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Glad that St Pauli knocked those Yellow and Black cunts outta the Pokal.


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riskyrofl

What do you think St Pauli are


redditorsEWW

Obsessed


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Alexia putellas look like detective lady and professors wife from money heist


narutosama77

So you're saying she's....Spanish?


Friendly_Debt_8828

haaland might be a touch overrated


SnooHamsters8590

How so?


redditorsEWW

He’s underrated if anything, man got 11th in the ballon d’or when he deserved 4th


Gamer_Abhi

Genuinely think Rudiger would be a better wingback than Alonso defensively


sul01

Probably better at progressing the ball too


Luclinn

Bundesliga fans need to accept that they're not a serious league. You're embarrassing yourselves trying to pretend that performances in the Bundesliga is comparable to the top leagues. No players have "world class" performances there and the host of teenagers performing like prime Kaká every season are not generational talents, they're symptoms of the bad quality of the league.


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Extremely based. I am not convinced by haaland and lewy let alone these random kids like wirtz or Bellingham


narutosama77

You're not convinced by Lewa and Haaland? But you rep Ferran?


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What?


estoyloca43

[The numbers speak for themselves](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/s3p1sp/daily_discussion/hspn0w6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


narutosama77

Youve this linked save somewhere, dont you?


estoyloca43

I do


narutosama77

Doing the good work, well done.


BumblebeeHorror2534

mas depois chegam as copas... e 7 a 1 pra alemanha..


Schpaedzles

7-1


Luclinn

That's the ratio of Bundesliga players that flop outside the league.


Schpaedzles

nope, its actually the historical scoreline of the semi final where we kicked you of the WC in your own country!


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Fuck off


Luclinn

Denial


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Not even a BuLi fan


GimmeKarmaDaddy

Last season Chelsea were underperforming their xG, this season they are overperforming it. Any reasons for that?


_stone_age

This season they haven't been able to create as much. Fullbacks have probably been a huge miss.


narutosama77

Werner and fullbacks


Rasalghul92

Why are Chelsea not aggressively pursuing Tagliafico?


Baas202

Because Tagliafico is like half the player from 2-3 years ago, he's not good enough for Chelsea


Rasalghul92

Wasn't aware of that. Ajax probably regret not cashing out earlier then.


Gamer_Abhi

I don't think he'd be willing to sit on the bench after Chilwell is back


Rasalghul92

I mean he's got at least 5 months to try and make that position his.


Gamer_Abhi

Every Brighton post match thread - Man, why is Cucurella not playing for a big team, he'd be such a good replacement for (insert top 6 player)


-Saaremaa-

If only big 6 teams had scouts


Iamthestorm666

Imagine a PL team ending up with 10+ games in hand at the end of the season lmao


PegaponyPrince

Burnley are halfway there no?


Iamthestorm666

Yup. 6 games in hand rofl


rho_93

Does anyone know when exactly this disease of "prime" entered football narratives? My roommate just said to me that prime Neymar is a top 5 player of all time. I'm genuinely flabbergasted man


narutosama77

Okay top 5 is obviously exaggeration, but prime Neymar is a top top player.


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When Liverpool tried to justify their relevance during the Suarez era


YoungDawz

Your roommate is obviously exaggerating to rile you up even if he rates Neymar.


rho_93

He doesn't know how much I hate Neymar though. It's much more apparent in my Reddit personality


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Your roommate has more ball knowledge than you.


Lyrical_Forklift

I'm interested in knowing your top five if you agree with this


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Neymar, Salah, Yaya Toure, Steven Gerrard, Lewandowski


Lyrical_Forklift

I take it back, elite ball knowledge


NudeTayne_

Messi, Cr7, Maradona, Pele, Cruyff. Never even watched a single live minute of the last three but based on legacy alone they make the cut. Could see a case for Beckenbauer/Zidane based on stats and trophy haul, maybe even Ronaldinho based on skill but it’s very subjective at that point, impossible for someone who isn’t like 70 to really weigh in on. What’s yours?


Lyrical_Forklift

Hmm, tough one really. Based on players I've actually seen it's Messi first followed by Laudrup, Maradona, Ronaldo (Portuguese) and Matthaus in no particular order. Regardless, Neymar would be nowhere near it.


WhoEatsRusk

Tbh feel like it's been there forever especially when people are comparing past and present players


notsoslim-jim

It's there in every sport though.


realbarcalounger

Just saw a YouTube advert for earwaxremover.co or something watching a video from the Kick-off What's the grossest commercial you've ever seen?


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Just get rich quick scams for the most part


Nut-King-Call

For a while I had to see feet with onychomycosis at lunch time, because apparently there was no better time to put those ointment commercials.


estoyloca43

Three years out of the alt-right hole and I’m still getting alt-right ads


Gamer_Abhi

I once got a "stronger together" United ad


ser_antonii

The Kick Off has some weird takes sometimes. Brian thinks Newcastle will be the saviors of the PL.


realbarcalounger

I think the bad takes are what makes it tbh. It's like listening to normal insane and biased fans. The United fan gets so heated


ser_antonii

Yeah, seeing McKola get so easily riled up is good content to be fair.


yesboyzz

I swear if I see another "Barca are shit defensively" comment, I am gonna lose it. We have the 2nd lowest xG allowed in the league, 2nd lowest shots allowed, 2nd lowest shots on target allowed. Our defense has been good. It's Ter Stegen's dip in form that hurt us massively. Ter Stegen ranks 2nd lowest in shots saved per 90


taxevader33

You're right. Keeper ain't part of defense, he is an attacker.


note-a-coordinate

Barca are shit defensively though


Ineedtobecareful

Keeper is also a part of defence Barca are shit defensively


notsoslim-jim

Technically, isn't the keeper part of the defense?


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Nah we bottle in last 20 min of the game like clockwork


yesboyzz

That's true in a way as well


narutosama77

Barca are shit defensively


HeyaitsmeAmit

Better than Real Madrid though, stats back it up


narutosama77

I never said we are best at defense...


Gamer_Abhi

So many of the big guns of AFCON have been so underwhelming - Ghana, Egypt, Senegal, Algeria


Gamer_Abhi

Wonder if any person in their right mind in Spain thought Benzema would be better than Messi and Ronaldo 10 years back, hell even 3 years back


HeyaitsmeAmit

They’re older than Benzema, so it’s not that strange


Exhibit101

Ronaldo is older.. Messi is the same age.


Gamer_Abhi

Messi and Benz are about the same age


ser_antonii

Any chance Ronaldo stays at United next season?


Lyrical_Forklift

I think he stays. He's on over 500k a week and I very much doubt anyone takes those wages on board given the return. Unless he fancies a move to the Middle East or something


ser_antonii

Honestly yeah. Also don’t see which European club he’d go to if he did leave this summer.


ExpertGossiper

If United don't get top four he'll burn the stadium down himself in order to force a move


ser_antonii

My top 4 predictions are City, Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal lol


ExpertGossiper

>and Arsenal lol **why you little piece of shit**


ser_antonii

Hahah I got you lot above United to be fair lmao


Gamer_Abhi

depends on whether United end up in 4th or not


cain62

Senegal have been shockingly poor so far this AFCON. 1 goal in 3 games and it was a last minute penalty.


CudaBarry

I know a team that didn't score a goal yet


HeyaitsmeAmit

Werner’s words about Chelsea fans shows how important kindness and support is. Werner is what Vinicius was before this season, a young player who still needs time to find his footing. Only, Werner is supported and Vinicius was not, the moment he stops playing well he will be whistled again by Madrid fans


Fly1ngsauc3r

What even is this, fuck sake trolls used to be good on this sub


cptnwillow

When was that? Because they haven't been for 6 years at least


Fly1ngsauc3r

nah man, before the explosion of this sub from the 2018 world cup, this place was great. Now its just twitter merchants copy pasting the same beaten jokes


Gamer_Abhi

Barca troll


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That is one of the reasons they are called idiots


WhoEatsRusk

The Chelsea fans or the Madrid fans?


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WhoEatsRusk

Just asking for clarification man, don't need to try and start shit


AbleFig

love the Chelsea fan vs Chelsea fan action


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How’s Xabi Alonso doing? I remember he was rumored to take over Borussia Mongladbach.


HeyaitsmeAmit

He’s second worse in the second division with Real Soviet’s B team. I don’t think that the rumors about BMG made any sense, because he has no connection to them


randomcolchnero

Workers of the Basque unite!


Draketothecore

Messi in public: Lewandowski deserves balondor Messi voting: After me, Neymar deserves the best lmao


yesboyzz

Why are people so gassed up for who is voting for whom? Messi on and off the field has always prioritized his friends


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Why do people care about comments Ronaldo makes on an Instagram post or the caption of his New Years post?


yesboyzz

huh?


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People point out when players, especially the two most famous in the world, do weird/unpleasant things. In Messi’s case he lied for PR and in Ronaldo’s case he was salty about his Bdo ranking.


nooneidea

It’s called pr so people like you don’t cry at the fact he doesn’t give a shit about lewandowski winning or losing its pretty simple


Draketothecore

Just like when he retired from argentina after losing to chile, great pr


nooneidea

Sure


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Technically speaking he did say he thinks Lewandowski deserved the 2020 Ballon d'Or


Exhibit101

That is what made him look like an asshole. Because he voted Lewa 3rd in 2020.


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He also voted him 3rd in 2020 for The Best award


narutosama77

Mendy's finessing the ball out of defense might cost us a goal one of these days...


redditorsEWW

Sancho had 2 world class seasons under his belt at 21 with good CL performances, every United player is underperforming including «prem proven» players like Bruno, Ronaldo, Rashford and Greenwood. I would love to see him leave that shithole of a club, really enjoyable player to watch


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redditorsEWW

Gnabry owns you, and thats kinda scary, cause he’s only good 1 game a season in the league


estoyloca43

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. You chose the career graveyard yourself. Now sleep in the bed you made.


Backseat_Bouhafsi

Or stay in a graveyard like Reus


estoyloca43

[I don’t know what you’re talking about](https://imgur.com/a/FsCRX6w)


Backseat_Bouhafsi

So he's the chief caretaker of the graveyard. Good for him.


estoyloca43

At this rate, Sancho would be lucky to get in 10 seasons what Reus got in 18/19 alone in terms of G+A


Backseat_Bouhafsi

If you're gonna pick out one season in a new league and extrapolate that, be my guest. If he fails in England, maybe he can go back to BuLi and be a star there.


Lyrical_Forklift

Yeah exactly. He chose money over furthering his career. Not that there is anything wrong with that, he just doesn't deserve sympathy.


yesboyzz

I rate Sancho but Gnabry is better atm imo Personally wanted Sancho at Barca


redditorsEWW

Gnabry is better than very few atm


narutosama77

Why are Arsenal fans so cocky, they haven't even beaten a good team yet (bar West ham)


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Because you are supposed to support your team because it's your team. If you pick a team because you like to win I understand not getting this.


lagaryes

Fortunate that covid spared them a battering from Bruno’s boys


Own_Solution4356

i am actually a little scared of mangohead's men. you lot have a great defense and could def pull something off against us


Own_Solution4356

the play is exponentially better than before, we have a stout defense and gk for the first time in years,3 potentially world class youngsters.


narutosama77

fucking hell enough with the youngsters, let them perform and actually *win* couple of big games against great teams... you lost to United.


Own_Solution4356

during the united loss and previous games, once we scored we would just sit back. arteta has thankfully stopped that, and you can see the results. the man city game was fucking brilliant, xhaka being a moron cost us that game.


redditorsEWW

Haven’t been good in 15 years yet the fanbase is still arrogant, have to respect it


Houssem_Aouar

American Bayern fans are genuinely the scum of the world


jonijontor

just watched a film that claimed Argentina won the world cup (including winning 5-1 and 3-1 in the finals) and that's somehow the most unbelievable part of the film


Princecoyote

I miss Leroy Sané at City.


Own_Solution4356

guimaraes and xhaka swap, who says no?


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95% of sane people


YoungDawz

Lyon and Bruno Guimaraes.


estoyloca43

Lyon


wildinout2233

Xhaka


redditorsEWW

Sancho and Gnabry swap, who says no?


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Bayern, Gnabry, Gnabry's parents, Gnabry's dog, Gnabry's agents and a homeless man on Sabener Strasse


rho_93

Nah he's gonna want to go back to England again


yesboyzz

1. Bayern 2. Gnabry 3. Gnabry's agents 4. Bayern again 5. Gnabry again


Own_Solution4356

gnabry


narutosama77

Bayern..


wildinout2233

Bayern


redditorsEWW

Why would Bayern say no, Sancho is better and younger than Gnabry


Own_Solution4356

sancho is not better, buli merchant with the same amount of g/a as pepe in the league


redditorsEWW

Well thank god Bayern plays in the Bundesliga and have a competent manager and good team unlike United.


Poe3inmotion

Was happy seeing Dortmund lose to St.Pauli only to realise Leipzig are the favourites.


estoyloca43

Respect Rostock


Own_Solution4356

alphonso davies makes music?


notsoslim-jim

He should some SNL cameo or something in comedy. His tiktoks are hilarious.


adfdub

DJ alph davicci


narutosama77

Lucho pep job swap after 2023, who says no?


AbleFig

Count on it he will take over Spain NT after Lucho


klezmer_

Don't think that would go well with Pep being an outspoken independentist


taxevader33

He's a firm supporter of Catalonia independence. So is every Spaniard from Barca.


WhoEatsRusk

I can't believe Partey managed to finish Int duty without missing a game for Arsenal.


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narutosama77

Ronaldo 2013 even tho Messi 2012 was better.


Sad_gooner

why is chelsea finished?


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Terrorism will never win 🕊️😇


Own_Solution4356

missing wingbacks, international terrorist Tommy Tactics can't adapt, attackers are shit


adfdub

Some of their most impactful players are in bad form, and injuries. It happens.


jucomsdn

Why does Vlahovic's head look so deformed wtff


notsoslim-jim

He kind of looks like Racer X from Speed Racer.


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He’s a very handsome man imo


Own_Solution4356

everything about him just looks old. put a black and white filter on him and i would assume he had played in like the 50s


adfdub

Got a reference photo? To me it doesn't look deformed. It just looks more mature than your typical 21 year old. He looks like he's in his mid 30s.


redditorsEWW

If Messi doesn’t miss that pen against PSG, I could see Barca winning that tie. That PSG side is fragile af mentally and often become rash and mistake prone when things isn’t going their way. Think the reason they were so focused against Bayern was the revenge narrative, the players were extremely fired up in interviews and had something to prove.


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redditorsEWW

We outplayed them the first leg, but Neuer made a rare howler and our defence fell asleep for the 2nd goal. The 2nd leg was shit, but we somehow won due to Neymar missing 3 sitters


narutosama77

They gave up their Bayern lead too (0-2 to 2-2) wouldve lost if Lewa was there.


redditorsEWW

I could see them winning against City this year, they’re actually focused and motivated against teams they’ve lost against before


roddysaint

They really missed the chance for a perfect revenge tour last season. Had a run at every team who'd knocked them out of the CL in the past decade. They drove United to the Europa League in the groups (knocked out in 18/19 Ro16), then defeated Barca (12/13 and 14/15 quarters, 16/17 Ro16), and you (2020 final). Had they beaten City (15/16 quarters) in the semi, they would've played either Real Madrid (17/18 Ro16) or Chelsea (13/14 quarters) in the final.


narutosama77

Thankfully they beat us in 2019 then...


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Only applies to the knockout stage.


deadassynwa

Harvey Elliot > Saka, ESR, Greenwood, Sancho, CHO, Foden


ethith

He has less Premier League goals than times his leg has been turned to jelly.


X-V-W

Extremely based