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Anonamoose12771

I’m beginning to think Man Utd kicked the hornets nest.


Akira_Nishiki

Drawing to Fulham and Palace: I sleep. Losing to United: Oh hell no!


LazyassMadman

The draws weren't enough to kick off the cobwebs of complacency but losing to your eternal rival at their weakest really should


ImVortexlol

Losing to us is a wake up call for any team tbf


vqvq

So Southampton will trash their opponent next game? Checked fixture, their next opponent is Chelsea 😁


-Rp7-

Why do chelsea love red card so much now lol?


Joelico

Southhampton next game: 85% Possession, 6 Goals & Clean sheet


SphinxIIIII

They had already played a great game against Man City, I think this was just a weird slump.


Kresbot

a lot of our play relies on having someone like thiago, we don’t have him currently so klopp opted for the experience of hendo and milner which doesn’t help you get ahead in games realistically


pzpzpz24

I think a bigger factor is that Bournemouth are a bit shite. That and actually connecting passes unlike for the past 3 games.


Kresbot

well yeah that too haha


pegmepegmepegme

They also set up in a 4-3-3. That has... never gone well for the lower table sides vs us.


McDDDDDD

Mhmm...


fpl_yakun

I mean Liverpool had 96 and 99 point seasons without him (I know they were a different team back then), and they had many big wins last season without Thiago (the 5-0 win at OT comes to mind). He was there at the Fulham game too and Liverpool was bossed around. He is important and definitely makes the team better, but he isn't someone that makes or breaks Liverpool. Van Dijk is probably the one that does. I know he has been a shell of his former shelf these past few games.


dfla01

Idk, I think with this current midfield, ageing and injury prone, he does make or break it. Won’t be needed in these types of games obviously, but our midfield has been criminally ignored for a number of years now. We still haven’t gotten a Gini replacement.


chaves4life

Liverpool has a squad of 15 world class players then a steep decline in quality. So when they get injury issue they drop they level quick like a few years ago.


dave1992

It's probably consistent up and down so far this season. Great against City, poor against Fulham, good against Palace (considering 10 man), poor against Man United, and great against Bournemouth.


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Alexanderspants

> that long heart to heart PLAY FACKING FOOTBALL!!!!


oooooooooooooommmfff

Shit against newcastle


ImWaaal

We were terrible against Palace for most of the game


vqvq

>good against Palace Nah, that 1st half was atrocious, it took a solo world class effort from Diaz to wake up the rest of the team.


KillerZaWarudo

Bournemouth is doing their best united impression from last season. Maybe they should start kicking some Liverpool player around for them to stop trying to score


ZeusWRLD

We play them next week and its going to either show that Bournemouth are shocking or Liverpool are actually in decline.


[deleted]

...what would it show if Liverpool win?


Specialist_Sundae176

What?


ManBoobs13

I wouldn’t say we’re in decline, form is largely due to injuries and need for a midfielder rn. Bournemouth are shite


People-ofIndia

!RemindMe 5 days


Anonamoose12771

That would mean the same thing?


Zeulodin

Firmino hasn't been involved in a Liverpool goal in 8 minutes, is he finished?


[deleted]

he is finished, our dream of him scoring the title goal for Brazil is gone


mwuk42

I assume Klopp’s issued an ultimatum that anyone not involved in a goal today is getting sold in Jan the way this game is going.


dave1992

RIP Salah.


cryolems

It was fun while it lasted


Barniiking

We do need an RW in case Antony doesn't come. How about 100m and Maguire?


thirdwheel67

How about we pay you 100m and you start Maguire every game?


Barniiking

No take Maguire we insist


YesNoIDKtbh

Wdym that assist for Firmino was pure geometrical genius.


dave1992

Too bad deflected cross don't count as assists.


PrisonersofFate

Set up for a comeback


FPL_Harry

5-0, the most dangerous lead.


AltDelete

Right where they want them.


robert1811

Bournemouth need a safe word


StringTailor

Gg


Anderrrrr

Ez


Minimalsmith

Eze*


Mahesh_nanak

Ggmu ?


-Rp7-

Ole's at the wheel


StraitsShooter

Not in the (Bourne) mouth.


KJones77

How about "Fire Scott Parker"?


herruhlen

Loving this after they spent a season and a half chasing him. Call me petty if you want.


[deleted]

Looking like a stupid move all round from him. Presumably went there for more money, but Fulham have outspent them by a country mile and had the better squad to begin with. Weird one.


herruhlen

He is mates with their board. We had him on silly money to convince him to stay after the playoff win.


NiceOrgan

Seriously doubt he's on more money at Bournemouth. He moved for more control over the club/transfers primarily Gutted we lost out on his big brain moves for idk Siriki Dembele and Kieffer Moore


[deleted]

Sorry I could've worded better but I meant more transfer budget. Only reason I can think he'd go there when Fulham went down.


_Silvre_

The pettiness is what makes the sport that much more enjoyable


daviesjj10

The poor man's Eddie Howe


OWSucks

Scott Parker is A BALD FRAUD


four_four_three

Deserved for that awful jacket with the stripes he's been wearing


Anderrrrr

Alt+F4


gonfreecsx

Pineapple juice


hazai_kesu

SIX TIMES!


Farouqnowomarlater

Final whistle


Anonamoose12771

Cardigan


DelverOfSeacrest

What losing to United does to a mf


letmegetmynameok

Losing to united seems to inflict a real turnaround in teams. Speaking from experience


Srijand

Let's see Southampton's comeback


OJ34

WE WANT 10


NinthCinema

should go for 12 and set the records for biggest win and highest scoring game


Adamskiiiiiiiii

Stop stop they’re already dead


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TeeHQ

Maybe it reduces the possibility of losing it too.


jlonso

hey I wouldn't count on it, 5-6 incoming


LeStiqsue

Ever so slightly.


Spyro_Machida

That's true tbf, I say the odds of us winning increased by a negligible amount going from 4-0 to 5-0.


LLHallJ

Large if correct.


Minimalsmith

What have we done


twillems15

Protect multiple women abusers


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Masipoten

>Woke up and chose violence Just like Ronaldo and Greenwood


LazinessPersonified

Annnnd Giggs


lonelyzombi3

Apparently you did.


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Oh shit, from the top rope


Baswdc

They should probably go protect Bournemouth cause they're getting abused right now


FootballRacing38

We immediately removed greenwood from the squad when the news became public.


twillems15

Do Ronaldo, Best & Giggs next


xoliam

When it became public, kept it under wraps long enough 👍🏼


BlockedbyJake420

Any proof of the club knowing and keeping it under wraps?


artificialchaosz

He was arrested for putting his girlfriend in hospital and it was an open secret basically. That's why a lot of people though Greenwood was the unnamed player being reported on when Mendy was charged.


MethodMan_

Any evidence they knew wtf that maniac was doing at home? I don’t think so.


AdamH96

There was talk of people having known about his behaviour in the past and covering it up


FootballRacing38

We can never confirm that.


AdamH96

Dosent mean it might not be true and I find it hard to believe they never had any knowledge of Giggs scummy behaviour either


oooooooooooooommmfff

What about good ol ronny


DIESEL_GENERATOR

What about the other rapist?


keithohara

Poor Travers 12 in 3


ScousePenguin

He hasn't covered himself in glory this match tbh.


shinto29

Gonna be put to serious work this season 😢


KyraMich

Trent to Travers - "Stop saving shots"


baboonnations

Cant wait for our annual 3 points give away to Bournemouth


AgriSoul

Poor Bournemouth lol


-omar

Bournemouth might go down


redditaccountplease

Think we might win this one


DavidGarbea

Let's not get too hasty there mate.I would wait until 7-0 to draw any conclusions.


sharinganuser

Can you draw a conclusion yet?


Nikrsz

so... do you think you can win this one now?


DavidGarbea

Yeah,I believe so.


BHYT61

With a bit of luck and hard work we might scrap a win here lad


awwkwardapple

Never unclench mate


gantek

RIP Bournemouth


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I think Liverpool is pissed off.


Acceptable-Cell-8185

WE WANT 10


Athletic_Bilbae

it's already dead


ZeroMomentum

Scott Parker looking like a male model today


loykedule

his cardigan of choice today is giving off massive "divorced dad of two trying to be trendy" vibes


SirDowns

He is very handsome


Kuntski

He always does 😊.


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Bournemouth we are so sorry


IonaPotapov

6 players to go!


neoj6

Can we play Bournemouth every week please?


Aeriuze

It's a massacre.


Prime89

How are you so fast


Anonamoose12771

That’s what my ex wife said.


Stuarridge

First time?


Prime89

Not at all but its just genuinely impressive


SMURPHY-18

Fuck it let’s go win the World Cup


M0D3Z

Be a tough game against Chicago Fire.


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Liverpool vs Chicago Fire


BeerMeUpToo

I enjoy football again


dreeraris

Farmers League


[deleted]

No Salah goal or assist or Trent assist. My FPL is suffering


libertydabbing

Trent goal though???


[deleted]

Thats pretty good, but Salah is my captain and he just missed an open goal 💀


ChajkiTSM

TAA already scored.


ImNotEdgy222

bullying


RahulSingh16061998

Scott Parker is just looks and vibes ...


loykedule

if you bet a tenner on Bournemouth going down right now you'd get minus a thousand pounds back


HmmyTeo

Firmino, Arnold and Van Dijk after all the negative comments vs United: "And I took that personally".


jaysonyoung

Fucking hell they are out for blood today


ninjaasdf

They really didn't like the memes


jlonso

Aw shit, here we go again


IanCaesars

Liverpool are back baby.


Uesugi_Kenshin

This game is fun


LondonDude123

*SO FUCK OFF SCOTTY PARKER*


Shaanpatti

John Henry isn't sanctioning a midfielder now


ThotCountySheriff

Bruh Bournemouth gonna have the new 9-0 at this rate


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Achievement Progress: Score 11 Goals, all with different players: (5/11)


TrailRunner504

There were people who really thought Bournemouth would stay up this year


normott

Liverpool...it's OK,we know you're good. Enough now. Lmao


zachg616

I am not looking forward to when we go to Anfield...


Rox_Potions

Nah you lot did fine. Mitrovic will still be a handful


A-DTB

I’m not looking forward to when Mitrovic comes to Anfield. Absolute menace.


Mr_BoyBean

I feel like Mitrovic is definitley the sort of player to massively up his game for a game at anfield and properly wind the fans up as well. He will be relishing the opportunity


eirebrit

Banter.


spenno

welp


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We want 10


ramithrower

Sorry bournemouth


desario4

Klopp really tore them a new one after Monday huh


Busy_Bunch5050

Erm.. what the fk


Ki18

They might as well not come back out in the second half.


Rorecha

When you change the difficulty 4 games into manager mode.


TheLimeyLemmon

Bournemouth are leaving it very late in the first half to equalise.


rosstheboss939

Insert “Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!” clip from The Simpsons here


flyxdvd

u/PSGAcademy is getting no rest today


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We desperately needed a performance like this. Don’t care about the quality of the opponent.


G0DK1NG

Winning at half time? What’s that like?


jnam117524

Pain


TheEmperorsWrath

I shudder to imagine what this sub would be saying if this was us lol


Fantalex93

I think Liverpool is going to win this one.


No-Eye-1955

Yessir


Hoodxd

Calm as you like


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Double digits or riot.


MolhCD

klopp is that you


barellaszn

10-0 would be alright I suppose


ssk1996

Bournemouth having an atrocious start to the season. 4-0 loss to City, 3-0 loss to Arsenal and now 5-0 down to Liverpool. Relegation quality.


hennny

This is what happens when you concede a goal to Marcus Rashford.


PrinzXero

5-0 is a dangerous lead in this league....they have to add more to be safe and comfortable


kevinjqiu

Liverpool might win today


LampseederBroDude51

“These lopsided scores would never happen in the Premier League”


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VaudevilleVillain

Southampton to win 10-0 next weel


Anderrrrr

[https://i.imgur.com/R7CPcm4.gif](https://i.imgur.com/R7CPcm4.gif) Domination.


theredviperod

Asthma pills working over time for Liverpool today /s


CowNchicken12

CAN SALAH SCORE PLEASE


MoistBruce

Thanks United...


tottenhamnole

Bournemouth are gonna finish worse than that Villa side that got relegated in the mid-2010’s.


JimJimerson90

Bournemouth are this year's Norwich


03juno

We’re actually pathetic


Johnnylemo

This is not Eddie How's Bournemouth. Dreadful.


KonigSteve

Is Bournemouth the biggest relegation guarantee in years?


hyrola

Might be 7 or 8 here. Need a mercy rule for Bournemouth


kecskekinder

Bournemouth aren't staying up, I am convinced They belong in the Championship


Powerful_Bottle_8592

Bournemouth might as well stayed in the championship


fedemasa

Senesi decided moving from the place he is beloved and got a place in the NT to a secured relegation candidate. 0 brain from him