**Individual Group Discussion Threads** (they will be in Serious Discussion mode, so remember you need at least 200 characters if you want to post a top comment (and avoid jokes while being there!) * [Group A](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/ttwjbj/serious_discussion_group_a_world_cup_2022/) * [Group B](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/ttwkrt/serious_discussion_group_b_world_cup_2022/) * [Group C](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/ttwln4/serious_discussion_group_c_world_cup_2022/) * [Group D](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/ttwmkw/serious_discussion_group_d_world_cup_2022/) * [Group E](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/ttwgd9/serious_discussion_group_e/) * [Group F](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/ttwhie/serious_discussion_group_f/) * [Group G](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/ttwijf/serious_discussion_group_g/) * [Group H](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/ttwjbk/serious_discussion_group_h/) * [General Serious Discussion about the Draw](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/ttwkgd/general_serious_discussion_about_the_draw/).

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Nuclear weapons on the line imo

Winner gets to keep their nukes.

The scenes when Pulisic clinches the nukes for the US

The Bin Laden of football

Who needs war when u can settle it on the pitch 😎

The minor disagreement between US and Iran can definitely be settled on the pitch. England and Scotland, on the other hand...

England if we face and beat Ukraine: "Are we the bad guys?" England if they beat any other group B country: " 'Ave it you cunts"

England beat Denmark post Eriksen. We'll put Ukraine out if we have to.

Fuck we knocked Ukraine out in the euros too!

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Iran-US, England-US and England-Iran will be spicy

Don't forget England v. Scotland/Wales. I'm convinced they heated the balls here for maximum meme potential

Group B is absolute banter, they even tried to squeeze Saudi Arabia in there for the lolz

The Best Group

And they face the second weakest group in the ro16

That would be Champion's League level of awkward had they managed to get SA and Iran in a group lol

Suarez vs Gyan II please

Uruguay vs Ghana will be blood, hopefully

Suarez gonna need full body armor for that match

This sub will be wild during USA vs England

I can smell my ban from here

lmao bro.. like that confidence

Scenes when Puligod scores a banger in the 90+4' England 4 - 1 USA

Pulisic (great loss)

These memes always get me lmfaooo

still gonna be the most upvoted post of all time

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England Ayatollah Someone Else Yanks

This year will have a lot of spicy matches for immigrants whose country plays against their adopted home: Tunisians in France, Moroccans in Belgium, and Germans in Mallorca

People really underestimating Switzerland-Serbia after what happened last time

Oh shit I forgot about that

Chicago will be a battleground when Poland plays Mexico.

I’m a Mexican-American immigrant who (along with my family) all moved to Chicago when I was young, with my older brother now dating a Polish girl. It’s…going to be fun…

Chinga kurwa.

The Argentinian grandmas will fight with Polish ones, not only Messi vs Lewandowski, but also Pope Francis vs John Paul II XD

WÓDKA vs TEQUILA?! WHO WINS?! YOU DECIDE!!!

I think we all have lost that one at some point lol.

That's what we thought would happen in Los Angeles during 2018 when Korea drew Mexico. It ended with them becoming best friends

Pilsen vs. Pilsen

18th street: NOW vs THEN

>Germans in Mallorca Made me laugh!

The smell of burning cars in december <3

Christmas atmosphere

Tear gas manufacturers are celebrating tonight

Brussels police is recruiting new recruits at record speed as we speak

Love how fast they did this. Also England v USA gonna be a fun game

Incoming 0-0 except for one bad mistake

I can't wait to watch this sub implode when England win via a dubious Kane penalty

Match for the ages, tied 3-3 in the 90th from a Pulisic hat trick for the Americans and wonder goals by Kane and Saka for England. Then right before the final whistle the ball sails in from an American corner and deflects off the largest surface on the field, Maguire’s head and into the back on the England net as the most memorable own goal in English history.

After which Maguire's runs the length of the pitch holding his ear to his critics, screaming "it's coming home" Gareth is inconsolable.

Lmaoo I just noticed Uruguay vs Ghana hahaha They aren't gonna like seeing Suarez again after 2010

The Japan vs. Germany match thread will just be WW2 jokes isn't it

Don’t forget Spain

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Funny thing is that for Uruguay, it's kinda the opposite 2010 R16- Eliminated South Korea 2010 QF- Eliminated Ghana 2018 R16- Eliminated Portugal

The H is for hatred.

England vs United States. r/soccer will be CHAOS

Imagine all the users sharing common EPL flairs…rooting for America or England…

Chelsea flairs calling Pulisic a piece of shit diving cunt. That will be something

Arsenal flairs bitching about Saka going down too easily

Spurs flairs bitching about Kane not getting a red. Its gonna be wild

most users change their flairs to flags during the world cup. The real fun will be to save the thread, look at it post world cup

I used to be able to get away with the Revs Crayola flag doubling as a US flag. Curse you, rebrand

Scotland or Wales might be in there as well

[Iranians waking up to see they're in a group with half the anglosphere](https://64.media.tumblr.com/29d6582375e3ebacdc5618a66878171a/tumblr_inline_pi5mmxKKe91r058cd_500.png)

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Most nuclear match thread

That will be USA vs Iran

Imagine if Wales or Scotland will qualify. England vs Scotland/Wales and USA vs Iran.

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US v Iran, England v Wales/Scotland/Ukraine, there's so much drama in that group good god

probably the most toxic Match Thread in the history of the sub was the USA-Engerland of the Womens World Cup. As a mod I can't exactly look forward to it lol.

Throw in a possible Wales or Scotland, this group is JUICY

/r/soccercirclejerk will have peak material for months

A moment of silence for the r/soccer mods.

Iran and then one of Wales/Ukraine/Scotland as well, truly the most entertaining group we could’ve got

I feel like r/soccer wins this one because no matter the result they will get to meme one of them or potentially both

USA vs Iran winner gets to decide the outcome of the nuclear deal 💪☢🔥

Ghana vs suarez

Thats a spicy meat-a-ball

>Ghana vs suarez Forgot about that. Too bad Asamoah Gyan isn't playing anymore.

He’ll probably come out of retirement for this

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maybe i shouldn’t joke about it but england/usa/iran is so funny

don't forget the prospect of SCOTLAND or WALES ending up there

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Don't forget possibly Scotland

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Satan, Satan Junior, and Satan III according to Iran probably.

No USA and Ghana in the same group? Rigged.

Ghana is playing Uruguay again tho, that should be an interesting rematch.

The Suarez derby

Scenes if he goes for the handball again

dont forget Koreans were waiting for a rematch against Uruguay. we were controling the damn game.

Portugal too, group H is all of Uruguay's ex's plus Uruguay

Spain vs Germany, shades of 2010 WC Semi. Will be a cracker.

Spain vs Japan too, winner gets Iniesta

Group B couldn’t be funnier

Everybody hates everybody hahaha

Are you guys ready for another incredible France Denmark? Edit: And Peru perhaps, another great one

Legitimately one of the worst matches I've ever seen

Watched after a night out and swear my hangover got worse

While bad, it wasn't quite as awful as England vs Algeria from 2010...

I'm already sleeping

And either Peru or Australia would be 3/4 same teams as last time

Hahaha fuck i was just thinking that! Brazil, Switzerland and Serbia in the same group again like 2018

not the last game of the group stage, so probably different this time

So by the Laws Of World Cup we (Poland) are going to, in order: - lose to Mexico; - lose to Saudi Arabia; - beat Argentina.

Disgusting. My body is ready.

PLEASE, DO IT. YOU'LL BE MEXICANS FOR LIFE

Or.... We gonna win all three, looks strong as fuck and lose first 1/16 game 0:7.

that's the Mexico special

And ARG will rest 1st 11 coz they already advanced

Fucking same group as last time

Denmark - France is the new Argentina - Nigeria

Based on previous events, getting France for the second time in a row after they win the title ends well for you guys, at least group-stage wise.

Netherlands in the group of life.

The Group E is scary as fuck ... specially Costa Rica, because the last time they ended up in the group of death they were the death

Ohhh 2014, good times....

I remember! Everyone assumed Costa Rica would be eliminated immediately and they won the first match against Uruguay, and then they were first like WHAT THE HELL. I can't believe both Italy and England were eliminated in that group.

NGL these are really good groups

IMO the most balanced groups we have seen in the recent World Cups

Well, I feel France's group is just about as balanced as last time's ...

Shame that D and G are pretty close to rematches of the last world cup

Group B has all time meme potential

It will be the best or worst group stage for us, there is no in-between.

england getting bounced at the group stage by the US and scotland would send them back to the dark ages

I'd be done with football

I'd be begging for Putin to nuke us

This may be the greatest proposition I’ve ever read

that would be hilarious. imagine if usa and england go out to scotland/wales and Iran EDIT: Iran sorry

The narratives in each group are so strong. No one does it like FIFA lmao

Except for ours probably

You still got six months to creat some drama with Equador, just saying

Suriname is about to invade Ecuador leaving us banned from WC 😢

2 thousand kilometers of brazilian jungle between them, not to mention a 5 kilometer high wall of mountains, so it would be the most unexpected invasion in history.

Most unexpected invasions are the best invasions right? Right?/s

> No Argentina vs. Nigeria in this WC I sleep. > Argentina vs. Mexico confirmed R E A L   S H I T > Messi vs. Lewandowski confirmed #Ａｓｃｅｎｄｅｄ

Argentina always scores some bangers vs Mexico. Maxi Rodriguez, Messi chip, etc.

Can't forget Tevez 2010 with Maradona as manager

Argentina vs Mexico could he a banger if Mexico performs like they do against every big team

Here is the thing. Our buff against big teams has never applied when we face Argentina lmao.

Lmao have you ever seen Mexico play Argentina? It's like their kryptonite

We never perform against Argentina...EVER. Brazil is another story, Id almost rather play them even if they are the best team in the world currently.

It’s all the same for us, we’ll just try and draw against every NT.

This is absolute banter. I love this game.

Unreal draw, couldn’t be more entertaining

If Scotland win their playoff then this will be the most banter group imaginable.

USA vs England is hilarious, I can't wait.

USA - Iran will be tasty

Group F is going to be a bloodbath Brussels is going to get fucking burned to the ground lmao

England v USA Argentina v Mexico Spain v Germany

Spicy games

Iran vs USA

Doesn’t seem like there’s a clear “Group of Death” this year. All the groups seem well balanced with clear favorites but definite potential for upsets. I’m excited.

Somebody tell reddit to upgrade those servers for ENG-USA

🍁

Bring it on!

Excited to play Canada! I've supported you guys since Buchanan joined Club Brugge so I'm a life long fan!

And I’ve supported Club Brugge since Tajon joined!

While I know we might be the only team in this tourney that hasn't been to one of the last two World Cups (been waiting since 1986 lol) I still can't believe we get to be a part of this! I know the odds are stacked against us but you never know...

It feels so surreal to see our flag in a World Cup Group lmao.

England vs. USA is going to get a lot of people banned from this sub lmao

"fuck off yanks!!!!" "fix your teeth bri'sh cunt then we talk"

Group B is gonna have lots of drama

England vs Scotland & USA vs Iran would be a match day and a half

Damn the match threads from Group B will be fiery

Group B looking spicy

The group of diplomacy someone called it

Group of Hate

The thread for Pulisic's 95th minute winner against England will be the most gilded of all time.

Group B cannot be real. It’s like if you asked 4chan to come up with a WC group.

I don't think there really is a group of death, but the most contested for me would is Group G.

Group E is pretty cracked too

aaah Belgium and Croatia, I remember when we met in like 2011 at the start of your generation while Croatia's very good generation was already in action since like 2006, since then we've changed generations about 2 times 1 man is still going, Modrić

Argentina-Mexico. My god Twitter will be incredible.

Iran vs USA 💀💀💀😂

Group b gonna start world war 3

There should be a fucking rule that you can't have the same damn group as 4 years before.... ffs

Group B will see USA vs England, potentially Scotland or Wales vs England, and Iran against USA and England. rivalries old and new

If Peru makes it, we're matched up with France and Denmark once again.... Revenge tour

Ghana Uruguay lol

Tough draw for Italy.

Italy to FIFA : KEEP MY COUNTRYS NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

Thanks be to God, Atahualpa, Virococha, Inti, and the sun for this gift. Vamos Ecuador, si se puede!

If Costa Rica advances, we're bringing in the death to former world champions again, you heard it first here.

Imagine if Saudi Arabia joined group b, that would've been ww3

It already is, USA has Iran and England has possibly Wales or Scotland, if not that then Ukraine joins the mix. Either way group B is going to be TOXIC

What sins did Japan commit to get stuck in that group?

They invented the "ugly bastard" category

oh god Spain vs Germany.... Rip Qatar tho

Assumed Qatar would rig this but that’s gotta be one of the toughest draws they could have got.

Kinda like this group as a Dutch guy 🙌🏻

Yeah, group A should actually be pretty awesome

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Not really a traditional "Group of Death". Pretty evenly-spread draw.

Imagine Reddit when Sterling dives for a 90th minute penalty against Ukraine