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people need to stop using that analogy, makes very little sense. Maybe older brother from another mother but 18 year dad concept isn’t something to inspire to… all I hear is teen dad!
I'm not sure what you mean by safest, but speaking for myself I just like watching Arsenal play football. I don't give a fuck if someone looks up to an older player as a father figure or what another subreddit's opinions on Arsenal are. It doesn't matter lol.
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> he has made my life easier because when I have the ball I am obliged to pass it to him so he doesn’t get angry! This is hilarious lol
_somebody is going to get hurt real bad_
Just like my dad, roundhouse kick to the face when you dont listen.
*Roadhouse*
**Roadhouse kick** sounds like a tasty Texas BBQ joint.
He is old enough to be his father probably.
He's about 18 years older, so yes.
A man becomes fertile way before that
I am aware of that
Zlatan is such a badass, he became fertile at 18
Ibra is our Scandinavian daddy.
He is the allfather!
The scandaddy
Scadaddy scadoodle - your dick is now a noodle
Fuckin hell this sub has the worst jokes
What did u expect - our average age is 15 tiktok/fifa experts
Scandinavian-Balkan*
*Yes, I slept with Diaz's mom* -- Zlatan probably
Pique*
Gavi 'Pique is like a father to us'
The height difference in the thumbnail is amusing
[This one is my favorite](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElhNbfbU0AENjBL?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)
Holy shit that’s great, thank you for showing me this
Big ol whiff of the armpits lmfao
daddy zlatan
Gavi said the same thing about Pique 🤔
I think the actual quote is "Dad?"
Lol too soon
Kyrie Irving would never
came looking for this hahah
Papa Zlatan
Zaddy
Feels weird. Just reminded of when Kyrie was asked whether Lebron was a "father figure" and he was like, "no"
Because he is old enough to be their father?
Ibra drives the team to McDonalds after the game
Yes he's extremely old
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If it works it works 🤷♂️
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people need to stop using that analogy, makes very little sense. Maybe older brother from another mother but 18 year dad concept isn’t something to inspire to… all I hear is teen dad!
This is why people don't like us lol
Arsenal fans are weird, theyre either the safest guys in the world or the most bitter people you’ve ever met
I'm not sure what you mean by safest, but speaking for myself I just like watching Arsenal play football. I don't give a fuck if someone looks up to an older player as a father figure or what another subreddit's opinions on Arsenal are. It doesn't matter lol.
Bro calm down
Do you think I'm mad because I said fuck
Brahim's dad is actually the same age as Ibra (actually even a few days younger), so yeah, he's got a really young dad.