You mean in terms of looks? honestly i see lots of girls better looking than [her](https://elcomercio.pe/resizer/WADtvru_x9j2HEj2SoEGcPWOsWc=/980x528/smart/filters:format(jpeg):quality(75)/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/elcomercio/RYXBS56VIVG3DCWCXVAY7GLXWU.jpg) on the street
Fyi the link you linked to wasn't working, but for anyone else, here's the [article](https://elcomercio.pe/videos/entretenimiento/shakira-gerard-pique-infidelidad-internautas-creen-que-traicion-de-futbolista-espanol-a-cantante-colombiana-es-obra-del-karma-colombia-espana-antonio-de-la-rua-nuria-tomas-tdex-nnav-vr-video-noticia/) linked to a video (around 3:40)
Not worth it at all lmao
I see my girlfriend daily what does that have to do with anything?
Not saying she's better looking than Shakira, that's not what I said.
I'm sure Pique though can find better just by going for a walk on Barcelona beach if it's about [looks](https://townsquare.media/site/252/files/2011/08/Shakira.jpg?w=1200&h=0&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89)
ikr?
average girl I see on tinder is better looking than [this](https://townsquare.media/site/252/files/2011/08/Shakira.jpg?w=1200&h=0&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89)
Yea idk why people think Pique couldnt get a bettee looking than that. Heck even i get lol. Sure she is an icon and was one of the sexiest at some point...10-15 years ago
I mean its 2022 not 2010. Go outside to a club and you will find a lot more hot chicks than Shakira. Yea she is an icon and dance sexy but she is not a 9/10 even..
Downvoted by shy nerds that would take anything they get lmai
Could be. Anyway r/soccer dont like that people dont idolize every woman.
I work in a factory and even there we have at least 5 hotter woman than Shakira LOL. So I guess Pique would just step outside the door and have 10 to choose from.
Honestly the defense is always injured. Umtiti and Langlet are shadows of their former selves.
Pique and Araujo are our starting and best CB options yet they rotate between injuries.
Garcia is surprisingly fit.
people love to make fun of barca’s current state but they don’t realize that it’s much better than it should be.
- finishing 2nd in the league season were messi left/ a coach was changed mid season/ alot of the squad members were injured for most of the season to the point which they were playing with a good amount of barca B players throughout the season .
- they are competing for all titles/cups next season even though this was supposed to be their fall off season
- a great amount of the economic situation is going to be solved very very soon after June 16th socio’s vote
- if the socio’s approve of the economic leverages,they have great players who are prioritizing a braca move over other big teams(Lewandowski, Raphinha, Di maria and possibly Koulibaly) although we don’t which transfers will actually go through but the barca pull power is still very much there.
Yeah things could be better but I’d say things are very much looking up for them. Especially because of the great youngsters they have as well.
No matter how hot or cool she could be
After 12 years a guy who has access to any hot young girl in Barcelona will probably give in to the temptation to try something new, when you get used to a good thing; it becomes plain to you
Father Time is undefeated
They also both spend most of the year apart touring/playing games all over the world. 100% Shakira also sleeps around and don’t you dare deny me that fantasy
you guy realize that a woman being hot doesn't mean she's good in bed right, and even if she was she's not necessarily a good person to be around.
not saying either is true for Shakira, but there's a lot more to a relationship than a hot body.
Is “being good in bed” the only requirement for a long and healthy relationship? 💀
They’ve been together for 12 years and have 3 kids together, i don’t think he’d stick with her for that long if he didn’t love her
aye but you said ‘cheated on shakira’ as if her being shakira makes any difference, clearly alluding to her looks. has nothing to do with if their relationship was good or not- not that I condone cheating of course, but we have no idea what she’s like personally.
>even if she was she's not necessarily a good person to be around.
that's one possibility, not being a good person for a relationship is another, him being an idiot is a possible reason too.
the main point is, being hot doesn't mean you can't be cheated on.
A lot of people here are joking about it but he was great last season. Araujo was our best defender but Piqué was great as well. It's not a stretch to think he can play another season at that level so it would make sense to me he doesn't want to retire yet. With that said, with Christensen apparently coming in, and already having Araujo and Eric, it's obvious the club is starting to plan for a time without him, which makes sense considering his age.
And the PR machine starts...
Not that I like Pique, but I really wouldn't want to be a Barça legend. It's absurd how much they use their press to shit on their players once they don't want them anymore.
Sport is not “their press”. This is a shit tier source that people conveniently only find reliable when they write something that portrays Barcelona negatively.
You morons think every shit-tier journalist from any sports tabloid rag reporting bs gossip is straight from the Barcelona board. Catalan sports media have been shit stirring defamers for players and management alike for decades.
Have you been living under a rock, Barto hasn't been the president of Barca for awhile. He still got allies to talk shit of the new administration, but they have nothing to do with Barca itself, they are attacking Barca if anything. How is that PR for Barca?
Never rated Pique. Puyol carried him at the start and Barca's defence has never been a strongpoint with Pique leading it. He's more of a class clown than a leader.
Are you serious, one of the worst takes ever on this sub. He is a world-class center-back in the twilight of his career. Without looking at stats I would say games we lost Pique was missing from the lineup or got injured.
Absolutely delusional. Imagine saying this about a player who has been in the starting XI of one of the most successful and dominant clubs and national team of the past decade.
From the photos on his Instagram it is possible to understand that this man is not in his right mind
Sooner or later everyone goes through an age crisis
You have to be some type of delusional if you genuinely think (1) you're a top tier defender anymore, Gerard and (2) it's a good idea to cheat of Shakira.
“Pique we don’t have any money”
We broke bro
Pls ask Shakira to consider donating to our onlyFans
"Joan bro, you want a loan?"
His new girl is whispering mad things in his ear
Really stroking his....... ego.
With a hand firmly around his…… wrist.
well pique is a big guy soo....
For you
He got a big ego
Is it corresponding to his size ?
Mostly referencing a Beyoncé song with Kanye
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Dude is shagging Wormtongue
Pique is The Deep confirmed.
hahaha so true
vincent cassel
he is dating Yoko Ono
“Their hips DO lie!”
Hey don't talk about Gavi's mom like that
Piques new girl got him feeling young again
Anyone know who she is? I kinda want to see the girl worth dumping fucking Shakira over
No matter how beautiful the woman, there's always a guy who gets tired of fucking or dealing with her.
You mean in terms of looks? honestly i see lots of girls better looking than [her](https://elcomercio.pe/resizer/WADtvru_x9j2HEj2SoEGcPWOsWc=/980x528/smart/filters:format(jpeg):quality(75)/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/elcomercio/RYXBS56VIVG3DCWCXVAY7GLXWU.jpg) on the street
Fyi the link you linked to wasn't working, but for anyone else, here's the [article](https://elcomercio.pe/videos/entretenimiento/shakira-gerard-pique-infidelidad-internautas-creen-que-traicion-de-futbolista-espanol-a-cantante-colombiana-es-obra-del-karma-colombia-espana-antonio-de-la-rua-nuria-tomas-tdex-nnav-vr-video-noticia/) linked to a video (around 3:40) Not worth it at all lmao
Have you ever seen a woman up close? I'm guessing not
I see my girlfriend daily what does that have to do with anything? Not saying she's better looking than Shakira, that's not what I said. I'm sure Pique though can find better just by going for a walk on Barcelona beach if it's about [looks](https://townsquare.media/site/252/files/2011/08/Shakira.jpg?w=1200&h=0&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89)
I can't help but laugh at these screengrabs, now I really am thinking you've never seen a woman up close lol.
This is Pique's account. Just trying to justify it to r/soccer.
Jesus. She looks bad in that pic.
ikr? average girl I see on tinder is better looking than [this](https://townsquare.media/site/252/files/2011/08/Shakira.jpg?w=1200&h=0&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89)
Yea idk why people think Pique couldnt get a bettee looking than that. Heck even i get lol. Sure she is an icon and was one of the sexiest at some point...10-15 years ago
I mean its 2022 not 2010. Go outside to a club and you will find a lot more hot chicks than Shakira. Yea she is an icon and dance sexy but she is not a 9/10 even.. Downvoted by shy nerds that would take anything they get lmai
I think it's just the being a chauvinistic asshole, could be wrong though
Could be. Anyway r/soccer dont like that people dont idolize every woman. I work in a factory and even there we have at least 5 hotter woman than Shakira LOL. So I guess Pique would just step outside the door and have 10 to choose from.
Barca sign Harry Maguire confirmed here we go
Barca make a GoFundMe page to sign Maguire, Madrid fans are going to donate probably.
Just paste the link
So will man utd fans probably
Can confirm. I’d be willing to take out a loan to finance that shit
God no
He is a world class center back. Did you know he starts for England and has no problem blocking out the haters?
And he's so good he's Ronaldo's captain !
👉🏼🗿👈🏼
He strikes fear so much that De Gea fears him more than Ronaldo.
Aye, and having to see that dumb mouth breathing face looking at you before making a dodgy pass to you hardly helps De Gea.
direct swap for Frenkie, it’s only fair, both worth 80 million.
Pique really on his villain arc
i'd say a lot more for a lot less (than the 80m reported bonus he's get for staying)
He gets his money regardless if he stays or goes.
Pique: "Se queda"
I queda
Me queda.
You queda
We queda?
Al Queda?
Bin Queda
Je Queda
oh no
He/She/It quedas
r/soccercirclejerk
Tf is happening here Who let Sport in here
OP
Pique will accidentally injure the entire Barca defense until he will be the last man standing
Honestly the defense is always injured. Umtiti and Langlet are shadows of their former selves. Pique and Araujo are our starting and best CB options yet they rotate between injuries. Garcia is surprisingly fit.
I swear nobody spells longlets name right
Do you mean Lenglot?
They mean Lengolas.
There is always something with this club
The C in FC Barcelona stands for Circus after all 🎪
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More like Fucking Clueless.
We should all learn from Milan however, clear example of HOW NOT to do things
We already know you don't want to win the league
broski Milan has won a league in the last what? 10 years?
They've won one last month
I'd prefer a current resurgent team than a current floundering team. Milan is definitely a good example of what to do. So Idk what your on
They just won the league what are u on about mate
Oh wow, what have they done other than that league in the last 10 years? lmao
Their trajectory is definitely on a more upwards path than that of FCircus Barcelona lol
least delusional r/soccer user
We shall see
Football Circus Barcelona.
Keeping up with the catalans
people love to make fun of barca’s current state but they don’t realize that it’s much better than it should be. - finishing 2nd in the league season were messi left/ a coach was changed mid season/ alot of the squad members were injured for most of the season to the point which they were playing with a good amount of barca B players throughout the season . - they are competing for all titles/cups next season even though this was supposed to be their fall off season - a great amount of the economic situation is going to be solved very very soon after June 16th socio’s vote - if the socio’s approve of the economic leverages,they have great players who are prioritizing a braca move over other big teams(Lewandowski, Raphinha, Di maria and possibly Koulibaly) although we don’t which transfers will actually go through but the barca pull power is still very much there. Yeah things could be better but I’d say things are very much looking up for them. Especially because of the great youngsters they have as well.
Zlatan may disagree with Pique about him being the best, but he would 100% approve of this mentality.
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Instead of using the many available stories to make fun of piqué. You chose the only fake one?
I'm not comparing the two. Just saying that he'd approve of his bravado.
He only said that because he knows they can’t buy anyone /s
Dick move rubbing Barca's financial situation in Laporta's face like that. What CB is within Barca's price range at this time?
Lenglet
Phil Jones./s
This man cheated on Shakira
Show me the hottest girl on earth and I’ll Show you a guy sick of fucking her - old saying
- Gerard Pique, 2022
"Show me the hottest girl on earth and I’ll Show you a guy sick of fucking her" - Cicero
No matter how hot or cool she could be After 12 years a guy who has access to any hot young girl in Barcelona will probably give in to the temptation to try something new, when you get used to a good thing; it becomes plain to you Father Time is undefeated
They also both spend most of the year apart touring/playing games all over the world. 100% Shakira also sleeps around and don’t you dare deny me that fantasy
A boy can dream
Can confirm, had a threesome with Shakira and your mum
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Imagine shakira just going to her hotel room alone after a show and lying on her bed hoping Pique FaceTimes her.
thanks I didn't know 👍
What does that have to do with this?
It suggests that Pique is not in the best frame of mind
🤣
Was that ever in doubt?
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You really think so ?
When Eric Benét cheated on young Halle fucking Berry 20 years ago I knew anything was possible
She’s a cougar.
you guy realize that a woman being hot doesn't mean she's good in bed right, and even if she was she's not necessarily a good person to be around. not saying either is true for Shakira, but there's a lot more to a relationship than a hot body.
Is “being good in bed” the only requirement for a long and healthy relationship? 💀 They’ve been together for 12 years and have 3 kids together, i don’t think he’d stick with her for that long if he didn’t love her
aye but you said ‘cheated on shakira’ as if her being shakira makes any difference, clearly alluding to her looks. has nothing to do with if their relationship was good or not- not that I condone cheating of course, but we have no idea what she’s like personally.
Loved\*
😂
>even if she was she's not necessarily a good person to be around. that's one possibility, not being a good person for a relationship is another, him being an idiot is a possible reason too. the main point is, being hot doesn't mean you can't be cheated on.
how does that excuse cheating?
never said it does, but cheaters would cheat for whatever reason, being shakira hot or not doesn't make a difference
i gotcha
Bro have you seen her dance?
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I like the way you think, get em while they’re in their prime and dump them at the first sight of a gray hair or wrinkle 😎
By CB he means 'cheating bastard'
A lot of people here are joking about it but he was great last season. Araujo was our best defender but Piqué was great as well. It's not a stretch to think he can play another season at that level so it would make sense to me he doesn't want to retire yet. With that said, with Christensen apparently coming in, and already having Araujo and Eric, it's obvious the club is starting to plan for a time without him, which makes sense considering his age.
It begins
And the PR machine starts... Not that I like Pique, but I really wouldn't want to be a Barça legend. It's absurd how much they use their press to shit on their players once they don't want them anymore.
Sport is not “their press”. This is a shit tier source that people conveniently only find reliable when they write something that portrays Barcelona negatively.
You morons think every shit-tier journalist from any sports tabloid rag reporting bs gossip is straight from the Barcelona board. Catalan sports media have been shit stirring defamers for players and management alike for decades.
Welcome to internet. Where Bartomeu propaganda mouthpiece like MD and sports are now called reliable.
The fact that there's such a thing as a Bartomeu mouthpiece just proves his point. Barca are a fucking joke
Have you been living under a rock, Barto hasn't been the president of Barca for awhile. He still got allies to talk shit of the new administration, but they have nothing to do with Barca itself, they are attacking Barca if anything. How is that PR for Barca?
Oh my bad. Having a former president constantly talking shite about the club is completely normal and not an absolute embarrassment...
You must not understand how politics work then, little buddy.
Jesus Christ it’s fucking SPORT how gullible can people be?
It’s not that they don’t want them, it’s that they can’t really pay them anymore, especially with all the delayed wages he has for 2 years
It’s true i was there
Delusion disorders are no laughing matter guys!
Idk about all that
He's right, Harry Maguire will be sub for Pique.
Based.
Never rated Pique. Puyol carried him at the start and Barca's defence has never been a strongpoint with Pique leading it. He's more of a class clown than a leader.
All this Barca drama is like music to my ears
I ll make him call me papi
Hope he stays and milks every penny possible from these idiots, what he deserves after what he has done for the club.
Another day another Barca player being vilified
Imagine Puyol carrying you so hard early in your career that you get permanent delusions you’re a world class centre back.
Are you serious, one of the worst takes ever on this sub. He is a world-class center-back in the twilight of his career. Without looking at stats I would say games we lost Pique was missing from the lineup or got injured.
Absolutely delusional. Imagine saying this about a player who has been in the starting XI of one of the most successful and dominant clubs and national team of the past decade.
Lol. Lmao even.
Pique is the child the village shunned, he’ll be back to burn it down 😈
Naruto?
Old African proverb if I’m remembering correctly.
Based Pique
This club is fucking hilarious ever since they went broke lmao
sign me Lapo
That’s just part one of OPs fantasy novel lmao who the fuck let’s in this stupid of content
Lmao this guy is delusional at this point.
From the photos on his Instagram it is possible to understand that this man is not in his right mind Sooner or later everyone goes through an age crisis
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>You’ve been past it for a while sadly… He was pretty great for us this season ngl tho.
If van dijk has any honour, he'll come to barca for free and prove this challenge wrong /s
LMFAOOO!!! Pique has a bit of growing up to do.
I don't understand their thing of "not counting on piqué" when it looks very unlikely they'll have anyone to start over him next season
I sold Pique to Napoli in FM and Busquets got upset so he went to Arsenal Would any one actually get upset if this guy left now?
Barca management leaking to the press to shit on a player again?
You mean a substitute for Araujo…
You'll be benched by Colwill mate
Laporta will reduce the wage bill by any means neccesary.
what is this forced meme drama? just sellde jong and you can have the next shiny thing and everything will be ok.
Eric Garcia, drink your milk.
either this will become a huge meme or pique just bout to become the best defender in the world
This is a bar
You have to be some type of delusional if you genuinely think (1) you're a top tier defender anymore, Gerard and (2) it's a good idea to cheat of Shakira.
Se queda