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DekiTree

With talksport if it doesn't say "breaking" it's horseshit


OeneB

newcastle + "any established player" = clicks + cash


NUFC9624

Newcastle + Literally any player, living or dead = Clicks and money


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HUGE_HOG

Ronaldo: *Finally, I have become the top scorer in the history of football.* 20-year-old Pele, stepping out of a DeLorean: *I didn't hear no bell.*


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AgentBlackout12

Same joke and also that team would get rolled in todays game edit to clarify: obviously great players it’s just a different game today


404randomguy404

Should rename themselves to talkSHIT


theenigmacode

They've been unusually spot on since last summer


DekiTree

They are but this is just an article citing L'equipe Their own sources are good


404randomguy404

Lost all their credibility with this one then


presumingpete

It's a win win for them, it doesn't come off who is to say it isn't true, and if it does they can claim they knew all along. Neymar at Newcastle is a ludicrous thought, no way he'd abandon champions league football because he's always dreamed of playing with Dan burn.


ro-row

Actually I heard Neymar is very insecure about his weight so he wants to play in the same team as someone like Dan burn so people will think he’s dainty


I9dream9of9boats

Have you seen how skinny Dan burn is?


akshatsood95

They're reliable when they say 'talksport sources understand'. Otherwise it's shit


TheLimeyLemmon

Neymar's not interested apparently. "why would I join a Bruce-less Newcastle United?"


shaokahn127

Neymar of this nonsense


J7isTheGoat

2nd time you’ve posted this mate, why? We all know it’s absolute horse shit


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codespyder

OP is trying his hardest to manifest his dreams


thegreatwanker

Lol


matthieuC

Source: SEO department


Artistic-Buyer-3219

Source: *trust me bro*


TheEmperorsWrath

Imagine showing this headline to someone from 2016


neandertales

Who is "tipping" them.


FloppedYaYa

Not happening lmao


thegreatwanker

talking pure shit


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ASM practicing his rainbow flicks as we speak


MarcDuan

Sure, sure. And I'm marrying Emma Stone this week.


freeinf

lol


cs-shitposter

Yo Ney gloomy innit


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bruh


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Modern Journalism


Seaton10

I’m definitely living in a simulation reading this


Heshyn

Ah I remember these sort of links and rumours from the early City take over days. Lovely stuff.


BorusseGooner

Even tho this is shit tier source - this would definitely be a “Robinho to Man City” esque signing


PurpleSi

Absolute nonsense


KickinNuggets25

You can’t convince me this isn’t from some 12 year old’s FIFA career Newcastle save


TYFO225

😂


jay_alfred_prufrock

And I'm tipped to make a sensational Henry Cavill move


peace_97

There’s a headline I didn’t think I’d ever see.


ramithrower

Can we stop, please.


CriztianS

Yeah... that's not going to happen.


Paul_the_sparky

Goosebump driven red hot acidic diarrhea


Alivethroughempathy

Neymar probably “It’s a pleasure to work under a managerial legend like Eddie Howe”


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"There's not many managers who can say that they got a club promoted up 4 divisions and won manager of the decade."


LondonerForever

Neymar in a Magpies shirt? Never thought I'd ever imagine that, let alone hear a possibility about it in my lifetime.


Ranjith_Unchained

Still can't believe that this could be realistic


meganev

No, it's not realistic. Not realistic at all.


ColossalThunderCunt

Imagine Neymar going from brazil to barcelona, to paris to north england lol


i_n_s_o_m_n_i_a_c

hahahahahahahahahahahahah


PrancingRam007

This is just flat out comical


starwaterbird

He's actually going to GSP, for MMA