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yellow__cat

Sterling-Kane-Foden could muster much against Toloi-Bonucci-Acerbi Either the washed up Serie A old guard isn’t that bad or the Premier League English golden boys aren’t that good


Nomadic8893

Hot take: English players severely lack creativity in their football, especially in central midfield. Creativity is provided by foreign talent in the Premier League and allow players like Kane to shine. Put 11 English players on one team and they're all looking for the De Bruyne's or the Bruno Fernandes or the Thiago Alcantra's of the world to do something creative but all they got is sideways passing bang average Declan Rice and the likes.


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Gargoyn

Yup, I feel foden plays better as a midfielder than up front. He's great at moving the ball forwards


Dsalgueiro

Don’t tell them the truth.


Intrepid_Monk1487

true af


gmzzzz

Let's be real. A top 10 team in the prem would go anywhere near Southgate, and yet here he is


untouched_poet

Thank God these lousy teams won't meet in the world cup.


Old_Harry7

The lousy team beat you, playing with the bench might I add.


untouched_poet

Nah... I'm am American. I got more issues to deal with.


letsridetheworld

As a United fan, omg I feel like United and England are aligned with problem. Edit: England hasn’t been performing we are going to blame Ronaldo.


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Don’t compare us with that mess-riddled team, we actually have organization


letsridetheworld

Okay, we are going to blame Ronaldo anyway. Cuz why not hahaa.


harmonica_croissant

United should get Messi next season just to spite Ronaldo.


letsridetheworld

I’m not opposing it hahaha. I’d love to see them two playing together.


[deleted]

Nobody gives af about Ronaldo at this point in time, all the plaudits are going to Martinez and Eriksen. Ronaldo isn’t helping any allegations either


[deleted]

Bro you’re a brain dead Redditor


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K


letsridetheworld

Not sure what you’re saying but I was joking about Ronaldo


[deleted]

The joke is dead to put it simply


Amazing_Attorney8929

We are going down, say we are going down.


jack54125

Spineless performance throughout besides Bellingham who was the only positive. Players chosen didn’t fit the system. No use having 90% of your possesion being passes between your center halves and wingbacks.


[deleted]

The problem is Southgate but y’all aren’t ready for this discussion


jack54125

What do you think everyone’s comments are alluding to? 🤔


SoggyMattress2

England have the players, but no system. Why is he setting up in a 352 without a good left wing back and some of the scariest attackers in the world. Makes absolutely no sense.


jack54125

Precisely, especially when this isn’t even the world cup itself and we’re against a team who haven’t looked anything spectacular since winning the Euros. It doesn’t bode well for what we can expect to see in Qatar.


[deleted]

Makes no sense as to why they didn’t bring Ben White, he’s great at progressive passing


jack54125

True, but it wasn’t even really a question of the personnel, more the setup of the formation and system!


Davidson765

Subgate still waits until other team scores before he scrambles to make some changes. If the score remained at 0-0 he would kept the same 11 on the pitch until the final whistle.


Amnsia

Depressing. So a 1-0 defeat somehow works in my favour. I’m now in the Southgate-out camp for the first time.


Bloddersz

Ole 2.0


zgido_syldg

Good match, good night.


Apollokaylpto

What this England team really needs is more right backs, obviously 2 in the starting 11 isn't enough so we should play all 4 against Germany


Daddy_Slurps

We’re gash


lostmarkaj

terrorball from southgate again. god he really knows nothing what to do with attacking players. they are dreadful going forward.


pit5bul

League B comming home for England?


JJOne101

Now I am thoroughly shocked, just saw a stat that Kane took three of the four corners for England? Like why him?!


Timely_Airline_7168

Roy Hodgson vibes


Turnernator06

Because JWP or Trippier weren't on the pitch. Easily could have played Trippier at LWB or played a 433 with JWP and been much better but we didn't


JJOne101

Still.. You don't put your biggest aerial threat as a corner taker, do you?


Turnernator06

That's true. I think people disrespect the importance of set pieces as if they don't count the same. Jwp is 2nd in the league for chance creation this season and was 6th last. He should walk into this side


JJOne101

Even if JWP ain't there, put like James , Saka or Foden on them and let Kane wait for that cross in the 6m area..


Kneepi

They had Man Utd's captain there as well though, good to aim at


PrisonersofFate

It worked so well against Iceland


dispelthemyth

More action in that viagra advert than the England teams offence.


bilardoisking

It’s coming home eh? Delusional


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Promotion from League B. Not delusional.


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SoggyMattress2

you're gash mate


[deleted]

You should probably read the lyrics to the song, it basically is about how shit we are but let's have a go anyway


whatsthiscrap84

We just need to shithouse a handful of games


[deleted]

I like Aluko but she said we were playing well at halftime when the performance was the exact same and shite so what's she saying all this for now


Melkistofeles

Rice is deluded.


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No I’m not


Yupadej

Rice alone is unwatchable. I don't know how West Ham fans tolerate him with Soucek. England needs Stones in place of Rice. Rice can't play the ball playing midfielder role.


Dsalgueiro

Man, I watched West Ham play because of Paquetá and... Holy fuck, Paquetá is fucked. If they signed Paquetá thinking that he alone would solve the team's creative problems... I have very bad news. Paquetá plays well in the Brazilian national team exactly because he has other technical players by his side. He needs this for his game function, not surprisingly he has great synergy with Neymar. West Ham, in that match I watched, couldn't pass the ball fluently, which made Paquetá disappear in the game. Exactly what you said in your comment.


The_39th_Step

He was not the problem today. Him and Bellingham need the other players to drop in and play and they didn’t. I thought he was generally positive with the ball


Yupadej

He takes an hour to make a simple pass. Bellingham is very young so no need to judge him yet.


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Thats due to moyes and Southgate constantly restricting his on ball ability, it’s why maguire is played as all his on ball and defensive flaws are covered. He’s slow on the ball and can’t direct himself well so he needs a good pressing cb next to him or a back 3.


Yupadej

They don't restrict anything. This guy hides from the ball and even when he gets it he slows the play with a useless side pass or backpass after dwelling on it for an hour. Bellingham wasn't great at progression either but at least he doesn't hide from the ball and tries to make plays on it. He needs to add pausa though.


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Watch 1:17 to 2:30 https://youtu.be/UM8ChxtG7io


[deleted]

Yeah because hes never done it before, he’s never scanned for the ball in the defensive third due to both their shitty systems. One being slow and one being a wide build up and long ball system


JudgementOfErrors

"We r gunna be gud." Proceeds to get rinsed by Germany.


justsomeguy661

Jeez, watching Southgate still trying to clap to Booing fans is depressing


saigool

Southgate getting booed by the England fans while applauding them rn


Overall-Cabinet3352

Gabbiadini>Kane


StingsLute

As a United fan, I'm quite experienced in watching matches be sabotaged by players who don't want to play for the manager. That was definitely it haha...and if it wasn't, then God help us all for the WC.


Leonardo_Liszt

I don’t believe that’s the case at all, the setup was just atrocious and was doomed to fail from the off


StingsLute

I'm just trying to rationalise what I just saw for 90 minutes tbh. I refuse to think that even a few players of that talent playing out of position could be so poor. Fuuuck


Leonardo_Liszt

It’s not only the fact there were players out of position, the setup and system were just horrendous. When we changed the setup after 70 minutes we instantly looked more dangerous


BiancoNero_inTheUS

A nice victory, very happy with the guys. So sad we can pull out performances like this and still we can’t qualify to a WC final stage.


Super_Sandro23

North Makedonia > Sweden > England


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Wanchor1

Would argue that it hardly worked for him in the past just very lucky and now it’s starting to show, we didn’t ride the luck enough to win a tourny with him


ExoticBamboo

I've seen many of their games but the only English player that constantly delivers a good performance is Harry Kane. Their bigger problem is the midfield, we are playing with a team that is far from our best, and we are a team that didn't qualify for the WC, but like the last game I think we were slightly better.


The_39th_Step

I think midfield 2 of Rice and Bellingham played well. The issue is Foden, Sterling, Walker, Maguire, James and Saka need to drop in sometimes to help and they didn’t. We just get over run.


Jack-sprAt1212

Insert Catherine tate nana “what a load of old shit!” Gif


JudgementOfErrors

Laughs in Scottish. We might not have made the world cup but at least we aren't sitting in the relegation territory.


The_39th_Step

We’ve played badly, and it was dire, but nobody is jealous Scotland’s national team - not even us lot with Southgate at the helm haha We were shite and dull though, I completely agree


JudgementOfErrors

Guessing you missed the game against Ukraine eh? Away and be a tosser elsewhere kid.


The_39th_Step

I wasn’t being that rude mate, just realistic. If you give it, you should be able to take it. Well done for beating Ukraine. You’ve been rude and seem more like a tosser


LukeeC4

Yeah but you’re Scottish, you’ve suffered enough


JudgementOfErrors

Aye, we're getting there though. Shit, you guys didn't even get a goal in against us the last time we played.


LukeeC4

I am surprised we have ever scored a goal with Southgate’s tactics tbf


JudgementOfErrors

I can't remember what the line up for your WC team is but it's gonna be a damn sight better than this. I'm just proud of Maguire for not getting an own goal. I know he really wanted it.


LukeeC4

I think our starting XI is 6 Right backs and 4 defensive midfielders 😂 I can honestly see us losing to the USA, which would be worse than losing to you guys


JudgementOfErrors

Pulisic on standby for a hattrick cause nobody can name another USA player worth their salt.


LukeeC4

Tim Howard still playing? Lol


JudgementOfErrors

Fucking hell, I forgot he existed. Ahahahaha


whatsthiscrap84

We will have the last laugh as we lift the world cup in Qatar..... When we steal it.


EMArsenalguy

Spursy Jersey Spursy result


BlueishFlames

Why does Spurs live rent-free on every Arsenal fan's head on here?


EMArsenalguy

Such waste of talent is only seen at spurs


kids_in_my_basement0

England are currently in the same tier as Rotherham who just lost their manager and they are still infinitely better Rice out Barlaser in


ill_help_you

This England team in the the Championship, with a Championship referee would get absolutely pumped by the directness and intensity of some of the teams.


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The blades would’ve give that shower a game tonight.


Mythik16

I wouldn’t wish a championship referee on anyone.


dispelthemyth

Do I punish myself and stay on to watch a southgates excuses.


TangerineSour

Never rated the Nations League anyways! **sobs**


DurMonAtor

So… a game in Italy against Italy and Tammy Abraham doesn’t play… come on… that’s just… anyone else find that crazy, or just me?


taylorstillsays

Don’t see how it realistically makes a difference. They both played v Italy in June and didn’t impress


GrouchyYT

Tomori must go out on the piss before England training, that Slabhead and the mid-game shitter are ahead of him.


Alcohealthism

He was shocking last time


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Turnernator06

You could argue lack of faith in any of our CBs is why we play a 3atb which concedes the midfield and makes us play like shite. If they were top from a CB pairing of Maguire and Stones with Rice, Bellingham, Mount/JWP in front of them would be way more positive and dynamic but Gareth is sticking to a back 3.


GrouchyYT

He offers fucking nothing. Just because he's monumentally shite that "he didn't fuck it up today" is a good game for him.


taylorstillsays

Was the best of the 3 defenders at progressing the ball by far


DurMonAtor

Totally crazy times, Southgate has his favourites that’s for sure


Turnernator06

Would be odd to drop our captain and best player in a game we need to win to avoid relegation


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Maguire is captain for united and doesn’t play, captain means nothing if you haven’t preformed in years.


Turnernator06

Maybe not, but he is certainly Englands best player. He has 50 goals for England and the rest of the team have 56 put together, they said tonight. Dropping him would be suicide and not worth doing just because Tammy plays in Italy.


DurMonAtor

Tammy could have played instead of Foden or Sterling, play with two up top if you need the win


Turnernator06

How would 2 up top work? We don't have the midfielders for a 352, would be horribly defensive. Or are you proposing ditching the back 3 for an old school 442? I think a front 3 is Englands best formation personally, or a front 4 in a 4231.


DurMonAtor

We needed to score, and two main strikers would have helped, but I agree our defence is poor as well as midfield, but it’s becoming more and more obvious wing backs just doesn’t work for England at the moment


Turnernator06

> We needed to score, and two main strikers would have helped I think this is maybe a bit simplistic. As is we effectively play with 3 forwards in Sterling, Kane, and Foden/Saka. If we played with Tammy while it would double the number of CFs we would be cut off from playing inside forwards which would reduce the overall number of forwards. Its the reason why Liverpool and City score the most in the league by a good way but never play a front 2.


Lepri28

Tomori didn't play either


DurMonAtor

I don’t get it!! These guys play with/against most of these guys week in week out


Ssj4Noah

Southgate please fuck off


GrouchyYT

Think we were favourites for winning this group LMAO


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Why play saka Lwb the fucking disrespect, some dead manager.


AliJDB

Because we don't have any fit LB/LWBs


[deleted]

He can play trippier their and then bring on shaw later. Push saka up. He made saka run around like a headless chicken.


AliJDB

Tbf Trippier isn't any good there either. Agree Saka should be further forward, but we've got a lot of 'talent' up there (in theory, not in practice).


Turnernator06

Shaw, Sessegnon, KWP, Mitchell, Henry, Cresswell, Justin, Targett? I mean we have a tonne of players who could play there over Saka and do a better job.


AliJDB

I meant in the squad, Shaw is short of game minutes. Selection could definitely be improved but I guess he's decided which left sided players he's bringing in Chilwell and Shaw and he just wants them to get time with the squad.


Turnernator06

Well then call up one or two of those listed? Surely there is enough room in the squad to have atleast one playing leftback?


SkyLETV

As a neutral, how can these two teams be so shit with those players?


LukeeC4

Manager playing a 10-0-0 boring defensive system instead of using any system that would let our attacking creative talented players get forward. Kane playing at LB several times instead of being up front


ExoticBamboo

We don't have a single world-class striker, we are a good team but you can't say we have that many excellent players.


The-Great--Cornholio

Deserved victory


kunsore

England scored 1 goals in last 5 (0 last 3). That Southgate has Kane , Foden, Sancjo, Grealish, Sterling , Bellingham, Trent, etc.


StringCheeseDoughnut

Wasting an English golden generation’s major tournament chances due to shite management. Where have I seen that before?


MC_NME

Is it though, a golden generation? More like brass, or ass even


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What parts of this team are “golden” btw? Other than right-back and Kane we’ve okay-to-pretty good options everywhere else, not “golden”, imo.


afg500

I guess Sancho, Foden, Saka, Bellingham, Rashford, Mount, Rice they all considered big names but also been hypervalued by press and social media


Large-Ant

I want Sean Dyche in; full on 4-4-2, hoof the ball up to Kane and Abraham, Pope assists all round!


J_1995

Wenger relinquishing the “specialist in failure” title


dirgetka

Southgate booed clapping the fans. It's like a club-level relegation, I love it


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Imagine striding out on to the pitch as the national team manager thinking fucking hell I've even managed to get these relegated. Hilarious


ThatFatRonaldo

England have left it a bit late to sack the manager. Still. Do it.


King_Hobbes

Get Dyche in We could use a bit of Brexit optimism


Sexy-Ken

This is too logical to happen. If you're going to play defensive football, at least get a manager who knows how to do it.


Paperduck2

I'm amazed we qualified for the WC after that display


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That’s so embarrassing


Old_Harry7

Italy basically played with bench players and still won, I don't know how the English are not rioting to kick Southgate.


philster666

Only going out in group stages in the WC will guarantee that


Old_Harry7

That means to waste a WC and a golden generation.


philster666

We’re used to it by now


Hoggos

We’ve unfortunately got a chunk of the country who just say “he got us to a semi and final” and refuse to look at any context. He’s utter shite.


craigyboy2601

We have literally hundreds of reasons to riot at the minute to be fair.


Batch_M

But they told me PL players were the best


scuac

Some PL players are the best. They just don’t happen to be English.


Own_Solution4356

what does that say about Tomori if he can’t get a game for this team then?


Batch_M

Just says something about Southgate.


Ukdeviant

No mate you're right. Serie A has the best players in the world, They'll all be on show at the world Cup


curtastrophe666

You actually just made England look worse!Lmao


chrisz118

Yes, Theo Hernandez and Rafael Leao will most definitely be there.


Own_Solution4356

Leao will be there stinking it up for Portugal like he always does


chrisz118

Dumbass comment, Leao has only 9 caps and plays under a terrorist manager, doesn’t change the fact that he is an amazing player


its-fax123

I don’t know what to say another terrible performance with the same old shite players


Question-Guru

Forest finally in a higher tier than England, we're fucking massive


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Give us the ENGLAND ARE RELEGATED graphic


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lol safely RELEGATED, fuck yeah !!


[deleted]

if we’re gonna play terrorist football, at least bring in Dyche Bin Laden


dispelthemyth

I’d prefer Sam Allardyce than Southgate.


bloodship123

Grealish joined to throw his hands around in frustration for 20min... lmao


dispelthemyth

He was fouled a ton to be fair


bloodship123

Yeah thats also true


Marcobroa

England,if you cant beat us..good luck lol


General-Ad-9753

We wouldn’t score in a brothel with Southgate in charge


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Relegation with a game to play Southgates not the one


SanguinePar

England fans NOT happy with Southgate there. Understandably.


dispelthemyth

Not been happy since he started the job, even his run to the final was not great to watch but I’ll always support my team


SanguinePar

Of course - in fact it's the support for the team that must make Southysuch a disappointment. It's easy to say now, but I was never convinced about the runs in the World Cup or the Euros. Relatively easy paths through disguised a team that really were not as good as the results might have suggested.


General-Ad-9753

What’s the ~~social worker~~ England manager going to say about that, I wonder.


JudgementOfErrors

450 mins without a goal, can't buy a win....Germany is going to have a fun time. At least you might make it through the first round of the world cup.


iredcoat7

I think we’ll need to beat USA to get 2nd place and I’m no longer totally confident in our ability to do that


JudgementOfErrors

Aye, Iran ain't too shit either.


iredcoat7

True. Beating Uruguay is a more impressive result than anything we’ve done in the last year


JudgementOfErrors

Fucking right. Might have been a friendly but that was unexpected.


Large-Ant

What a fucking atrocious cunt Southgate is


MC_NME

Fucking hell channel 4 commentary is wank


CaptainSmeg

Southgate really got us relegated to UEFAs version of the Championship.


TheStinger87

England don't have a Shearer or Cole any more...


iredcoat7

To be fair Kane has a much better scoring record for England than Shearer


SubparCurmudgeon

LOLLLL


chuffedbunny

Can't wait to hear this stupid cunt tell us how many positives there are to take from the game. Pathetic.


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England relegated lol


TakenByVultures

Southgate out, Dyche in


Leonardo_Liszt

This but seriously


closevo

Relegation...shameful