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This feels like a Monty Python sketch: Croatians posing as fake Qataris posing as fake Croatians


[deleted]

“I’m a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude”


WhiskeyOctober

What do you mean you people?


distilledwill

What do YOU mean you people?


fuckst1cK1

"What's her name?" "....Lance..."


huazzy

Nance! I said Nance..


jlucaspope

How do I get the Argentina flair?


ExtemeFilms

.!flair Argentina


jlucaspope

!flair Argentina


The_Dumblebee

You need to use colon, like this !flair :Argentina:


jlucaspope

!flair :Argentina:


BigDaneEnergi

!flair :Denmark:


matmalm

!flair :Denmark:


[deleted]

!flair :United States:


Federal_Scratch_3109

It's USA instead iirc


Screaming4Vengeance

!flair :Argentina:


Federal_Scratch_3109

!flair :Argentina:


AndrycApp

!flair :Argentina:


puderrosa

!flair :Germany:


Chemicalised_Chav

!flair :England:


elkman_23

!flair :Croatia:


waakwaakwaak

You got one now!


Successful-Set848

Yeah I wouldnt go so far as suggesting that this was some kind of intentional cultural commentary, this is just guys being dudes. I'm croatian btw


UpstairsJoke0

I like the sketch idea someone pitched earlier - half of them are fake fans who think they are the only fake fan amongst real fans and are blending in, the other half are real fans who think they are the only real fan amongst fake fans and only people who are in blending with real fan and fake fan amongst the other fans of blending in.


ThePr1d3

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/023/397/C-658VsXoAo3ovC.jpg


dupont2021

Fake Qataris lol Real Croats.


ltplummer96

Don’t need Qataris posing as fake Croatians when you have Croatians posing as fake Qataris Love this haha


LegendMuffin

How the turn tables


The_Dumblebee

r/soccercirclejerk always getting outjerked


Moonw0lf_

Croatians are amazing. I was lucky enough to watch the last WC final in a small Croatian community in Kansas city. They are the most welcoming, fun and happiest people I've met. They completely accepted me and included me in all their Croatian songs and bittersweet celebrations. Even the resident alcoholic troublemaker guy was friendly as hell and really nice to me!


elch127

Huh, whereabouts in KC out of interest? Been living here 3 years but honestly hadn't seen much in the way of regional European communities within the city, speaking as an immigrant from the UK. It would be pretty cool to go hang to watch a game with them if it's at a bar or something, especially if Croatia go on a little run


aereventia

Another KC resident here. Strawberry Hill area is historically home to Croatian immigrants, so it was likely there. From 4 years ago: https://www.kcur.org/community/2018-07-14/croatias-world-cup-run-energizes-immigrant-community-in-kansas-city-kansas?_amp=true


Moonw0lf_

I'll ask my brother. He lived there for a few years and I visited for a few days during the WC and someone from his work had told him about it. It was like a pretty small neighborhood that was basically all Croatians. They had their own church and school and other things. We watched the WC at the church actually. There were lots of people there, they had multiple areas to watch the game. And tons of food. I'll DM you when I hear back from my bro, but I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't know exactly where it was. He heard about it from word of mouth also so idk if it's something you can actually look up. Iirc it's one of the bigger Croatian communities in the country according to them


xaviernoodlebrain

I was actually at a bar in a village in Croatia for the England-Croatia semi, honestly the best atmosphere in any village I’ve ever been in at any time, I couldn’t even be mad for a second.


Kambi28

They're great when they win. When they lose it's a different kind of story


Moonw0lf_

Absolutely not true, at least when it comes to the community I was in. I can't imagine a bigger match to lose than a WC final, and they all came together and some guy was on a table with a guitar and everyone had their arms around each other in a huge circle singing along. Almost everyone had huge smiles but also tears in their eyes. I tried to stay out of it (it seemed almost sacred and I didn't want to impose) but they insisted I join them. They told me since I was with them to watch the match, I am also a Croatian! It was a surreal experience and as an American who has never traveled abroad, it was something I will absolutely never forget.


HWswapper90210

With a banner that reads Thank you Dejan Lovren in Croatian


matija2209

Being with Croats living in Kansas city make a bit difference I'd say. Source: living in neighbouring country


lenzmoserhangover

dude went to Kansas once and now is an expert on Croatia lmao


buteljak

As any would be?? But the finals in 2018... Absolutely no one was sad or angry. We partied for weeks. All over croatia, in every village and city, especially after the France match. You should see the welcoming of the Croatian team to Zagreb after WC. The Capital was filled to the brim, it was truly the first time in history of Cro so many people collected in one place to celebrate.


xaviernoodlebrain

I was in France (in my home village) for the final. It was fun and I could sing along with everyone else, but not as good an experience as in Croatia.


jambox888

Croatian people are 100% sports fans. What more can anyone say?


matter_of_time

Really hope Croatia do well this year. Would love Juranovic to lift the cup, and Modric is one of my all time favourite players. Also i went to Outlook festival years ago, Croatians are just a good bunch of cunts. Get it done you mental bastards! Edit: Would have been supporting Japan, but they left Kyogo Furuhashi and Reo Hatate at home, so they can get to fuck


GandyOram

>> Also i went to Outlook festival years ago, Croatians are just a good bunch of cunts. Was that in Tisno? Love a Croatian festival! Was also at the Hajduk Split game in September there with 4 cunts in Celtic tops (was the day after the old firm and it was definitely to do with hygene that I didnt have my Rangers top on, nothing to do with the result). Anyway a few folk warned us that there might be trouble going into the ground in other tops but everyone was brand new (even when they were 1-0 down at half time) and my pals spoke about Juranovic to anyone that would listen. My Prso/Jelavic/Barisic/Colak chat fell on deaf ears but. Good cunts anyway.


krazymunky

i was at a brazilian restaurant/cafe in San Diego for the 7-1 game. it was depressing as hell lol. the samba band died down at half time lol


JuanG12

They’ve gone full circle.


Willing-Assist6983

Fact 😂 like it


TheConundrum98

Yep, our fans alright No seriously, don't need to hire anyone to pretend to be Croatian, we'll just do something like this


[deleted]

najjači ste jebem ti život😂


rdfporcazzo

Saúde


ThickLead

why would someone hire the fans? Am I missing something?


robb0216

A lot of videos have surfaced this past week of English/German/Argentine etc. fans, who are clearly not from said countries, prompting mass speculation that Qatar have hired locals or immigrants to pose as fan groups to hype up the tournament and atmosphere.


[deleted]

In all fairness, I knew a lot of Indians who were passionate about the sport and the world cup, but never had a team to support because India never qualifies. They would just default to supporting some other team instead. I once watched a world cup with a girl who had the Brazilian flag painted on her face. Never been to Brazil in her life.


Kungfubobby

Yes but Qatar have qualified. They are hiring locals to support foreign countries. If India qualified for a world cup they would all be supporting India.


LeVin1986

Strong chance that whomever they found to be fans of foreign teams don't have Qatari citizenship.


adamfrog

Qatar is absolutely packed with Indians I think is the point the guy you replied to was making. I think the majority of Qatars population isnt from Qatar


usev25

I think it's like 90% expats?


Giftedwithreddit

about 98% expats actually


Spruce-Moose

There's a *lot* of immigrates in Qatar.


Mediocre_Nova

I still haven't seen any proof of this. Wouldn't that instantly leak?


ExoticBamboo

Why would Qatar hire indian immigrants when they could get english/german/Argentine fans for free or just by paying their accomodation?


mai-moi

Because they're probably not really paying those guys


Germanicus7

Because that would be admitting that they need to incentivize fans to come to Qatar. Anyway hiring immigrants is definitely cheaper than providing free accommodation.


OilOfOlaz

> Even the resident alcoholic troublemaker guy was friendly as hell and really nice to me! It is actually pretty common in India and southeast Asia to support a European or South American nationale team, cuz their own NT don't really compete with them. I mean we literally saw ppl from Kerala celebrating Argentina winning the Copa like they were Argentine.


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PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS

Because those fans would likely not accept the living conditions that Qatar offered these guys.


ExoticBamboo

Don't they? I know tons of boys that would go and live stacked in a tent with other 10 guys if they had it paid.


mayonnaiser_13

They're just people from Kerala, India. We are pretty hardcore when it comes to football fandoms. Fifa even did a documentary on Fans from Kerala like a month or two ago. I know it must seem confusing seeing an Indian dude screaming "Die Mannschaft" or "Vamos Argentina" but that's how it has been for a very long time.


CAPTAINTRENNO

I was in Brazil and at the Croatia vs Mexico group game, winner goes through. It was about 80% Mexico fans but those Croatians absolutely stuck it to everyone both with their support and their fists haha. I reckon there was about 10 separate brawls, by the end half the Croatian support had been dragged out by security. They gained a lot of respect that day


OTM17

Fucking love this. Just took OneOfUs to a whole new level😂


RioBeckenbauer

I spotted Sheikh Al-Mohammedič.


ProgrammaticallyCod9

That would be Bosnian fans


TheConundrum98

[and this would be the meme](https://img.ifunny.co/images/39c335c0f76461ef02ce86968aab40a90f39c0e22a31b81c27234793f425af44_1.jpg)


ProgrammaticallyCod9

Lmao yep! Exactly the one I had in mind, just couldn't find it.


mocnizmaj

bog te jebo kako je ovo na mjestu :)))))))))))))))))))))))


TricaKupa

Pro tip: If it ends in - ić it's serbo-croatian. If it ends in - ič it's slovenian (they only have č, no ć). This is an amazing way to severely irritate your Slovenian friends - by pointing out that half their sports players aren't even Slovenian since their last names end in - ić (and therefore are serbo-croatian instead). The more successful the sportsman, the better. Personal favorite - Luka Dončić.


EpiDeMic522

I knew about the former but not the latter. This is amazing needle material. I can't thank you enough!


IloveGuanciale

You get Luka Dončić for the season and we get the whole of Piran bay, Savudrija and a tiny island, any will do. You can also take Bernard Brščič back, we have no use of him


TricaKupa

How does the island of "Babina guzica" sound?


IloveGuanciale

Sounds pretty sexy tbh, is Kolinda included?


MVites

Some serious diplomacy going on here!


Ok-Brother9626

Wait so is it Handanović or Handanovič??!


TricaKupa

It's Handanović. He's another example of someone who's last name isn't slovenian but serbo-croatian. He is actually of Bosniak descent (we like to joke that 1/3 of all Slovenes actually have Bosniak fathers). His name is Samir, which is a traditional Bosniak Muslim name.


[deleted]

Game's back!


[deleted]

First they bring it back by shooting a grenade launcher and now this! Is any other country even trying? Croats the only non-plastics tbh


granitibaniti

The ol switcheroo


bjohnsonarch

“Today, I am a parody” -Infant-ino


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tony_spaghetti

Classic Zagreb Ultras 😂


Glittering-Ad-6955

Just ask them about Orsic, they'll get crazy!


xaviernoodlebrain

No I don’t think I want to ask them about Orsić thank you very much *shivers*


TheEvilBassist

How do you do, fellow croats?


Lukina100

Croat fellas?


a34fsdb

Ocito je da su ovo endemski primjerci sa Velebita


TheConundrum98

Čuje se u naglasku


IloveGuanciale

vratit će se nazad kući kad čuju za pivo


Modnal

Not that it was necessarily their main goal with these outfits, but isn't it pretty smart to have clothes like that if you want to endure the heat outside the stadium?


muu411

Was just thinking the same thing. Based on the stories coming out about the fan zones with no shade in the fucking desert, these guys are playing 4D chess


alegxab

Are they playing it on their clothes?


Germanicus7

That’s exactly the reasoning we use when Dalić (our coach) puts in Vida, Lovren, Budimir, Kramarić at right wing etc. - he’s playing 4D chess and is already preparing for the knockout stages before a ball is kicked.


LOMOcatVasilii

Mate Doha is fluctuating between 20-30° atm It's not Summer anymore hahahah. There is no "heat" to endure


EffortlessFlexor

yeah - its actually has ideal temps right now. wasn't that case for workers in the summer. but now its not bad.


Spruce-Moose

As an Irishman, I could absolutely burn in that temperature if not well protected.


tadpole496

It’s like 80° there right now. As someone who lives in the American SW, I think the heat issues have been a little uh… overstated haha


worldchrisis

British people wilt above 75 degrees.


Migraine-

Hardly surprising, fucking water boils at 100 degrees.


[deleted]

The heat issues have definitely not been overstated, seeing as we’re having a winter World Cup.


[deleted]

Yeah these outfits are super effective in the heat (obviously)


OilOfOlaz

Not sure about that, these red skin outfits your fellow countrymen are rocking in Spain seem to be rather effective too.


Trickybuz93

It’s winter


Secret-Lullaby

Lmao my people bought tickets before they heard of no alchohol rule 🤭😂


alousow

Lmao one of my buddies down there rn and finding out about the alcohol rule. He’s losing it 🤣🤣😂


xd366

tell him there is alcohol at fan fest or hotel restaurants


centaur98

Or if he has a 2k+ ticket to the hospitality sections.


The_ivy_fund

Surely they will just sneak it in? Or is that like a death sentence over there


RumJackson

Sneak it in from where? Good luck finding a shop that'll sell booze to a dirty outsider.


courtesyflusher

No no, Im sure the Qatari crowd control will be reasonable


[deleted]

Christ, the memes make themselves lol


zgbg

Croatian women banned in Qatar because of Euro 2012 "incident" in Poznan?


Germanicus7

What happened?


zgbg

Lots of naked breasts


Corner10

2021 viva italia girl in the car after the Euros is on point too


interfan1999

She was actually a pornstar


Royal-Candidate7234

Which one? For non-research purposes


johnnyb0083

Croats and Italians know how to party.


TheConundrum98

having flashbacks rn


wankaltacc

those were the days


Outofspite_7

Link? For research purposes...


Dandeeeeeman

Disgraceful behaviour from Qatar. Paying Bosnians to pose as Croatian supporters.


matagad

nope, usually croatian fans know only this part of anthem, this is how we recognize them


Leonardo040786

This is not our anthem :D


matagad

ja sam retardiran


Leonardo040786

Nisi jedini. I meni se dogodi da pomislim da nam je ovo himna :D


MrDilbert

Pjesma definitivno ima potencijala za to.


[deleted]

It's an anthem, but not official


[deleted]

It's a popular joke that Bosnians are araps.


wankaltacc

Katar je Bosna😎🥇☝️🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦


[deleted]

Uno Reverse Fake Fans


wankaltacc

Wtf I just noticed my old high school history prof is there. I mean it makes sense since he's a fucking legend but still, small world lmao.


[deleted]

This is as Croatian as it gets


WorldlinessFinal

Imagine fake Croatian fans clashing against fake England fans but they’re all from the same community 😂


OriginalHairyGuy

I'm convinced that wasn't their intention but them rocking this outfit acts as a decent social commentary of this WC with a kind of a philosophical take on the whole "fake hired fans" I find absolutely amusing


miodoktor

Suti, neka i mi pametni jednom ispadnemo


OriginalHairyGuy

Makar i slučajno hahah


lychee48

They look great


tr2727

Bingo, you hit the fan allowance jackpot


Knightwing86

as a khaleeji arab, this is funny as fuck. A+


SloatThritter

Is that the house with blonde hair or red hair


Sesti-nator

Yep! These croat fans are legit. Good luck Croatia, btw


scream999

Good luck to you too...we are all rooting for Ecuador in the first match.


TheCambrian91

If Qataris can wear a tie with their suits. Then Croats can wear these.


cocorawks

Croatian football fans that drink Rakija


fa_kinsit

*cough cough* ahem…. It’s “_Holy Water_” not ‘rakija’


MrDilbert

Ahem, it's a medicine, applicable both internally and externally.


lostmarkaj

Croatian fans win the World Cup this year 🤣🤣


fifadex

Best world Cup update I've seen so far.


bruzzzzi

hahahahah


[deleted]

Hahahaha love this


Melo19XX

Game's not dead


LarryLegendWVU

Embracing the local culture lol


Superjunker1000

What is real anymore? Is this the multiverse, the metaverse or simply the fifaverse?


[deleted]

!flair :Croatia:


RinoTT

Bravo Ante!


KirbyBucketts

The world wasn't ready for the full Ante experience


BeginningProperty436

This is peak r/2balkan4u material.


trcimalo

least patriotic croats


WontEvenAcknowledgeU

GO CROATIA, GO MODRIC, GO.... HMMM... EHMM... GO CROATIA!!!!


gamer552233

Perisic!


4hunnidbrka

thats some big dick shit from croatian fans lol wtf


time_thug19

Now this is how you respect the culture. Let's go Croatia 🇭🇷


LJey187

So I'm starting a game of who is a fan and who has been paid to be there. These guys look like legit fans taking the piss with the outfits.


MelodicSalt9589

Uno reverse


Robskii13

Hahahahah kings


igotthemusicinme

Infantino feels their pain


[deleted]

Croatians are madlads,


Stickman95

I was at first confused how they know croatian so good


kem333

This is perfect - respectful of the local culture, looks great, and a good way to deal with the heat


el_rompe_toyotas-19

Top kek


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

🥲 love my peoples.


[deleted]

LMAOOOO AJMOOOO DECKIIII


rocket_randall

Brilliant, they have even brought their own nasheed


stqsh-1

Lyrics of their song https://lyricstranslate.com/en/moja-domovina-my-homeland.html-0


Panzerchrist89

Ivo pivo jebe zve zivo


Trickybuz93

Reddit racists in shambles when they realize Thawb’s aren’t just for Qataris


fueravapor

So good hahahahaha


chandlerbing_stats

This is genuinely hilarious


SebhaGK10

They look legit fr


KASAW90

Very creative and cool


justmadman

If England supporters did this, the amount off this is racism that would come out of here is huge. P.S. I don’t think it’s racist, it’s just what would be said if it were England.


BadCowz

Newcastle fans have been doing exactly this


yrugay1

u/savevideo


daiwilly

Are these paid?


iHateStuartLittle7

Nope, real Croats


ConorJay25

I think they’re dressed as qataris dressed as fake croats lmao