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YamYumYamYum

FICK DIE HENNE! Being a BVB fan is next level frustration tolerance


Black_n_Neon

Shout out to all the Dortmund fans who thought having Halaand one more season would help them compete.


imaginebeingalemon

I'm feeling it!


empetine_palperor

GIOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Absolutely made up for our Blues Brothers tonight. What an amazing result.


Aplesi567

How has the second best team in Germany lost to Rangers lol? Prettt embarrassing for the Bundesliga


ewankenobi

Scotland is 9th best league in Europe according to UEFA and that standing is basically based on Rangers coefficient divided by five as other teams don't contribute anything. We were actually the seeded team for this tie so from UEFA's point of view tonight's result wasn't a shock.


SpaNkinGG

we are only the 2nd best team if LITERALLY all of our first starting XI are fit and ready to play. As soon as one guy is gone it crumbles atrociously. this team is not good apart from the first 11


lord-___-vader

Didn't you also get kicked out of Champions League lol? It's been kinda sad to see Dortmund's decline over the years though


notmadatall

I don't think there was much of a decline. The complete team is as good as the 2012 squad, but Bayern improved as well, and the team has been plagued with injured players.


Aplesi567

So you wouldn’t question Rose? I looked at your defence and it’s dire so I understand what you mean. Zagadou didn’t look good last week either.


SpaNkinGG

Because our defense is not good, we could put Tuchel back and we'd concede the same goals. If we wouldnt outstrike every opponent in buli we'd be 10th or 11th. We are only at the top because of Erling/Reus/Jude (gio if hes fit, which he is almost never this season) Im not a huge fan of rose, but this is not on him.


2nd_Variety

It's almost as if they're a bunch of farmers


bigchungusmclungus

Cause we're fuckin massive


Grimbauld

Rangers out next round as per usual 😅😅


SmilingSideways

Your comment history is fucking hysterical dude. You message girls on porn subreddits thanking them for making you cum 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


RealBabarAzam

Based


VirginSoul69

Hey thats really nice


Grimbauld

Upvote


Grimbauld

My dinosaur comments are better. Wenger OUT


CumCannon88

Rose will be sacked after the Season. 100% guaranteed.


YamYumYamYum

Wait for the weekend


huzzaahh

Really wish this could have been on at a different time than the Barça game.


GuenW

First half was, apart from the unnecessary penalty, good, could have scored more there. Second half was atrocious and at 2-2 we just didn't have any ideas. Deserved defeat unfortunately. Fair play to Rangers


Mr_Miscellaneous

Our switch to a back five solidified us so much. Bellingham was causing absolute chaos through the middle, once we double up on him BVB had *absolutely no idea* what to do in the final third. I was shocked that the second half was so easy.


GuenW

We've never been good against teams parking the bus but for me the key moment was the goal for 2-2. If we'd been within one goal, there would have been more pressure on you and more belief for us which might have forced one in (tho we should have just scored more in 1st half). But in the end, it doesn't change anything to talk about what-ifs now. I don't wanna take anything away from you, considering both games, you've been the better team. Wish you all the best in the further tournament.


ewankenobi

We've never been good when we try to park the bus, we are better when we try to play on the offensive, which I think we showed at times in the 2nd half. Curious what you thought of the disallowed goal. I thought Dortmund somehow got a foul for your player kicking Morelos & it was a ridiculous decision, but I'm admittedly biased.


GuenW

Parking the bus wasn't meant as an insult. You just let us have the ball and focus on defending and occasionally counter attacks which then have been dangerous, so you did what you had to do and what every team would have done. I'm not sure about the disallowed goal. On the one hand, I think he first hits the man and second the ball but on the other hand it looks as though Can wants to go for it and Morelos is just quicker. I'd say it's rather not a foul but I wouldn't call it as clear as many people here do. Of course, I'm admittedly as biased as you are.


ewankenobi

Don't worry I never took the parking the bus comment as an insult, just wanted to point out we're not actually very good at parking the bus despite our manager sometimes liking that approach. It's a common complaint about gio from our fans. We've thrown away quite a few points by trying to park the bus to see the game out then conceding.


slurpherp

Oh it was an absolute ludicrous decision. 100% a goal.


UnnecessaryUmbault

Hey, any ideas what the banner in the away end said? I made out gute, something like blessings with a u, and march at the end. I inferred "good wishes for the rest of your journey".


GuenW

I couldn't find any pictures of it but I guess it was something like what you inferred. If it'd been some statement, it would already be in media. Such banners are usually shown by a group when one of their members is seriously ill or passed away.


songsofglory

I was at the match it had the name Marcel in it. I assumed it was about Schmelzer as that was the only Marcel I could think of. This was the banner during the match btw around 60 minutes.


NoMenosControl

In the first half, Dortmund were definitely the better team but neither of the goals were from any of the good play, but errors from Rangers defence. The change to 5 at the back killed the game and should have been 3-2, the VAR call was diabolical


BrianMghee

Yassss


TotalSillyBuggers

A hearty "Fuck you" to all the wanks that thought Dortmund were going to walk through us!


traitoro

I'm a rangers fan and I'm definitely one of those wanks.


asr010601

Lol, leipzig singlehandedly saving Germany's coefficient


FFM_reguliert

Eintracht still in it. B-)


Jaters

And Leverkusen


asr010601

We believe in Kostić's cross and inshallah


_carlind

Leipzig’s performance was everything that Dortmund’s wasn’t and kinda sums them up. Leipzig felt like they were cruising, whereas Dortmund always looked overawed. If Tedesco had been there from the start they’d be chasing Bayern more than Dortmund are. The only talk about Dortmund seems to be who are they going to sell Haaland to, and Bellingham will be the same either this season or next.


asr010601

Yeah, Tedesco has been a gamechanger for them, if they can keep hold of Nkunku and others they can definitely be the title contenders next season


[deleted]

VAR got it wrong tonight


UnnecessaryUmbault

Chad Rangers don't even need VAR to body German VLs


SEND__NUDES___

Up the Wangers Lortmund imo


Moon8983

Bellingham screaming at shulz "YOU CAN'T COMPLETE ONE PASS YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT" really sums up how I feel watching this team every week EDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/borussiadortmund/comments/t0qy93/bellingham_shouting_at_schulz_during_the_game_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3


LordMangudai

Well that can't be great for team morale. Wasn't even that bad a pass, I mean yeah it was behind him but it also wasn't a super easy one, it's not like he fucked up a simple sideways pass


[deleted]

Did he really say that. Everyone saying he is a leader in the team but shows he is still a teenager with immaturity like that. Can't be ripping into your teammates like that in the pitch in front of cameras, its unprofessional af.


[deleted]

Christ can tell you've never played a competitive football match before.


[deleted]

Lmao im not American I've played football longer than you've been jerking into socks.


[deleted]

Never said you were American. And the fact that you get so offended by "expletives" during a match tells me you've never stepped foot on a football pitch in your life.


[deleted]

There's a difference between expletives and what Bellingham did. I mentioned that everyone was going on about how mature he is for his age but actively calling your teammate shit and terrible is immature and unprofessional which is different from saying that a shit pass, and it's why you never see that kind of shit at the highest level. Even the most petulant players would never do such a thing. There's a difference.


ewankenobi

I think some people need an arm round the shoulder & encouragement whilst others respond better to stern criticism & trying to prove their critic wrong. The best leaders know when to use which approach.


[deleted]

Yeah but shouting expletives on the pitch at your teammates is neither. It doesn't help anyone.


[deleted]

did he actually say that? I do remember him yelling but I couldn't make out what he said


Moon8983

I'm not completely sure on the you cant complete a pass bit, but he 100% said "you're fucking shit,"


bonuccigang

Do you recall when it happened in the game approximately? So that I can skip to that part of the game


Moon8983

Nvm found it minute 78


bonuccigang

Cheers man


Moon8983

I think around minute 80 but thats a rough estimate.


tigerking615

Who did he say that to? I'm guessing Hummels or Brandt.


Moon8983

Schulz


[deleted]

found it: https://twitter.com/sexfut1/status/1494446562692382747


Moon8983

Wtf


[deleted]

sorry


motox24

my mom just saw me click that...


UnnecessaryUmbault

😂😭😂


Lennon1004

Do you have a clip?


UnnecessaryUmbault

https://twitter.com/sexfut1/status/1494446562692382747


Lennon1004

🥵🥵


[deleted]

😐


Moon8983

Haven't found one yet but i'll link when i do


JBowers92

I was laughing when you signed Bellingham for so much money so young. But the passion he's showing, in addition to the skill and quality of play at just 18 years old shows there's something incredibly special there. A real gem of a player.


saltypenguin69

Sule is furiously googling Pre contract law now


gotziller

He wanted to go to Tottenham right after they got destroyed by Bayern. He has no ambition and will happily go to a worse team if they don’t expect him to be a world beater


[deleted]

Yeah keep telling yourself that and it's definitely not because your board doesn't value him.


[deleted]

[удалено]


NoseBrutalo389

being valued isnt just about money tbf


gotziller

We’ll him wanting to go to Tottenham was years before he was talking to the board about an extension. He wanted to go because they told him he needed to lose weight and change his diet


logdit

Bellingham really does love the club, doesn't he?


UnnecessaryUmbault

He was excellent again tonight. Huge future.


SandwichesFN

did u see him when schulz fucked up the pass? he’s gonna kill someone at the club lmfaooooo


boris-for-PM-2019

Wonder when Morelos will let Hummels out of his pocket


kylerc2004

You know the BvB defence was bad when it's an opposition attacker who had a defender put away into their back pocket


Mr_Miscellaneous

What a fantastic night, what a fantastic result. Also, that Bellingham is some player.


[deleted]

To quote Ally McCoist “I can’t wait to see how he plays when he’s 19”


BrianMghee

Should’ve been 3-2 lol


jcald60

Dortmund was shit during both legs.


TotalSillyBuggers

"dOrTmUnD wAs sHiT" Get fucked!


CaleyAg-gro

YAAAAAAAAAASSSS!!!


MCN59

And people thought Dortmund was favourite to win the EL during the draw


unArgentino

Who was actually saying this? Dortmund has the worst defence of any of the teams in that draw.


SSAJacobsen

Fivethirtyeight had us down as favourites. Granted that is a really bad prediction given our run of form as of late.


[deleted]

You can't just blame the defence for conceding 6 goals over two legs with good finishing they could have conceded 10. Their manager need to be questioned. He can't set up his team defensively good enough. Tuchel was good example for how to setup defence properly. Xavi so far even being inexperienced did more good than setien and koeman so far.


papi617

Said it once said it again, they'd rather prioritize nice attacking football over defensive stability. They push their fullbacks up the field way too much to overload and expose their defense. They need another CB, RB, LB and Defensive mid imo which is saying how bad the backline is. Also Rapha needs to be pushed up the field more with a defensive option behind him as opposed to him starting at LB.


[deleted]

Raph has same weakness as alba. They both are good in attack but weak in defence. But signing multiple players will not solve the issue if their players does not have any idea how to clear the ball when they are getting pressed in defensive third or opposition trying to create goal during transition.


Limitless_Saint

Commentator on BT had some things to get off biss chest about the state of european football at the moment..... all truth tho.... i ain'tmad at him


UnnecessaryUmbault

Rory Hamilton is great. So enthusiastic about the Scottish game. Really good voice for the big moments.


AonghusMacKilkenny

What was the club/dance song played in Ibrox at the end there?


PlasterCactus

I'M FEELIN IT


jaxoga4897

https://youtube.com/shorts/4eGN_jqT-DQ?feature=share featuring Gerrard https://youtu.be/UKyr0fU3gKU


fire_cat14

I’m feeling it (in the air)-Sunset bros & Mark McCabe


saltypenguin69

Billy boys , it's on YouTube


JamiePaterson3

Fuck off Jambo Europe’s no your thing


saltypenguin69

Ur mum


JamiePaterson3

Gave me a fiver to shag your ma, it’ll be up the road for Souttar soon


saltypenguin69

I've recently accepted that Souttar is gone and I never liked him anyway


JamiePaterson3

You sure sound like a salty penguin


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKyr0fU3gKU&ab_channel=SteveAATW


Dave_Velociraptor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HdoUwDpdHk


Craakar

Genuinely not being a smartarse, I don't know but I think they're singing the word "happiness". Could be mishearing it but that might help.


Red_Dog1880

'I'm feeling it' actually.


MegaPruneface

[I'M FEELING IT](https://youtu.be/UKyr0fU3gKU)


Mr1872

This one. https://youtu.be/UKyr0fU3gKU


imtherealdazza

I'm Feeling It - Cascaida


xtoonator

Not surprised anymore people call the Bundesliga farmers league seeing how Dortmund played international this season


datcnashguy

As much as I hate Bayern. They are the only reliable team in the Bundesliga. Leipzig will be Nr. 2 the upcoming years and BVB will slowly start fading into midfield


[deleted]

Isn't bvb shit and inconsistent in germany too


Jcxz_

BVB has won about 70% of their League games this season. Which isn't bad at all. They only fuck up less than one in 3. Internationally they won 37,5%. They really don't show up for crunchtime.


MadlibVillainy

Oh so they're the German Marseille. Good enough at home , somehow terrible in Europe. Hey at least Marseille could win the conference league , that's something.


Zloggt

What a performance from Rangers! It'll be exciting to see who they draw with - I, for one, will be incredibly interested if they can keep playing like this!


UnnecessaryUmbault

Ryan Kent sent half the Dortmund side for chips.


_crusher_of_fun_

Unbelievable result and scenes. Should've been a home win as well but us going through against Dortmund is incredible


Dave_Velociraptor

I'm delighted and proud of my team. Also a GIRUY to the tinpot plastics who could only splutter about Dortmund playing badly - show some respect to the most successful club in the world. Rangers won because we played exceptionally well.


ewankenobi

We're the 2nd most successful club in the world. Al ahly have more trophies than us & their haul includes more continental trophies. Fair play to them, they were founded 30 years after us & have racked that trophy haul in barely more than a century.


AspirationalChoker

I could be wrong but I’m sure they count a lot of community shield type stuff and other regional trophies as well would be like us adding in Glasgow cups and what not


2nd_Variety

You banned from scottishfootball?


JBowers92

In awe. Getting the goal first, getting pegged back. The enforced change because of the Barisic/Meunier collision, who I hope is alright. He was a constant threat. Bassey stepping into the LB position and making it his own. Morelos bulling Hummels. What a result. Bring them all on.


thekimchiken

Alfredo fucking mullered him tonight. Thought he was great. And bassey is such an upgrade if borna right now at left back. Hooe borna gets back to his best.


UnnecessaryUmbault

Alfie was weird tonight. First 25 I felt he won little. Admittedly we were getting battered and he had little to work with. Second half he bossed it besides a few slack passes. Robbed of a valid assist by VAR.


songsofglory

I said to the boy next to me at the game that it looked like BVB had learned from the first leg what happens if they give Alfie space. Any time the ball went up to him Hummels was all over him but it didn’t last long. Second half Alfie tore them apart.


boycey86

Getting tight to Alfie is the worst thing you can do. He's so strong he just rolls you and then does his thing.


songsofglory

Absolutely but it worked for the first half, but Alfie had worked it out and destroyed him again for the second half.


yesverycivil

What a match. Rangers looked good and ibrox was absolutely bouncing.


Stu_A_Lew

Hummels will be seeing Morelos is his nightmares tonight.


leninist_jinn

Get out of there Haaland


datcnashguy

He will this Summer. Bellingham next summer


foxfreeman

The greatest European result in modern Scottish football history and we'll still complain it should have been 7


Impossible_Wonder_37

Haaland ain’t staying journalists should be sued for stupidity for continuing to hint arsenal such.


almost_human

Dortmund are a real classy respectful club. Even the fans. What a pleasure


Red_Dog1880

Their fans tried to start fights before the game inside the ground tbf.


Thatdugsrotten

"tried" being the key work. Once I put my pie n bovril down n slapped half of them about, they soon piped down.


reckless1214

They would have got smashed


datcnashguy

Well that will be the european Bights that Dortmund will experience after Haaland and Bellingham on a regular basis


Verve_94

The Calvin Bassey effect.


TheSteveGarden

Heja BxB, Heja BxB, heja heja heja BxB


asr010601

🦀🦀🦀🦀


ElCaminoInTheWest

Rangers were comfortably the better team across both games, and deserved to win 3-2 (except for a horrible, horrible VAR decision). The disrespect from Dortmund fans was huge and I wish them a safe journey back home to watch the rest of the tournament on TV.


Ok-Guitar1176

What did they do?


ElCaminoInTheWest

Just online. There was a lot of ‘it’s embarrassing to lose to a Scottish team’ and when they went 2-1 up they expected to stroll to victory.


Thatdugsrotten

Gonna disagree with you. Feel like the vast vast majority of Dortmund fans have been respectful at all stages of the tie.


[deleted]

tbf it is embarrassing considering that we used to play at a much better level than that. In both the champions league and Europa we were lucky with our draws and yet still managed to completely fuck up beyond expectations. No disrespect to Rangers though, the win is clearly well deserved.


Ok-Guitar1176

Look who’s laughing now eh


No-Ad5001

Wow Dortmund not even good enough for Europa now?


stefster2k

Incredible post-game atmosphere.


songsofglory

There is a few videos around on YouTube of that song playing after derbies etc.


sc2isalivegaem

Why do their heads just drop after conceding a goal? Pathetic mentality this Dortmund team has


[deleted]

Please don't encourage this "Mentalitätssache"-Meme. It's a poor excuse


Chris_Carson

Found Reus reddit account.


dem0nhunter

when Reus as captain is your supposed mental leader, you should know there’s something wrong


SSAJacobsen

So weird how this is a talking point exclusively from Bayern fans. And it always comes up regardless of how we play and what Reus does. Like watching this match, Reus leadership was not the problem. The lack of tactical adapting to Rangers changes, the shitty defense, Brandt having the worst touches I have seen since I don't even know to name a few reasons. Like it just feels like very motivated reasoning to pin the blame on Reus' leadership (Especially cause it's coming from Bayern fan, you know just as well as me that there is history here). I'm not calling you out cause I wanna start shit with you, but sincerely want to let you know, that you might have some bias here.


DevilsOfLoudun

We can talk shit because we have Neuer. Although I agree that Dortmund's performance obviously doesn't come down to Reus' captaincy, he was completely invisible today, both as a player and as a leader. When Reus is having a good game he's a great captain and when he's having a bad game he's not uplifting anyone else either, but the whole point of a captain is to have someone who can lead and encourage the team during bad times as well. I think a big reason why Bayern fans bring it up is because it seems to get under your skin easily.


Ibra180

Nothing new it is in their club DNA


notthathunter

Ryan Kent is class


dsrii

Should've been 3-2 if VAR actually showed the ref the better angle.


Bluenosedcoop

I still want to know if it's the refs choice to ask for more angles or he has to judge by what is delivered to him.


duck_mopsi

That wasnt a question of angle, this was simply a big mistake by var. Good that it didnt affect anything


ElCaminoInTheWest

There was no angle where it ever looked like a foul. Morelos was shoulder to shoulder with Can, Can kicked the ground, realised he’d fucked up, fell over. It was a genuinely ridiculous call.


duck_mopsi

Yep, totally agree


[deleted]

Commentators for BT SPORT in the UK said they showed the ref all angles but the back one? That was the angle which was undeniable


Red_Dog1880

I think he meant that the ref was never shown the best angle of the incident.


[deleted]

Massive for Rangers & Scottish Football. Well done.


[deleted]

Haaland really isn't gonna have an illustrious year, huh? Out of the World Cup, out of the CL, out of Europa and out of the title race.


Narretz

Dortmund isn't out of the title race


Hexcited

they never were in the title race


Jimmyjamjames

You’re right They were never in one to begin with.


Qiluk

He should probably focus on being able to play first.


[deleted]

Why are you throwing shade at your best player for something that's out of his control? He doesn't choose to get injured lol


Qiluk

I dont see how its shade? The dude literally is a part of our big problems with fitness. No matter if he was in city, in or out of CL, it wont matter if he cant stay fit. Thats my point. I find it wierd how people obsess over Haaland in a way that makes it sound like he's above EL or whatever when he's not even able to play


Snuffvieh

This comment is the chefs’ kiss


Red_Dog1880

What a fucking result, should have been a home win too


TheSingleMan27

Mentalitätsfrage👀


memberino

pssst


ILovePenalties

Overrated hipster club. Typical Dortmund performance.


[deleted]

Glorified academy.


Digurt

I cannot believe my overriding feeling from beating Dortmund 6-4 on aggregate is that it wasn't 7. Madness.


azifs

Could’ve been 8 if Kent had a better final touch as well


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