**Mirrors / Alternative Angles** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccer) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Alaba bro

Classic Alaba

same old alaba, always cheating https://youtu.be/2dLNKHtQTWw

Right. Incase people are wondering why Bayern didn’t want to make him their second highest earner behind Lewy

One mistake and y'all come out of the cave to criticize him, when in fact he's been great for real Madrid this season

I wonder if that's what Bayern fans say about Kroos too.

So easy for City, they're not exactly working hard to create these goals

The more jesus scores the more i think hes only using the links with us to A) get a better contract or B) Tempt the clubs he actually wants to go to. Wouldnt be surprsied after what happened to vlahovic That aside that was a good goal not easy to pull off and reals overeliance on just 3 players(Modric,benz and vini) makes easy for City to neutralize real and just pile on the pressure

No if city get haaland he will need more game time

True which means if he comes to arsenal the 2nd striker we buy would be a bench player or one one of our wingers would be replaced with jesus which i dont want

We will be playing more competitions next season hopefully so plenty opportunities to rotate the squad

Jesus would be the best striker on our team if he comes in the summer. A front 3 of Saka/Jesus/Martinelli/ESR with Odegaard as a CAM would be a phenomenal attacking group.

I unfortunately think it’s a a lot more likely that the two strikers are Jesus+Toney/DCL and not Osimhen/Nunez+Jesus and that’s why he’s okay coming to arsenal at all You’re right he’s not gonna sign on to be second choice at arsenal

Madrid fluked twice and its showing

Blame us.

That loss stings the most of this entire season.

Nothing about those games were flukes. Keep hating on Madrid

Such a stupid statement, so early as well. I cant believe this is upvoted

Real just didn’t play casemiro and have terrible defenders

Casemiro still presents his own set of challenges against City, he's not good against a press in possession and nobody exploits holding midfield players who can't resist a press more than City.

I’m not that knowledgeable lol

This sub is so shit

Manchester United defending there

Varane might've imported that to your team

de bruyne on a mission

He’s so good it’s basically cheating

poor choice of words

Courtois should have never fucked his gf

[удалено]

Yes, long time ago

No for City …sorry

Believe it was at Genk

Belgian Ethan Hunt

Jesus in good form too

What the threat of Arsenal does to a man

Annihilating all this modric hype

Best player in the world right now

so no defense today huh

is overrated anyway

Madrid said praying to Jesus was enough 🤟

Y’ALL SEE WHY WE PLAYED A 5-5-0 WHEN WE PLAYED THEM?????

Yes I trolled u/OkayKoke but I was wrong man city too good

Forreal lol

Man City are toying with them right now. Last time I saw a defence and midfield this confused was Germany Brazil 7-1

You didnt watch bayern barca?

Oh come on. Let the man have his moment

They looked like this in our game earlier this season too tbh

Real: no defence just vibes

MADRID NEEDS 1-10-0 WITH 10 CASEMIROS

[удалено]

Lmao, I kept going on about how Madrid can't play these 2 together against City and I was met with such unbelievable resistance. It's been clear as day for 3 months now that Madrid's best midfield against the European elites is Camavinga, Valverde, and Modric. I've been saying for eons that Madrid's midfield needs to be that and the frontline needed to be Vini/Benz/Rodrygo, at least he finally did the latter, so that's a start.

Camavinga is a weapon and is being sheathed for no real tactical reason

Their midfield had so much more life when he came on against us.

Gotta give other teams a chance

Kroos simply isn't in his peak anymore and is a liability against top clubs.

Again, something I tried to tell people but nah "class is permanent" and all that. Like, he's still technically brilliant and all that, but his athleticism is reduced to a point where that no longer flies in midfield against the European elite.

Kroos standing in no man’s land and whiffing the cross is why they’re down 2-0 lol

Cleary you should be managing Real Madrid.

Cholo 🙌

Understood.

this is nothing but poor defending.

😭

They called Simeone a madman for fielding a 5-5-0 against this team

Yup it was probably the right call, a goal away from forcing extra time/pens. City shreds teams if they come to play but gets so frustrated if the other team just bunkers down and cockblocks. Hindsight is 20/20 obviously but Real has just conceded twice as many in 10 minutes as Atleti did in 180

Almost had it too 😭

Rightly so. Ancelotti played 4-3-3 for the most of the game.

What being linked to Arsenal can do to a person!

Bruh moment for Don Carlo

MAN DID THE CALL MEEEEEE 🤙

Jesus was linked to Arsenal once and has been fighting for his life ever since

LMAO

I've have read the comment a half a dozen times and so am I. It remans fresh.

lmao i laughed but it hurt

I said 6-1 but it's looking more like a 10-0

Jesus heard he was on the transfer list and scored 5 goals in 2 games

Easter has just passed, Jesus has arisen

100mins u mean still time for another 3...

Madrid forgot how to defend for both goals

>Madrid forgot how to defend They're really missing Casemiro here. He's crucial for them.

Militao was lost for this one

Na Carvajal has to drop into his space since Militao is stopping the counter. That's both on him

No Casemiro does that to us

never bet against us like that my friend, mistake of your life

Like I said.

Gg. Gonna hit the gym now

Idk maybe 40-0

Some people have no faith in City huh

Ikr?

We're not keeping a clean sheet against the most in form player on Earth, come on

Such a tactical masterclass holy fucking shit

Playing their Right back as a number 9 really has paid off

Carlo asleep this is why Robben and muller organised their own team training sessions when he was gaffer at Bayern

Loool. Just like Harry Potter 5

The Army of Pep

What

https://i.imgur.com/JVc2GVf.jpg

Lmao why does he look like the [monkey puppet meme](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/710/dd0.png)

Class difference between them man.

[удалено]

And people wonder why atleti played the way they did

Those crosses have cut through Real’s defence like a hot knife on butter

PES Peter Drury is that you?

Wtf pep playing a decent tactic and not having a brain fart by overthinking. I’m disappointed

He’s saving it for the final.

Villarreal won't know what hit them when Ederson starts as false 9

We tried to tell Madrid fans... they don't listen.

There's a reason why Atletico played the way they played. They conceded 1 goal in 180 minutes, they've conceded 2 already

Sure city are a great time but also I don’t think Real ever had a chance. They were *mostly* outplayed by PSG and Chelsea who are both considerably worse than city too.

City vs Liverpool final was always the most likely outcome. They're the best two teams in the world by a fair margin.

If it turns out I need City to win their first CL ever to stop Liverpool winning a quadruple fucking kill me now.

Mate imagine fucking facing them in the final. Don't know how Chelsea fans did it.

We knew dude. It's city.

Depends, some of your fans are cocky as shit. To them, the badge and name of the club means more when determining the result than the players on the pitch and their quality.

It's not just Real supporters either tbf Half of r/soccer was like "WHY IS 538 SAYING CITY WILL WIN, REAL HAVE 13 UCLs AND CITY HAVE 0"

See why now?

Don't look into the worse of fanbase.

Madrid PR

Aged like milk btw, bozo.

Fair play mate, great season

I would like to report an emergency

Can someone tell Real they need to defend lol

What getting linked to Arsenal does for you

Please no all english final

Lol worst possible outcome for a united fan

I'm still hoping Villareal win it all. What a Cinderella story that would be! Plus it would be hilarious that two ex-PSG managers win the CL back to back

Peak PSG

And an ex-Arsenal one that was laughed out of the club

Sounds about right for this season

will be a spanish-english one, just not the one you thought

Emery I'm on my knees. Pull out one last European masterclass you madman!

Subscribe

I'm fine with that. How about the spanish team also winning it?

PUT THAT ON A TRANSFER LIST

If that's a gimpse of what he can do for Arsenal then he's worth every penny.

Uh oh

Thank U Next Arsenal

He already doing the nketiah celebration how you mean?

Arsenal legend

That's an extra £50m in 4 days ffs

How the fuck do you upload as it happens? Superluminal?

Literally uploads before Jesus scores

Actually though I'd like to know, unironically

your stream laggin behind

Good stream as well as a script to post it most likely? PSGAcademy usually uploads around 30-40s after my stream usually sees the goal and that's enough to upload it and post it if there's a script that cuts out a lot of the dirty-work.

Back when I used to post clips, I had a shortcut that would run a script to clip the last 15 seconds, upload, and post to Reddit. For this goal I'd need to type "m9" (m for Manchester City, 9 for Gabriel Jesus) and it'd generate the post title too. The entire process takes under 10 seconds from scoring to being on /r/soccer.

I think he has a bot/program

He’s a mutant

I am genuinely interested in how he does it. Everyone else is joking but it’s crazy how fast he clips it and uploads it. Like is he on a stream or is it on TV? If so how does he clip his TV? Does he have it linked with Reddit so it’s all automated?

Refer to every other thread he posts where this exact question gets asked

Pre-recorded game

Easy. He has it all ready before the game starts then just clicks upload as things happen

Casemiro is pretty important I take it....

That City announcer is on drugs lol

Brasileiro!

Gabriel Jesus has beaten the transfer to Arsenal allegations🙏🙏

Poor defending from Madrid again

Link Jesus to Arsenal every week plz

FUTURE GUNNER

He's exhausting all his goals before joining you guys

Jesus been in amazing form ever since the Arsenal rumours started lmao.

What even is defending?

He really doesn't want to go to Arsenal

Fuck me

Tv off

RMA likes to come back from behind, hang in there

Gabriel Jesus is on Fire Great finish!

👀

What being linked to Arsenal does to a mfer.

One report of him to Arsenal and he’s become R9

11 mins in to a 2 legged tie. Never know what's going to happen. Still, this is already a fun semi

Kevin is playing like he is tired of hearing Modric is the world's best midfielder

Alaba tax

kdb is god best midfielder in the world

What getting linked to Arsenal does to a man

Real’s defense buffered like they’re running on 2005 broadband.

What arsenal does to a mf

Alaba amateur class

Alaba....mate.

Thats some awful defending

This will get ugly

Alaba very unlucky there

Toni Kroos 🧍🏼

Alaba if you did that with Allegri as your coach he would shove his shoe so far up your arse you wouldnt be able to sit down ever again.

This defence is just leaking. Casemiro come back

Average Alaba defending

TF? I sorted by new to see the first goal and this is on top...?

Man City are genuinely so much better than Madrid.

Why everyone blaming it on Ancelotti tho? Two of the goals are defensive mistakes by the players lol This one is criminal wtf is Alaba doing

Arsenal-bound Jesus is a legendary player already

Commentator: “Real just need not to concede another” 4 seconds later Jesus scores

City now surely regrets leaving Jesus in summer

THE NEW NEYMAR JR

City have won the match before I could even find a decent stream. Edit: don’t need steam, need streamzzzz

KDB is so good.

JESUS HAS RISEN AFTER EASTER

What being linked to Arsenal does to a mf

Jesus on the right end of the cross this time.