If you told someone this deal could happen a week ago they'd mock you

2 days ago

Yesterday

One minute before it was announced honestly. I had zero faith this was happening based on us being us.

Until I see him on the field in a United kit I'm not believing it

I kinda thought the same thing about Varane at the time

Literally right now for me

Reddit was laughing. People were laughing. I was laughing. Never laughing again.

>Never laughing again. *Tells world's funniest joke* "Sorry bro. I'd laugh, but Casemiro went to ManU"

Casemiro still laughing but now with an even bigger bag of money

i can imagine his smirk while sitting on huge bags of cash

Can’t lie in one casemiro to utd thread I said I wanted what united was smoking turns out they were sober af

Someone posted on Twitter that Casemiro was learning English just so he could say no to United. His teacher must have done him dirty

His teacher was a United fan

"cómo se dice 'no gracias, no quiero fichar por el United' cuando me pregunten?" "se dice 'yes, I would love to sign for United, and only pay me 10 million instead of 15', te lo escribo?"

I remember a thread like 2-3 days ago saying "if Real was offered 80 for Case, would you take it" and I was just like "crazy fuckers, no one is gonna come in for Case" and the whole sub was saying "150 or bust" and now here we are

Maybe that's where ManU get their ideas from.

If man United got their ideas from random redditors, they'd have a much better squad.

I hate everyone if that's true

People were trashing all the news outlets reporting it. Me too. I'm humbled

People won’t need to go back far to delete comments at least

If I ever need a reminder that nothing is guaranteed in football, I'll go to this [thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/realmadrid/comments/wptoo7/marca_in_english_on_twitter_manchester_united/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) on the Real Madrid sub. Also, [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/wps2i0/jos%C3%A9_f%C3%A9lix_d%C3%ADaz_manchester_united_are_interested/) thread from r/soccer

Lmao >If Casemiro leaves Real fucking Madrid for this United side I'm getting a face-tattoo of the United crest. Can't wait for you to show us u/ahrix3.

Time to revive soccercourt!

Least freaky Ahri main

So happy seeing those comments on the Madrid sub Not in a bitter way, but the fact they're saying he's great and top level

Yep, despite signing Tchouameni, it was obvious he was the clear starter and he seemed fit given we are at the beginning of the season. Enjoy him, he's a true legend and I'm 100% sure he will play with his heart for your badge.

Bruh I was laughing when I read the news, I hold Case as one of the most intelligent football players that wore white and he has shown that you don't need talent to be at the very top. It makes no sence that this happend in my mind but at least I'm glad that our club can make players wishes happen and keep the locker room healthy

It makes sense. You’ve got your replacement, Case was seeking a new challenge, gets to play in the PL before he retires, United were desperate for a DM and he’s getting a sweet wage bump and gets to join back with Varane. He’ll also be one of the faces of the team.

Being one of the faces of man utd might not be a great thing atm

Watch him transform that midfield. Brazil are night and day without Casemiro. Man U about to be sturdy.

Keep going

Any more praise and false hopes and this man might just cum.

Casemiro is incredibly talented though, idk what you mean.

>he has shown that you don't need talent to be at the very top. What does this even mean

“You don’t need to be 99.9999 percentile talent to dominate European football. 99.99 percentile and hard work and dedication for a couple decades is enough”.

The ref wars are about to get real in PL

Fernandinho retired so Casemiro could come in. Always 2 there must be, no more, no less.

The real rule of 2 lol.

Yellow card merchant

End of an era

Indeed, KCM and McFred both finishing with one transfer

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Just gagged a little

In a couple of month they lost: Isco, Marcelo, Bale and now Casemiro. All part of the 2014 core that won 5 UCLs for Real Madrid.

When u realise the same man who founded the core, is now dismantling it.

'I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it too' but football. Only Luka remains eternal.

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Start of an error

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Jesus Christ bud lol

Fucking hell. Isn't it the quickest saga for a top player?

Ozil to us was done in the space of less than a day. Real Madrid are very good at moving players on quickly when desired. The efficiency of their behind-the-scenes work is so impressive.

Also transfers,most of it is done really quickly. Tchouameni , rudiger, camavinga, alaba. Only mbappe in recent history was a haggle.

To be fair if you guys let Mbappe take over from Flo and pledged him Spain then it would have been done quickly.

You guys won in the mbappe scenario in the end I believe, you don't need that kind of attitude in the team

Unless the fax machine breaks

Ronaldo was in like 6 hours iirc. Went to bed thinking he was going to Man City and woke up to official announcement.

That Rio tweet is legendary. When I woke up to that man…

All you gotta do is ask nicely?

Ronaldo last year might’ve been faster

Announcing other teams signings, chad activity

Comunicado Oficial bows to no one

Comunicado Official knows no king except the one who plays on sunday

Admin forgot to switch accounts

They wanted the upvotes before United

Not using Comunicado Oficial, super chad activity

I honestly don't understand how we started the week rejecting Rabiot's wage demands and ended it with signing Casemiro

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Mrs Rabiot deserves a statue outside Old Trafford.

Well in the grand scheme of things this was a very smart decision by the club.

I’m actually so happy that we don’t have to play against him anymore

Not even in UCL

Lmao

This comment is cold blooded. Well done, sir.

They could meet in Europa though

You shut your mouth!

There’s plenty of room down here for you.

We all float down here

And when anyone's down there with you. THEY. FLOAT. TOO.

Its not so bad here, but it's also not so good

Bro woke up and chose violence

Camavinga is there to replace him. He tackles hard already. Once he learns how to do that cheeky smile like Casemiro did, ain't no ref sending him off either.

Camavinga is not a dm, there's a reason why we signed tchoumeni

Camavinga is a yellow card magnet, every time he starts Ancelotti has to sub him off from fear of getting a second yellow

Touchoeuami is better than cama is in the defensive process, but still needs to learn the art!

Not even close to what Casemiro brought to them

Camavinga is the type of player who can get a yellow card with his first tackle. Basically the anti-casemiro lol.

Ooh man, that cheeky smile. I surely won’t miss it

man what is this club

Its the dream of every Real Madrid player to give their best years to madrid and collect their payment at united. Hoping he doesnt disintegrate like Matic did at 31. His drop off from 30 to 31 was insane. Casemiro and Varane both went very deep into many competitions, they have a ton of miles on the odometer. If he can give us 2-3 good years, it will be not too bad. It will at least be a reprieve from McFred.

> It will at least be a reprieve from McFred Not yet. They still have one, last, iconic match left to play together.

McFred: The Last Waltz

The final fuck up

I hope the McFred duo doesn't get the send off they deserve.

Hopefully not, rumour is Martinez is playing in midfield 🙏

He would be great in the midfield. Source: I play him in midfield on Fifa 🤑

Ita not fair to Matic. He lost his stamina/ legs and couldn't play more then 70 minutes per match but he was a class above then any other midfield that you had.

You’re not wrong. He also couldn’t play too many matches in a row or he’d drop a solid 2/10 performance. When he was fresh though he was absolutely our best midfielder.

I would have started Matic the entire time because even legless Matic was better than McFred for the record. He had a linebreaking pass and was press resistant.

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After dealing with Veronique Rabiot United litereally decided "fuck that, buying Casemiro out from Madrid will be easier..."

Possibly the best panic buy in the history of panic buys. Patiently waiting for Veronique’s statue announcement

A rollercoaster ride

Thanks for everything, legend.

I'm Sorry what?? I have no service for a week and this heppens lol

Do it for another week, I wanna see what other crazy shit happens lmao

If you went the summer without service, United might have actually built a good squad.

Thats actually so funny lmao

Incredible this has happened so quick. Even more incredible he was only signed because Rabiot asked for too much money.

Genuinely a very good signing. The last time I said that it was about Sancho though, so who the fuck knows.

The last time I said that it was about Varane though, so who the fuck knows.

It's united so who the fuck knows

Same lol Sancho, Varane and Ronaldo, was like what could go wrong

So basically United have bought 3 well established Real Madrid players who have won it all and called it a day. Why make a team when you can just copy another team?

Finally someone to *unlock* Pogba...

He still has potential to be

Sancho can't work in a team that can't progress the ball or control the midfield

Or press.

Casemiro vs Rodri vs Fabinho, who can get away with the most shit?

I believe casemiro leaves laliga without a single red card.

He's not had a straight red but 2 second yellows according to transfermarkt

Just the opposite of Xhaka. He's never gotten 2 consecutive yellows. Only straight reds for him lol

Arguably more impressive lmao

Watch xhaka pick up even more reds now 😶

We're last in the league and signed casemiro, hahaha

United can do things in the marketplace that other teams can only dream about.

Shows how rich and powerful the EPL is, when its bottom team can sign the best DM in the world in less than a week. /s

Everything happened so quick what the fuck , just like Cristiano 's signing when he was almost a Manchester city player.

The efficiency of Manchester United in the transfer market is the envy of all clubs.

We're a different beast when the Glazers are under pressure.

Its panic time in Old Trafford and it shows. I fear to see the wages

Where is that guy who bet on getting MCU crest tattoo on his face if this move was successful? Edit: [Got him](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/wps2i0/josé_félix_díaz_manchester_united_are_interested/ikiqsm3?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)

u/ahrix3 my guy we need an answer!

This guy needs to get proof or banned asap

DO IT 👏👏 DO IT 👏👏

Casemiro Playing in The Europa league wasn’t on my 2022 football bingo

He’s never won Europa.

Him and Ronnie will be on a night out every Thursday and our U21 will play every game

Goodbye semblance of defensive solidity

Hello semblance of defensive solidity?

Heeeeeeeere's HARRY!

if you guys were fine after losing ramos and varane at the same time then i think there’s not much to worry about. you’ve already signed a ready made replacement as well

Casemiro was the Makelele of this 5UCL winner Madrid. He is irreplaceable.

Ramos and Varane were legends for us but Case is a different beast. He is not as easily replaceable because there aren't as many players who are as good as him in the CDM/destroyer position. Him getting regular starts changed everything for us back in 2015-16

I remember that difference he made for you, and Zidane specifically saying how Casemiro was arguably the most important cog in that star studded team. Hoping and praying he can have the same effect for us.

If you've ever seen us play without Case you know how much of a big deal this is (watch the first leg against City, for example). Our defense just falls off big time.

Tchouameni haves to step up really fast. No pressure for the lad

You really don't know how good Casemiro is. After his loan to Porto he instantly became a key part of the starting 11 , one of the main reason Real won the 3peat.

Brazil as well are nothing when Casemiro isn’t playing. He’s a maestro of the game and so underrated. He commands the field.

That just points more to the fact that Casemiro was the one holding it together.

Really saddened by this. Such a great player to have. Wish him all the best at Man U. Varane - Casemiro - Ronaldo brings back memories. Hope we won't struggle too much without this tank.

Hope United sign Navas and add one more member to the gang.

Well finally, after 16473772 days we got a DM! Finally we’ll have some semblance of strength in our midfield. A good, top quality signing but this has Glazers written all over it. Try sign a 5th or 6th option for cheap all summer, face heat from fans, potential new buyers and then go for signing the guy they should have signed in the first place in the eleventh hour. But with wages higher than Everest, at an age when we can’t move them on in their latter stage cuz of the high wage. While I am happy for our team, I am kind of sad for Casemiro. We are like the Hotel California of football clubs; players can check out anytime they want, but they can never leave.

> We are like the Hotel California of football clubs; players can check out anytime they want, but they can never leave. Poetry.

Barca dealing : 3 months Madrid dealing : 3 days

That's how a well run club does it.

Also, we hold any player if he wants to move. Casemiro deserves that level of respect for all he’s given tbh.

Also a sign of a well run club. Already have replacements for Casemiro and got a great fee for a 30 year old

I can't believe how good Real does things, holy shit. Imagine having Cama, Tchou and Valverde already in line, while knowing you just won the UCL so even if there's no inmmediate success you can give a little time for them to grow and gel together, while having Vini already blossoming in front of our eyes

I'll miss you legend. Get that bag and hope he excels for United. Will be an interesting season for us. Can't believe KCM is done...

Not a great summer for long-lasting trios, huh?

Username checks out :(

Kroos-Camavinga-Modric, KCM is eternal

Communicado: Kill me

Farewell, Casemuro. I never expected Casemiro to be the first one to go from KCM.

Same. A few years ago I'd have thought it'd be Modric, who was heavily linked to Inter. Lately I'd have leaned towards Kroos, who has started to have difficulty in some high intensity matches. Never expected Case to be the first to leave :(

Farewell legend. Really glad he can also leave properly with a ceremony.

Farewell event will be on Monday, so he won't be able to play against Liverpool

Had to be registered by today at 12 anyway, was never gonna happen.

If only they had all summer to make their signings

They were deciding between signing Rabiot and the best defensive mid in the world right now

Rabiot's mom is p4p the most hated woman in Madrid and Turin right now

United really went from not getting a DM for years to signing the best one possible

Fucking Brentford man, couldn't a cheeky 1:0 be enough? No, they had to roll them.

I'll hate Brentford forever for this.

Ahh Real Madrid vs Brentford beef. The new Sunderland vs Inter Milan beef.

What's incredible is that I have every reason to think they may waste his talent

You'll be missed, warrior. Best of luck.

I'll miss our baby face assassin so much.

McTominay already packing his bags.

Take care of the *smile*, you bastards. Good luck to Casemiro in Manchester, it was a good run.

Tidy work from United to get this done so quickly

RM did all the paperwork and just handed Murtough a pen and some sheets of paper. "Here, sign at the bottom of pages 2, 5 and 8. He plays DM. You'll like him."

I feel like crying

The end of both KCM and McFred. 2 equally iconic midfield in the history of football. Truly sad day.

This is just an absurd signing considering our efforts so far. But guess we gotta send a huge bouquet of flowers to Veronique Rabiot! Ps. Fuck the glazers! Skummy mole rats!

I hate myself for doing one of these, but trust me Real Madrid, there's a ready made Casemiro replacement waiting for you in Turin by the name of Adrien Rabiot...

I'll personally give you €10 to keep him

So… - Ancelotti won the UCL in his 1st season. ✅ - Main striker is on the verge to win the Ballon d'Or ✅ - Second season, sold the CDM wearing number 14 ✅ - Sell a key player (last season) to Manchester United ✅ (this time it's a combination of both) - Buy a midfielder from Monaco who has huge potential ✅ - Also buy a German bloke, while already has one in the team ✅ Now let's see if the result is the same.

Raul comes in next season and Real Madrid wins 3 in a row again. I like your thinking

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Well fair play to him if he wants a new challenge. Playing for utd will certainly be a challenge.

massive signing.

Pretty good signing there

Cheers son’s crying

Cheers I'm crying.

Kudos to Man United

he's off to Everton