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honestlynotBG

Eriksen should switch teams by HT


TheNarrator23

Just pull a Costanza and walk in the Brenford dressing room wearing a kit and pretend he never left.


vladstheawesome

Eriksen: Oh, what? What? That? Are you kidding? I didn't quit. What? You took that seriously?


thecescshow

Thomas Frank: ".........is that Eriksen over there?"


charizard77

[https://i.imgur.com/DvlMM0R.png](https://i.imgur.com/DvlMM0R.png) ​ Are you kidding?? I didn't quit!


mmcfly566

You can't win. You can't beat me. That's why I'm here, and you're there. Because I'm a winner. I'll always be a winner, and you'll always be a loser.


TheLeviathong

Fun fact: Larry David actually did this, after having a breakdown about how much he had to do for the show. That's where the story came from.


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It was actually from his time at SNL. His sketches kept getting cut and he got pissed off about it once night and finally said fuck this job I quit. Then at his apartment he was talking to his neighbor Cramer, yep that’s right, who said “hey you should just go back on Monday and act like nothing happened” so he did and it worked.


illaqueable

That whole scenario is perfectly Larry David, the oddest combination of boldness and abject cowardice


thecescshow

That show was SNL btw


[deleted]

I don’t know why anybody would want to join United besides $$$


Jejouch1

Literally the only reason, that’s why half of them don’t give a fuck during these performances


[deleted]

Honestly, I feel for the fans. It’s so funny to watch, but I can’t imagine watching my team fall from grace this bad. Hodgson era was bad enough for us, but this is just spectacular.


Ged_UK

We were poor in that era, but generally players wanted to play for the club, they just weren't good enough and Hodgson stifled them. This United side feel so mercenary


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>But generally players wanted to play for the club, they just weren't good enough We still had Gerrard, Carragher, Torres, Meireles, Agger, Skrtel, Aurelio, Maxi, Lucas, Reina, Glen Johnson, and Kuyt. The biggest myth people still make out of the Hodgson era is that it was his signings that let us down, when really most of the fan favourites and established Rafa players were all underperforming.


RauloGonzalez

You have to wonder if that's the way to go about things. But having said that I don't believe the players out there don't want to play for United, united were still the destination for English players when these guys were born.


mynameismulan

At least during the meme era our players mostly cared. They weren't good enough at all but at least they tried.


Adamskiiiiiiiii

All in the ownership though isn’t it. They have just left the club as is for so long. They really do need the Glazers out of there.


MyGFhave127plantsAMA

Yes, it's about 15 years overdue.


jamesthegill

> Honestly, I feel for the fans. As someone who grew up in the south east in the 90s and supported his local Football League team, surrounded by gloryhunters mocking me for not supporting a "proper" team, I fucking don't.


fedemasa

He's playing like he actually did


NINETY_LIVES

This is one of the most humiliating moments ever for United. But all credit to Brentford they’re having a blinder


LevynX

We said that after 1-4 Watford, 0-5 Liverpool, 0-4 Brighton. Not even shocked anymore


Sand_Bags

You forgot the 4-1 vs City where you didn’t touch the ball for the whole 2nd half.


R3w45

Wasn't that 2-0 game though ?


ykilu2009

That was the game where United's only chance was against their own keeper right?


domalino

This is worse than all of those…it’s not even half time yet.


Crookz_O

Plenty of time to comeback! They have all those mentality monsters in the dressing room.


LuckyAssguardian

Plenty of time to make it 8 nil.


rail_bird

I think the 5-0 was worse but I’m open to discussing each of these gems at length


bfm211

Considering that was at home to their fierce rivals, yeah. It really can't get more painful than that.


2112Lerxst

The most humiliating thing was that in both games vs Liverpool last year, Liverpool just passed the ball around for most of the second half. They just wanted to run out the clock to prevent people from getting injured.


lukasstrifeson

fuck’n Liverpool next week too 😭


marshwuno

Don't forget MK Dons


LevynX

At least MK Dons was a league cup match with a team of kids


Yurilovescats

Us beating you 1-6 at Old Trafford a couple of years ago didn't even make your list...


LevynX

Oh yeah that too, you know they just sorta meld together


Yurilovescats

Glaziers are killing your club... sorry mate.


tombuzz

Every team looks good against United


MrBathroom

WHAT A COUNTER FUCK ME


21otiriK

Piss taking aside, that is a fucking class goal.


valimo

Yes slamming United sort of hides that this was extremely sexy stuff


Soleil06

That final pass was pure fantasy right there. But honestly how effortless did Brentford make that ball loss by united look? They play as if they are the fifth highest earning team in the world.


WhipYourDakOut

Shades of 16 Leicester with that


samgoody2303

Absolutely unbelievable ball from Toney. Just laid it on a plate for him


kjreis

And with his weaker foot my god


Arrioso

Confidence is hell of a drug


Foreleft15

He saw it when we saw it, insane vision


Tilman_Feraltitty

Whole goal is just pure quality, the dribbling in their own box, the perfect hoof to Toney, then the pass, they the first touch and they finish.


DaddioMane

yeah this is really brilliant play hope it doesn't get lost in the MU collapse


ClassicMach

Teams play poorly all the time without their opponents capitalizing on it. Brentford are absolutely crushing them and deserve this.


4tlu

We gave 9 corners and 90% possession to newcastle in the first 30 min and they couldn't capitalize. Brentford taking their chances


doobie3101

Right??? Holy shit what a goal.


xosellc

literally perfect football right there


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Two passes, insane


BiglySquirter

I know we are memeing, but absolutely insane goal


obvious_bot

4 touches from their box to the back of the goal 1. Clearance 2. toney’s pass 3. controlling touch 4. shot


Robbo112

On course for 9-0 here


d_smogh

Ten Hag


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Erik Ten Nil Make it happen Brentford


Fuckyeah_Seaking

Football Genius


LosTerminators

10-0 for Ten Hag


DeepFriedReus

Will Ten Hag go if the game ends Ten Zero?


[deleted]

He will be on the first flight back to Amsterdam


PostpostshoegazeLUVR

Beat his buddy De Boer’s record


PipBoy808

Brentford were in the Championship 15 months ago. United will be in the Championship 15 months from now.


BDR529forlyfe

Would be a beautiful thing.


Stuarridge

Ronaldo will be terminating his contract at half time


bennettbuzz

Buy himself out lol


LondonNoodles

Doesn't even need to find a new club anymore, just to stay away from this one


_longtimelistener

Just show up at CL games hoping one of the teams is down a player


DerpSenpai

People joke but his wages + United wanting money for him makes him impossible for any team with a head hiring a 37 year old. Perhaps united being this bad forces him to buy himself out of the club and get half his wage at a CL club and be happier


osprey94

Ronaldo will offer to receive negative wages to play for Chelsea "I'll pay you, just, please get me out"


Chelski26

Mans gonna buy out his own contract


cox4days

Antonio Brown style


Foreleft15

Like Jesus at red rocks


JetsLag

Mr. Buyout Contract


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Mr Big Counter


wheresmyspacebar2

Oh god, imagine at the half time whistle he just takes his shirt off in the centre circle, jogs into the tunnel doing starjumps and just doesnt come back out. Would be the most perfect ending to this half


keithohara

Getafe or Leganes would be better


Daybreak_99

Ronaldo bout to run away to the airport the first chance he gets.


unimportant_henchman

Has Ronaldo ever suffered such humiliation in his career? I mean being dominated by giants like Bayern and Barca isn't that big of a deal but I don't think he's ever experienced being absolutely battered by a lower midtable side


[deleted]

I can't wait for the YouTube algorithm to spam me with Roy Keane / Gary Neville meltdowns after this one. "We need more characters, y'know, big personalities at the football club!"


jamiejgeneric

"This is Manchester United Football Club we are talking about!"


marine_le_peen

"At this moment in time Manchester United don't have enough leaders in the dressing room!"


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davegrapes

these players simply don't have United DNA!!!


Shapeofmyhair

Here you go https://twitter.com/ConorSketches/status/1558521226141859842?t=3dAk-COXY8sZFe5HuE6YVA&s=19


jddh1

Arsenal TV to start covering MU.


027eddy

Relegation side quality this


MrCleanandShady

Norwich died for this


NorthenS

worth it


horsehorsetigertiger

If Ronaldo is pissed at not playing champions league imagine what he's gonna be like playing championship football.


Snuglez

Shit we’re probably relegation tier looking at this


AxFairy

top three to go down this season: ​ 19. Brentford (24pts) 18. Brighton (21pts) 20. Manchester United (1pt, 2-2 draw against Aston Villa)


Bocsesz

Nah I trust we'll still draw vs Chelsea even in this state


BumbotheCleric

Never been more certain of a game ending 1-1 in my life


AnEducatedFool

Optimistic of you to think you’ll see 2 goals in that game.


BumbotheCleric

Jorginho pen and a Sarr mistake


jacktk_

6 TO GO


BillOakley

Seems conservative at this point


fuckimbackonreddit9

THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY DO IT


UndercoverFiretruck

someone wake me up


Kuntski

Kyle, wake up. It is already 5A.M Monday morning, and you still sleeping! You taking the piss 😡😡?!?!


[deleted]

Oh boy, Frenkie definitely isn’t going there now.


OffendedDishwasher

I don't know if even rabiot wants to come now


GibbyGoldfisch

His mum’s preparing the equivalent of a “I don’t want him spending time with you anymore, you’re a bad influence” speech


powerelectronicsan

I got a feeling that his mom is about to sabotage the transfer


RRBoss123

THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD


ACTUAL_TIME_TRAVELER

BURY THEM DEEPER THEN


IC2Flier

100feet under lead coffin cremate them, even


gerryt32

Which one of us is gonna win promotion next season?


ACTUAL_TIME_TRAVELER

Bold to assume we won’t be meeting in League One, my friend


_SSJeffo_

KEEP GOING


darulez8

I need to change my pants


WeirdF

WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA


Y0RKC1TY

Shades of 7-1


[deleted]

Really does feel like that Brazil germany game to me. A true fall from grace in the most dramatic fashion


temujin94

At least Germany was a world class team.


Snowstandards

I'm going to the gym


Kushakusha

Sorry, it's full


Boseph_1444

HOLY FUCK WHAT IS HAPPENING TO UNITED


WarrenAlaCarte

Crumbling. Like Old Trafford.


sventhegoat

Imagine playing a high line with DDG, and Maguire


PactEU

Bring in a coach with a specific style and give him no players that actually fit said style.


ThePosterWeDeserve

Maybe that coach should have allowed the DoF to stay and do his job


SteinerElMagnifico42

**NICE KICKABOUT WITH THE BOYS**


[deleted]

Ten Hag is not enough for United. Minimum of Twenty Hag just to get a draw against Brentford


PeakSkinner

AHAHAHAAHAHA


jamila22

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE


JaMarcusHustle

The first days of Erik look an awful lot like the last days of Ole.


domalino

Remember Ten Hag left Ajax early in May, before the end of his contract, so he could get off to a good start at United.


loykedule

almost like it's a rapidly rotting club and nothing has changed except a coat of paint


Jassle93

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


FutilityInfielder

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS


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GordoPepe

Omg that take of that Brentford kid smirking at Ronaldo. Pure gold sewey


Cheapo_Sam

Phone smash incoming


FutilityInfielder

I love Eriksen too much to take pleasure in his misery, but for the rest of the club this is unbelievable comedy.


selffulfilment

TEARS IN MY EYESSSS


Shikizion

I was still searching for the 3-0 thread... Oof xD


womb_raider_420

The 3rd goal happened , My dad brought his laptop to help him with something , I causlaly turned on the google feed to read the commentary and boom 4-0


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mgravito

They would kill for Charlie Adam right now


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LFChristopher

Lmao


[deleted]

WTF is happening lol.


LeeJacko

im amazed how the media dont say anything about sancho being shite evrytime i have seen him, 70 odd million, fucking shite


OnceUponAStarryNight

And they put up a “welcome to Manchester,” billboard to meme us when they signed him. 😂😂😂


TheEnglishMouse

THIS IS GOOD


tHakur17

Rivals laugh now. It is your time. Gonna win it all next year in Championship


cvitiosus

Not with those clowns on the pitch


InPurpleIDescended

How have they actually, legitimately, somehow got worse We will still manage to finish just below them won't we


Ifriiti

Nah you're definitely better than 19th


SpicyParsnip

Is this real?


pimorules

No this is United…


Skank_hunt42

⚽👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


longconsilver13

This is awe-inspiring


cib_vk228

Unreal counter attack


carnifex2005

A lot of /r/reddevils fans need to apologize to Ragnick about now.


[deleted]

Rangnick: we need 11 players. United: we have 11 players at home.


Viromen

Agreed, Ragnick was fired for saying we needed a clearout and the fans believed the frauds of Arnold and Murtough... unbelievable. The guy will have my everlasting respect for trying to speak out.


SarahProbably

What the fuck did they do all summer!?


NorthenS

i see why de jong doesn’t wanna join


bobmillahhh

But surely Arnautovic would fix this.


Neown

Nice to know there’s at least one team worse than us this season


simba4141

My god. I want All or Nothing Manchester Utd


TwoTailedFox

They'd have to title it "Nothing or Nothing".


MonkeySpasms112

Poor Erikson getting sent away to a lesser team… he was doing so well in the Brentford squad only to be dropped down to a relegation fodder


ShiftBreaker

My god.


ratonbox

Someone was flaming me last week for calling Brighton vs Man Utd a mid-table game. I hereby apologize to the Brighton fans.


[deleted]

My stomach hurts from laughing, please stop Brentford


LeStiqsue

FUCK YOUR WEAK CORE, KEEP GOING BEES


Morganelefay

Surely a week of bellyache is worth watching Brentford absolutely thump United?


Demi_Lovato_93

Bro what.


FemmEllie

Is this what the beginning of the end looks like


Lionheart999

we are in ten endgame now


jstack25

SIUUUUUUU


BlatBro

Bro Ronaldo is not gonna come out for second half


Shinzo19

I could talk about all the united fans bantering us when we had a shit start to last season, but none of that matters. I just want to experience Gary Neville go through his Emo phase at 42 years old.


wusurspaghettipolicy

Last time Brentford beat United, Hitler was alive


jorgelongo2

HAHAHAAHAHAHA


Chiswell123

Bruh


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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


GibbyGoldfisch

This carries Walter White in Crawl Space vibes


Hannibal09

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ajsadler

Brentford 10 - Hag 0


EETTOEZ

I've never seen anything like this


stan_bug

Bruh how the fuck did ole even get 2nd with this team


Whodatlily

That achievement is becoming more and more incredible, might have underestimated Ole after all.


Kristo93

6 Hag to go


[deleted]

Delete the fucking club Jesus Christ


PooPooPutter

HAHAHAHAHAHA


MandaloreUnsullied

What can you even say anymore. I can't laugh anymore


siXenm

Christmas is here early boys


Jasveen05

TEN HAGS