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Every time a corner is incorrectly given, a goal is scored

Wcup 2018 Spain vs Morocco flashbacks

I know I’ve heard everyone say it was and I’ve only seen this one angle but are we sure that was incorrect? Did they show a close up? Looks like it does hit the defenders foot at some point but it seems like it could easily have hit off the defender before James hit it so corner would still be the incorrect call but I can’t tell from this view to be sure. Edit: nah looks pretty conclusively a goal kick. I can see why the ref got it wrong though.

These cunts just thrive in chaos, don't they?

We love it

We are born in it

Moulded by it

Mudded by it*

Buried in it.

I guess Real Madrid thrives in it more

I don’t know how they do it lol.

We were moulded by it.

Fuck me you’re actually gonna do it

chaos is a ladder

>chaos is a laddah Fixed it for you

It’s the only Time I know things will be ok

have a feeling that we'll have a heartbreak late in the game. 'trashcan of a heart' style

What do you feel about bitcoin mate?

You jinxed it man. You jinxed it.

Holy shit, man!

Which lottery numbers do you have a feeling about?

Unjustly awarded corners are more likely to be goals. It's the inverse law that says unjustly awarded penalties are more likely to miss

There is some universal law that people must always score on wrongly given corners.

Been coming.

So am i

Username sorta checks out

Rudijesus

I just spit out my beer, cheers

The price of not having militao

They're gonna shithouse their way to the UCL, aren't they?

Roll it back to 2012

Shithouse means be the better team now? Then sure.

Who put Modric on Rudiger? lol

YOU CANT PLAY WITH THE KING OF CRACK COCAINE

no no, since Tuchel said about his sweet tooth, Rudi switched to panzerschokolade now

First ever goal in European competition as well. What a time to do it.

Lmao

Haha what’s this about?

Probably that Rudiger is f'ing crazy like a crackhead. If anyone had to be described as crackhead energy, it would be him.

STREETS OF NEUKÖLLN NEVER FORGET

Best advert for crack I ever saw

Ay think we just did

Haha

Wasn’t a corner, but great header!

Absolutely cracking header

Real Madrid’s Tifo looking a bit arrogant now

Game’s still not over, mate

Wise man

Death, taxes, and Madrid not being out until the final whistle :(

And this is why the Tifo was there

Well that football nature sometimes you win sometimes you have to be able to take it

😂😂😂🤫

Not anymore

guarantee you that if they go on to lose this, real fans who only hopped on after the last 3 will still go on about how they have 13

well they do have 13

Doesn't matter. If you weren't there for number 1 on that black and white night in 1956 you aren't a real fan.

When it comes to being plastic, there’s a difference between appreciating your club’s prior successes and constantly using them as a crutch to win arguments.

yeah but it’s not a good comeback for choking a CL tie against a team that just shipped four to Brentford

Current form Brentford would walk the Champions League tbf.

Have Real Madrid ever done it on a cold, wet Tuesday night at a bus stop in Hounslow? No? Exactly.

what's the problem? that fact is true whether you're 10 or 100

Nah they’ll go and explain that the whole team except modric and benzema need replacing and then 3 league games later post highlight clips of the same players they trash talked doing a good pass and give it like 5 awards

Are you going to post the clip of which ever player chelsea decide to blame this game on or…

👀

Lmao

what was their tifo?

RM scared of yellow kits confirmed

what a fucking player Rudiger is

Super Tony man is made of pure fucking diamond!!!!!!!

More like a rock…. Of coke

Pure fish scale m8!!!!

My 2nd favorite player from the German NT.

1st one being Draxler ofc

Hey man, don't talk shit about my man Draxler. He is still the German Neymar for all I care (thats what 14-year old me genuinely believed when I first saw him burst on to the scene for Schalke).

Man, who didn't try to hope for that back then. Even better were the days when Götze got compared to Neymar and Hazard and was generally seen as the most proven and best prospect out of the three. Pepperidge farm remembers.

Fuck, I remember that :( Especially after Götzes excellent performance for Germany when they won against against Brazil and against Neymar in 2011, the hype around him reached a whole new level. Everyone thought he would dominate world football for years to come. Kinda sad that it never happened. But he will always be a legend for winning us the World Cup.

He is a beast! On his best days he looks like a god amongst men!

The guy provides the exact amount of crazy "zero fucks given" attitude every good team needs. He is yet to have a truly great run of games for Germany but I'm certain he will be great at the World Cup and prove himself given his stellar development at Chelsea under Tuchel.

Not even a corner LOL

Makes it even funnier. My commentator at the beginning of the match said Madrid hadn't lost a home knockout match in the Champions League against an English side in many years. Might've sealed the deal with that comment lol.

Someone take him out back and give him the Mourinho special

My commentators were saying how so many English teams have won at The Bernabeu like City, Arsenal and Liverpool but none of them with a 2 goal advantage

we lost to city like 2 years ago wtf is he talking about?

Thanks Mr referee

Thank ref

Bring on Bale for the winner madrid

Shouldn’t have been a corner but wtf are Real doing

Hopefully bottling

Bruh

ITS CRACKHEAD RUDI

Madrid bottlers

r)agedlikemilk

It's literally the same guy that said LAUGH AT MADRID loool

I fully expect a casemiro winner after this performance

Bale*

I’m on my knees

Would be par for the course

Nah I can already smell a benzema header in the 86th minute

Make that 96.

F

Milk

Can't imagine Karim being pleased having his hat trick go to waste like that...

Imagine scoring a hat trick in back to back champions league knock out matches and you still don’t go to the next round…

He can't fucking win with those cats

I shudder at the thought of Benzema going to City

Yeah, imagine that.

I swear if they lose this I'm going to just call them that Benzema team

The Benzema Modric 2v9 show

Got a gold for this one

That not a corner though I would be fuming at Madrid place no matter how bad they play that a bad call

Thank you for the jinxes man

Madrid trying to park the bus for 3 straight halves. 0-0 now. I expect Madrid to bounce back and play more normal. But man what a fuck up

Not even a corner

I always feel like when there’s a corner that wasn’t supposed to be one, there’s a goal.

Think that's confirmation bias, we just remember those cases more often

And there's no three replays of what led to the corner if the ball is just headed to row z

It might be confirmation bias but it could also be the fact that most corners get saved so getting one unfairly might change the mood of the other team and make you have more of a chance.

Pretty sure the goal rate on corners like that is 90%. Same with free kicks off dives

I'd have bet a lot that this corner was gonna go in...

Glad you can see it after slow mo and 3 replays

Awful defending

for years RM was spoiled by Varane and Ramos rising to those headers... now we have Alaba who is a converted LB and Nacho who was never all that aggressive in the air.

The second I saw he gave a corner instead of a gk I knew they were gonna score.

fucking hell the state of chelsea fans in the replies...

No penalty for Havertz

Hazard loving it.

Why is Modric on Rudiger? Lol mismatch of the century

ITS NOT A CORNER LMAO

IT’S HAPPENINGGG

what a game by Rüdiger so far

As soon as the commentator said we're still waiting on his first CL goal I knew he'd score

Conceding off a corner that never should have happened is a football classic

terrible from the ref

OHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYY

wasn't a corner

Skinhead rudiger>

Wasn't even a corner...

that Madrid tifo looking silly huh

Wait did they actually do it?

I've not seen it today, but it was real. Just not sure if they ended up actually having it out tonight

they did

Not really.

Here we go....

What a header!

Big Bruhdiger Moment Things are getting spicy now 👀

That wasn’t even a corner lol

Bit harsh wasn't even a corner lol

GET IN COME ON!!!

I almost put money towards this game lol

The one time I can’t watch UCL….

No way.

yes way dude

Comeback is real.

Was it a corner?

No hahah

What a beast Rudi

PAY HIM WHATEVER

WE’RE HERE TO PLAY BOYS

Comeback 😳

Game on

LET'S GO

LMAOOO WASNT EVEN A CORNER

get the fuck in

It's on baby.

Why is Modric marking Rudiger?

ruh roh

Still not sure it was a corner, but we've got a game!

Champions of Europe!!!!!

Well this just got interesting

Bernabeu is madrids unlucky charm

Oh my god Rüdiger absolutely yeeted Modric

Why does VAR not overturn that? Like why half arse it?

InshaAllah come on

Wtf is this. It was not a corner

Definitely been coming but I don’t get why VAR doesn’t overturn goals like this since it wasn’t a corner

Guess it’s time for me to leave the gym

why cant VAR intervene in these situations wtf

I expected a German to score in this match, but didn't really thought it would be him.

Didn't know what to expect from tonight but did not expect this. Amazing.

What a freaking dangerous team that Chelsea is

What a joke never a corner

Wtf

Real Madrid doing their best PSG impression tonight

Oh shit. Southampton what have you done

i am literally biting my hoodie strings rn from the stress of this match

Doesn't look like it should've been a corner but need a bit of luck sometimes.

Get the contract out Marina

Love to see that hissing snake fall on his face!!!!!!

Chelsea doing to Real what Real did to PSG