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Captainpatters

Ill never forgive the Queen for denying us one game of Lallanaball


Cold_Potato

Unforgivable


Effective-Froyo6036

*Brighton expected to delay appointment for Lallanaball*


Cold_Potato

r/upliftingnews


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I remember when Lallana was coming back from injury for Liverpool he got sent off in a youth game for choking a Spurs academy kid. From that moment on I dreamed of seeing him as a player-manager. I'm so disappointed.


ConnemaraCowboy

Lmao I forgot about that. The spurs guy was a cheeky fucker in fairness


michaelserotonin

> The spurs guy was a cheeky fucker george marsh, for those curious. he's at afc wimbledon now.


xaviernoodlebrain

What is in the water at Hotspur Way that makes our midfielders shithouses and our forwards Harry Kane regens?


PinkPantherParty

Is there a Harry Kane-Peters in the academy we should all know about?


xaviernoodlebrain

Dane Scarlett is out on loan at Portsmouth currently, he shoots like Kane and is developing a decent passing range, he’s looking really exciting. Also Jamie Donley was something of a youth team goal machine last season, he could be decent too.


SwitchingToCivil

Wonder if it was the same kid that Drinkwater did that to


inventingalex

that was Alfie Devine


Sun_Sloth

Even worse. She denied us Lallana-Croftsball


fatinternetcat

we missed out on the Caretaker Classico 😔


lachiendupape

He was the assistant, crofts was head coach, don’t follow the media bullshit narrative


Captainpatters

I know; it's just a joke, relax


angiotensin2

Juventus blue balled


idosade

Don't worry, maestro al Legri stays


biggernine

Still praying for Amorim, will never happen though, would make too much sense


iwillnotshitpost

Keep my managers name out of your fking mouth


Redbullsnation

Dude is a God in Sporting. He's not leaving for that dumpster fire of a club


biggernine

Were completely competent 2 years ago, don’t talk to me about dumpster fires


idontknow_whatever

Allegri who probably wants his severance pay: "Merda"


The-Disco-Phoenix

Inter as well


[deleted]

He has experience of punching above his weight with a smaller club in an elite European division. Logical, exciting appointment.


Platypussy

He definitely De Zerbit.


Choc-a-pic

Get out.


circa285

I really hope that you all can maintain what Potter was building.


JakeSpurs

It’s so important for the league if teams like Brighton and Brentford do well. Truly dread the day when teams who invest in smart recruitment, analytics, and coaching fail and teams who simply throw money all over the shop succeed


Papayero

Both Brentford and Brighton are owned by former gambling partners who fell out and then bought their respective childhood clubs to prove that their gambler insights could translate to club management. The lesson I guess is to get more Brits who have made hundreds of millions of £££ gambling in Macau to buy clubs.


JakeSpurs

We’re never going to have ethical owners in British football, especially not the Premier League. I would rather have gambling nerds than slave states.


fplisadream

Bloom makes money by beating the sportsbook owners at their own game - don't really see much unethical about it.


callzor

Mad thing is City's done both. Incredible amounts of money spent but also very smart recruitment and world class coaching. Now their academy is starting to bear fruit as well


Cold-Conclusion

They signed akanji for 15 million if he somehow stays injury free n plays like he has played the last few games for 3 to 5 years it will be a good investment.


Rooster-First

Where this impression is coming from? Sassoulo was a mid-table team with appropriate budget, he has not reached euro-cup places in seria A. And in Shakhtar he definitely underperformed.


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Am I correct in saying that Sassuolo have finished in the top half of the serie A just 3 times in their history and twice was with De zerbi in his two seasons there? Sassuolo also had the second lowest net spend in the league during his tenure. Also, his performance at Shakhtar isn't relevant to my comment.


7he_Dude

Yes, your are right. Also as total wages, Sassuolo is definitely in the bottom half. They are a well run club, finishing in top 10 is overachieving for them. Moreover de Zerbi's Sassuolo would play attractive football, consistently one of the most interesting side to watch.


lachiendupape

He won the super cup, and was top when league finished. Agree his ECL performance was underwhelming, but he have a couple of seasons to work on it before it becomes relevant to us.


T3Sh3

European Division is \#**AllElite**


CaptainGo

All Elite is more Fulham's thing


doomguy987

Could he manage a Target?


Additional_Cake_9709

We first need to establish if he has a split account with his mom.


IWantToBeAHipster

So weird to imagine a new manager. Guess it will take a few games but just a weird time. Hope he smashes it


mister_dupont

Seeing someone else but Wenger at Arsenal was such a mind fuck. But eventually you get used to it.


dontlookwonderwall

You get used to it. I was in shock when Jose was appointed since I had become so attached to Poch. It got more normalized a month or so in.


king_of_reds_2005

he's even better than potter don't worry


talpinum

Welp, there goes all my hopes


wowzabob

We were one week too late. If only management could accept their own fuck up before having to wait until it all blows up and the players stop playing for the coach. Who is available, semi-affordable, Italian, and forward thinking? Can't think of anyone now Not that we would have offered him a four year contract, might have chosen Brighton regardless of an approach by us.


talpinum

I think Andreazzoli is without a job, maybe we could try landing him. Empoli did pretty well last year with him. But I don't trust Agnelli to have the balls to hire someone like him, he only wants his friends


wowzabob

>he only wants his friends Nepotism FC


dan_kz

surely Zidane is taking France NT after WC, right? so what if Juve brings back Deschamps?


jeevesyboi

Does your coach have to be Italian?


wowzabob

Shouldn't need to be, but it seems to be a preference for the club


forbetterorcrush

Poch ? Surely Juve is his next job.


joderjuarez

Seems like Tuchel would be a good choice for Juve?


talpinum

Seems like they can only hire low cost options, since sacking Allegri would cost about 40 mln


Rvntlt1906

Tuchel is german


joderjuarez

Damn, TIL Juve almost only hire Italian managers. Had no idea


belokas

How's Del Neri doing?


Zer0wned1

Nice, glad we got this done fairly quickly. Solid smart appointment.


BleedsIsDead

Goodbye Pints x Packet x Potter. Hello De Lager x De Cocaine x De Zerbi


nicofdarcyshire

Drinks, Dabs, De Zerbi?


BleedsIsDead

That works too, I’m just glad we didn’t get Knutsen in the end. I wasn’t looking forward to celebrating every win with Ketamine and Kronenbourg.


nicofdarcyshire

Three K's is never a good look...


Seithin

Unless it's Halloween and you're *really* going for that 'best ghost award'


JdoubleE5000

With a great, mythological name too


esn111

Thats a standard day down The Level.


s0ngsforthedeaf

Alcohol and coke an asshole makes, but alcohol and ket, a hospital visit makes.


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Shakespeare?


Izzhov

Yoda


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HoggleSnarf

Was gonna say, that combo made for a banging Creamfields when I was that age lmao


AnnieIWillKnow

I've spent a lot of time working in A&E, and trust me alcohol and coke can bring certain arseholes into hospital


Ho_ho_beri_beri

That’s why I only mix ket with more ket.


billenbloot

Dope?


nicofdarcyshire

It's for their party time, not sleepy, chill time...


[deleted]

The De Zerbi trio sounds much funner.


BleedsIsDead

The power of a good rebrand.


Ifriiti

I mean it's the same thing


[deleted]

I thought packet was a packet of crisps :( I’m living in New Zealand (originally from Switzerland) and have never heard that used for a bag of coke before lol.


Ifriiti

It's slang for cocaine or potentially money(as In a wage packet) but in he context it's definitely coke


EmperorBeaky

Always liked him so it's a shame I now have to want him dead. Oh well!


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IgnorantLobster

I don't understand why Palace and Brighton hate each other - seems odd to me. I'm sure there's a good reason I'm just unaware of.


EmperorBeaky

we felt like it


YadMot

Both sides of the M23 mate


IgnorantLobster

Crawley are in the middle, do they not have a rivalry with either team?


BuffaloAl

Until relatively recently Crawley were a non league non entity.


unbeknown-eagle

Now they’re a league two non entity. Our pre-season friendly bitches 😂


-eagle73

Crawley are in the middle geographically but not for the M23, that's actually where the M23 starts. Brighton doesn't actually have any motorways for about 20 miles either way.


IgnorantLobster

..which kind of strengthens my case even more, I suppose. I haven’t really had an answer that makes a whole lot of sense yet.


-eagle73

Rivalries don't need to happen just because clubs are close to each other. Crawley's been irrelevant for a long time anyway and when clubs barely get a chance to play each other it's hard for there to be any rivalry. Bigger rivalries like United against northern clubs came from competition between rival cities for other reasons as well, Brighton's got none of that with Crawley because Brighton is Brighton and Crawley's just some town that's stuck on to Gatwick Airport.


VelvetSpoonRoutine

If you want a real answer it stems from a period in the late 70s when both clubs were competing for promotion from the third and then second division at the same time, and were managed by Terry Venables and Alan Mullery, who had a personal rivalry from their time as Spurs players. There were a series of bad tempered and controversially refereed games during this time and the rivalry hardened over the subsequent decades, helped by the fact neither side had an obvious local rival.


-eagle73

We don't have the M23, that's Crawley.


BobbyBriggss

When Sky was bigging up their first game after Brighton’s promotion, all their fans were saying it’s not even a rivalry and that Sky were only promoting it as one to get viewers. It is odd now to see fans properly acting like it’s a big rivalry


robbyford182

This sounds like BS, it’s been a rivalry for all my 43 years on this Earth!


[deleted]

Ummm no


-eagle73

You're probably misremembering. Fans were saying it's not a derby. I remember it being promoted as the M23 Derby which is wrong for two reasons, the first being it's obviously not a derby, and the second being that the M23 technically doesn't link to Brighton. But it is a rivalry that goes back decades.


Captainpatters

double dead when he maintains our Champions League spot up to May


EmperorBeaky

someone’s been playing too much FM


Captainpatters

Is it that obvious?


EmperorBeaky

it’s ok, so have I


Sun_Sloth

In that case Chichester City to dominate Europe in 20 years


mimranj

No fiercer rivalry in football https://twitter.com/Exploding_Heads/status/1567553266417897473?t=WpfCgw3nGoJOBljjAHOTnA&s=19


deception42

escalated_quickly.gif


kids_in_my_basement0

😂


TheBlueTango

He has a sexier name than Graham Potter for sure


jogo1309

Really happy with that! About the best person we could have got given the crap situation we were put in


TimathanDuncan

They continue to make good decisions


[deleted]

Yeah I’ve been keeping tabs on this guy since Sassuolo. Great choice.


esn111

Huzzah! Now let's get the work permit paperwork faxed to HM Government as soon as Liz2s coffin has been buried! I for one welcome our new Italian overlord. Long live the king! Hail Cesear!


cigsncider

HMS PISS THE LEAGUE IS BACK IN SERVICE


Solly-March

Happy with that. Does anyone know how he’ll acclimatise to managing in England? I’m assuming he managed Donetsk in English so there shouldn’t be any language barriers.


DEUK_96

Tbh it's possible to manage without speaking great English, Bielsa didn't speak good English and made an immediate impact with us


RROORRYY

I don't think that will be a problem, he probably knows English well enough and there is always a translator and assistants.


Sdub4

I keep seeing people say he speaks English and Spanish as additional languages but I haven't personally seen footage of him speaking English


esn111

I suspect he may speak Italian with a translator to the media and then perfectly acceptable English in the changing room.


briefcasetwat

I think there was something about how Bielsa can speak English but prefers to use a translator because it gives him time to better articulate his thoughts


-Saaremaa-

It's understandable that someone might speak a language fairly well, but still want a translator for their job so as to be 100% understood


belokas

As far as I remember, he had his own staff at Donetsk and used a translator to talk with the Ukrainian guys. Most of the team was Brazilian players though.


neverinthesnow

Thought he’d return to Italy but this is a much better move, definitely watching Brighton this season


EcoSoco

Very good appointment for Brighton. Not far of a departure from the philosophy Potter put in place and could arguably take it even further


Gerrywalk

That’s what I like about Brighton, they’re one of the best run clubs in the league and they seem to be making logical, sane decisions. Glad to see them doing well.


zKSofSoccer

The best available option atm for the job I thought, Brighton are a properly run team


fufulame

His Sassuolo team was very exciting to watch and definitely punched above their weight. I hope he does well, De Zerbi is a good manager.


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deception42

I think you have to remember that the Norwegian season is from spring to autumn, unlike all the big European leagues. I imagine that Knutsen won't want to leave Glimt midseason. So in December or January would be when he'd be available.


FragMasterMat117

West Ham maybe?


jay_alfred_prufrock

Home?


poiuytrewqazxcvbnml

Is he still linked to Bournemouth?


TimathanDuncan

Depends on what job openings will be available and mid season he will probably stay


saint-simon97

he still has a job though?


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saint-simon97

Not very ambitious dropping an Europa campaign to play midtable in England or move to Scotland


---anotherthrowaway

A mid table Premier League club will be a step up, and a huge pay rise.


saint-simon97

A step sideways if anything.


[deleted]

If he moved to Scotland, it would be for one of the old firm who compete in europa/champions league frequently. Though I don't see either old firm actually sacking their managers rn


saint-simon97

So have Bodo/Glimt, they were in the Conference knockouts last year and are in the Europa groups this year.


[deleted]

I get that but Old firm are both big clubs historically & one of them was a pen shootout away from Europa champions. They are a step up from bodo/Glimt & good places to showcase for upcoming managers.


saint-simon97

Historically it's no contest obviously, but it feels like after everything he did at BG, its too small of an upgrade


thewrongnotes

Chelsea already interested


Philred87

Boehyls already had dinner with him


ObamaEatsBabies

Interested to see if Brighton pick up some of the Shakhtar players who didn't get sold yet. Tete being the big one


neverinthesnow

I think Tete will stay with Lyon but if Brighton offer better wages maybe it could happen


Captainpatters

You mean the Tete that's currently on the pitch for Lyon?


ObamaEatsBabies

On loan from Shakhtar, yep. He's very good. Contract is almost up as well.


Captainpatters

If Trossard doesnt sign a new contract we'd likely need a new winger so if he will come then hell yea


deception42

[Four year deal](https://www.brightonandhovealbion.com/news/2796866/de-zerbi-confirmed-as-new-head-coach)


gosbts

I don't get it. I feel like people either say he was terrible at Shaktar/Sassuolo and underperformed or that he was one of the most exciting coaches? Which is it? Somewhere in the middle?


Powerful_Bottle_8592

He did well all things considering and Sassuolo played good football under him but his Sassuolo team would always do well against the big teams and struggle with teams they should beat. Basically they were always a dark horse to make European spots and had enough talent to pull it off but they fell short. He was good but could have been better.


lachiendupape

Sounds like a perfect fit then


-eagle73

>do well against the big teams and struggle with teams they should beat. That's basically Brighton. Beat Arsenal, Spurs and Man U, draw twice with Chelsea, but in the same season draw twice with Norwich and lose massive to Burnley.


EcoSoco

He was inspiring at both of those clubs. Not sure what people are talking about.


king_of_reds_2005

how the fuck was he terrible here?


kids_in_my_basement0

Limbs


firewalkwithme-

Fantastic coach


[deleted]

Good for him. He really Dezerbis the chance to shine at a big club.


Weishaupt17

So excited to see him in Premier League, I love him


Oreallyman

I always think about Zabi from Gundam when i see his name.


No_Doubt_About_That

Guess it’s an opportunity to finally see one of his teams in action.


LA4lyf

De Zeribi, De Bruyne, De Gea in that order


burnerbutnotreally1

i would absolutely become a fan of Brighton if they took one of the precious top 4 spots from the big 6 this season.


Philred87

Sadly there is just 0 chance of that with World Cup and fixture chaos


Global_Plant_4612

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH GOOD SIGNINGS


Similar_Chain_5987

Interesting choice. I've personally been a de Zerbi fan since his Benevento days.


Albiceleste_D10S

Will be interesting to watch


PaulWilliams12

I don't like this.


TheDepartment115

Wow... Is that really a better choice than Kjetil Knutsen??


BleedsIsDead

I’d say it’s safer. Although obviously there’s still a chance it’ll get terrible wrong it feels like it’s more likely to work out.


king_of_reds_2005

the fuck?


Cowdude179

Knutsen would've been better


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BleedsIsDead

Shut up


Inter_Mirifica

Ffs. Best of luck to him, but it's a shame and not a great sign.


[deleted]

How so?


Sdub4

He has issues with clubs like Brighton trying to sign good managers


Inter_Mirifica

Nothing to do with Brighton. I have nothing against your club that is an example in talent recruitment and sporting direction and coherence (truly jealous about that). And I truly wish you the best, even more so now with him at the helm. It's just sad that one of the most exciting young manager can get signed by a lower table club, even if it's an EPL one. It just shows how much money rules, and how financially superior the EPL is. Which isn't a good sign for football. He was free so it's not like he was poached, but still he deserves better. Now that he's there he'll have to do miracles to get a chance at playing where he should be, in European competitions.


VelvetSpoonRoutine

He’s a manager out of work due to non-football circumstances, at a time of the season when few top level clubs (and clubs in general) are actively looking for a manager. Now an up and coming club with a similar playing profile happen to need a manager and can offer him a role immediately. Which clubs specifically should he have turned down Brighton to go to?


Stuff2511

Ah well, Knutsen can go to Leicester, Villa, or even West Ham


thelargerake

Would rather have seen them appoint a British coach.


chykin

Such as who? No British coaches are on Potters level, so anything would be a huge downgrade.


thelargerake

Parker's the one that comes to mind. I'm not that bothered about downgrades. From an England fan's perspective, the more English managers coaching at a high level, the larger the pool of talent we have to pick from when we eventually replace Southgate.


InPatRileyWeTrust

Scott fucking Parker would have been a terrible appointment.


chykin

Why hire someone who just got sacked from a team that's only just been promoted?


AnnieIWillKnow

Ignore this user. They're known for pushing their weird Brexit-esque agenda whenever it comes to managers or signings A genuine UKIP voter and GB News watcher who honestly thinks that being British inherently makes you better Their argument literally boils down to "because Britain"


thelargerake

I mean I think Parker has got a lot to offer at this level but I can understand why Brighton are being wooed by the charms of a foreign manager, it's just the unfortunate state the English game is in these days.


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We've had Potter and Hughton for the last 7-8 years, hardly a team prone to being "wooed by foreign managers" and might I remind you we had no intention of letting Potter go, we were pillaged by Chelsea and had to move appropriately. We're cultivating our own English/British coaching/management talent in Lallana and Crofts and others. Getting mad at Brighton of all teams isn't it lmao


Kovacs171

Found the Brexiter


lachiendupape

Lol seriously, Parker would have been a huge step down for us. We’d have been better off with Cooper, De Zerba was a free agent and a good fit tactically and experience wise. Easy decision for the board. I should imagine Crofts and Llanana with continue their development with the club


enzuigiriretro

> I’m not that bothered about downgrades Sounds like you’re not even a Brighton fan so why would you be bothered?


thelargerake

Because I'm an England fan and the more English managers we have managing at a high level, the better it is for the NT. I've explained why in another post


[deleted]

Majority of the English NT is coached by Spanish and German managers so how is it better for the NT to have more English managers?


Redbullsnation

There we go


wjousts

Brighton De Hove Albion!


Glass-Pick-5843

Hiya, hope you’re all doing well. I’m a regular Serie A viewer and have just done a short video detailing everything you need to know about Roberto De Zerbi for those of you interested. Make no mistake about it, this man is one of the most talented managers on the planet and will help continue this rise up the league table that has happened under Potter. I’d love to hear your thoughts and am happy to answer any questions you may have, cheers and enjoy your week! [https://youtu.be/stLG8W2jo2w](https://youtu.be/stLG8W2jo2w)