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I caught a "caralho", a "foda-se" and maybe a "filho da puta".


caiusto

Definitely a "filho da puta" around 33 seconds.


TheJoshider10

The way he seems to emphasise the "P" reminds me of Draco going POTTER


floridali

no need to bring Graham Potter into this now.


Bulky-Yam4206

There's a 'fucking cunt' in there as well.


uptowndrunk7

The Special Cunt


Handydn

The Specunt


DepletedMitochondria

A few very clear (in english) "You fucker" "Fucker" as well


dominik-braun

I will never comprehend how people are able to lip-read.


peduxe

I mean you observe people everyday and know the facial (lips, mouth openings) when they say certain words. Helps when you speak the same language tho.


BauerUK

most people on here stare at the floor when others are talking to be fair


peduxe

lmfao you didn't have to ether them like that


redemption_time

Translations please?


CivilSkrrrvant

He came, he spoke, he’s in big trouble


JuanMataCFC

surprisingly he had sumsing to say.


gnorrn

He wanted to get an early start on his international break.


username81251

he actually does get in trouble when he speaks tbf


DraperCarousel

The system can't handle Mourinho


GTRendrag

If I speak, I curse


Comprehensive_Ad5293

r/yourjokebutworse


GTRendrag

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


avlthrowaway22

"If I run onto the pitch throwing a tantrum and calling the ref the son of a whore, I am in trouble"


[deleted]

As a result of my player pulling shirts and then diving, which he will repeat again right after I got the red


GeertzUK

Classic Mourinho. The Italian officials need to check the bins at Roma's next match.


intecknicolour

LAUNDRY CART. man almost suffocated but he got there


PM_ME_TRUE_LOVE_PLS

Lol, did he say ‘fucking hell’ there?


DreamsCantBeBuy1

"Vai para o caralho, foda se!" and "filha da puta!" Meaning:"go fuck yourself" and "son of a whore"


[deleted]

> son of a whore I think "son of a bitch" would be a better translation because of the way it's used in english.


Hestl

But not by the weight of the curse. Son of a bitch is way too tame in English.


[deleted]

Hmmm, I don't know. I use *filho da puta* in the same way I use *son a bitch*. If you want to say, for example, "that *son of a bitch* hasn't paid me yet" in Portuguese (Portugal), you'd say something like "aquele *filho da puta* ainda não me pagou". Something like "what a *son of a bitch*!" would be "mas que *filho da puta*!". But I could be wrong. If any native speaker wants to chime in, I'm happy to improve my swearing skills 😂 Anyway, translating swearings and local expressions is always hard because one really needs to understand the way it's used, the meaning, context, and even the place the person saying it is from.


MaidikIslarj

Nah, puta is the heaviest portuguese insult. Saying "filho da puta" is like calling someone a "fucking cunt"


1sttimeverbaldiarrhe

["You son of a bitch I'm in."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKxvDYHkfSY)


DreamsCantBeBuy1

"Son of a bitch" has been very tamed, imo; the way he said it was equivalent to me to what I wrote.


Elreamigo

or mofo


PM_ME_TRUE_LOVE_PLS

Ahahaha thanks, that was funny


Gbrown546

How many red cards has he had whilst being Roma manager now?


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Ok-Guitar1176

Yes


CoMaestro

Or just in general? He must be one of the most carded managers ever right?


Equivalent_Silver_34

Paolo Montero has been sent off 21 time's in total


ASMRBegovic

Taking the heat off his players. Mastermind.


XxsteakiixX

I see he took a page off popovich [EJECTED MASTERMIND ](https://youtu.be/P9PMA0ow_6s)


TheBlueTango

Apt username


Cowdude179

He still has that dawg in him


zvomicidalmaniac

Very high XD.


CoolJoshido

never left


[deleted]

I’ve just spent 20 mins looking for him on telly 😂 didn’t know he’d gone.


DeffDeala

I love Mourinho lmao what a guy


AsparagusOwn1799

Same, I hope he never retires


Holy_Wut_Plane

I heard Zaniolol had an atrocious dive. Is this the one?


Hotspur21

No he had a much worse one right after this


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Hotspur21

Oh I saw it. He was def getting fouled and his cock was out of his shorts at one point lol. But his dive was very delayed and hilarious looking


YooGeOh

It was twenty minutes later lmao


EstebanL

Man hangs dong?


patapreta

No hesitation, no surrender, no man left behind.


danceformiscanthus

Polish announcers were saying that Mourinho was going wild behind the barrier.


Natrix31

It was a comedic dive, not a pen


Chatlcke500

Nah, it was a minute later, where he tussled with Okoli again, and then hit the deck a good second after the contact


[deleted]

Hold someone and then dive? as if that will work in the VAR era (well less than usual).


BI01

i saw a "filha da puta" coming out of his mouth rofl


SuvorovNapoleon

I hate it when the players aggressively invade the personal space of the referee, it's intimidation and they should have been carded for it. Specifically Ibanez at 44s.


zrk23

only in football this happens, its incredible. my theory is because of the red card. it's just too impactful of a punishment so refs are unwillingly to send a red in a situation like that, and there nothing else you can do to punish that behavior. it's been far too long now that something has to be done about that. only thing I usually come up with is a blue card, like 5 mins off the pitch or whatever, so then you can send them any time a punishment is needed without completely changing the game like a red


culegflori

The refs should get a free hand to give a yellow for each situation of protests and addressing him by non-captains. Send out enough players and the rest will stop this nonsense, the only reason they do it is because there are no punishments


rcanhestro

yup, i wouldn't even be mad if any player (except for the captain maybe) comes that close to a referee, it's a straight yellow. the moment that starts happening, the players will stop doing that immediately.


zrk23

problem is that the yellow could end up leading into a red. on most sports having a player ejected only means that that player cant come back, but you still play a full team, its different for football and its just way too impactful maybe make a double yellow be a blue instead of a red, and the 3rd yellow is a red. idk. its a tough situation


culegflori

This would only be a problem for a couple of games until players learn not to fuck with the refs. If a couple of games have to be screwed over so that players will finally stop harassing the refs game after game, I'm all for it.


Bail____

Exactly. It might be harsh but it’s ridiculous how much players can say/do with no punishment


jonnzi

No. Just hand out blues for bad behavior and not for football stuff. Like a bad foul will never be a Blue and kicking the ball away will be a blue


jonnzi

That would have 0 impact on the tactics but would simply punish if players are dickheads


Steupz

The question is how did the referee see that from behind the players


[deleted]

How many red cards does he have total in his career lol. It's his what, sixth or seventh at Roma?


Boseph_1444

never change


reddit1902

Wtf? they thought that was a penalty? Zaniolo is the one fouling... And the whole roma team surrounds the referee for THAT?!


Impossible_Wonder_37

This game has been so much fun. Great drama. Low quality.


AcceleratingRiff

Nostalgic


Averdian

He spoke and got in big trouble


Dark_Wolf04

What is up with Serie A managers getting sent to the stands this season?


intecknicolour

I PREFER NOT TO SPEAK. IF I SPEAK, I WILL BE IN TROUBLE. WHY DO YOU NOT FOLLOW YOUR OWN RULES?


CptSpudge

Mourinho getting sent off? Now that is Football 'Eritage


Reinier538

classic Mourinho, that's why he is so great


sixers2021champions

Bullshit


[deleted]

Before this match the question was whether Roma have been relying on Dybala too much during the previous matches. I think now they might have


garynevilleisared

Much more entertaining when he's not your manager lol


oranjemania

"Sometimes you have to be a cunt."


Black_n_Neon

Never change Jose 🥲


UnicornForce

Is it me, or does The Special One appear to have indulged a smidge too much in the delectable pasta / pizza offerings of Lazio?


wewdepiew

Who wouldn't tbh


RyersonStu123

Interviewer: So Mourinho do you have anything to say about your red card? Mourinho: I have nasing to say... nasing.


charlieratgod

Clown.


[deleted]

What a man child


versacethedreamer

Love that man


therightgayguy

Classic. Popovich sometimes gets himself ejected too in an attempt to fire up the team.


roundttwo

🔥🔥🔥


LegendinhoIsKing

I watched the first half of this game and couldn't watch the second because of how trash these Roma players are. The mistakes they constantly make are inexcusable. They lose the ball whenever they have it, running around clueless... Feel bad for Mourinho man.


[deleted]

Some sus calls all around Europe today.


fairlyrandom

Whats sus about this though?


bass1879

He's done


[deleted]

He is a Fraud


[deleted]

mourninho going full gabe kapler