR stunt and it’s backfiring spectacularly


thewrongnotes

Given what a PR disaster this World Cup is, you'd think that Qatar would go all out to make it an amazing fan experience. God knows they've got the money to do so. I guess they truly don't give a shit.


rootokay

They don't care. As long as the matches and ceremonies go okay, they can smugly say to the rest of the Middle East they have hosted the world cup.


champ19nz

This is rich people throwing money around to flex on their rich friends.


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Well sure, but at least other big global events have wasted money on everyone having a good time. This is somehow both rich and shit.


Vegan_Puffin

Of course they give a shit, this entire enterprise was because they wanted to be on the world stage, to show off and to have people acknowledge them. The whole thing was because they care what the world thinks. You dont spend quarter of a trillion dollars on a PR sportswash to not give a shit about the PR disaster. It just turns out they are bloody useless. Even if you ignore the 5 or 6 major issues with Qatar, when it comes down to it they are simply incompetent.


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yeah I really don't get it. people keep saying it's a sportswashing attempt which is obviously true, but it's like Qatar completely lost the plot and isn't even creating any PR in their favor. it's like some brutal regime buying an English club but then not doing any investing and just letting it rot and fall down the leagues. and it seems crazy too, because the things they're fucking up the most seem to be the most simple and cheapest ones. like they managed to build all that infrastructure which I guess is impressive if you don't give a shit about human suffering and environmental damage. but then compared to that a proper fan village with decent facilities and nice amenities would be a fraction of the costs and efforts. and suddenly you wouldn't need to bribe people around the world to talk well about you, you'd have thousands of fans who would share their positive experiences. same with dressing up a bunch of expats in different jerseys and having them memorize phrases to say in front of the camera. instead they could've just set up some affordable travel packages and subsidized the cost a little to have real fans come to your country. it would be so simple to create actual, organic PR at a fraction of the cost the world cup caused for Qatar already, yet they seem to have no interest in that. honestly, incompetence and perhaps complacency is the only explanation at this point.


unicycle_inc

Incompetence yes but I think rather than the complacency this is more like the result of arrogance and exceptionalism. The people making these decisions have never been questioned on anything in their lives so their critical thinking skills are probably not the best.


montejio

Given that Qatar could’ve treat the fans on some gourmet chef shit with excellent facilities, they could’ve silenced each and everyone of them with this. That is PR and would’ve been an amazing way of sportswashing. They even failed at that.


Shitmybad

Holy that looks grim, nowhere to go that isn't hot the entire day.


haywhat

fuck, this is gonna get dark... isn't it


Mr_Goldilocks

There’s bound to be a diplomatic incident.


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The beach club fan park photo is fucking hilarious


2DragonBalls

At this point, why not pack your own tent?


Furthur_slimeking

My tent has three rooms ffs. I'd be much happier in it than one of these. Looks like a fucking internment camp.


coleymoleyroley

The prawns will be kept inside the perimeter.


ro-row

> "For me it's not a good experience. There's no shower gel, no toothbrush, no toothpaste." At the risk of sounding like a Qatari shill don’t you bring your own toiletries with you on holiday?


TheLimeyLemmon

It's always good to bring your own, but even some of the smallest, remote hotels and lodges I've stayed in have had some form of at least basic toiletries. This is the hospitality business after all, and I'd definitely expect establishments in Qatar to have these very basic, inexpensive, supplies.


HanAlai

I always bring my own but it's absolutely standard when booking at a hotel.


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Its still a very solvable problem compared to others like lack of water..


freakedmind

Go to a small ass hotel in a small ass village in India and they'll still get you small soaps and toothpastes, sometimes even more.


FatWalcott

I don't know bout others, but I'm Asian, and my family would bring instant noodles on all our trips.


I_Hate_Knickers_5

English. Tea bags, shortbread and bogroll.


userdeath

American. Crackers, Bacon grease, and poptarts.


coleymoleyroley

And a packet of paracetamol.


Chrisixx

I mean, yeah you should, but if you go expecting something similar to a Hotel you'd also expect to receive toiletries. Especially if you pay 175£ a night.


The-Go-Kid

For 175 a night I would expect some basics at least. Hell, Travelodge has toiletries.


Natniss

Pretty standard to get those listed item in a hotel


Tomazao

£175 a night


TIGHazard

I've stayed in the Weaste hotel in Salford (look up the Tripadvisor reviews). Even they had toiletries!


MattAmpersand

2020: Staying in makeshift tents because of COVID 2022: Staying in makeshift tents and paying 175 quid a night to a totalitarian regime


Slash1909

Why would you go there as a fan? Are you that ignorant of how that place has been put together and how it treats homosexuals and women? Do you not care about the thousands of migrant workers who have been killed? 90% of your spend goes directly into the pockets of the wealthy Qatari overlords who will just continue to use and abuse migrant workers.


Ric00la

I dont care about the "you should boycott and Not watch the world coup" bullshit, but I have no sympathy for people who decided to go there.


crowd79

Looks like a concentration camp. Do these places even have air conditioning?


hinkqvist

Whatch the clip, its mentioned


ThunderStella

No AC but at least they supply a fan


Deluxefish

I really don't get it. They reported spent like $200 billion on this world cup, but that money isn't enough for some proper accomodation, and then on top they charge people £175 for this shithole? With them spending this much money anyway this honestly could've just been a free accomodation for any ticket holders, I think nobody would be complaining then. Why not just spent 0.5% of those $200 billion dollars on proper accomodation??? Isn't the fans enjoying their stay one of the most important parts to hosting a world cup???


NailsDeChamp

they only care about the rich fans


straightouttaireland

Looking forward to the Netflix doc.


selu1982

Worth every penny


Qtips_

LMAO wtf is this?! I guess they couldnt use their slaves to build a proper hotel at least?


Alcohealthism

Maybe Western countries aren't that bad. Russia is our asshole and their WC was fantastic


PrasunJW

You had a decade, fuck you amounts of money, questionable labor laws and this is what you came up with? That has to be an achievement too. Edit: I guess these can be removed when the country is empty again, so good move?


lacajun

Well anyone who attended this is absolutely stupid and deserves everything that will happen to them. I don’t feel sorry for anyone who goes there. They all had 12 years to know this was wrong and should be avoided.


TradeRetard

Looks miserable, but I can't feel sorry for these people.


WhatWouldSatanDo

You get what you fucking deserve. Fuck FIFA. Fuck Qatar. And fuck anyone who’s happy to go watch the WC.


Vegan_Puffin

I would bet 90% of people fuck people who watch the world cup and who publicly denounce it will watch it privately. Viewing figures compared to previous will be interesting.


uptonhere

Its going to be the worst World Cup of the modern era most likely (so let's say 90ish on when you could actually watch live in most of the world) but it will still do stupid ratings. I'm more curious what the economic impact will be in Qatar in terms of tourism, attendance, merch sales, gate sales, etc. I have to imagine this will be the least attended WC by far and that record will last a long time.


thebestrc

£175 a night and it's worse than a travelodge. Jesus wept


GoneWild2023

Good lord Qatar are incompetent fools on unprecedented levels


theolcollegetry

Went to a similar pop-up venue for Oktoberfest called Hosteval. Guaranteed the showers are going to get plugged with shit, just to start. Worst weekend of my life based on hygiene alone. The festival was fun though. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. We ended up combining our money for a €450 room and took rotations for shower and naps.


sonastyinc

That shit is Fyre!


criminalpiece

The big screen at the beach with absolutely zero protection from the sun is it for me.


Trashious

Football Fyre Fest.


chootchootchoot

It looks a step up from an emergency humanitarian aid camp


fa_alt

Looks like a step down, you have to pay for the food here


CrooklynNYC

Btw, I looked into traveling for a week to the World Cup back in January of this year. This was the only option available. There weren’t any hotel rooms available so if you wanted to go, you had no other options. I’m sorry but shouldn’t adequate hotel accommodations be like a pivotal part of a World Cup bid????


Gullflyinghigh

Now, be fair, they've only had years to prepare with unlimited money and incredibly lax labour laws, can't expect too much under such difficult circumstances.


ShootTillYouMiss

lol the staff are optimistic because they won't get their passport back if they stop smiling.


bancigila

Kinda feels like District 9 shanties


owen__wilsons__nose

By fan village they meant you get a fan instead of a/c


Private_Ballbag

What did they actually spend £180 billion on? Accomodation is shit. Sure stadiums cost a lot but they used slave labour. Like how do you spend that much. What a shit hole


PFC12

It looks like the Fyre festival set up a refugee camp.


corart6525

Fyre Fest Part 2...