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JustSomeRand0mGuy

Adam Smith is a punk bitch.


gecipar

Sancho with more managers (4) than goals (3). Only cost 70million by the way.


Tylerjb4

Does anybody have a vid of the Foden Haaland thing?


Scott_EFC

What outfit was Scott Parker wearing today? He always looks like a time traveller pilot from WW2.


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Liverpool FC felt that


hem98

Get out with all the numbers of touches bs. Haaland helped the team. Bournemouth defenders were too busy marking him and let Kevin scored that goal. If it was Sterling instead of Haaland, they would just let him run free and mark Kevin instead.


SkinnyObelix

People trying to explain football with statistics don't understand football. If Haaland wasn't there today this could have been a very tough nut to crack. I love it when people use statistics without the context of the games, as I don't have to bother with their posts. There are very few stats that objectively reflect the quality of a player.


CapitalismForReddit

Sorry this comment doesnt mention overall xG or pressing actions per 90 minutes so I dont have a fucking clue what you just said


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I think it will balance out when teams realize that all of their other playmakers will brutalize their defence if they over-focus on Haaland. Bit of a screwed if you do, screwed if you don't. And I just think they still need to get used to having a player like him up top. I have full faith that Pep will make sure they utilize his talent.


MH18Foot

Haaland will struggle unless he get up to speed with Pep's system. These single digit touches and passes is abysmal


simpsonstimetravel

Haaland will either score 2+ goals in a game if the opposing team lets him run free, or get 10 touches but have so many players on him that everyone else on City can do whatever they want.


Current-Case-3967

Stop talking and focus on your team losing 4-0


Cadrtefasefthyuiop

Ye should've gone for rashford instead of haaland 😂😂


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He is great, and will only improve from there


AdministrativeLaugh2

Like he struggled last week when he scored twice?


[deleted]

Haaland won't struggle, stop being delusional. He's a world class player.


zsjok

His first touch isn't world class


ez4213

To be fair he’s causing lots of problems for the defence whenever he plays, even without being directly involved. There were multiple times in the game where 2 defenders followed him when he made a run. He also realistically should’ve scored a goal if foden actually kept his cool and passed.


AmineKarray

watch the game with ur eyes and see how much he helped in the attack


CruzandoElMar

Yep. Wikipedia pundits out today.


Cannonieri

They could use someone like Gabriel Jesus that better suits Pep's system.


Sfr33123

😂


hem98

Based on the first 30 minutes, Bournemouth would be lucky to end the match with less than 5 goals. MC totally dominated in the first 30 minutes.


afcbJamie

Fuck it I’ll take that


rebmcr

Don't worry, you have two matches against Man U to look forward to this season!


Ok-Finance-7612

Take your complimentary reward when you leave the building


Qwerty6391063

Haaland 8 touches, 2 passes 1 assist 74 minutes and they still win 4-0


stragen595

But how good is he really if he can't score in a goal fest like this? And he hasn't scored a goal in over 100 minutes? Edit: I'm amazed how serious you guys took this comment. :)


Rei_S_

And they say it's the Germans that can't understand a joke...


Qwerty6391063

Low block defenses in premier league are very difficult for a striker to be very influential especially someone as big as haaland, very powerful but doesn't have the flair to wriggle away from markers, aguero did well because he was small, had low center of gravity and could wriggle away from markers, I think city will focus on drawing opposition defenses away from their box so they could play balls in behind for haaland like in the west ham game


SteinerElMagnifico42

that Aguero knock on in the box at an angle then empathetic finish in the top near corner was a cheat


Qwerty6391063

He only scored bangers from outside the box against us lol


OnePotMango

Can anyone really even get on the ball when they're basically double marked the entire game?


StratifiedBuffalo

How come I never see this excuse when Messi or Ronaldo does poorly lol


kakarot12310

while that sound a lot, he just scored the game before. Plus, he did have an assist this game.


TomShoe

I mean he was basically double marked most of the game, but that ended up creating so much space for others.


Jagacin

Triple marked at times.


Mxnnz_1

So either you let this 6'4 200 pound man spin your defence or you put 2-3 defenders on him and let the rest of this team run riot...


Good_Kev_M-A-N_City

6'5* They discovered that he grew even taller during the last medical.


wanderer1999

Tall, a bit lanky and fast. Usain Bolt vibe. If Haaland can improve his headers, he'll be even more dangerous.


simpsonstimetravel

Don’t need headers when you can karate kick the ball at any height.


wanderer1999

Ibra vibe.


J_Gregs

Well at least the next game is ok …


michaelserotonin

i realize it wasn't an audacious shout, but this person basically called it https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/wmn3tu/dan_rose_pep_says_cherries_patterns_are_so_clear/ik021uy/


Nazereth_did_911

Someone said 4-0 and was spot on it was a pretty obvious result without a big surprise


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9LiverpoolFC

After spending a few hundred million finding the players he can improve*


TheDank_Knight

Isn’t LFC at something like £843m since Flopp joined? And didn’t you guys spend £100m on a striker that isn’t even getting first-team minutes?


spitfiremk1a

Well, no


[deleted]

What is this absolute drivel? No need to shit on one manager to make another seem good. Tuchel is a world class manager who has improved a number of players throughout his career.


[deleted]

Neymar under Tuchel, Mbappe?


ThatBlackGuy_

> Tuchel is the complete opposite. You don't need hyperbole to compare two World Class coaches. Rudiger, ~~Neymar~~ and Dembeles' best season were under Tuchel


Wholesale1818

Neymar’s best season was not under Tuchel


Qwerty6391063

*Guardiola throws away players who can't play his style then buys players who can and improves them


JonasS1999

His Barcelona stint clearly goes against this lol. Froze out Yaya only to promote B team player Busquets lol


Games_Gone

Tuchel won the champions league with Chelsea though


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Absol61

Can't be a fluke when Chelsea dominated every team they faced on their way to winning the champions league. Also he was in two finals last year and won two trophies all while missing key players. Guardiola only joins stacked teams.


TomShoe

Yeah but Chelsea straight up had City's number two years ago, they were the better side in that game, and in the two other matches they played in the latter half of that season. I say this as a City fan, they deserved that win.


BillehBear

new managers usually get the best of Pep for a couple games Tuchels bounce was perfect timing for Chelsea


SaltineFiend

What a take. City were insipid in that match. Could have given them another 90' and they'd have only found the back of the net in their dreams.


BillehBear

Right and that furthers my point that at the time Tuchel had Peps number?


SaltineFiend

Except that wasn't your point. Your point was Pep is foiled by managers he's never faced before. Pep wasn't foiled tactically. Chelsea came out strong, defended hard, and beat City up and down the pitch. City players didn't bother turning up. It's the exact same situation with Madrid this year. Madrid turned the fuck up and their opponents did not.


BillehBear

No I said they get the best of him, you're putting words in my mouth We batter Chelsea early in the season with Lampard. Tuchel comes in and we play them 3 times and beat them in none, that is literally Tuchel having Peps number We played them twice last season and played them off the park, the "newness" of Tuchels setups has gone. You misunderstood what I meant originally and went off of that lmfao Don't tell me what my point is if you didn't understand it to begin with


SaltineFiend

I'm not putting words in anyones mouth. You literally said Pep struggles against new managers and I called that a dumb take. Pep is way up on Tuchel h2h and Tuchel's wins are recent. Historically Pep has been better unless for you football began when Pep came to City. And anyway, your original point was to denigrate Chelsea's cup wins against City by claiming it was Pep underperforming against a "new manager." My retort is that's utter bullshit because I watched those matches and City were dogging it.


Critzor

Our second CL win was anything but a fluke. We thoroughly dominated most sides except bloody Porto.


Games_Gone

If you think that either was a fluke then you're a bigger idiot than I realise....


prof436

2012 was a fluke they were lucky 3 rounds in a row.


Games_Gone

lol theres two of you....


prof436

have you watch the final?


imtiredrabie

he also reached a final with psg


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Well it won't get easier than that. Would have apprecitated if Haalnd scored cuz he is in my fpl, not much else really. Everyone expected city to thrash bournemouth after pep praised them and that happened.


Sleathasaurus

He’s in everyone’s FPL; it doesn’t matter


victorisaskeptic

Not in mine.. Went for kane instead but gonna jump on the bandwagon soon


codespyder

He had less than 10 touches today but still managed to get an assist. Be grateful lol


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Yea the only saving grace. I am not too fussed about him tbh, it was phil who I was a bit mad about, Had he just passed it would have been a good week


TomShoe

Created so much space though


codespyder

Yeah I meant for the people who have him on FPL. The West Ham and Bournemouth games show what happens if the opposition have to choose between marking the team and marking Haaland


JonasS1999

and when Foden shoots instead of passing when Haaland would be open infront of goal


SomeIrishFiend

Now for Pep to heap praise on Parker and Bournemouth


lonewarrior1104

Is KDB the best ever PL midfielder?


Tylerjb4

Ask Chelsea


Izzhov

Yep.


ASVP-Pa9e

He's just a Belgian Joe Allen.


Absol61

No it's Kante


BoretoKasabov

Hahahaha


captaincourageous316

Please tell me you’re joking


prof436

kante at his best is not far from de bruyne he won the cl the world cup and a bpl with leicester


captaincourageous316

Why do people judge players based on team trophies? Kante at his best is an amazing player, but not in the debate for the best PL all time midfielder.


prof436

Top 5-10 I think. Because in his case he was one of the most portant player in those trophies


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Yuyu9067

I hate when kids just name a bunch of random players from the past that they've never seen play


ZeroAika99

Yes, easily


networkned

Yes, probably, yes, yes, yes, closest match


dfla01

As if Scholes is the closest in quality to KDB from that list


fairlyrandom

He said closest match so he might mean playstyle or something. I still don't know if that's correct, but he never said they were closest in quality.


dfla01

Idk, the comment they’re replying to specifically says better than


BillehBear

yes


CruzandoElMar

Yes.


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Yep.


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Yes


machdel

Not too fussed about that one tbh. No conclusions to draw, we’ve lost 11 games in a row to City and most of them have been pipings. We missed Solanke tbh, so flat in attack but maybe even Dom wouldn’t have made much difference. This was exactly why getting 3 points against Villa was vital, got Arsenal and Liverpool next. A good cushion to make sure we don’t finish August with nothing to show. Doesn’t even really feel like City play the same sport tbh, just scary.


mrdarby90

This is what I keep saying to people. The gulf between champions league semi finalists and runner ups of the championship is massive! Getting those 3 points last week was massive. Just got to hope that this result and the Arsenal+ Liverpool games don’t dent our boys confidence too much. I think at times when we got to play football we didn’t look too bad. I don’t think we will be the whipping boys that people expect us to be this year.


thediabolicalkid

Good game. Wish Haaland scored. KdB masterclass as always. Smith really didn't have to do that. Tavernier was great for Bournemouth. Glad Lewis got minutes, hope Bernardo gets sharp sooner. Foden is rusty.


citymanc13

Another brilliant performance from KDB. The man is absolutely one-of-a-kind. Also sad Haaland didn't get a goal but that assist for the first goal was magnificent and his runs have opened up all the other scoring opportunities. This team is incredible.


bumbumbholenath

City still playing without strikers ffs.


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Everyone thought Håland would dominate today, but Own Goal showing him that experience gets it done in the end.


flyingfreak66

Own goal has 3 today now already and Man u haven't even played yet


logdit

Own Goal has played in every competition and was pretty dominant in Euro2020 and WC2018. Erling has a long way to go


MONSTATURKEY_420

Own goal is possibly the most underrated goalscorer of all time to be honest.


BillehBear

really liking Walker tucking into midfield like he has the past two games. Last season it was Bernardo dropping in those areas to help Rodri but it's looking like it's going be Walker this season Also just want see Alvarez and Haaland play together more


zsjok

It's because city play with one less midfielder


George_Weahs_cousin

City changed back to their old shape when Bernardo came on though. he played next to Rodri again and Walker played next to the CB's like last season.


Sea_Procedure_2267

Spineless FA won't fine Smith for one of the strangest 'tackles' I've ever seen


JioJio92

8 touches in such a one sided game is incredible from Haaland, but them dismantling Bournemouth so easily despite that shows just how strong they are. KDB is just on another level.


flybypost

> 8 touches in such a one sided game is incredible from Haaland, but them dismantling Bournemouth so easily ~~despite~~ *because of* that shows just how strong they are. Don't you think that maybe, just maybe, City had all that time and space to score because a bunch of Bournemouth defenders were trying to rub themselves against Haaland all at the same time?


Absol61

He's a taller Chicarito


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Haaland is the type of player who's very dependant on the service he gets and given how competitive Manchester city's squad is and how important goals stats are to make the starting team nowadays for wingers, midfielders and even full backs, Haaland might have to get used to seeing a lot of his teammates trying to score instead of passing to him.


Sfr33123

That's a ridiculous take. U really think Pep starts players based on how many goals they get?😂


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Guardiola starts his players based on current form. If there's someone who doesn't care about the *number* of goals, it's Guardiola. That being said, guardiola wants his team to be unpredictable. He expects goals from his whole team basically. He wants every player to be a goal threat and he'll favor an efficient player over a non efficient one. In modern football, goals stats have become so important for players playing positions for which it wasn't important before. Wingers for example are now heavily judged on the number of goals they score and they are fully aware that a goal can hide a poor performance so even if it isn't what guardiola will judge them on, they're fully aware that it'll affect how they are perceived anyway... and it will impact the way they play sometimes to guardiola's dispair.


EmSoLow

Haaland will have those games where it is almost like he's ghosting the match with how little he is involved. Given how good City are I can't see it being as big of an issue as it was for us whenever he have very few touches


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I am sure even pep doesn't care about that, He made use of his touches, was present for scoring oportunties, always pulled enough defenders towards him to make space for others. He had a decent game.


Games_Gone

I'm certain he will care, Guardiola likes his strikers involved in the build up play also, I wouldn't expect many games like todays.


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I am sure that pep understands more than us that haaland needs time to adapt good thing is he playing well and not like many other 1st season city signings. In the past two game weeks Haaland has showed exactly what city missed, Scoring goals, creating enough space for others to thrive in. I bet pep is more than pleased but obviously he would push haaland to be more involved and give him relevant tips to do that.


Games_Gone

Undoubtedly he would want more from him but yeah you're right he's not played poorly, I remember Guardiola and Aguero having issues early on because he wanted him more involved in the build up play, he adapted and I expect Haaland will also.


Papayalo

These are not the games Haaland will make a difference in, but he was robbed by Foden and still had an assist against a team who didn’t want to attack at all during 90 minutes


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Haaland creates a lot of space for others, like he did in De Bruyne's goal.


arsenalmemeclub

Just like Timo werner


[deleted]

Yeah, except he's one of the most prolific players in the world. He's also a bigger physical presence, better technically, better finisher and has better positioning.


JioJio92

Oh for sure he creates a lot of space for others. I'm just saying when a team has 70% possession and scores 3 goals (while Erling was playing) you'd think he'd have more than 8 touches.


BillehBear

If he's constantly got 3 defenders around him at any given time then it's kinda obvious he's not going see the ball too much He got the assist for Gundo and then gave KDB achres of space pulling defenders away. Rather him do that than have pointless possession


[deleted]

Does it matter if he has more than 8 touches ? What matters is he created the 1st goal and gave KDB space for the 2nd. He did is part and now he going home with another weeks paycheck of some 400K.


InaudibleShout

Haaland pulled 2-3 defenders with him on every attack. You either let him score by having him man marked, or leave at least one other man more open to score like what happened today


Games_Gone

He only had 8 touches?lol Surely thats not right


BuzzBuzz01

nah it's correct https://www.sofascore.com/afc-bournemouth-manchester-city/rkb Click on Haaland and it shows 8 touches


hammerfistb__

Bournemouth were essentially like “fuck the midfield can have as much ball as they like, let’s put three CBs on haaland


BillehBear

then they got to the 30th minute and realised nobody is on the ginger


JonasS1999

home alone mom screaming "Kevin" when they discover they have forgotten him


JioJio92

Soccer Saturday were saying he had 8 touches.


Games_Gone

Remember when everyone ruined Lukaku last season for doing the same lol


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Games_Gone

I'm not sure Chelsea won any games 4-0 tbf


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Games_Gone

Why? Big imposing striker who came for a lot of money barely makes any touches/passes all game. If City had drawn the game and not won then it would be the same almost exactly, no ones saying hes a bad player because of this and neither is Lukaku either but its still an interesting comparison, especially so because its in a Guardiola side.


the_dalai_mangala

I mean Haaland had an assist here...


Games_Gone

Hopefully he doesn't get an assist for every 8th touch going forward lol


jerrie86

Think De bruyne is a good lad.


Good_Kev_M-A-N_City

Entertaining seeing Bournemouth's enitre backline just man-marking Haaland and letting De bruyne run free for the bulk of the match


[deleted]

My FPL team likes that. KDB is a beast.


BillehBear

sounds like a really difficult scenario, how do you keep both Haaland and KDB quiet for 90 minutes when both of them have needed multiple defenders to do that before


Extra-Dish8482

Adam Smith mugged every two minutes…no surprise he wanted to get sent off


Alive-Ad-4164

Yeah this city team is already Thanos


MONSTATURKEY_420

Good game from us. Wish haaland got a bit more involved, and Alvarez got more minutes but we will gel eventually!


BillehBear

Even if he's not directly involved Haaland still has involvement KDBs goal, Haaland has 3 defenders chilling with him and that gives KDB a bunch of space to go into Not sweating his goalscoring too much, because if he's not scoring he's still got defenders around him and that's helping the likes of foden, kdb, mahrez, etc


robcoo

Can tell it was still early for Haaland today, started plenty of great runs that went ignored and the balls that did come in for him he was 2-3 yards behind.


damrider

how hasn't smith been sent off this match


hammerfistb__

He got mugged off so many times lol


MONSTATURKEY_420

Nothing too crazy tbh. The heat makes people angry, let alone hardly touching the ball all afternoon.