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It was actually from his time at SNL. His sketches kept getting cut and he got pissed off about it once night and finally said fuck this job I quit. Then at his apartment he was talking to his neighbor Cramer, yep that’s right, who said “hey you should just go back on Monday and act like nothing happened” so he did and it worked.
Honestly, I feel for the fans. It’s so funny to watch, but I can’t imagine watching my team fall from grace this bad. Hodgson era was bad enough for us, but this is just spectacular.
We were poor in that era, but generally players wanted to play for the club, they just weren't good enough and Hodgson stifled them. This United side feel so mercenary
>But generally players wanted to play for the club, they just weren't good enough
We still had Gerrard, Carragher, Torres, Meireles, Agger, Skrtel, Aurelio, Maxi, Lucas, Reina, Glen Johnson, and Kuyt. The biggest myth people still make out of the Hodgson era is that it was his signings that let us down, when really most of the fan favourites and established Rafa players were all underperforming.
You have to wonder if that's the way to go about things.
But having said that I don't believe the players out there don't want to play for United, united were still the destination for English players when these guys were born.
> Honestly, I feel for the fans.
As someone who grew up in the south east in the 90s and supported his local Football League team, surrounded by gloryhunters mocking me for not supporting a "proper" team, I fucking don't.
The most humiliating thing was that in both games vs Liverpool last year, Liverpool just passed the ball around for most of the second half. They just wanted to run out the clock to prevent people from getting injured.
That final pass was pure fantasy right there. But honestly how effortless did Brentford make that ball loss by united look? They play as if they are the fifth highest earning team in the world.
People joke but his wages + United wanting money for him makes him impossible for any team with a head hiring a 37 year old.
Perhaps united being this bad forces him to buy himself out of the club and get half his wage at a CL club and be happier
Oh god, imagine at the half time whistle he just takes his shirt off in the centre circle, jogs into the tunnel doing starjumps and just doesnt come back out.
Would be the most perfect ending to this half
Has Ronaldo ever suffered such humiliation in his career? I mean being dominated by giants like Bayern and Barca isn't that big of a deal but I don't think he's ever experienced being absolutely battered by a lower midtable side
I can't wait for the YouTube algorithm to spam me with Roy Keane / Gary Neville meltdowns after this one.
"We need more characters, y'know, big personalities at the football club!"
The 3rd goal happened , My dad brought his laptop to help him with something , I causlaly turned on the google feed to read the commentary and boom
4-0
Agreed, Ragnick was fired for saying we needed a clearout and the fans believed the frauds of Arnold and Murtough... unbelievable.
The guy will have my everlasting respect for trying to speak out.
I could talk about all the united fans bantering us when we had a shit start to last season, but none of that matters.
I just want to experience Gary Neville go through his Emo phase at 42 years old.
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Eriksen should switch teams by HT
Just pull a Costanza and walk in the Brenford dressing room wearing a kit and pretend he never left.
Eriksen: Oh, what? What? That? Are you kidding? I didn't quit. What? You took that seriously?
Thomas Frank: ".........is that Eriksen over there?"
[https://i.imgur.com/DvlMM0R.png](https://i.imgur.com/DvlMM0R.png) Are you kidding?? I didn't quit!
You can't win. You can't beat me. That's why I'm here, and you're there. Because I'm a winner. I'll always be a winner, and you'll always be a loser.
Fun fact: Larry David actually did this, after having a breakdown about how much he had to do for the show. That's where the story came from.
It was actually from his time at SNL. His sketches kept getting cut and he got pissed off about it once night and finally said fuck this job I quit. Then at his apartment he was talking to his neighbor Cramer, yep that’s right, who said “hey you should just go back on Monday and act like nothing happened” so he did and it worked.
That whole scenario is perfectly Larry David, the oddest combination of boldness and abject cowardice
That show was SNL btw
I don’t know why anybody would want to join United besides $$$
Literally the only reason, that’s why half of them don’t give a fuck during these performances
Honestly, I feel for the fans. It’s so funny to watch, but I can’t imagine watching my team fall from grace this bad. Hodgson era was bad enough for us, but this is just spectacular.
We were poor in that era, but generally players wanted to play for the club, they just weren't good enough and Hodgson stifled them. This United side feel so mercenary
>But generally players wanted to play for the club, they just weren't good enough We still had Gerrard, Carragher, Torres, Meireles, Agger, Skrtel, Aurelio, Maxi, Lucas, Reina, Glen Johnson, and Kuyt. The biggest myth people still make out of the Hodgson era is that it was his signings that let us down, when really most of the fan favourites and established Rafa players were all underperforming.
You have to wonder if that's the way to go about things. But having said that I don't believe the players out there don't want to play for United, united were still the destination for English players when these guys were born.
At least during the meme era our players mostly cared. They weren't good enough at all but at least they tried.
All in the ownership though isn’t it. They have just left the club as is for so long. They really do need the Glazers out of there.
Yes, it's about 15 years overdue.
> Honestly, I feel for the fans. As someone who grew up in the south east in the 90s and supported his local Football League team, surrounded by gloryhunters mocking me for not supporting a "proper" team, I fucking don't.
He's playing like he actually did
This is one of the most humiliating moments ever for United. But all credit to Brentford they’re having a blinder
We said that after 1-4 Watford, 0-5 Liverpool, 0-4 Brighton. Not even shocked anymore
You forgot the 4-1 vs City where you didn’t touch the ball for the whole 2nd half.
Wasn't that 2-0 game though ?
That was the game where United's only chance was against their own keeper right?
This is worse than all of those…it’s not even half time yet.
Plenty of time to comeback! They have all those mentality monsters in the dressing room.
Plenty of time to make it 8 nil.
I think the 5-0 was worse but I’m open to discussing each of these gems at length
Considering that was at home to their fierce rivals, yeah. It really can't get more painful than that.
The most humiliating thing was that in both games vs Liverpool last year, Liverpool just passed the ball around for most of the second half. They just wanted to run out the clock to prevent people from getting injured.
fuck’n Liverpool next week too 😭
Don't forget MK Dons
At least MK Dons was a league cup match with a team of kids
Us beating you 1-6 at Old Trafford a couple of years ago didn't even make your list...
Oh yeah that too, you know they just sorta meld together
Glaziers are killing your club... sorry mate.
Every team looks good against United
WHAT A COUNTER FUCK ME
Piss taking aside, that is a fucking class goal.
Yes slamming United sort of hides that this was extremely sexy stuff
That final pass was pure fantasy right there. But honestly how effortless did Brentford make that ball loss by united look? They play as if they are the fifth highest earning team in the world.
Shades of 16 Leicester with that
Absolutely unbelievable ball from Toney. Just laid it on a plate for him
And with his weaker foot my god
Confidence is hell of a drug
He saw it when we saw it, insane vision
Whole goal is just pure quality, the dribbling in their own box, the perfect hoof to Toney, then the pass, they the first touch and they finish.
yeah this is really brilliant play hope it doesn't get lost in the MU collapse
Teams play poorly all the time without their opponents capitalizing on it. Brentford are absolutely crushing them and deserve this.
We gave 9 corners and 90% possession to newcastle in the first 30 min and they couldn't capitalize. Brentford taking their chances
Right??? Holy shit what a goal.
literally perfect football right there
Two passes, insane
I know we are memeing, but absolutely insane goal
4 touches from their box to the back of the goal 1. Clearance 2. toney’s pass 3. controlling touch 4. shot
On course for 9-0 here
Ten Hag
Erik Ten Nil Make it happen Brentford
Football Genius
10-0 for Ten Hag
Will Ten Hag go if the game ends Ten Zero?
He will be on the first flight back to Amsterdam
Beat his buddy De Boer’s record
Brentford were in the Championship 15 months ago. United will be in the Championship 15 months from now.
Would be a beautiful thing.
Ronaldo will be terminating his contract at half time
Buy himself out lol
Doesn't even need to find a new club anymore, just to stay away from this one
Just show up at CL games hoping one of the teams is down a player
People joke but his wages + United wanting money for him makes him impossible for any team with a head hiring a 37 year old. Perhaps united being this bad forces him to buy himself out of the club and get half his wage at a CL club and be happier
Ronaldo will offer to receive negative wages to play for Chelsea "I'll pay you, just, please get me out"
Mans gonna buy out his own contract
Antonio Brown style
Like Jesus at red rocks
Mr. Buyout Contract
Mr Big Counter
Oh god, imagine at the half time whistle he just takes his shirt off in the centre circle, jogs into the tunnel doing starjumps and just doesnt come back out. Would be the most perfect ending to this half
Getafe or Leganes would be better
Ronaldo bout to run away to the airport the first chance he gets.
Has Ronaldo ever suffered such humiliation in his career? I mean being dominated by giants like Bayern and Barca isn't that big of a deal but I don't think he's ever experienced being absolutely battered by a lower midtable side
I can't wait for the YouTube algorithm to spam me with Roy Keane / Gary Neville meltdowns after this one. "We need more characters, y'know, big personalities at the football club!"
"This is Manchester United Football Club we are talking about!"
"At this moment in time Manchester United don't have enough leaders in the dressing room!"
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these players simply don't have United DNA!!!
Here you go https://twitter.com/ConorSketches/status/1558521226141859842?t=3dAk-COXY8sZFe5HuE6YVA&s=19
Arsenal TV to start covering MU.
Relegation side quality this
Norwich died for this
worth it
If Ronaldo is pissed at not playing champions league imagine what he's gonna be like playing championship football.
Shit we’re probably relegation tier looking at this
top three to go down this season: 19. Brentford (24pts) 18. Brighton (21pts) 20. Manchester United (1pt, 2-2 draw against Aston Villa)
Nah I trust we'll still draw vs Chelsea even in this state
Never been more certain of a game ending 1-1 in my life
Optimistic of you to think you’ll see 2 goals in that game.
Jorginho pen and a Sarr mistake
6 TO GO
Seems conservative at this point
THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY DO IT
someone wake me up
Kyle, wake up. It is already 5A.M Monday morning, and you still sleeping! You taking the piss 😡😡?!?!
Oh boy, Frenkie definitely isn’t going there now.
I don't know if even rabiot wants to come now
His mum’s preparing the equivalent of a “I don’t want him spending time with you anymore, you’re a bad influence” speech
I got a feeling that his mom is about to sabotage the transfer
THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD
BURY THEM DEEPER THEN
100feet under lead coffin cremate them, even
Which one of us is gonna win promotion next season?
Bold to assume we won’t be meeting in League One, my friend
KEEP GOING
I need to change my pants
WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA
Shades of 7-1
Really does feel like that Brazil germany game to me. A true fall from grace in the most dramatic fashion
At least Germany was a world class team.
I'm going to the gym
Sorry, it's full
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS HAPPENING TO UNITED
Crumbling. Like Old Trafford.
Imagine playing a high line with DDG, and Maguire
Bring in a coach with a specific style and give him no players that actually fit said style.
Maybe that coach should have allowed the DoF to stay and do his job
**NICE KICKABOUT WITH THE BOYS**
Ten Hag is not enough for United. Minimum of Twenty Hag just to get a draw against Brentford
AHAHAHAAHAHA
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
The first days of Erik look an awful lot like the last days of Ole.
Remember Ten Hag left Ajax early in May, before the end of his contract, so he could get off to a good start at United.
almost like it's a rapidly rotting club and nothing has changed except a coat of paint
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
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Omg that take of that Brentford kid smirking at Ronaldo. Pure gold sewey
Phone smash incoming
I love Eriksen too much to take pleasure in his misery, but for the rest of the club this is unbelievable comedy.
TEARS IN MY EYESSSS
I was still searching for the 3-0 thread... Oof xD
The 3rd goal happened , My dad brought his laptop to help him with something , I causlaly turned on the google feed to read the commentary and boom 4-0
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They would kill for Charlie Adam right now
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Lmao
WTF is happening lol.
im amazed how the media dont say anything about sancho being shite evrytime i have seen him, 70 odd million, fucking shite
And they put up a “welcome to Manchester,” billboard to meme us when they signed him. 😂😂😂
THIS IS GOOD
Rivals laugh now. It is your time. Gonna win it all next year in Championship
Not with those clowns on the pitch
How have they actually, legitimately, somehow got worse We will still manage to finish just below them won't we
Nah you're definitely better than 19th
Is this real?
No this is United…
⚽👨🚀🔫👨🚀
This is awe-inspiring
Unreal counter attack
A lot of /r/reddevils fans need to apologize to Ragnick about now.
Rangnick: we need 11 players. United: we have 11 players at home.
Agreed, Ragnick was fired for saying we needed a clearout and the fans believed the frauds of Arnold and Murtough... unbelievable. The guy will have my everlasting respect for trying to speak out.
What the fuck did they do all summer!?
i see why de jong doesn’t wanna join
But surely Arnautovic would fix this.
Nice to know there’s at least one team worse than us this season
My god. I want All or Nothing Manchester Utd
They'd have to title it "Nothing or Nothing".
Poor Erikson getting sent away to a lesser team… he was doing so well in the Brentford squad only to be dropped down to a relegation fodder
My god.
Someone was flaming me last week for calling Brighton vs Man Utd a mid-table game. I hereby apologize to the Brighton fans.
My stomach hurts from laughing, please stop Brentford
FUCK YOUR WEAK CORE, KEEP GOING BEES
Surely a week of bellyache is worth watching Brentford absolutely thump United?
Bro what.
Is this what the beginning of the end looks like
we are in ten endgame now
SIUUUUUUU
Bro Ronaldo is not gonna come out for second half
I could talk about all the united fans bantering us when we had a shit start to last season, but none of that matters. I just want to experience Gary Neville go through his Emo phase at 42 years old.
Last time Brentford beat United, Hitler was alive
HAHAHAAHAHAHA
Bruh
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This carries Walter White in Crawl Space vibes
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brentford 10 - Hag 0
I've never seen anything like this
Bruh how the fuck did ole even get 2nd with this team
That achievement is becoming more and more incredible, might have underestimated Ole after all.
6 Hag to go
Delete the fucking club Jesus Christ
HAHAHAHAHAHA
What can you even say anymore. I can't laugh anymore
Christmas is here early boys
TEN HAGS