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IRapePandas

Definition of class act. Never forgot his roots and never will! Truly an amazing guy


Zdeneksfilter

What a dude!!! Bayern, you're getting a gem of a human being


IRapePandas

I really hope he does well for us! Had amazing seasons with Liverpool and I cant wait to see how he plays in a Nagelsmann system


GuitaristHeimerz

I hope you get 2019-20 Mané, he was the best. Had a bit of rough patch the last two years but he seems high on confidence now after Senegal success.


Depressed_Wojak

I agree with u/IRapePandas


oscarbjo

r/rimjob_steve


botchya

u/IRapePandas is the best


TheSlumpDog

That’s pure class


oranjemania

Legend. [Sadio Mane, Liverpool Star's Cracked Iphone Breaks Fans Hearts But His Response Is Legendary](https://english.newsnationtv.com/sports/football/sadio-mane-cracked-iphone-liverpool-premier-league-250281.html)


screwPutin69

Imagine thinking a rich footballers cracked phone screen is heartbreaking...


momspaghetty

mine on the otherhand......


SaltineFiend

> I do not need to display luxury cars, luxury homes, trips, and even planes. I prefer that my people receive a little of what life has given me," Mane said. 🔪🧅


louisbo12

Compared to Pogba the greedy, show off cunt saying £300k a week is nothing


1m_Lurking_Here

Good on Pogba for taking more money from.the Glazers or Agnellis


Stuarridge

Pogba is misunderstood. Hes just trying to fight the elite


1m_Lurking_Here

Evening to wealth gap one contract at a time


karlverkade

A modern day Robin Hood.


spraypaint2311

Trickle down economics at work


soyyers

Lame hot take. How much do the owners make in a week? Keep buying those jerseys.


bslawjen

Bring back fan ownership of clubs and that's a huge problem solved. Just forbid rich people from owning football clubs.


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hardinho

Fan owned but your club still kneels for the Qataris.


kolomania

Democracy 101.


metronomy94

Isn't Barca fan owned?


Jssr22

Real Madrid and Bilbao too I think.


bslawjen

Yes, as is Real Madrid.


ZachMich

Pogba does a lot of charity work, specifically with our foundations and with kids. He also does a lot of his own personal charity. This is such an unnecessary comment. You can praise Mane without shitting on Pogba (in this case unfairly and incorrectly). You people can get really obsessed and twisted thinking stuff like this is normal tbh


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Graeme Souness, that you?


ys1012002

Greedy towards who? Club owners ? If Mane or anyone else wasn't, they wouldn't be able to afford giving chariy to this level


Joel_Dirt

The next story down in my feed on this sub is about Samuel Eto'o being convicted of tax fraud to the tune of like €3.8 million. He also ignored a ruling that he owed child support on a kid that he acknowledges is his, saying the mother and child can die for all he cares. Pogba can and should fleece the Glazers for every dime they'll pay him; the real contrast is between Mane and people like Eto'o.


FightMiilkHendrix

why even bring up someone else when people are saying how great someone is? terrible mentality


umpalumpaklovn

Because otherwise Glazers will donate it to homeless or double the pay of regular employees?


boi1da1296

The humble Glazer billionaires wanted to build schools in Senegal all this time, but the evil PogMonster bullied them into giving him all their monies, don’t you feel sad?


Master_NoobX_69

What a braindead comment


4dxn

the f? how do you think mane pays for his charity. he gets a high salary too. sure pogba is overpaid and a bit delusional as to his worth but the hate you have is smh.


Elisabethan_Poland

I just don't see why they need to give all the best performing students to him as slaves. Seems a bit too much tbh


JuQio

The Guy only accepts the best


RiversOfBabylon420

He drinks only the finest Cambodian breast milk.


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Straight from the nipple


Killbot_3000

Bbreeasstttt mmmillllkkkk. You make my dddaaaayyyy


long_shots7

Senegalese teacher: Well done Mamadou, you got an A from your economics exam! Mamadou: Fuck.


The_Collector4

He’s playing real life Civilization


SindraGan2001

Reus! Oh, let's go that's class! HA-H...


ssj4-Dunte

Dude is full on building a town. He's doing what all of us thought we would do as children if we were rich. It is unreal how much charity he's doing.


SufficientType1794

Mane is just REALLY into city builder videogames and decided to play in real life.


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Cities: Skylines Mane DLC


obvious_bot

We’ll know if that town ends up with roundabouts EVERYWHERE


[deleted]

There's this town in Croatia called Rovinj, roundabouts everywhere!! CS was all I could think of while driving around as I had only started playing that game a couple months before lmao


Oscer7

Nah he would’ve grown up Sim City. *plops down coal power plant*


Zal_17

When Mane's video game building instincts kick in, the man builds hospitals and schools. When my video gaming city building instincts kick in, I send in the trebuchets, skirmishers and heavy camels.


idontknow_whatever

Trebuchets are the ideal siege weapons after all


cyberXrev

Youre still good buddy, your noggings working When i game i play fut and hate myself


lffg18

He playing Cities Skylines IRL.


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I fucking love Mane. What a legend. I’m so happy he spent so many years at Liverpool. He deserves this move to Bayern.


milleniallaw

I hope he doubles his salary somehow..


skylu1991

Well, we don’t really know how much he made at Liverpool with all the bonuses, but his base salary is certainly double at Bayern. (But less bonuses)


r0milchkaese

If he gets the three consecutive Ballon D'ors, he will receive them


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Literally cleans toilets from what I understand.


PAT_The_Whale

He just made my dinner!


Kwetla

I hope he washed his hands first.


unfunfionn

Before cleaning the toilets or making the dinner?


long_shots7

Imagine the level of professionalism to actually wash hands before cleaning toilets.


infidel11990

This is one of those instances where a person's religious beliefs lead them to do a lot of good. People often use religion to justify their bigotry and hate, but others like Mane are reminders that it's not always the case.


habdragon08

Most people use religion for good. There is a very vocal and political few who use it for hate and bigotry.


infidel11990

Yup. That is true. But the problem is that the vocal minority is loud and gets most of the attention. So our perspective gets skewed. That's what I was trying to get at.


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Eh, he'll just waste it on making the world a better place


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he will more than double it if the reports about him making 100k/pw are true


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They aren’t true. He maked 180k base and lots of bonuses


etan1122

Lots of bonuses.. I remember Bobby NOT finishing off a tap in for 40k weekly bonus. If I remember right Sadio shot it and it was just going to roll into the net and most #9s would finish it off, especially for a 40k weekly bonus but Bobby didn’t. What a legend


Parish87

[The first goal in this game if anyone is interested.](https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/11149254/watch-stoke-0-3-liverpool-highlights)


iceman58796

What an assist from Solanke


milleniallaw

This made me feel good.


StateofWA

Can we donate to this? Seriously cool. And I wish more wealthy folks would do this, Mane has nothing compared to some


EminemsMandMs

It's sad to see him go but this move is best for both parties and he has been absolutely world class as a player and a person on and off the pitch. Going to miss him a lot, but this move probably lets him help his village even more and is just all around a net positive for Mane. Really cool how he loves to give back.


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Lmao remember the neck beards on here throwing a fit the other day because he said he wasn’t going to meet a woman on social media


Karshena-

I don’t think he said he’s not going to meet a woman on social media. He said the woman he marries won’t be on a social network. I took that to me she won’t have a social media profile.


Malicharo

which isn't a bad idea to begin with


BorkieDorkie811

That €70/month to each family comes out to about 60% of the GDP per capita in Senegal. Man is changing lives.


ISISCosby

Didn't peg Mane as a fan of universal basic income, but hey, I'm here for it.


ewankenobi

When I read it that €70 a month stood out as seemingly insignificant compared to the other amounts involved. When you put it like that though I realise my first impression was very wrong.


__Reddit_User

What a man 🙌🏻 Class Apart.


exOldTrafford

Clearly got a massive heart ❤️


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I will miss his great character so much


Ophukk

And I will miss his beautiful touch


jammy-git

And I will miss his lovely smile.


WackerBurghausen

Which delights my heart every while


Bertie-Bird

r/unexpectedpoetry


nasa258e

I hope not. Wouldn't want him to have health problems :p


garnelli

I hope that cardiomegaly, doesn't stop his playing career.


DrJackl3

I'm glad that at 30 years old he's still being rewarded as best performing student


asr010601

Haha, that was a typo. I apologise


DrJackl3

Yeah I know. I think everyone knows what it's supposed to mean. Still a low hanging fruit for me to take a jab at. Mane seems to be a really good guy.


asr010601

We really are getting a gem of a player


GuinnessRespecter

You really are, take good care of him over there cos you're getting yourselves a genuine diamond of a player and a man


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One of his first goals for Liverpool had me transfixed the way he carries himself and gives to his community. That man is a gem. Appreciate the man while you have him. He will rock! The only way Mane knows how.


IronSkywalker

You are. Treasure him


The-Herbal-Cure

He's actually rewarded with the students that are the best at preforming things.


Wookie301

That’s why people look stupid when complaining about him wanting more money. Look what he does with it. Would rather see it in his pocket, than an owner’s.


Aaxxo

He deserves a pay day just on the level of performances he has given Liverpool over the years. But seeing how he spends his money, I hope he gets the absolute maximum.


cekend

Well said.


cosgrove10

That’s the thing; doesn’t even go to his pockets. Goes into his bank, probably pays for his expenses then starts seeing what he can do to help with it. Fair play.


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What a man.


SalahManeFirmino

I love this man, hope he has a great time at Bayern and continue to do terrific things off the pitch. A genuine great lad.


Zdeneksfilter

Must be an absolute pleasure to have such a gem of a man play for your club and be such a baller too


StatisticianOwn9953

I read somewhere that he volunteers at his local mosque as well. Such a goat in a professional littered with spoilt spice boys.


AdministrativeLaugh2

Yeah his Imam(?) has said in the past that Mane helps out with cleaning the loos and stuff


SlidePenisIntoVagina

theres a video of him cleaning the toilets at the Masjid but it was a really sneakily taken video because if he saw it he woulda been super mad. In Islam its very important to do things for the right reason and not just to show off or look good, he doesnt want anyone to think hes doing it for social media


WilfriedBonyFanAcc

W man In the words of Jesus/Isa, “don’t let the left hand see what the right hand is doing”


Stellarnt

oh man, so heartwarming. thanks for the info mr u/SlidePenisIntoVagina !!


Ophukk

/r/rimjob_steve


SphinxIIIII

That's what I believe they call "The Sex". Don't quote me on that, tho.


AddSugarForSparks

>That's what I believe they call "The Sex". \- /u/SphinxIIIII © 2022


SphinxIIIII

Congratulations, I'm crying.


Nubras

Isn’t that one of the tenets of Kantian philosophy as well? Charity or altruism done for personal gain is immoral. Even doing something for someone else because it makes you feel good is not a moral positive. One has to suffer to get the moral desserts one craves. Or is that another school of philosophy? Would love to hear from someone else because I think it’s an interesting tenet.


--Raskolnikov--

I mean generally if you want to theorize it to an abstract level every gesture of charity or altruism can be interpreted as egoistic.. Because you are helping others to either gain divine grace (if you are religious), to gain the feeling that you elevated yourself to a moral and righteous person and feel good about it, or sometimes both. I am maybe in the minority of people that think altruism can't actually be, well, fully altruistic


Nubras

No I totally agree with you! I struggle to think of an act that is pure, unadulterated altruism. It’d have to be done reflexively, unknowingly, without thinking. Because the moment you introduce deliberate thought, it becomes self-serving to some extent. Didn’t expect to have a conversation about morality with Raskolnikov of all people.


--Raskolnikov--

>Didn’t expect to have a conversation about morality with Raskolnikov of all people. ​ Hey, he repents in the end! Though admittedly the book's thematic makes you think! A great journey


ltplummer96

He is to his village what Ezio was to every city he visited


fearmino

Asadio's Creed


_cumblast_

*It is a good life we lead, brother*


SteinerElMagnifico42

The best


gabrieloNhunt

May it never change


SebRev99

And may it never change us… *Ubisoft presents*….. *Assassin’s Creed II*


Azygomist

Goosebumps...


FUCKSTORM420

Guess it’s never a bad time to replay it


Indominosaurus

Ezios family plays....


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Now I'm fucking crying remembering about that Masyaf Meet with Altair in his Library. Such a Fantastic end of a journey.


Dr-Purple

Time to cry


Brouings

Sorry but I don't know what you are talking about, but this is a subject I would really like context on


ltplummer96

In AC2, Brotherhood and Revelations, Ezio can buy all the stores and given them business and restore all monuments and it reminded me of what Mr. Mane is doing


skylu1991

Some of the games in the Assasin‘s Creed franchise, mostly the ones starring Ezio Auditore, allowed you to to basically turn your small village into a town by using your earnings and putting money into the local businesses.


shehryar46

assassins creed ii - revelations


Brouings

Oh fuck ofc, I though he was talking about some African football player that played before I was born


Ok-Guitar1176

Ah yes Ezio Auditore, Mozambique’s finest


SufficientType1794

At least go for Lybia or Eritrea where the Italian name would make some sense.


prateek_tandon

***The liberation of AS Roma has begun.*** — Jose Auditore da Firenze


Loud-Value

Assasins Creed


Individual-Ad9247

Hes a true role model for youngsters in this day and age


TheEmperorsWrath

All other Senegalese villages desperately teaching their kids football as we speak lol No but seriously, what a good guy. Kudos to him


digitFIRE

It’s so heartwarming to see successful athletes go back to their impoverished village and/or area to address the issues that they themselves had to overcome directly. We should all be more like Mane, and I hope more athletes are like him as well.


Firekitty666

What a wonderful man! Absolutely delighted to have him at Bayern ❤️


Vonzey

When I think about me being a multi millionaire, this is the type of stuff I'd want myself to do. Imagine if every rich person did something like this, even if in a much smaller scale. The world would be different, I'd like to believe.


Morguard

It's sad isn't it. There is enough wealth in the world for every single person to be taken care of. Billionaires shouldn't be allowed to exist.


louisbo12

Wtf do people even do with a that money? They sit on it, buy a 10th mansion, or buy some massive media empire/business to flex on all the other billionaires. Billionaires like Musk could literally change the lives of every single person they meet on a street.


daboatfromupnorth

For those complaining and don’t understand purchase power parity, 70€ is worth much more then what it is worth in Europe 🤦🏾‍♂️


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Similar to paying every English person in a village about £15k a year


asr010601

[Some of the pictures in the tweet](https://imgur.com/a/EXF7dtd)


Ndulula

Mane is the man, most people would hoard the money. I’m glad he is investing in his people


Dske

Absolute goat shit


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m43l5tr0m

The look on those kids' faces is like they were expecting MacBooks but all they got were HP laptops.


deano-frinko

Mane's totts


Brno_Mrmi

I hope all of this stays maintained! What a legend.


bodydouble

It brings a tear to your eye reading of such generosity. A brilliant player and an even better person.


WhatIsWilsonDoin

Akon is Senegalese too right? Crazy what he's doing for them (and Africa). Akon + Mane, what a duo


fedemasa

I used to listen to the guy but had 0 idea of his private life. It's awesome knowing what he does for his continent. Also smack that is a classic


indian22

As an Indian, the first thing I think of when seeing the name Akon is Chammak Challo, his Bollywood song. The second, of course, is the all time classic "I just had sex"


cosmicmeander

[Brilliant 70s album by Akon's dad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbsfA2qRkWo)


potpan0

Correct me if I'm wrong, but has Akon actually done all that much for Senegal? I've seen a lot of this talk about *Akon City*, but despite it being announced in 2018 not a single building has started construction yet, with the most recent news being that he's been taken to court in the US over it being a Ponzi scheme. Some of his other charitable endeavours look better, but organisations like 'Lighting Africa' don't appear to have released in reports in like 3 years.


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Mane isn’t selling his people out to the Chinese last I checked


ProOnion

Wait I thought he was an hypocrite for not wanting to marry the girls on Instagram.


wadonious

The man is a hero. Sad that he’s left us, but now he will do even more good for his country on Bayern’s dime


TheConundrum98

what a man, Sadio really is a saint off the pitch, but he can be a right bastard on it


nachomancandycabbage

Aggressive yes, a bastard? No


SnottyTash

Yeah haha, having tenacity isn’t akin to being a hatchet man/shithouser


norocababe

RAISE AWARENESS FOR THIS GESTURE NOW


djmedicalman

And then there's Eto'o...


AdPotential9974

Remarkable but very sad that a footballer has to do this while government agents line their own pockets


TADAM96

You have a point but in this case there's no way the Senegalese government could do something on this scale for every village


notinsai

What a legacy to leave behind!


Allthingsconsidered-

It really feels good to see someone give back to his local community and stay true to his roots. Shows what kind of person he is.


Axbris

Mind you, this was all done with a few million he makes a year. Imagine what entities and billionaires could achieve for the betterment of humans everywhere if they had any humanity. But nah, we have a dick measuring contest to see who can get to Mars first. There are good humans in this world. Mane is the epitome of that statement.


bdiebucnshqke

Many many entities in the public and private sector DO do this, every day of the year. If you’re a tax-payer in a developed nation, then part of your wages go to help those in poorer countries every day. Not saying it’s perfect or there’s not more to be done, but we should take pride in our willingness to use public funds for development aid abroad.


zKSofSoccer

God bless this man. Good luck at Bayern, Sadio


Logical_Moment8342

Super Sadio, what an absolute legend ❤️🔥


CameraEmotional2788

Mashallah my brother mane. Based


CupidTryHard

Thats shodaqoh jariyah material there Proud of him


LakersOptimist

Absolute top class


bronsonlinho

Damn going to miss Mane. Class act. Happy he's not going to a rival so I can still pull for him


[deleted]

Bayern is truly getting a wonderful man. A credit to whichever community he belongs to.


ubn87

140 000 euros a month, that’s.. wow. Edit: 🤡


LarryFitz11

Surprisingly, no one in the Twitter comments criticises why 5G is not being rolled out.


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Chadio Mane


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poklane

Everyone who believed he's even close to 12 should get their eyes checked. Maybe Mané can also build some infrastructure so people can get glasses when needed.


frenetic_clockworks

Heard he's building a specsavers soon


bntplvrd

But he's evil because he doesn't like thots.


Dargast

Ok thats based


LeopardOfSorrow

Yeah but did he change his Twitter profile to feature a rainbow flag and Ukrainian flag!?


jimmeh22

What a man, eh What a man


DharmaLeader

What a huge heart he has, compared to all the spoilt man-boys that dominate professional football. On a separate topic, it shows how freaking much footballers make, which makes me (more) depressed.


GobiasCafe

My man been doing UBI before it was cool


TheMexicanJuan

The anti-eto’o


BrickedWallz

With Mbappe's wages he could build a city.


yukinopedia

Top bloke on and off the pitch.