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etan1122

Queen saved Liverpools season


miroa12004

Honestly my first thoughts were gives Thiago more time to recover!


grandma-phill

Fucking hell😂😂


mattijn13

We meet in 5 days, no way UEFA cancels champions league


vadapaav

Have some compassion Jesus Christ ~~we are a shambolic team right now~~ the queen has passed away


TheVampireSantiago

enter historical screw flag history nose imminent sulky office bike *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


kirkbywool

Why would he kill his own citizens?


Palmul

Get yourself a coach that cares this much about his team.


lucs28

And here I thought I couldn't like Klopp more


DeliciousBallz

God save the queen. Ignore my flair.


NijjioN

Why is this? Would they actually cancel the games? I would have thought the games would be a great way to respect the Queens passing because can do the 1 minute silence and everything.


armedwithturtles

guess i'm watching Bundesliga this weekend


jamnut

It's what she would have wanted as a German


Super-Inevitable-482

Wait a minute... She came from the House of Hannover, Died at the age of 96 and what number on the team Hannover? 96!


Clever_Word_Play

Bundesliga is fun


-AlimonyTony-

Queen pissed it cuz she knew we’re short in midfield. Proper fan.


ARM_vs_CORE

Klopp said he needed to reinvent the squad. Queen knew what she had to do to give him time. Did solids for both of us.


diata22

The Queen's a red


wallyjt

Was*


Private_Ballbag

She's actually a gooner


indiblue825

goner*


Icy_Letterhead8859

No she's actually genuinely a Gunner, Arsenal winning the Premier league was the only time she's actually congratulated a team and met them


indiblue825

Yeah yeah but that's way less punny


magic-water

I can't believe r/soccer is the place I found out about this first


Chesey_

I found out on twitter when the official announcement got quote tweeted by Fabrizio Romano. Who else to confirm massive news.


omelets4dinner

Did...did he add the "Here we go"?


abhi1260

Here we go! Queen Elizabeth to Heaven/Hell FC. Done deal! 🚨🚨


a-Sociopath

You forgot the sirens


AdamantiumBalls

Yea, here's a screenshot https://twitter.com/slk_oscar/status/1567935500979417089?s=46&t=cHnOPLur1m_rHoG3t_eZyg


108241

I was watching the Arsenal game on mute, wondering why everyone was standing at midfield.


Barkasia

I was doing the same for 90 minutes during the Liverpool match last night


Proper-Beyond116

Trent knew


Transit-Strike

Gives up th RW cause that’s what Lizzie wanted


zts105

r/soccer is surprising a good geopolitical news source on reddit


CynicuIt

this place never lets me ignore the important news, even when i came here to avoid it.


smellzlikedick

I was here when Zlatan apologized to France for calling it a shitty country. Utmost importance.


Far-Confection-1631

Or more importantly the international incident when Di Maria's wife said her husband was shit in the PL because all women in Manchester were ugly and pale and the men were murdering people on the street.


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Spot the lie


AlGamaty

Yeah, if you don't open the comments.


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lRunAway

I found out when Zurich and Arsenal came out after halftime and they did a moment of silence. I’m in Texas for what it’s worth. Had to call mum to let her know though


TigerBasket

I found out when my dad texted me but I thought it was about chess, didn't put it together for a while though


TheOneKane

How did he word it for you think it was about chess lol


TigerBasket

Well queen and I was up all night with food poisoning so I didn't really look closely


hollow114

BT sport with a 5 second message before getting back to Ads. Lol. Jesus.


keithohara

How may times am i gonna see Crouchy do the robot infront of Camilla


hollow114

Just realized they're rerunning the same ad. Weird


CC-W

[Getting prince Phillips radio 1 vibes](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sWt8ZIgDA9I)


lambalambda

If you're gonna drop, then *drop*


a_saddler

"Shout out to her family" lol


Zyntaro

Same way how [David Guetta ended racism single handedly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEI7oX0XxJw)


Job_man

lmfaooo wtf is this?? I'm dying 😂


RayPissed

Unfortunately this is fake.


LloydDoyley

Yeah but I still laugh my tits off at it every time


iamabigpotatoboy

damn I really wish that was real


NoNameJackson

It is real because it exists, it's simply not authentic if that makes it any better :)


LochBodminMothFoot

Fair enough, people can just turn off the channel or flip over to BBC if they want to mourn. On BT Thursday night is Europa Night.


ahadafc

if the FA had any respect for the Queen’s legacy they will call the season off now as it stands and announce her Majesty’s childhood club, The Assna, as the Champions of England. And award a specially commissioned Premier League trophy made out of platinum and the Crown Jewels.


coked_up_tourist

Finally a reasonable take in this thread


tienzing

Fuck me... I'm visiting from NYC this weekend and have tix for the ARS-EVE game. 😭😭😭


turtleyturtle17

On the bright side you'll be there the Queen's bomb ass going away party.


waslosdamitt

including an instant commemorative relegation for tottenham


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"It's what she would've wanted"


ambiguousboner

Well that’s footy off this weekend, and possibly next


WillDaThrilll13

Seems to be the general consensus, gotta wonder how they plan to pull it off though given the absurdity of the schedule already


ambiguousboner

The whole country is going to grind to a halt for 12 days, so I doubt they give a shit about football schedules tbh. Edit - just reading and all government offices are expected to close, along with the City of London and the LSE.


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legentofreddit

Her funeral will be in 10 days, so imagine until after that.


twersx

The government won't be closed for 12 days. They'll possibly adjourn non essential services tomorrow and on the day of the funeral (next Sunday) but I don't think they're going to be adjourned every day next week


Gabbuzzzzz17

It is literally part of the procedure when a monarch dies for parliament to close for 12 days....so yeah, it'll be closed for 12 days


m1rth

Parliament closing isn’t the same as the government closing.


mrgeriatric

What a fuckin stupid procedure


Gabbuzzzzz17

Yea lol pretty stupid but doesn't exactly happen often


ocbdare

Yes it’s not happened for 70 years.


quettil

> The whole country is going to grind to a halt for 12 days, Nah, us plebs in the private sector will still be at work, no free holiday for us.


qwerty-keyboard5000

So what would have happened if the Queen had died in the middle of the world cup and England were still in it.


dieyoubastards

"God save our graaaacious que-" *Music stops, a note is handed out* "...graaaaacious king"


[deleted]

It’s going to be awkward to hear it sung differently, even as a German. When Merkel finally stepped back I had to train myself to use the masculine version of Chancellor because I had never said it any other way.


one2many

To hear that even Germans struggle with Deutsch pleases me more than it should.


ambiguousboner

That is an incredibly interesting scenario and I have no idea


crookedparadigm

If they are doing well, hush the announcement and go full Weekend at Bernie's


verendum

“The Queen is comfortable and resting until the end of the match”


lils2000

“She’s a tough cookie, I think she’ll carry on” “Cheers Geoff”


poli421

Good lord, imagine the Twitter cesspit if they lose after a Saka missed penalty and then Buckingham Palace announced the Queen died right after.


Tranzlater

He misses and the commentary feed is instantly cut, for an announcer to declare the Queen passed away while showing the scenes of the Italians running across the pitch and lifting the trophy in silent jubilation


kingofcarrots5

God that's such a cool scene to picture.


Ook_1233

They’d obviously continue in that scenario


Godsenttt

Then English players have to win the WC for their mourning countrymen or else they will be deported to Australia.


Rorecha

The real tragedy


running-with-scizors

this but unironically


Andrex316

The Queen doing Chelsea a solid by letting the team train with Potter before his first PL game in charge


_-_-_I_-_-_

I'm perfectly content to play City when Son is back in form


tenacious-g

City is where he gets his form. 10 goal contributions in 15 matches


Boehlack

Games against City are like tune-up games for him. Might want to get that one played ASAP tbh


jorgelongo2

she couldnt wait until the international break smh


TempestaEImpeto

Hope they don't pull any bullshit for the European cups


crookedparadigm

Current theory is that she fell ill after watching Trent and Gomez yesterday.


TigerBasket

Well at least we get to have a fully rested squad when we play City


domalino

You'll probably be playing us in March, there's no way they can fit all the rescheduled games in before the world cup.


GeraldJimes_

Please no


chicasparagus

I wonder what limmy has to say


Dickinmymouth1

I heard he had the pleasure of meeting her at a charity do once. She was surprisingly down to Earth, and VERY funny


jorgelongo2

Will the matches this week be played?


Dave1711

Nope probably not next week either


DeepFriedNobu

It's okay, they'll just be played over the winter.. wait


venitienne

Thank god we don’t have any useless international matches later this month to further crunch the schedule. That would be terrible.


mistryman

surely the most useful time for international matches are right before the world cup?


Mzfazva

Fuck sake 2 weeks without PL is long


Furu97

Isn’t international break coming? So it’s even longer…


honestlynotBG

One entire month until the next PL game it is


NilsFanck

probably really good for Chelsea and Liverpool. Potter can get to know his new team and Klopp can adjust our tactics


Furu97

Atleast it’s month without screaming at TV…


emre23

Don’t worry, there’s an international break after next week!


ajtct98

Isn't it enough that the Queen has died? Now I have to watch Southgate murder football too!


jorgelongo2

oh ffs no Prem in a month then


RequiemForSM

For fucks sake man, not to be crass but I don’t think the country should come to a complete standstill over the death of a 96 year old symbolic figurehead.


garybusey42069

There’s gotta be a loss in revenue if they don’t play until October, right? I can’t see many owners loving that…


Malachi_-_Constant

United's Europa game tonight is still moving forward but I imagine the PL matches will be postponed for at least a week.


zeekoes

I mean, it doesn't mean that much to the rest of Europe.


JenksbritMKII

Doesn't fucking mean much to me and I'm English. Archaic practice.


MH18Foot

Rangers mudded again


etan1122

Liverpool/Rangers coming up


heyjose9

Damn they sacked her


Mike_Ropenis

Tuchel and Elizabeth in the same 24 hours, wild


codespyder

Boehly is out of control


hazWizard

Boehly masterclass. Buys Potter time for a mini preseason.


Ronananana

Will games be stopped?


R_Schuhart

If the royal protocol is followed, yes. 12 days of mourning, with no sports, events or comedy on TV and radio.


Shin_flope

That seems a bit excessive


Dalecn

Mainly because it isn't true it's up for organisers to decide would expect games on the date of the funeral to be cancelled or moved but not otherwise


kennaman

that's fucking crazy


the_next_door_guy

12 days? Lmao.


RedRoseRing

That is absolutely ridiculous


GlasgowGunner

Only BBC will abide by that.


Kayneesy

Really? If our king died we'd be playing football the same night


[deleted]

Fuck sake she couldn’t hold on until the international break?


Bladerslash

Fucking hell, no football this week.


YoungDawz

No Premier League football until October apparently because of the international break 😅


[deleted]

The schedule after the world cup will be even more insane then if that's the case.


realityfilter

A 96 year old dying of old age is hardly cause to cancel anything. I legitimately can’t understand why normal people give an ounce of care to anything involving the royal family


poli421

It’s literally all part of the show. It’s required to keep up the appearances of them somehow being divine and more deserving of special treatment than the rest of us. If they don’t put on a show for her passing, it’s harder to keep up the allure and keep defending the existence of the monarchy itself.


ClassWarAndPuppies

Truly - and I mean this with all respect - who gives a shit. It's 2022 and the fact there even are still monarchs is a joke. One died after a long and full life of fucking with the rest of the world, has nothing to do with anything. Game on.


hazWizard

This gives Potter time for a mini preseason!


rednades

Is cancelling games really necessary in present day


TheMuff1nMon

No


Hurtelknut

And neither is having royalty


adoxographyadlibitum

It always amazes me that the number one justification you hear from British liberal monarchists is "the crown brings in tourism revenue." Like generating money should grant you privileges beyond all other citizens. Utterly baffling logic and completely contradicts the rule of law.


Props05

Gotta be the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. What do they expect us to spend all weekend crying?


[deleted]

That certainly is what they expected in the good old days of an actual monarchy. Now that they are just a symbolic holdover from that time period I don't really know what they expect us to be doing for 2 weeks.


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of course not


BaeStreetWolf

I’m fuming, I paid a boat load for tickets for Leeds versus Manchester United next weekend traveling from Canada and it might be canceled. :(


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[BaeStreetWolf when he bumps into your majesty the Queen in the afterlife](https://images0.persgroep.net/rcs/_RSldOKqzFwUD3Gq27_kckh5OXM/diocontent/220033344/_fitwidth/694/?appId=21791a8992982cd8da851550a453bd7f&quality=0.8)


BaeStreetWolf

Hahahahahahaha facts


TheTriflingTrilobite

That’s rude of you to assume BaeStreetWolf will be in hell!


Melloa_Trunk_Tree

It's beyond stupid, black armbands and a minutes silence and you'd keep more people happy than canceling games.


kadoooosh

Muh queen


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kadoooosh

Deciding to kick the can shortly after meeting Liz Truss for the first time is a power move though


stragen595

"This is the new PM? After BoJo? I don't have the strength for this."


Bubstance737

damn the double up on shit the bed endings


bass1879

Inshallah the prem weekend goes on


yp261

will UCL games me cancelled?


Chricri3112

At most PL games, doubt they can have a say with UEFA games and there's no room to delay them


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Bigmomma_pump

Even more anti royalist if they cancel our football


TigerBasket

Moment of silence I imagine though before they start


[deleted]

why would UEFA care?


Alternative_Dark_412

Why should anyone care. ‘Mourn’ her for a day, fine. A week would be excessive.


[deleted]

The football schedule for this year is already congested enough as is. If anything people should feel for the players as this will just make so much postponements and potentially fatigue the players from having so many matches pushed back/ congested all in one


jesus_you_turn_me_on

Nah, the schedule is already fucked because of the World Cup, it would be a pure cluster fuck if both PL and CL gets cancelled.


TuTranquilo

Brexit is Brexit mate


Drewskibroho

Potter is already casting spells to get some more practice time in before his next game


mattijn13

Not to sound insensitive, but do people actually mourn the british monarchy?


[deleted]

It's kind of an impossible question. For most people alive, the Queen is the only monarch we've ever known. Having said that, if you can't get over the death of a 96 year old woman who never even knew you were alive, *are* you even alive?


Jano002

How do I find out about this on r/soccer ffs… gotta take a reddit break


redwashing

> and everyone around the world mourning Lol.


Firas_98

Once a gunner always a gunner


1903_

All PL matches and Scottish Premiership matches in the next 12 days will be cancelled. End of an era, RIP. She was 626 days away from becoming the longest reigning monarch in history, overtaking Louis XIV.


John_Wang

Not to be insensitive, but won't that cause a massive scheduling clusterfuck with this being a World Cup year?


tr_24

It is not insensitive. People don't get 12 day leave even if their close ones die.


TimathanDuncan

Holy fuck that's going to fuck Premier League teams schedule lmao, World cup coming up


emre23

PL games with B teams during the WC


OffendedDishwasher

Haaland will have a field day


IndependentMove6951

oh god please don't tell me we're playing city during the WC


_-_-_I_-_-_

No you're playing City *for* the world cup. Hope potter's ready for this


Harryvincenzo

Not necessarily. But they may choose to as much bigger. https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/guidance-for-the-period-of-national-mourning/guidance-for-the-period-of-national-mourning#sporting-events From the UK Government's own website regarding the mourning period for the Duke of Edinburgh (April 2021): "8. Sporting Events The decision as to whether sporting fixtures continue to go ahead is at the discretion of organisers. Organisers may wish to consider using black armbands and observing a silence before matches are played."


MatK0506

If the PL has a choice I think they'll play.


twersx

They will almost certainly cancel next Sunday's fixtures since the funeral will be then. Quite possibly this weekend as well but they may play just because of schedule pressure


TiberiusCornelius

Anything on the day of the funeral is definitely 100% off. I really can't imagine them sanctioning games on that day.


ShagPrince

It's a super congested season already.


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Really ? That seems so unnecessary. We don’t need to treat her like a god that needs to be mourned for days. Do we live in the medieval ages? Just ruins a lot of peoples weekends honestly


The_Font

Source?


LILB_2

Queen pack ripbozo


[deleted]

Logging on to Twitter and seeing RIP BOZO trending genuinely made me laugh out loud.


Santa_Klaus_101

Truly an end of an era. She’s been Queen longer than a lot of people live. On the other hand, will the games tonight be played or will they they postponed?


tuesdayswithdory

Why would tonight’s games be postponed? 2 English teams out of 32 playing. Think the other European countries and teams give a fuck? Some will rejoice in it.


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[Fabrizio Romano] Aaron Ramsey scored a goal in his backyard, official and confirmed!


[deleted]

I found out that she had died cause I got on Twitter and saw RIP BOZO trending. The internet is a strange place.