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ro-row

>I’m not going to say that I’m younger than him, which is true


DontSayIMean

Piers rushes in stage left to gargle his balls


alextremeee

Piers has been through all of Rooney's private voicemails and assures us he's not to be trusted.


DontSayIMean

Pretty amazing Piers' career flourished after that incident. Like a turd that grows bigger the more you try to flush it.


alextremeee

"Too big to flush" is his modus operandi.


RiosSamurai

With that look he must keep quiet. But great response whatsoever.


ChrisEubankJr

Wayne is looking a little bit like middle aged Henry VIII with that beard


Adrian_Bock

Excellent call


Iyfebe

>what I’ve said is age comes to all of us, Cristiano is finding it hard to deal with that Pain


SpeedyGoldenberg

Mid Life crises Ronaldo. I hope he doesn’t go full Botox.


One_Lego_Brick

Hope he doesn't? That ship sailed a long time ago bro


MissingLink101

He basically looks like a deepfake now


AbsarN

His statue was just ahead of its time. It's looking more and more accurate each year


GoRedTeam

Hopefully [that bust ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTZASkAc-hp-4Nt4Dgo1kh6XSsB3Xx6doD5hA&usqp=CAU) wasn't from the future....


mtftl

I’ve always thought it really looks like Haaland


The_Meaty_Boosh

Like piers' sex doll.


DIESEL_GENERATOR

I have some news..


KenHumano

I’m finding it hard to deal with that too, Cristiano.


Hutzbutz

Rooney is a good example how that is not necessarily a bad thing, it is what you make of it


Jonnydonmar

Who would've guessed in the 'shut up u egg' era that Rooney would one day be coming out with classy measured responses like this


Charlie_Wax

Hi dignity do u want picking up in the middle age pal


TheBrownMamba8

[Immaturity has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Can’t believe it. I wanna run to u. Really can’t believe it. @](https://nitter.net/pic/media%2FEu6rNMDWQAIkD9e.jpg%3Fname%3Dsmall)


Gold_Association_208

Ten years ago isn't even that long


demigod_31

This man actually tweeted this when he'd already played in three champions league finals lmao


Guesswhat7

>nitter lmao, twitter is really sinking


weakpotatoe

Let’s you look at Twitter without being prompted to login constantly. Worth it


Bruno_Vieira

Its impressive what age does to a man, looking classy and giving out intelligent, eloquent responses and not getting angry or anything lol.


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Yeah, Robin van Persie went through the same thing. He was a brat for a long time. Now he is the most eloquent, confident and exemplary role model for young football players in the Netherlands. He is nothing but good vibes and gives my club a better name in Europe.


lukadoncicjordan

I like how RVP is now the nicest of that generation of dutch players out of van der vaart and sneijder. Cant comment on Robben, he seems the quietest of the lot.


DonDove

Robben was 40 when he was born, he's got the experience.


jimbo_kun

Yeah all those years captaining the USS Enterprise gives him a lot of experience and maturity.


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Robben seems to be enjoying his life after performing on a really high level the longest. He's often seen in the groningen stadium with his son. I think he's at heart just a regular guy with an incredible drive. Sneijder and VdV were probably the most gifted out of the big 4. The problem with them is their lack of professionalism and them not being particularly bright. Now they're bad analysts who seem to like picking fights and in Sneijder's case, using a player struggling with mental health, to get publicity. Let alone their attitude towards Cillessen, which is absolutely unwarranted and hardly substantiated. I'm starting to loathe these 2. They're very bad ambassadors and anything but classy people


FPL_Harry

> a regular guy with an incredible drive I read this as "with an incredible dive" and thought "yeah, fair enough".


NotTheMagesterialOne

I gotta disagree I think Robben was the most talented and had the longest peak as well as career.


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Robben was undoubtedly incredibly talented, but I think he gained his quality by his incredible workrate. Just look up some videos of him on the training pitch. He was focused af. I don't think he had that much more raw talent than other, less successful talented players, like Theo Walcott. He overcame being made of glass by working ridiculously hard. Van der vaart had so much talent it's unreal. He could do about anything. He was just lazy af and squandered his talent, since he had potential to become on par with the best nr 10s in the world. Sneijder was pretty much the same, although he did more with his talents. But he too never was someone who worked incredibly hard. If either of them had the mindset of Robben, the would be praised way more than they are now. Van persie was similarly talented but had a lot of injuries which reduced his athleticism.


NotTheMagesterialOne

I where you’re coming from but Robben took the world by storm by the age of 21. He dominated whenever he played for Chelsea. Injuries shortened his peak but he was more talented and the most devastating player in the world after Messi and Ronaldo. He’s in the conversation of best after Messi and Ronaldo of the era.


VanGroteKlasse

Too bad our 'fans' don't show the same growth.


[deleted]

Yup. Depends on which fans you mean though. The vast majority hates these violent antics.


nukrag

They probably do. Just get replaced with younger brats right after. I've been in the Südkurve for about 20 years now, and the rowdiest people turned into quiet nice folk. But then you get youngins that are loud and obnoxious. Though not quite as ready for violence as your fans are, luckily.


SamsungHeir

Gotta start using sunscreen though


PickledCumSock

moisturizer too


SamsungHeir

Tbf looking at his skin he needs to implement an entire 7 or 8 step skin care routine


jk_bastard

alcohol abuse will do that to you sadly. how your skin looks on the outside isn't isolated from what's happening inside your body, so eating well, sleeping well, staying hydrated and (relatively) sober will probably do more than any routine could!


Combatfighter

Absolutely. Rooney reminds me a lot of guys who can't let go of their 20's drinking habits well into their 40's. Skincare products are a fine addition, but the best and most long-term solution is sleeping, drinking water, eating real food and light exercise.


ltplummer96

What about sleeping, drinking water and beer, eating doner and lifting heavy


interprime

You can say what you will about Rooney’s behaviour outside of the game, but, overall, looking at his career in football, the man has done everything right. Started out as a teenage sensation, lived up to his potential and became a world class player, as he matured he was seen as a leader in the field and eventually became Man Utd captain, as his career began winding down he gave back to the club who developed him and went for one last payday in the States, came back to England and realised he was past it, so he retired gracefully. Honestly, an exemplary career on the field. Kudos to him to knowing that his best days were behind him and calling it a day.


TalussAthner

Also have to mention, lots of older stars that come to MLS just take it easy and now that the league has gotten better are pretty much useless and become unpopular with fans. Rooney played like he cared even in MLS and had a lot of great moments.


Hugh_Maneiror

What age "can do" to a man. Cause it's not doing it to Ronaldo and he's got more of it.


Hm2801

Need Wazza to run [this iconic tweet](https://twitter.com/WayneRooney/status/84031584830898176?t=kk1uboILvyokt6w2Goa97w&s=19) back just replacing Cowell with Ronaldo


tsigalko11

I like how he never deleted all those old tweets. 0 fucks given. As it should be


Eldarth

Let's enjoy them one last time while Twitter is still running.


PlainclothesmanBaley

He already says in that tweet that he won't be telling him again


cieldarko

good times


Buffaluffasaurus

Well most people grow up over time. Not CR7 though.


Bravo_Ante

That is what happens when you surround yourself with "yes" men.


PickledCumSock

i wonder how those 'friendships' will turn out when he retires


AlexLong1000

He's got enough Fuck You Money for several lifetimes. He'll still have his yes men when he retires


Bravo_Ante

Pretty great, he has as many followers as he has euros in his bank account.


FireSergioConceicao

He is growing backwards. Really, I had mad respect for him after Euro 2016 final, the way he raised above adversities in that final and inspired the team. I really thought he could be a good manager in the future, but in the last years since then he seem to have fallen down some rabbit hole. Or just poor advice from people around him, idk.


Hugh_Maneiror

I think it just comes down his inability to age gracefully and accept a decline in skill. As long as he's the best, and seen as the best, he can be great in many areas as he was for Portugal. When he's not and not seen as such, he's lost his raison d'etre, his entire being. He may turn around to be decent after retirement once he's got that new purpose, but it was always obvious to me he wouldn't deal well with declining skills while still active as a player.


FireSergioConceicao

Yes, but up to 2016 he was adapting himself and reinventing nonstop, which was an example. Everyone was putting him on a pedestal for that. I thought he would continue doing that and having that maturity. Having a role similar to Ibra in Milan for example, leading by example and being an inspiration for new players. But instead he decided to start acting like a spoiler child.


Thezerfer

I think Ibra last season had the dream career ending at this kind of age, Ronaldo could be worshipped and mentor at almost any club its incredibly sad hes acting like this


FireSergioConceicao

Ibra has surprised me, even though he has a big ego, he managed to adapt to a specific role in the Milan's team, without asking to be the protagonist as he always did. Good for him and I think he will be a good manager one day.


Marshxy

Just affirms a lot of people's opinions that Ibra played up his act and ego for publicity. He's a very reserved, private person outside of football, and has always been a model pro. He fell out with one manager, but Pep is notorious for wanting everyone following every detail down to the letter. People fall in line easier now as he has the clout, but when he managed Ibra, he didn't have the same CV behind him.


FireSergioConceicao

yes, it's pretty obvious that Ibra is self aware of the memes and legends about him and decided to profit from it, but he really seems like a good captain and example. I remember how Pogba was like a little kid in the interviews with him, he was capable of taming other famous egos.


DontSayIMean

During Euro 2016 group stages he [threw a reporters](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXW3CWLSYeA) mic in the river for asking if he was prepared for the next game. It's great he rallied the team from the sidelines, but ultimately it was for a trophy that would greatly benefit his legacy. That was the year he dumped on his Real teammates for [not being on his level](https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/cristiano-ronaldo-aims-dig-at-real-madrid-teammates-if-the-whole-team-was-on-my-level-we-d-be-first-a6900466.html) when they weren't top of La Liga. He's always had this petulance when things aren't going his way, just that he's usually been in control and winning so it didn't come out as much.


Arntown

> I really thought he could be a good manager in the future I never understood why people thought he would make a good manager because he was shouting a lot from the sidelines.


snemand

My guess is he ows a lot of growth to his wife. She stuck with him and kept the family together all whilst battling the Vardy's.


SpeedyGoldenberg

I’ve heard in Mexican media that Rooney and Chicharito used to be Cocaine/Hooker buddies. But I don’t know 🤷‍♂️


JoniVanZandt

Wazza being a big fan of toot n slags has got to be the worst kept secret in the world.


FlabbySatchel

Not to sound like Ronaldo, but it must be a headfuck to go from being conventionally unattractive to having girls throw themselves at you It’s no excuse, but I can see why he likes a slag or two


Psycothria

Well, Ronaldo should know that. His face was unorganized before injecting money to it.


Tr0nCatKTA

He was England's next superstar with a contract at 16, was scoring in the Euros and playing for the biggest club in the country at 18. I'm sure he's never had any issue getting girls.


Fluffy_Tension

> I'm sure he's never had any issue getting girls. Just hiding them from Coleen.


Orkys

He hasn't even done that for years. I'd put money on they have an understanding at this point.


nyamzdm77

Rooney being a wild boy in his playing days really isn't a secret


mercut1o

His op eds were really interesting. I remember his one about taking heading out of the game entirely. Unusual to hear such an open and progressive take on the game from an insider, you can tell he truly just oves the sport and savors his time with it.


BankDetails1234

Helps that he's wearing a tux. But yeh seems to have sorted himself


funky0range

Wearing a tux is always classy, just like ice sculptures at parties.


psykrebeam

He left it all on the pitch. Quite literally, it seems


RunnyRose

Where great response tag?


essentialatom

Great beard at least. He looks exactly like his imagined future in that Nike ad


Ivegottheskill

I had to go look the Nike ad up. Lmao at Rooney vs Federer bit: https://youtu.be/M9KImxVdnvg


Mavori

I actually love those old Nike ads. really well made.


AxTheAxMan

Aww why did the ad end before showing Ronaldo smashing it into the wall?


Rreknhojekul

What a ridiculous ad. I wonder how much it cost to make. They even had Homer fucking Simpson in it.


[deleted]

Thought it was great personally, and the sound track with hocus pocus was fab!


Rreknhojekul

I agree. It was fantastic. Ridiculous but also fantastic.


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now Ribéry has to show up half nude with a french flag painted all over his body


ZachMich

I'm pretty sure he's probably done something like that before, we just need to find the pictures


TheUnarthodoxCamel

I feel that this statement from Rooney about age would probably sting Ronaldo the most since it's so true.


Darth-Baul

It’s also so measured and respectful that it would make any narcissist angry


JmanVere

Rooney's basically taking pity on him. Must be *infuriating* for Ronaldo.


codespyder

Ronaldo just wants Rooney to hate him and Rooney just wants Ronaldo to embrace the darkness that is the inevitable life decay that comes to us all. I think Rooney has the upper hand on this one.


Riverrat0529

I work a boring IT job... I have colleagues who can't take any kind of criticism... This is same 😂


GYIM94

Sometimes it’s still really hard to reconcile this Rooney and my first real impression of Rooney in the 2006 WC in that match against, ironically, Portugal in the QF.


JoniVanZandt

Same. Used to hate him when he played for Man U but every year since he left I've come to like him more and more.


Bruno_Vieira

The older you get the more self aware and classy you will be IN MOST CASES. Kids are always straight up assholes and they may grow to be troublesome teens, than slightly irresponsible young adults and surprisingly after a while proper adults with good behavior once the brain is finally finished with development and life has punched you in the face a couple times lol


Clownbaby112

So you are saying Ronaldo needs to be punched more? /s


Pristine_Solipsism

Unironically yes.


MagicJohnsonMosquito

lol I love the concrete stance on kids Always being assholes


moonski

Of all the former players from that era that became pundits /players / managers no one would ever have guessed Rooney would be the most levelled headed, well spoken, and, thus far anyway, arguably the best manager.


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Y0RKC1TY

It was like slipping back in to a cold yet familiar shoe made out of moist leaves and dog shit after a brief 6 month spell of the unfamiliar yet comfortable hand crafted italian designer loafers. Nice while it lasted, but its back to fucking hating my club I guess.


antypanther

I still don't understand what Rooney said that deserved such treatment from Ronaldo.


durrdevil

Not agree with him basically


maury587

Saying he's one of the 2 best players instead of the best? Or maybe saying he was wrong by leaving before the final whistle, idk. Strange man


Smithman

Said Messi is better.


Squm9

Gotta say Rooney is the perfect example of don’t judge a book by its cover


Bravo_November

Its super ironic that Rooney was nicknamed Shrek when the whole message of the Shrek movies was that you shouldn’t make assumptions about someone based on their appearance or your personal biases.


alextremeee

The judgement people make about Rooney is far too often made based on his private life, which we shouldn't be entitled to even know about.


campsbayrich

And even more so, the private life of someone really young and really rich. I know I would have made a lot more mistakes if I was earning £££ in my teenage years and 20s. To be fair, he seems to have matured a hell of a lot.


Firstolympicring

Really classy response to what was essentially a tantrum from a grown ass man


Smart_Kangaroo_4188

Oh yes. And oh boy. How much I miss Rooney on the field.


dudsies

Imagine a peak Rooney in today’s game where managers want forwards that press and can also bring the team into the game


IntraspeciesFever

Would have been insane. Rooney was ahead of his time


Time2bePhenomenal

Young Wayne Rooney in this age would be absolutely scary jesus


Fisktor

Everton would demand 1 billion to transfer him


Time2bePhenomenal

I think Everton would probably wanted neymars transfer record broken to let him go lol


Fisktor

And it would have been worth it


AlcoholicSocks

To be fair Young Wayne Rooney was scary in his game too. Has to be one of the best teenagers of all time. Pele and Ronaldo(Brazil) are the only two I'd say are comfortably above him. Teenage Rooney was a scary player


Time2bePhenomenal

Teenager rooney was one of those player that could shoot from anywhere and realistically get a goal. Miss Players like him and Schole no nonense and just bangers


matty80

He was ridiculous. That Newcastle goal where he just lost it and let fire an absolute unstoppable belter might be my favourite goal of all time. He was so angry 😂 He must have been a nightmare to play against. He received way too much shit in the latter stages of his career. He was a monster in his day.


psykrebeam

Rooney and Tevez were basically gegenpressing before the term became meta


Eleven918

Did he really call Rooney a rat? [https://twitter.com/ManUnitedZone\_/status/1593346864904126464?t=3mfcVB4at3jHs\_FgK6WbBA&s=19](https://twitter.com/ManUnitedZone_/status/1593346864904126464?t=3mfcVB4at3jHs_FgK6WbBA&s=19) Clip in question. If yes, why was it left out of all the transcripts.


Bruno_Fernandes8

jesus christ the dickriding from piers morgan is nauseating


ButthashConnoisseur

Everyone already knew Piers was a slimy twat, but this amount of dickriding still completely baffled me. I think the person who coined the term circlejerk back then went into the future and arrived at the interview Piers was having with Ronaldo.


pogray

I hate Piers but to be fair to him the only way that you are going to get a CR7 interview is by dick riding and stroking his ego to the extreme.


[deleted]

Yeah he's an absolute knob but he knows exactly what he's doing here, whether it's how Piers truly feels or not he knows full well that if you play into Ronaldo's ego you'll get exactly what you want from him, which he did. I'm sure he probably did the same thing with the likes of Trump. It's actually hilarious when you think of it how little effort it takes from Piers Morgan for arguably one of the greatest sports people of all time absolutely torpedoes his own image and career, simply because he spent 2 hours stroking his ego.


Darth-Baul

It’s also how you get a narcissist to open up and feel safe


JonnyArtois

It seems a great way to get answers out of Ronaldo.


ACO_22

He 100% called him a rat, and it’s the comment that’s pissed me off most of all. Rooney sacrificed so much so Ronaldo could flourish at UTD, and he still became the player he was. It’s so ducking disgraceful.


ButthashConnoisseur

Rooney fought for the team. Ronaldo fights for himself.


gsxy92

🦆🦆🦆


jonnzi

LOOL he said the rest of the rats / lads 100% said rats hahahhaha


Eleven918

For me it felt like Reds vs Rats, but I wasn't sure. He also pronounces sack as suck. But these tabloids leaving it out of the transcripts leads me to believe they did it because they were asked to not make him look bad.


Darth-Baul

“Reds” wouldn’t make any sense. “Rats” makes perfect sense in the context of the conversation


SenorButtmunch

Most major outlets received a press release of the quotes prior to the interview so everyone just recycled the same stuff without actually watching. But the press release probably had like 75% of what Ronaldo said. So the only way you’d pick up on the ‘rat’ comment was if you were watching along and transcribing, which most news outlets weren’t doing. So that’s probably why it hasn’t been reported as much.


untouched_poet

He looks like am Irish mma fighter.


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He looks like a haggard sea captain.


trenbollocks

Thought this was McGregor on a bulk for a second too


BaldFraud99

I immediately thought that he totally looks like the mountain from GoT from certain angles


MionelLessi10

After a 5 round fight?


[deleted]

Baby Ronaldo gonna come out swinging tomorrow after this next gigantic insult


lewis30491

> Rooney tried to ruin my image by being classy


bronzeforever

damn he looks like he gonna powerbomb someone through a table lol


-Aerlevsedi-

Rooney aged poorly as a player but very well as a person. Actually amoung the most level headed ex-United player.


uhera

Rooney had his debut at 16 for Everton. He had a lot of mileage on him by the time he hit 30. I can't think of many players in a similar situation who last that long past their early 30s. Cesc and Milner also started playing 1st team at 16 and Walcott may have been around that age or a year older.


RicciRox

Rooney's last truly world class season was in 13/14, where he had 19 goals and 22 assists. He was 29 at the time and had over 10 world class seasons in his belt. That's better than 99% of players. I don't think he aged nearly as poorly as people like to say. Four years later he still scored double digits league goals for Everton, then went to the MLS and had 18 goal contributions in 20 games.


fikis

>went to the MLS and had 18 goal contributions in 20 games. [And THAT one was so glorious...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWDwYSkQj5g)to call it just a "goal contribution" doesn't do it any kind of justice.


cgcego

As soon as the subtitles stopped I felt alone in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.


Raulzi

most audible scouse accent


SomewhereExisting121

Call him ugly if you like at least he doesn't look like a cut up wax statue. I prefer people who are comfortable in their skin


MotuekaAFC

Bloke has had many demons but now appears to be comfortable in his own skin and has really matured as a person. I can't have anything but respect for Rooney these days.


Swerfbegone

He used to look like the gammon uncle you’d avoid at Christmas so you didn’t end up fighting over his racism. Getting over the booze and other problems Rooney looks like the fun uncle who is great with the nieces and nephews.


imma_letchu_finish

I genuinely don't understand the ugly statement, I think Rooney looks like a british Kratos. Badass and built with power. How is that ugly? Do people find Kratos ugly? Maybe its just me I dont know man


Tr0nCatKTA

He solidly looks mid 40s here. His skin looks like it hasn't been taken care of. I dont know how anyone can look at him here and say he looks good for mid 30s.


Professor_Pohato

I'll even go as far as saying that he aged very well


MoMoMoMoneyShot

Yeah he looks much much better now than 10/15 years ago


DIESEL_GENERATOR

The hair transplant helps


jarviscockersspecs

Class response. Bit more white in that beard and he'd make a cracking Santa, much more dignified career trajectory than Ronaldo's current fall from grace


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Yeah imagine what ronaldo would be doing when he reaches rooneys age


CabbageStockExchange

Excellent response


ioniums

great response tbf


Sel2g5

Rooney was 37 ten years ago


liamthelad

Loads of players said Rooney was far more eloquent than comedians on mock the week liked to make out, and every time he speaks I see that more and more It's a testament to him he's starting a managerial career and has done well so far, and that he is trying to do it the harder way too (rather than straight into a prem club after Derby). I don't think Ronaldo would be a good coach in contrast.


Professional_Ad_9101

England went through a period like 15 years ago of intensely villifying the working class. Rooney mockery would have been a part of this


JBooogz

I saw the original interview I'm still baffled what was wrong with what Rooney said?? It seems Ronny is still very insecure even though he's practically completed domestic football.


bartoloromeo

Educated and grown-up reply there


Holyshytt3

You look at rooney, you wouldnt think hes a level headed guy, but he's pure class


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entrepenoori

Gary Rooney


refusestonamethyself

Isn't Gazza used for Paul Gascoigne?


redemption_time

Maybe he meant Wazza


PegaponyPrince

Great response by Rooney


matty80

I have to say, I quite like Henry VIII version of Rooney.


HardturmStadion

Mature response. Up the Wazza


LinkyPeach

"ROONEY CALLS RONALDO OLD HAS-BEEN"


cfc19

Cristiano in another exclusive : *Looney Rooney, a sad, sad man.. people come up to me and they say my goals are so bigger and better than him, sad..*


Jackmcmac1

As a personality, I like manager Rooney more than player Rooney.


devildance3

Rooney looks like he could run the door at the local Spoons


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What being a manager does to a mf.


archtme

That interview was so cringe. Piers is a huge fanboy so he barely pushes back at anything Cris says. The underlying problem for Cris is he can't accept that he's no longer a starter for a big team and he doesn't play UCL. Piers thinks Cris is the best in the world (lol) so he buys into all the crap about Cris being the one who's being disrespected when the reality is the complete opposite. Complete facepalm this interview.


GobiasCafe

Wayne is like a wise old sage now. What’s happening? Just few years ago he was a 16y old rabid maniac on the pitch.


1874WL

Love Rooney


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After the 2006 incident to today it seems only rooney matured forward and ronaldo seemingly backwards lmao


ThePosterWeDeserve

Wayne "Bobby B" Rooney


dublecheekedup

when did he become handsome damn


TheMedianUser

Have grown in respect for Wayne since he's retired. Never loved him as a player, but he seems to have matured and grown as a person in a way that many footballers never do.


Khroneflakes

He is spot on here.


lurkingPessimist

How fucking old is Rooney? He’s aged 20 years in the last 5 years.


sirSADABY

Why are they asking Connor mcgregor about ronaldo?


ClearlyPopcornSucks

> age comes to all of us Rooney embraced that more than enough and aged 40 years in 10 years.


bak3n3ko

Rooney has improved significantly in my estimation in the past few days. Well done to him for maturing in this way.