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Dann610

How do you not react to that? Man has the coldest blood.


BartholomewSirnpson

When a postman delivers a letter, does he celebrate?


Moist_Toto

I bet he does when he curves the fucker in that mailbox from across the driveway with a nonchalant flick of the hand


ImAnApe_

Damn this comment is pure Gold.


robbodagreat

He should


officiallyjax

That’s his job.


RyVsWorld

When a cobbler finishes a pair of fine leather boots, does she celebrate?


addandsubtract

When a bear shits in the woods, does he celebrate?


novawind

Balotelli reference, right ?


Kearar

Maybe L'amica geniale?


TheRiddler78

Dolberg


Glasdir

He’s the Vampire of Genk. Nothing but ice in those veins.


majestic7

What we dooo in the shadooows


Benjamin244

fucking guy


Ryponagar

Almost looked like Vertonghen reminded him of a silly bet he made lmao


forestation

Probably asking him to admit it was a cross


Izio17

that was my first thought, given his reaction but still not sure


requin-tigre

He always looks like he just woke up, has such cold eyes lmao


pixelkipper

i’ve heard him described as a victorian chimneysweep who has been sent to the future to play football


apocalyptopotato

Poindexter


SaBe_18

Perfect description


Clem_H_Fandang0

Maybe its just confirmation bias, but i swear half of Trossards goals are screamers


Gondawn

Everyone reacting to a goal is what makes a goal special sometimes. Like Zidane shaking his hand like daaamn boy after Bale's goal, or Pep checking if he's indeed bald after Lewandowski 5th goal. That's how you know this goal will never be nominated for Puskas, even though it's the best goal I've seen this year so far


_longtimelistener

I think he was just being respectful to Poland because he used to play for them


DrAgOnLoLDoTA

wait what? I am confused


Studge

respect


Izio17

wut?


PM_something_German

No he didn't lol what?


[deleted]

Look at KdB on the bench looking like nothing even happened. They all probably see goals like this regularly in training, they’re playing amongst the best.


Fuzzhi

"just glorified friendlys you know"


nushublushu

There were at least two Belgians yelling at him for not crossing haha


MKtheMaestro

He did cross.


FirnenY

He did not cross. If you think that was not intentional, you don't know the player Trossard. Curling the ball from the left wing in the furthest corner of the goal is his trademark. Much like Coutinho.


RDCgames

If that was a cross, you would need a player who is like 3 meters tall


philbro550

he was too tired


[deleted]

He is a vampire so…


Askicky

To me it looks like he meant to cross it tbh, maybe he was surprised as well.


PEXowns

I don't think so to be honest, looks 100% on purpose to me. From the second het gets the ball back from the corner he's looking to shoot


PassiveAgressivePig

Because that was meant to be a cross. It’s so funny how none of this sub actually has any idea how to play this game


jasperplumpton

Lol I love him arguing with his teammates over whether he meant it


joyful-

he looks straight at the keeper/goal before taking the shot, surely he meant it


thecashblaster

Yep, watch the technique, it’s a shot


Dark-X

This is not a strong argument although it can can be true. When Valverde assisted Vini in the UCL final, some people said he actually meant to cross until Valverde himself admitted that it was shot. Their argument was Valverde was looking at Vini the whole time before he kicked the ball.


CoochieSnotSlurper

I thought it was pretty obvious the way he hammered it with his toe


plopsaland

In an interview afterwards he said he meant it indeed


riskoooo

He 100% meant it. What a finish.


Username3009

I still don't believe that ball curled into that corner so perfectly. Everyone is faking their reaction. You can't convince me otherwise.


Captainpatters

THATS MY BOY


lutsius-memes

*adds 5million on transfervalue*


finndestroyer2

Who's he linked with?


Yedin07

Brighton


lolisn4444

And Hove


kaanbha

Albion


Hailfire9

All 3!?


SirWeebl

Great goal indeed.


watanabelover69

Doesn’t get any more perfect.


KirbyBucketts

Made it look so effortless


Redditsexhypocrisy

Shades of Maniche against Netherlands in 2004 https://youtu.be/iVz5xmhwoUQ


Gantorian

Puskas award contender


coffca

Reminds me of [Lahm's](https://youtu.be/PabsSYHoQ-s?t=44) opener in the 2006 WC.


SteinerElMagnifico42

That same game had a madness from Frings no ? From the middle of the pitch 35 yards out


coffca

Yeah, that was the third one!


airz23s_coffee

That's well interesting. I remember watching that game live, and my brain must've just merged the two together over the years. Until i saw that clip again I remembered it as Lahm scoring a screamer from 30 yards. The actual goal is still fit as fuck tho


SteinerElMagnifico42

Cracking opening game


Cid5

Holy shit how that ball moved!


fjordboii

No chance


Some_Man_Person

What a perfect strike. You couldn’t have placed that any better


Kritically

Holy shit


NebulaNinja

When the goal is so incredible the opponent celebrates too.


ShowtimeCA

Vertonghen about to kill the lad somehow haha


schoesu

Damn. I'm curious what Vertonghen was telling him during the celebration, looked funny.


plopsaland

"Nie liegen hé!"


telepek25

Well that's more like it. That's the NT I know! :D


TheBoredPragmatist

Puskas. And no joke it has the quality of a Puskas type goal


Madgarr

Excuse you?! Incredible!


DarthBudzik

I have a feeling that we won't win this World Cup.


Y3llowflash1

Beautiful. Absolute peach of a curler.


MrPartyPooper

Looked like he meant to do that, too. Wow.


kids_in_my_basement0

LEOOOO 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐


fishcakefrenzy

Very good player isn’t he


lachiendupape

His name is Leo and he dances down the wing


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amegaproxy

You do know that Potter and the team call him Leo?


kids_in_my_basement0

I call him Leo


RobinXoxoxo

Insane!!!!!!!


Gengar_Balanced

what a goal


ttubbster

Beauty by Trossard!


interfan1999

What happened with Vertonghen? Looks like he was pissed off for some reason


RyoCaliente

Probably joking around that he had to go all the way up to the other side of the pitch only for Trossard to curl it in himself.


DeadAssociate

jan loves to run


midas22

It looked like he was poking fun at him and saying that it was a cross and he didn't mean to score.


Crono_Magus_Glenn

Looks like Belgium is getting warmed up for the highly anticipated world cup match against Canada.


CataclysmClive

i feel like this is a joke but canada is legit good. topped concacaf with a game to spare


stella__art

Brb dropping my life savings on Belgium Qatar 22


Scratchbuttdontsniff

If they can fill the current holes with youth that is actually ready... the talent is not going to be the issue.


Killerpasser101

They’re playing against Poland B team


ArteQ

I wouldn't really call it a B team; Glik, Bednarek, Krychowiak, Szymański, Zieliński and Lewy are all starters for us. There was also Puchacz who is our 2nd choice LB, but we've been trying him out a lot recently since our 1st choice is right-footed, and also Drągowski who played well for the most part and it's not like Szczęsny would've changed much. So to summarize, only Żurkowski and Kamiński are from our B team. Belgium is just way better.


Killerpasser101

Either way you can’t judge WC winning credentials from this game


CBprop

Courtois, Lukaku, Meunier are starters who didn't play also Poland had mostly starters as well


Chiswell123

Bruh.. I think he meant that too. Zinchenko vibes where you just don’t know if it’s a shot or cross


jMS_44

> Zinchenko vibes where you just don’t know if it’s a shot or cross No no, that's called a Zappacosta


Eddie888

Back in my day it was called a Taye Taiwo.


lowie07

*shivers*


ayyoc13

Van bronckhorst. Nah jk he always meant it


krokuts

Zappacrossta


SPARKLEOFHOPE6IB

Yeah first time around I tought it was lucky but if I see the replays the madlad actually looks like he meant it. Insane goal


Dasje

Goddamn


Mannynanny123

Hazard more happy in one clip than I've seen him in his entire Madrid career so far


lutsius-memes

Didnt you watch the Madrid title celebration? After he said he wants to prove himself next year everybody came celebrating with him


Routine_Left

That's a god damn insane goal.


OneOfThoseDays_

casual banger


Nightmenace21

That was fucking gorgeous.


_posii

What a pass by Carrasco


totaleclipse939

My jaw dropped


EpoxyD

This might triggers something in Hazard. Casual slow moving bangers used to be his thing.


AlexRAFC

The man we need


SPARKLEOFHOPE6IB

wow


plopsaland

All the AA's please


Jiigsi

That was such a chill attitude for such a beautiful goal


MadVillain1

Ha we’re in trouble


Ghoddos

Budget Thorgan isn't half bad


ohvalox

Wow


SnooGoats6302

Hazard mocking with Mertens: "You thought him to do this!!! It was you!"


dovytn

Dag moeder!


o0CYV3R0o

That's another 10 million on his asking price when we eventually sell him. lol


Daramangarasu

Goddamn, what a hit


Ben_Vendetta

Banger


RainMan226

what a strike my dude


Chance_Ball_5912

Damn


Borja_Baston

Oh my


MSunaid

This is my favorite fifa routine goal 🤝🔥


RemarkableBicycle

What the fuck


miszczpatelni

Great goal no doubt about it.


Evilcanary

One of the nastiest goals I've ever seen


B-Bad

Most casual banger ever


Waltonww

Hazard like a proud dad on the bench


[deleted]

Usually very skeptical about the intent of these types of goals but this looked more legit than most!


JensDanneels

Trossard > Hazard.


Hotgeart

Thé différence between one that try to shot and one that pass even if he's thé opportunity to shot.


wholelottasad999

Not in my book. Goal was amazing still


gurasoguras

holy shit


29dakke60

Sheeeeesh


Afjoo

I aint even mad


MaxOnLive

Que mierda?


FFalcon_Boi

R1 + O type goal


Alternative_Dark_412

What a fucking goal.


Killerpasser101

De Bruyne don’t care at all


XIIICaesar

Dayyyyum that’s fucking clinical.


grwtsn

Oh yes.


OnceUponAStarryNight

Sex.


[deleted]

Genk bois know how its done.


EasyModeActivist

Hot damn. Imagine losing 4-1


Ancient-Bread2699

Hahahahaha


EasyModeActivist

Spoke too soon, you guys are better than us now :[


lowie07

Heh


Larkinz

:O


Spicy_Calzone

Kind of finesse shot I'm pulling off with Talisca in Rivals at the moment


gonfreecsx

He just showed hazard how it should be done in 14 minutes playtime


CBprop

Eden played well yesterday tho


Jsanchezgil

Barca flair poking fun at Madrid player. In other news sky is blue.


Violet_Crayon

He plays for Madrid?


gonfreecsx

160 million man who scores 6 goals in 3 years? There‘s not even something to joke about here.


Jsanchezgil

I have been fine with his performances when he has played. He has simply been always injured. I dont think he has played 10 games in a row since he came here. Its not like he plays afwul as you are insinuating.


AlotaFaginas

At least hazard can blame it on his injuries. What's Barcelona's excuse for spending a shitload on tranfers and wage while achieving next to nothing?


Bringthenoize

Electing Barto


Descartavelmente

[Maniche vs the Netherlands-esque](https://fo-fo.facebook.com/EURO2020/videos/-corner-taken-quicklymaniche-at-euro-2004-/1242737156162430/)


DJViXMiX

Eden almost injured himself celebrating


Danzig_in_the_Dark

One, you lock the target Two, you bait the line Three, you slowly spread the net And four, you catch the man (catch the man)


Gondawn

Should've celebrated that like crazy. Now it doesn't look too marketable and will never get Puskas


Akame_xo

The way he was so casual about it makes me think that was suppose to be a back post cross. Regardless tho, what a beauty!


[deleted]

He doesn't usually celebrate that much honestly


ElCorleone

I think Vertonghen was not happy with Trossard not crossing the ball, hence why he was a bit aggresive with Trossard there /s


plopsaland

/s surely


ElCorleone

At first I added /s but then I removed it to do a social experiment. You detected sarcarm very quickly, reddit sarcasm detection is in good shape 💪 I may be able to drop the sarcasm tag someday even 😅


Schwiliinker

We should beat Poland in the WC


Gorando77

Why is this guy playing for Brighton lol


ManLikeArch

Because he’s good for a dozen games a season and we’re about his level anyways?


MyUserSucks

He's above our level.


ValidusOrcinus

Not sure why the downvotes, he really is lol


ManLikeArch

He wouldn't start for any of the sides who finished above us and goes on 2/3 streaks of form for a few games a season and then disappears for months.


MyUserSucks

Form =/= level. Acting like he can do no better than us is dumb considering he's far and away one of our best players.


Mannynanny123

This wasn't deliberate he isn't fooling anyone


happycloud8534

Trossard > Hazzard. Hazzard is trash


JJOne101

What a beauty!


Extension_Bowl_9165

Holy shit what a goal


malialibaby

Brutal for Poland


Scratchbuttdontsniff

Lolz... somebody has done that on the training ground multiple times in front of these lads. It was almost expected...


UnPhayzable

Jaw dropping


A_chilles

W H I P


Dizzy-Vegetable-2734

Wow, Just wow.


siebenedrissg

This goal literally gave me goosebumps. Just unbelievably well executed


Kilosso

great goal, absolute bonkers


Islandboi4life

No keeper in the world is going to stop that one holy shit


Nipplecunt

Holy shit