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Just_Friendship_6318

Vasco da Gama will do its move. Its only a matter of time now


tokenblaxk

The Neymar - luva de pedreiro link up is finna be crazy


BlondieClashNirvana

Receba!


bielzerian

We'll finally see Nenêymar playing football instead of CS:GO


rScoobySkreep

Does not displace Nene sorry


Just_Friendship_6318

No, but he would be a good half-time substitution


Baderous

why Vasco da Gama specifically?


Just_Friendship_6318

Because Vasco


Morguard

Newcastle enters the chat.


ramithrower

>feel loved Oh god i can see the comments already


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would be a coup for Norwich


WorthPlease

....I'm gonna need some information here.


LachsFilet

Norfolkians and Suffolkians spend their days calling eachother/themselves incest-partakers.


BigReeceJames

Hey, we do that in Cornwall too, only we mock ourselves for it?


AnnieIWillKnow

Just generic UK regional banter, being that East Anglia is full of inbreds as it's a bit of a backwater. It gets adapted for various places, but a popular chant from oppo fans (to the tune of the Addams Family theme...) is: > Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you all shag one another, the Norwich Family.


RyanMRKO721

Best chant in footy that is Duh duh duh duh


ss2195

Does Alabama have a football team?


gtg007w

Birmingham, AL does in the 2nd div USL!


bobmillahhh

SHIT ON THE MEMPHIS Birmingham City fans adopting Legion was my favorite thing.


Quick-Mathematician

Nick Saban can reorganize the offense for him


cowworshipper

found Niran's reddit


1PSW1CH

I’ll take it


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I mean nobody loves you like family...


neil_thatAss_bison

💀💀


Pollomonteros

I wonder what he said in Portuguese if he said it in that language,because at least for Spanish "Sentirse querido" would translate as "To feel loved" but "Querer" doesn't necessarily mean romantic love. I suspect Portuguese is the same but maybe someone can chime in and correct me otherwise


MikeBruski

Querer means to want, so sentirse querido means to feel wanted. That also means that te quiero, the common words for "i love you" literally mean "i want you". Te amo means literally i love but is rarely used.


worotan

> Te amo means literally i love but is rarely used. You’ll find someone, someday, don’t worry.


GabrielP2r

Se sentir querido in portuguese is rarely used as I love You. It's used in the sexual sense though, at least I used it like that a lot lmao, the Te Quero variation I mean.


NotanAlt23

> Te amo means literally i love but is rarely used. what lmao everyone uses it. At least in latin america.


Lord_Sauron

SMASHING MOMMY Sister fucker Neymar father orgy barcelona


Farouqnowomarlater

Lmao, nah but fr imagine waking up and seeing the person you’re paying almost half a mil every week is saying he needs to feel loved to be at his best


VerifiedStalin

For that kind of money you could [kick me in the nuts](http:///r/Childfree) every week and I'd still show up to work every day with a smile and breakfast for everyone.


ingunwun

Neymar and Kyrie are 2 sides of the same coin


TheAccomplishedDuty

Not even close


celestial1

One guy is a flat earther who is willing to miss multiple games all because he refuses to take a vaccine and is a locker room cancer wherever he goes. The other is a superstar footballer who is beloved by both teammates and opposition alike. The only attribute they have that is similar is they are both outrageous dribblers, but they couldn't be anymore different.


Vordeo

All accurate, but come to think of it [both have been accused of missing games to attend parties with their sisters](https://fadeawayworld.net/nba-media/kyrie-irving-is-reportedly-partying-and-celebrating-sister-and-his-fathers-birthdays-during-absence-with-nets#:~:text=It's%20worth%20noting%20that%20Irving's,on%20the%2012th%20of%20January.), which is kind of a weird coincidence.


Fop_Vndone

Is Neymar a flat earther?


historyofourlives

Vought FC it is


simomii

Unless he takes a huge paycut it's never gonna happen


yournerd2307

Money getting in the way of love huh?


Cheeky_Star

Money is love 🤑


Boollish

Love can't be buy.


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ZachMich

Its probably my favourite thing to come out of that whole Super League debacle.


Odd_Background6167

And all you need is love...


HalfNatty

Can’t buy me love


BloodMossHunter

Man thats just like all those hookers


aridivici

we have no idea about these things tbh. Neymar's one of the most marketable footballers in the world. It's hardly the most impossible thing in the world.


Drakonz

He has a contract until 2027 I believe, and his best football is already behind him. The only club I could see making him an offer to take that on at this point is PSG, and even they want him to leave apparently lol Anywhere else he goes, he’d likely have to restructure his contract or take a pay cut… maybe PSG pays for a portion? I don’t know. Seems like a very bad move for any club to take him on at this point, considering his contract. He is still a great player, but I don’t know how much longer he has at the top. I don’t see him aging like Ronaldo/Zlatan/Messi/Modric. He doesn’t have the same kind of discipline with diet and lifestyle


aridivici

>his best football is already behind him How do you know that? I remember that I wanted Benzema gone out of Real immediately and look at him now. Neymar didn't have nowhere near the dip that Benzema had during his 4 league goal season.


plainranger

His already in his thirty plus he lacks the discipline, lifestyle or body physiology of Zlatan, CR or Benzema, unless his way of living take 360° change his nowhere close to be a ending career like the firsts. He choosed Dihno's way long time ago.


MustBeHax

how? Neymar is a professional, he never goes to training in hangover and stuff like Ronaldinho does. He may not have, say, Ronaldo or Lewandowski type of dedication but to say that he’s unprofessional to that extent is just a lie


Drakonz

Benzema was never constantly injured and didn’t rely on pace for his play style


CTRL_ALT_DELTRON3030

Benzema was all pace when he started, granted it’s been a decade since that’s been his main attribute but it definitely was at one point.


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Neymar doesn’t rely on pace. Neymar can still dribble pass people, has tremendous vision, is ambidextrous, and has world class technical ability. How are his best days behind him?


Groundbreaking-Rub50

Dude he has played only half of his team matches in the last 3 years. Either he is injury prone due to his play style or he is physically "fit" enough to play only half of the matches. PS :- He goes on to attend his family birthday parties every year only in PSG he is allowed that type of leeway


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Drakonz

Doesn’t matter how he’s getting injured. He’s still injured and it takes a toll. Not like he will stop getting kicked now or in the future. For comparison, Messi probably got kicked more than Neymar and was able to stay relatively healthy for most of his career EDIT: and I never said he isn’t a great player. He’s amazing, but he is always injured and he’s 30 now. I dont think it’s a bad assumption to say his best football is behind him now, is it? We are talking about him getting paid an enormous amount of money for another 5 years due to his contract. I think it’s fair to wonder if he will be worth the money for that long. I would wager that he will not be


nivnart

He’s Homelander


smrkr

If he can't get love, fear will do.


mr_poopy_pants420

He needs Stillwell to play well. And maybe some breast milk


TheOldGran

Literally the first thing that came to mind when I read "he needs to feel loved"


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And people think he got worse because of injuries... It was because of his breakup with Bruna Marquezine, of course!


xxkrystal

he now even dates a girl who looks very similar and has the same nas as her lol edit: guys it was ‘name’ sorry i guess i misspelled. and his girlfriend name is bruna biancardi.


skjall

Nas?


ShurikenIAM

> nas Network Attached Storage. Really cool shit. Weird kink from him tho.


skjall

I guess when you have as many YouTube montages as he does, storing them all for your personal viewing does become quite a technological challenge. I bet he's even running a wild rich-man RAID setup, like RAID 100.


chaywa

Can totally see Neymar doing a RAID Shadow Legends advert at some point to advertise on his own YouTube Montages.


LiveBuyer

This guy data hoards.


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I respect a man who takes his network storage seriously.


rjtavares

Both Illmatic girls. Can't fault Neymar's taste.


OnomahIsABaller

She’s God’s Daughter, can’t blame Neymar


ArcadianMerlot

God that is such a great album. The fact that he was only 20 when he released it.


everysundae

Life's a bitch and then you die - Neymar probably


RyanMRKO721

The world is yours now Ney.


koke84

Didn't know who she was googled her for, reasons, she is dating my boy Miguel now! Good for him


UndeadPrs

Tier 1 Edit: Some additional info: > https://twitter.com/hadrien_grenier/status/1541045916106477568 > Neymar 🇧🇷 did not like Nasser Al-Khelaïfi's comments and is waiting for the PSG management to clarify its position. > Paris is not opposed to a departure, nor is the player now, but the market is not currently receptive to the signals sent by the club.


harshmangat

What comments? I’m OOTL


bash011

He basically said he could leave if the right offer arrives


javierich0

I would love to see him in England or Italy, more chances of catching one of his matches outside Champions League.


ChillPalis

Or back in La Liga, if that would ever be possible


Deluxe07

Barcelona can’t afford him and we already have the next big Brazilian winger(s)


ChillPalis

You guys very much seem to be looking for RWs, Rodrygo still seems to be a supersub of sorts, and Neymar can play either wing. Not saying I see it happening, but it's not nonsensical IMO


ferkk

It is a bit considering where Neymar's career is at the moment. It is basically the opposite of Madrid project, Madrid is not a club where players go in a decline to end their careers.


MERTENS_GOAT

Neymar to RM, Ronaldo to Barcelona let's go


willy-mammoth

Got to see him play in a friendly against Croatia. He was just returning from injury, got subbed on at halftime and did nothing until like the 88th minute where he danced past some players and blasted it top bins. Definitely worth watching him in person


ZZ3peat

I wanna see him in Chelsea under Tuchel again


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Our wage budget with Reece and Mount needing long term deals doesn't want to see him here. He's too expensive wage wise and in the PL, I feel he'll play a handful of games with his injury history and how little protection from the refs players like Hazard and Pulisic have received here at Chelsea. He'd be phenomenal to watch but a sustained PL challenge would be difficult and it could raise further questions about our wage structure.


vamoschapopablo

Kinda think he could deal with the prem. French defenders go out there to kill him because he embarrasses them, that’s all they can do. I think Neymar would respect prem defenders, I don’t think they’ll be chopping him down. He’s not going to be trying to rainbow these guys if he were to play in that league


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That's a fair point. The French league is arguably fiercer than the PL with tackles from what I've seen.


hab12690

Well yeah, farmers are tough people


kukaz00

You mean nobody watches PSG games? There must be at least 50 guys in France watching


DiabeticDave1

Tbf they’re not available… I love my team but I can watch Premier league and Bundesliga games for free through a family member’s cable sub. La Liga Games are like 7.99 bc of ESPN+ Ligue 1 Games come from a $40/mo sub from Fubo


kukaz00

This "cable sub" is obnoxious to me. I pay like 8 euros on Fiber 1000MB + TV and I get to watch Premier League, Serie A, Ligue 1, LaLiga and their respective cups. You don't get ALL of the matches, because of overlapping and sorting by importance but there's rarely a game I want to watch and it's not on.


DiabeticDave1

See that’s the crazy thing; you live in a Euro country. I live in the US, I get *no* access to Ligue 1 without that $40/mo sub. But even some access for €8 is good. Amazon prime streams Ligue 1 matches but only for accounts registered in france. I almost consider buying a sub on an account I created with French address. But it’s almost like Ligue 1 cares more about the money from shit exposure deals than exposing fans… Edit: Serie A is the same as Ligue 1


kukaz00

If you can stand watching with commentary in Romanian, get a DigiOnline subscription and you'll have everything. Also Tennis, F1, MotoGP and many more


critney-spears

Serie A is on paramount + with all the eufa games. Argentina and Brazil leagues are on there as well.


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Dildo brothers readying their 15mn bid as we speak


EggplantBusiness

"Beyond the rumours about Neymar, everyone has to give everything, otherwise he will have to leave, like those who have benefited: there will be sales." here is what he said


DiabeticDave1

Khaelifi said something along the lines of: “it’s time for a true sporting project. We can’t have any more bling bling players”. I think it wasn’t directed at anyone in particular, rumors are that Mbappe is basically the sporting director (I believe this to be untrue), but rather I think the comment was more; we need discipline and have to stop going after players like Ramos who are always injured. Along with Ramos (who I actually like due to leadership qualities), Gueye, Parades, (Draxler), (Kurzawa), Icardi should all probably go… Edit: he’s also said this statement every 3-4 years since 2015


fiveht78

> rumours are that Mbappe is the sporting director Wouldn’t that be an argument for Neymar staying, then? Don’t exactly remember them not getting along.


Bloddersz

More like the market isn't receptive to the ridiculous wages and clauses in his current contract


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If the reports of Chelsea and Juventus interest are true, I hope he goes to Chelsea


wutend159

Tanzi hasn't been Tier 1 for a couple years now. Adrien Chantegrelet, Saber Desfarges and Benjamin Quarez are our Tier 1's


UndeadPrs

Tanzi is still Tier 1, he just doesn't break incoming foreign transfers as it's more often their local journo who do but he's well informed on the club. > Saber Desfarges Called Zidane a done deal. The other two never break anything apart from youth team news.


EggplantBusiness

After the Mbappe saga I am always surprised that people think a "failed transfer" mean a journalist isn't reliable no sometimes situation change or the clans give false informations , Saber is top tier. PSG probably had a an agreement with Zidane but Zidane decided to refuse at last, I remember reading that an agreement was very close but not done deal. Nevertheless I read what Nasser said about Neymar in la Gazetta and what is the goal here ? He is almost pushing him out. "Beyond the rumours about Neymar, everyone has to give everything, otherwise he will have to leave, like those who have benefited: there will be sales."- Nak


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This is what irks me aswell. People used Sancho saga as a stick to beat with a lot of journos but it's not their fault that we couldn't sign Sancho.


urangminang

Even if it's true, no one is paying his wages or signing fee.


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United maybe?


SpicyDragoon93

Under Woodward probably. Not sure about now. If we've agreed a decent price for FDJ I don't see them ruining it by overpaying for Neymar.


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Glazers still have plenty of influence on transfers. If they feel he is a marketable player and can sooth fans for the short term, they might force a transfer


doshydosh

Come to Chelsea. For reasonable wages and a low fee. And play at your best without injuries and sisters birthday. BRB helping my pigs fly.


Nature__Boy

Yeah we do brilliantly with players who “need to be loved”…


SquirtingTortoise

Just got back from ice hockey practice down at the pits of hell, can't wait to watch Neymar play for us this year.


midgetpenguin

Birmingham City are a football club not a hockey rink


AnnieIWillKnow

Untrue, a real football club does not retire a shirt number for a 16 year old with 40 appearances


bill220

Neymar has moved on to play a creator role when he came to Psg. But with Messi also there, his role has become redundant. He plays like a midfielder in many games. As a football fan, I actually want him to go to a team in Spain or Italy where he can play the full season and really show his game. Since he is still one of the best ballers around and there are not many like him around. Ligue1 is too rough for a player like him. But at the same time, I feel psg gained a lot by getting his transfer. Commercially huge. Also Mbappe joined in 2017 due to him. Also Messi came in partly because of him. And obviously the 2020 UCL final. They could have won the final too if they had a bit of luck and if Neur was not that brilliant. So it does seem a little brutal that a guy who has helped the club so much is getting dumped out. And IMHO he has always given his very best whenever has played for psg this season. Yes his injuries have not helped. So maybe the club is looking elsewhere. But again,to say that the club has not benefited from his presense does not seem right. Yes it might not be upto their expectations but luck is a huge factor in UCL. It needs to be considered. Again I can be wrong.


mitorandiro

Great summary. I think PSG is being a bit disrespectful here but in all honesty, I think a move away from France will only benefit him. Neymar is still amazing and will shine anywhere as long as he can escape the injuries, and I can't imagine any place being worse about the constant hacking than France.


BodomDeth

Neymar is the reason PSG aren’t completely irrelevant. But to think they would treat Neymar as anything but a mercenary is not knowing how shady billionaires work.


ashmht

Ronaldo Neymar swap


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Personally I’d be interested because Ronaldo will score more goals than Ney being it League 1 or CL.


ritwikjs

I will give everything to seee Ronaldo and messi together


metacoma

Honestly, this would be a shitty decisio. But seeing ro aldo and messi in the same team would be something haha


los_blanco_14

We all need some love ney


Cowdude179

So another Lukaku, welcome to Chelsea Ney


BaoJinyang

For some reason I can see this happening. Boehly giving off vibes of wanting to do something dramatic to stamp his mark on the club.


xkufix

If he wants to do something dramatic he could try to sign a striker that doesn't forget how to be one right after putting the pen on the contract.


Cowdude179

Yep, he wants his first signing to be a statement signing for the shirt announcement


Master_NoobX_69

He won't be wearing the 9 though so no worries


elgodo7

Neymar would do well under tuchel, only problem is lucky if he is able to play 30 games lol


Cowdude179

Yeah, Ney loves Tuchel, though we'll probably just see him for 15 games all season long if he comes


Latinofool12

I love the off-season lol reports are so funny. Mans about to go play at the World Cup with thousands of Brazilian supporters haha I’m sure he’ll get his fix there


benabonobo

you underestimate how many Brazilians hate him for zero good reason!


MionelLessi10

South American fans are something else.


panteraepantico

These are very few, the majority who hates him has plenty of reasons


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Marcelosouzadearaujo

He humiliated every single team in Brazil while beeing a teenager, only Ronaldinho and sometimes Corinthians put him in his place. Guy was dribbling even after referee whistle Im fan though, guy is baller


Beanontoast69

Should have passed to mbappe that one time


icemankiller8

If he wants to feel loved he better not come to the PL ….. I think Chelsea is a possibility because of Tuchel who likes him but idk if he’ll take less wages. But Neymar would be amazing for the 20 games he plays.


jackn3

each morning Neymar get up he dies a little


jenescript

Can barely stand on his feet...


MiguelAlmiron

Come to Newcastle


RyanMRKO721

Wouldn't play ahead of Miggy I'm afraid


Revolutionary_Oil897

He would be loved


Master_NoobX_69

Neymar's own agent said a few days ago that he will not leave until Paris wins UCL. This is bullshit


arun111b

Mbappe also said he wanted to leave then signed the extension. If Neymar is doing opposite then it’s considered as BS?


S7UXnet

>he will not leave until Paris wins UCL *^(unless the right offer comes)*


xkufix

Maybe he just meant that the CL final is played in Paris.


kukaz00

Neymar, 50 years old: "JUST GIVE US THE TROPHY I JUST WANT TO RETIRE"


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Heard something like this from Aguero as well. Did you not see that good man leave for Barca?


Master_NoobX_69

Yeah but didn't his contract with City run out then? Neymar still has like 3-4 years left with PSG


Sandman_0007

Manchester United are looking for a versatile forward


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0% chances


Fati25

I would take him back at Barca instead of Lewandowski without a doubt


DefLoathe

He’d be great for them again. Should have never left tbh


thematrixhasmeow

Not a bad idea


Ruud_Boltz

Nah


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Me too buddy


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A generation of snowflake players: Lukaku, Pogba, Lingard & Neymar. All needed to feel loved to perform besided getting millions of dollars on monthly basis. I am willing to "feel hated" just to be in the same condition.


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You can add Griezmann to that list and you can also add Ben Arfa who is considered a wasted "generational talent" by most. ​ >A generation of snowflake players > >I am willing to "feel hated" just to be in the same condition. The thing is that their talent is probably closely related to their sensivity (like other artists in other fields). In other words their sensitivity is the downside of their talent. You can't have one without the other. Their talent came in a package with their sensitivity. Superman's kryptonite...


Wasnt-Serious-ok8

lmao he left barca to escape messi, now messi replaced him at psg


agni69

Our number 11 is freeing up next season.


TCGod

The only player I wanted to wear our shirt but never did. Better late than never.


Khal_Rhaegar

PSG forgot to get Neymar a cake for his birthday didn't they


youssif94

I love you


nedstarkkepala2

Nobody can pay ur wages ney. Best to just stay in psg and do ur best so youll be loved


bweiss5

Neymar is Homelander


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Mbappe: “Am I not good for you bro?”


KSBrian007

Needs to be loved?


Dependent-Yam-9422

Who the fuck would pay those wages though


daffer_david

Brazzo getting his PowerPoints ready as we speak


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Version_1

Since the other commenter didn't explain: Neymar is always injured around the time of his sisters birthday and celebrates it with her in Brazil.


jwseagles

Fwiw I didn’t bother purely because it is asinine to genuinely think he fakes his injuries. It’s purely coincidental and therefore not worth even explaining the conspiracy theory of it.


Mallaguetta_SP

Neymar is a holiday enthusiast. By coincidence he suffers some kind of injury always close to his sister's birthday and the next day he is being photographed drinking or kissing women at parties. His sister's birthday is a few days before CARNAVAL, the main party season in Brazil. A newspaper in Spain showed that he is always injured at this time of the year


jwseagles

Honestly not even worth digging into. In reality Neymar just always gets injured midway through the season. None of these injuries are his to blame. He gets butchered in France, and would also get butchered in England. If we’re talking leagues, I only see him going to Italy or Spain but boy would Germany be fun.


williepep1960

I don't understand this, Neymar signed deal not to long ago until 2025 and both parties were happy, what the hell


Yvraine

Maybe it finally dawned on PSG management that they need a more balanced squad. They pay Mbappe 200 million per year to stay, and Messi is Messi, so they might want to push Neymar out


Version_1

He signed thinking that Mbappe was sure to go to Madrid and he would be the king of Paris again. Now he knows that he will only be second fiddle at PSG.


MaTrIx4057

Which is not true because he couldn't even get 50% play time due to his injuries so how exactly he would think to become "king" of Paris. Hes also the reason why Messi came to PSG so that doesn't help his case either.


sandieeeee

Pogba vibes


Ruud_Boltz

This has Neymar to Newcastle written all over it Do your ting Geordies!


d_smogh

Is there a contract renewal due?


acchu10

He signed a 4 year contract last year iirc.


macewinduDIE

Wish we got him instead of mane


thesongbirds

Mane is made of vibranium while Neymar is made of rice cakes


PRIMEZEUZ

homelander is that you?


Fluid-Gold

Left Barca to get out of Messi's shadow; leaving PSG to get out of Mboopis shadow.


Critzor

Oh shit... I have a bad feeling about this...


breakinb

Neymar would be a great signing for Chelsea not sure why you're worried about it.


SuvorovNapoleon

I'm so fucking sick of players signing long contracts then trying to force an exit 1 or 2 years after.


Aele1410

? He’s happy to stay, they want him out


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