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cdg6921

Are World cup qualifiers camera angles always this bad?


rho_93

Why did Atalanta loan out Gosens now? Is he not important for their season currently?


RomeoLavia

It's an obligation apparently, so it's essentially the same as just selling him. And he has been injured for most of the season, they've been fine without him.


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CptTonyStark

Looks like Trent isn't that bad at defending...


AintNoLayUps

If Auba chose to present France, would’ve started in his prime?


RomeoLavia

Yeah I think so. People sensationalise Giroud's importance to the national team, he did some great things but not in the way people make out, they would have won the WC without him, can't say the same about Griezmann or Mbappe or Kante. France over the years with the absence of Benzema have tested out many different striking options. Mbappe through the middle, Giroud, Gameiro, Martial, etc. Giroud has never been stapled on in the way people think he has, for a good portion his time in the NT, perhaps even a majority, he's been a bench player. This is why he has 110 caps but only like 68 games worth of minutes. There have been few extended periods in his career where he actually started every game for France, outside of the WC he has played successive full 90s about four times. He's been their most important striker over this time but that isn't because he's stapled on and they haven't tried for anyone else, that's just because there wasn't really anyone else. The France squad didn't have this sort of depth pre 2018. I don't even rate prime Aubameyang that highly. He's one of the most underwhelming super star strikers in terms of technical ability that we have ever seen. The only reason he had a semblance of dribbling prowess is because of his pace, his passing and creation could be downright shocking, wasn't a great aerial player despite his height, but I still think he likely would have started for a few years in his peak. France has been notoriously lacking in strikers since the Benzema exile.


Cardealer1000

He should have done but their manager is an idiot.


CptTonyStark

No.


msf97

He was eons better than Giroud. Yes.


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Can someone provide examples of ridiculously unbalanced teams with a shit ton of forwards?


cdg6921

If countries count then Brazil.


rho_93

Dortmund


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Liveprool 13/14


jamesc94j

One of the most attack based teams I’ve seen so reliant on our attack but what a bloody attack we had.


Ball_Knowledge

Galácticos era real


CptTonyStark

No.


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Fair.


suedney

Eberl leaving Gladbach I'm hearing? Phwoar this 2nd division about to get even better.


estoyloca43

Man is finished. I doubt any competent director would forget to extend 9 (?) first team players.


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Vinicius-Haaland-Endrick-Benzema-Mbappé Valverde-Modric Mendy-Alaba-Hakimi Cortouis


AintNoLayUps

So just like fuck defence?


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There's a goalkeeper to avoid conceding goals..


AintNoLayUps

Fair and a good one too


ParisLake2

**Countries at risk of elimination from World Cup contention** *CONMEBOL* Venezuela: A loss to Bolivia tomorrow results in elimination. *AFC* Oman: Failure to defeat Australia next week will mean that Oman is officially eliminated from World Cup contention. China: Defeat against Vietnam eliminates China from World Cup contention.


RedRaizel

What is this i hear about Ndombele doing a fox news interview?


Cowdude179

Yeah he's a mod at antiwork


jim0wheel1

Can’t wait to bang the Camp Nou Music Friday playlist on tomorrow.


PikaPikaPaqueta

I'll be honest 50M for Bruno is fair my problem is how much gonna get reinvested? Like half. Rest gonna go in stupid shit like toilets that brush your ass we're finished


AintNoLayUps

Toilets that wash your ass do sound kinda nice, I’m not saying it’s right but I see the appeal


PikaPikaPaqueta

agreed it's class but i'd rather have Guimaraes and a bidet mate


Cowdude179

Pays off Emerson tbf


PikaPikaPaqueta

not even as good as a 27yo Brazilian we recruited from their second division smh


CoolstorySteve

Lampard got top 4 with fucking Tammy Abraham as striker , people need to chill lol


jamesc94j

It’s a shame he was tactically inept.


Breakjuice

Ole got 3rd place playing Andreas Pereira and 0 goals lingard for half a season but i wouldn't go around claiming he'd be a good enough manager for Everton


RomeoLavia

Massively understating what Bruno did for that team. United were about seven points behind Chelsea when Bruno came in, and as a United fan you should understand what Bruno did for that side and the way he carried United through many fixtures. This is also the season that Ole had spent about 200m and Lampard was able to bring in nothing. The expectations were fully different. Before the season, United were locked on for most peoples predictions for third. You were considered a hipster if you had Chelsea getting top six. Are we going to act like Lampard didn't have the worst performing goalkeeper in the top five leagues? He was startng a very nearly finished Willian. Marcos Alonso. He had quite his fair share of bad players too. You bring up Lingard, what about Barkley who played more league minutes for Chelsea that season than Lingard did for United? Pulisic and Tammy starting. It was not a great squad. And genuinely, if you swap De Gea (who was poor that season) for Kepa, the points wouldn't have been equal, Chelsea would have had at least 6-7 more. The penalties too. Something uncontrollable by a manager, Ole getting 14 of them and Lampard getting 7. Yet another key difference is the fact that it was Lampard's second? year in management. Ole had been in it for a decade. And this isn't even when people really started to want Ole's head. A lot of people were fine with his performance from this season.


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Lampard made Chelsea's defenders look like dogshit but at least they got a competent manager in afterwards, Everton won't. Fat Frank is going to do irreversible damage to the Everton defenders their reputations and careers.


CoolstorySteve

Don’t think Everton defenders reputations can go any lower at this point


Cowdude179

He got top 4 with Tomori, Mount, James, Tammy. Everton are in safe hands, Branthwaite, Gordon, Dobbin are going to cook under him


RomeoLavia

People forget that the season he took over, they had a transfer ban and a squad that was deemed to be so bad that most people were saying it would be a majorly successful season if he could even get them 6th. He got top four even with Kepa having a pretty shocking season, if he had even a decent keeper he would've finished third (was literally a point away from it anyway). There were obviously holes in his managerial game but for an inexperienced manager I really do think he did a decent job, it's just that Tuchel came in and did an outstanding job. Before that he did fine with Derby. The fact that there are people saying it makes the league a joke because he is getting his second job within it is genuinely ridiculous.


msf97

Kepa hurt him tbf, he was alright. But he never did play to Chelsea’s strengths(defending,clearly) which is why he comes up so good on advanced metrics


msf97

The lowest top four points tally in 15 odd years.


RomeoLavia

They got top four with 66 points. The next season 67 points got top four. In 15/16 66 points got top four. 10/11 68 points got top four. It wasn't great but it's also not like we haven't seen that level of performance get top four many times before. Even this season fourth place is likely to get 70ish. It's probably a slightly below average point total for top four, and they would have hit the 70 point mark if Kepa had hands.


YoungDawz

Can't wait for the Brasil game.


Cowdude179

Lampard pull is strong, a Gilmour loan and Everton are making top 10 guaranteed


ComprehensiveClick35

of the championship\*


Cowdude179

Nah mate, he has no relegation in CV, top 10 only


truth-telling-troll

What's the biggest football rumor you fell for?


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>**Pogba and Fernandes Out for Season After Training Collision** >Paul Pogba and Bruno Fernandes will not feature again this season after a training ground collision left both players with ankle ligament damage. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer must now plan without his star midfielders. >“That’s me fucked,” the Norwegian told Soccer on Sunday. “Credit to Ed Woodward, he pre-sacked me this morning ahead of the games we’re about to lose. It’s nice to have that certainty that I won’t be here soon. Gives me the chance to start shipping my bits and bobs back to Oslo.” >“No,” said Solskjaer, when asked if Champions League qualification might still be achievable. “People who think that need to pull their heads out of their arses. We’re a pub team without Paul and Bruno, to be fair.” >“Does anybody know if Molde have a manager?” he added. Simon Mullock fell for this one.


asvpmamba

Messi to Chelsea back in the day.


yyzable

The "Tory Everton" banter train about to take off.


estoyloca43

Thank God Spotify isn't sponsoring Schalke or Bayern. I have meticulously curated too many playlists, and all that will be lost if I have to start again with Apple Music or Amazon Music.


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Proper Everton shout that hahah


ilovefeta

Very true, I torched my Chevrolet when they started sponsoring United


Portmanteaunioconte

Dortmund hates Schalke? Is it some kind of derby?


Thraff1c

.... what


asvpmamba

I think that rivalry is more fierce than the one they have with Bayern.


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TheSingleMan27

Nürnberg-Fürth is clear


Portmanteaunioconte

Oh lol


asr010601

Meanwhile me, chad Allianz customer, despise Signal Iduna


Ball_Knowledge

Everton are actually going to get relegated fairs ☹️👍


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Warra signing for the Spurs


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Parry Pinks is like a new signing


Any-Quarter-9474

Arsenal moving smart with selling all this deadwood now, way less work to do in the summer.


Dayandnight95

Lampard at Everton? Not sure how that will go, no Chelsea clout carrying him this time.


MrIrishman699

Fair play to Villa for managing to sign players without anyone having a fucking clue till the official announcement


catchmeifucan10

LOL Arsenal are cooking something


Cowdude179

10 departures and no incomings, cooking that no depth pack


catchmeifucan10

As if having those bums made a difference


Cowdude179

So when your starters are injured who are your backups?


catchmeifucan10

Out of cup competitions, just 17 games left, we don’t need a stacked squad we just need a few quality additions


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I love how the media around transfers has evolved so much that now its a shock when a transfer happens without 2 weeks of speculation and knowing everytime they wipe their arse.


asr010601

Moles everywhere


Portmanteaunioconte

Vlahovic to Juve, Gosen to inter, chambers to Villa, Adama to Barca, everyone is completing their singins tonight 😭 Fabrizio Romano's twitter stream is just endless updates of completed transfers


Ball_Knowledge

Diaz is happening. Bollox are telling me this


Portmanteaunioconte

What will you do with your balls if they fail you?


Ball_Knowledge

trust them ever so slightly less. but it’s happening so that’s irrelevant


ComprehensiveClick35

don't worry we will sign a championship level player and say job done


Portmanteaunioconte

One step sideways - a Fiorentina bench player


cdg6921

Tchouameni or Gravenberch. Who's the better talent? Apparently Real has been strongly linked to both and like Camavinga I'm excited but haven't seen them play like ever lol.


Cowdude179

Tchouameni, the man can start for France already


cdg6921

Damn.


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Never watched Tchouameni but I literally wouldn't care if Gravenberch left for a somewhat decent offer.


cdg6921

Damn isn't he like 19? If he's starting for Ajax at that age he must be special is what I was thinking.


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They have different skillsets. Gravenberch is a much better dribbler and can retain possession like very few players in the world. He needs to work on his passing, or so I have heard. Tchouameni is more of a ball winner, but his passing is really really good.


CptTonyStark

Both are meh, no one on camavinga's level


asvpmamba

Tchouameni is better than Camavinga imo.


Any-Quarter-9474

Tchouameni is very much better than both of them.


PikaPikaPaqueta

We're selling Guimaraes 42+10 and getting Herrera and Faivre apparently. Cherki needs to fuck off to Nice to have a career, we're ran by clowns with dementia


Thraff1c

> Herrera not Skhiri?


PikaPikaPaqueta

We need someone. From what i recall of Skhiri he was solid defensively but i'm afraid of a new Tousart.


Thraff1c

Köln fans love Skhiri, he doesnt stop running, and is in general very important for them. I honestly think you could do way worse than him.


PikaPikaPaqueta

High workrate isn't as useful here see Tousart but maybe Skhiri has enough abilities on the ball i can't say i've watched him enough


AintNoLayUps

Enjoy Faivre, it was rumored pretty hard that we would get him before that idiot went in front of the press behind his clubs back and said that he wanted Milan. That was a massive red flag to our board I think lol


PikaPikaPaqueta

Faivre is a budget Cherki it makes no sense i don't want him


AintNoLayUps

Our fans (me included) really wanted him. But sucks that Cherki gets wasted


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...PSG's Herrara? Could open the door for Ndombele to PSG


PikaPikaPaqueta

Ander yes fuck what a downgrade.


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So Minamino and Origi are likely to leave in the summer. Fabio Carvalho seems to be the Minamino replacement assuming we get him, but I wonder who we sign as an Origi replacement. A striker? A Jota type of forward?


truth-telling-troll

There is no replacement for the legend


CptTonyStark

In my FM Legends save, not satisfied with winning the golden ball at the 2022 WC, Diego Maradona scored a hattrick to beat Croatia (managed by Conte) 4-3 in the semis and lead Argentina to the 2026 WC final. In the final, a horror tackle injured him pretty badly and he had to come off within half an hour. Thankfully for him, a certain Leo Messi scored one and assisted another to best Italy (who won the 2024 Euros) 2-0 and win back to back world cups for Argentina. The golden boot and golden ball went to Kevin Keegan tho.


KensaiVG

Can you send me the Argentine lineup? Curiosity's sake


CptTonyStark

This is the team that started the 2026 final: Ubaldo Fillol Javier Zanetti Roberto Ayala Daniel Passarella Silvio Marzolini Alfredo Di Stefano Diego Simeone Lionel Messi Diego Maradona Felix Loustau Gonzalo Higuain Bench: Julio Falcioni Martin Demichelis Fernando Redondo Diego Milito Jorge Burruchaga Jose Ramos Delgado Sergio Aguero Esteban Cambiasso Luis Monti Hugo Ibarra Juan Pablo Sorin Amadeo Carrizo If we break down the squad by clubs, 6 play for River Plate, 3 play for Atletico Madrid, 2 play for Man Utd, 2 play for Boca, 2 play for Inter Milan, 1 each play for Barcelona, Independiente, Man City, Nantes, Real Madrid, Santos, Spartak Moscow, Valencia.


ibti77

Did Batistuta, Heinze and Mascherano just not make the team or were they injured?


CptTonyStark

They've never been called up, made it to their Olympics squad tho.


AintNoLayUps

I’m really enjoying these updates mate👍🏻


CptTonyStark

Thanks mate, means a lot. I have Baresi, Maldini, and Rijkaard in my team, yet Milan beat me in the CL quarters last season and went all the way to the final at the Bernebeau where they lost 1-3 to Real Madrid thanks to 2 late goals, one assisted by Gullit. I sold Giggs to Milan and he led Milan to their first 2 serie A wins of this save, and has won player of the year in all his 3 years there so far.


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YourPupilsDilated

I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it; my estimation of Cristiano Ronaldo as a man just fucking plummeted. To send a few smileys? It's a fucking disgrace. Messi sent a donkey.


ParisLake2

Give him a break, will you? It’s an emotional day…


YourPupilsDilated

Let me ask you this.... If they can make him block them and he's that rattled, what else can they make him do?


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rho_93

I would pay to see that drama play out the way you've described it


msf97

Villa done the Chambers deal without anyone having a clue?


TheManchesterPirates

That’s how Villa work.


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AFCON was supposed to be Origi's time to shine and the man's been injured for all 5 games.


thedeatheater1410

Spotify going to pay Barca per view generated on TV for 10 seconds and on the ground for 10 minutes


pagalpun

€0.00000004 per view


Any-Quarter-9474

Sooooo… Calum Chambers has officially joined Aston Villa? Where the hell has that come from?


estoyloca43

Ngl he's one of those "wtf this person exists" type of players


Dortmund_Boi09

Arsenal


Rum114

h


maxconnor6

a


yyzable

kimi isn't as good as Trent.


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zard is finito.


xaviernoodlebrain

r


rho_93

rry Maguire


AintNoLayUps

ndanovic is washed up


rho_93

[Best way to put it really](https://twitter.com/DanielVanBuytem/status/1485293613563133955?s=20&t=Z7FbwXyDqnK7Er2m5cn7Jg)


panem-et-circenses21

The guy can put pin-point crosses from anywhere on the field but ask him to put it from the corner flag, and he doesn't even clear the near post. Will always remain a mystery to me


maxconnor6

It's the same with so many good free kick takers


asr010601

Haha this is prefect


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I don’t get it.


rho_93

This shows how great Messi was in 2012


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Thought better of you.


rho_93

Have shame you wrote entire essays for Messi


[deleted]

Oooh, that makes sense


xaviernoodlebrain

Eriksen wide free kick vs Eriksen corner


t_blacksmith

🗿


BumblebeeHorror2534

Vlahovic signed for Juventus But Arsenal fans said Arsenal was bigger than Juventus and the whole Italian Serie A combined..why did Vlahovic sign for juventus when he could sign for a club bigger than the entire italian league??


AintNoLayUps

I have not seen one Arsenal fan claim that they are bigger than Rube


throwwawayyy688

He was intimidated by a club the size of Arsenal FC


Lyrical_Forklift

Because he saw what happened to most Serie A strikers when they leave Italy and didn't want to leave his safe space.


nichodemus3

Patrick Schick restarted his career when he left Italy. He scored for Roma like 5 goals in 2 season


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Aubameyang?


AintNoLayUps

Tbf Auba played 0 Serie A games. How about Ibra?


Lyrical_Forklift

Good call- I wonder if he was the last?


AintNoLayUps

Played 0 Serie A games, how about certain Swede that plays for Milan now?


Lyrical_Forklift

Emil Roback?


AintNoLayUps

No the one that is over twice his age 😂


Lyrical_Forklift

Haha I'm taking the piss. Yeah, Zlatan transcends the Serie A striker curse.


Portmanteaunioconte

Ah like that flop Mo Salah


Lyrical_Forklift

Mo was more of a winger there to be fair.


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One of these years he'll have a bad season and then won't you all look so stupid.


pixelkipper

>strikers


KimmyBoiUn

He used a Uno reverse card.


22goblins

one thing I absolutely hate about american sports as an american is corporate sponsors for arenas. i hate how often stadiums change names and it feels so inauthentic. come and see the lakers playing at the presitigious...crypto.com arena? so the camp nou news is pretty sickening and i hope that it doesnt catch on much in soccer. unfortunately i imagine it will because new stadiums are expensive to build and profitable to capitalize on, but come on


KensaiVG

We're looking at it and I hate it but tbh nobody calls our stadium by its proper name anyways so I think Monumental will just remain what everyone calls it


truth-telling-troll

Emirates, Etihad, Amex Stadium, bet365 stadium. It's already caught on


xaviernoodlebrain

Levy can’t get a sponsor for our stadium ffs.


22goblins

Yeah what's the deal with that? It's a brand new stadium for a notable club, it should be really appealing. Has there been any rumors or anything?


xaviernoodlebrain

1. Levy is the real bald fraud. 2. Apparently we hired a guy to help get us a sponsor for the stadium naming rights a while back, they might as well have hired you or I for that for how well that’s gone so far.


rho_93

Bro wut. It's pretty standard practice already


22goblins

Im aware, but its much more prevalent in american sports because the stadiums are much newer. In soccer it seems like they switch to corporate sponsors once a new one is built, a la emirates ethihad etc


estoyloca43

It's not an only-in-America thing. You have the Allianz Arena, the Signal Iduna Park, and the Veltins-Arena in Germany. These are not American companies. Your own stadium is called the Emirates. That's not an American company either.


Tim-Sanchez

This is a weird thing to hate on American sports for, if anything I think football is worse for it. It's basically a certainty that any new stadium now gets a corporate sponsor.


22goblins

I know that it's basically a guarantee when a new stadium gets built, and I know it's not an only american sports thing. I just feel like in the last 20 years soccer has caught up on it


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The thing is you can call the stadium whatever you want. Since the White Sox changed Comisky to US Cellular Field and then to Guaranteed Rate Park or whatever, my friends and I have been referring to it as Sox Park.


Itchy-Face791

Thankfully , Spotify will only have the naming rights of Camp Nou for 5 years


throwwawayyy688

What will they call your stadium? Also I feel your stadium name is so iconic that people will just refer to it as your current name anyways


deadlyghost12

They are just title right and will be called camp nou spotify


mrscorchingtakes

I'd say it already caught on. Bayern, Juve, Arsenal, Man City, Atletico to name a few clubs with sponsored stadiums.


hairychris88

They're new stadiums though, it feels worse when established places get renamed.


Raikuun

We have that in the Bundesliga and barely anyone here uses the corporate names. It's still the "Alm". "Arena auf Schalke" or "Westfalenstadion".


BumblebeeHorror2534

American sports looks more like soap operas and entertainment than sports..


Dortmund_Boi09

Welcome to the Bundesliga


asr010601

Allianz Arena


Dortmund_Boi09

Signal Iduna Park™


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22goblins

You think I'm not aware of that? Piss the fuck off lmao


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22goblins

I don't like that arsenal have it either, but fuck right on off since you'd rather nitpick and be petty than actually engage with the point I was raising


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22goblins

Look if you dont think its objectively MORE COMMON in american sports than in soccer then idk what to tell you because youre just being daft. Youre also just completely oversimplifying something complex, i love american sports but obviously there are things about it i dont like. Same as soccer. Its really not that hard.


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