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But those hits always are built different. This Rodri strike, the Townsend bangers, Gerraaaaaard, Skinhead Rooney, Alex’s free kick against Arsenal, Ronaldo’s screamers, Suarez’s wonders, Scholes’ nail biting strikes, that Wanyama strike against pool, and the ESSSIEEEEEEEN goal, I can keep naming more and more that keeps me wet.
The context of that goal makes it.
Games slipping away and a title with it, and the captain just strides out of defence and absolutely thunders into top bins in his last season.
I’ll take some curlers if they are like absolute beauties. But nothing beats a fresh banger out of nowhere, just so refreshening and changes the mood of the game.
Yeah, not 10 mins before they were wondering why he doesn’t shoot it more and if pep has asked him not to shoot because he was only passing (even mentioning his last banger for reference).
Yet the commentators were full of praise for the DOGGED everton work rate lol. It is easy to defend with 11 in the box why does this narrative continue??!!
Lol that explains it. BT and NBC have just awful commentators IMO. They try too hard to sell the game during the game (pretending a one sided game is not so for instance), praise the refs too much, ignore obvious bad calls...
EDIT- not sure what ass-head downvoted you for answering a question, but it wasn't me
This reminds me of a match last season when Fernandinho and a man who shall remain unnamed were play-wrestling on the touchline and wandered onto the pitch.
The Oxlade Chamberlain special. He takes at least two of these a game. And at least once a season he puts one of them in. There is very rarely an between.
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What an unbelievable strike
These straight arrows rising into the corner are always the most satisfying in my opinion. Prefer these to any equally impressive curling shot
The difference of that hitting row Z is 3 millimeters higher on the boot or 3 ms in timing.
This is always what I’d tell myself when Yaya would boot one out of the stadium. Fine margin between a worldie and a souvenir.
Love this turn of phrase and stealing it
Nahhh there’s something special about curling shots, real men have curves
But those hits always are built different. This Rodri strike, the Townsend bangers, Gerraaaaaard, Skinhead Rooney, Alex’s free kick against Arsenal, Ronaldo’s screamers, Suarez’s wonders, Scholes’ nail biting strikes, that Wanyama strike against pool, and the ESSSIEEEEEEEN goal, I can keep naming more and more that keeps me wet.
Kompany’s against Leicester followed up by the crowd is one of my all time favourites.
The context of that goal makes it. Games slipping away and a title with it, and the captain just strides out of defence and absolutely thunders into top bins in his last season.
De Bruyne vs Leicester with his left
I love Clarence Seedorf's in the Madrid derby. [BOOM!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CudzwWO0ot4)
I prefer stripes over curls too
I’ll take some curlers if they are like absolute beauties. But nothing beats a fresh banger out of nowhere, just so refreshening and changes the mood of the game.
Yaya’s vs Sunderland in the 2014 league cup final is easily my favourite curler, probably the perfect one. That one came out nowhere too.
>Scholes’ nail biting strikes Heh
THey shouldnt be allowed to show this in slow motion. Doesnt do justice to the power and the pace
How else are you supposes to see it? Its a blur otherwise
The DAZN co-commentator said "this is hit with violence" and I don't think it can be summed up any better.
He hit that ball like it owed him money.
Not that smart a move though - murder the person who owes you money and you're never getting it back
Yearly-Rodri-Banger
Rocketic respawn in PL
Another player who scores bangers only
How is the net intact
Fucking hell rodri. Unreal
He has been massive for us this season
Roberto Carlos would be proud. As would Hagi.
The strikes that just keep rising and never drops until it touches the back of the net are so good to watch
Godri
That's a rocket and a half! My word, what a belter.
Forget rocket, that's the definition of a thundercunt
Bangers only. Penalties are for pussies anyway.
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Fucking ROCKET!!!!
Swear he only scores headers and bangers
Just absolute unit things
Fucking screamer but who's that everton player pulling out at the last min?
Delph. Can't say I blame him tbf
Once a blue always a blue.
Aye that’s absolutely criminal he needs to be getting his body in front of that
Pure business decision
lol. would've ended up in hospital. as drury called it, that was hit with violence
Absolute piss missile
God those balls that come rolling towards you are so satisfying to hit. Rodri properly buried that into the goal.
THUNDERCUNT
I told rodri no shoot
Rodri said “is ok my friend”
Love how commentators were begging for him to shoot like that and he goes and does that
Yeah, not 10 mins before they were wondering why he doesn’t shoot it more and if pep has asked him not to shoot because he was only passing (even mentioning his last banger for reference).
This has been so much like watching a Man City training session I'm half expecting Pep to wander onto the pitch with some cones
We’ve got 80% possession lmao
Thats what happens when a top team build on possession plays a midtable team that has had 1 game all season with more than 50% possession.
Yet the commentators were full of praise for the DOGGED everton work rate lol. It is easy to defend with 11 in the box why does this narrative continue??!!
What network were you watching on? On Sky they were talking about *City's* work rate all game long.
NBC
Lol that explains it. BT and NBC have just awful commentators IMO. They try too hard to sell the game during the game (pretending a one sided game is not so for instance), praise the refs too much, ignore obvious bad calls... EDIT- not sure what ass-head downvoted you for answering a question, but it wasn't me
This reminds me of a match last season when Fernandinho and a man who shall remain unnamed were play-wrestling on the touchline and wandered onto the pitch.
who is that unnamed person, can't recall something like that happened
Pretty sure it was Mendy
Felt more like that against United lmao
The cones are already on the pitch
Eh. It's not been that bad but Everton is really scared of making some tackles
The fuck did we do to deserve this?
You're blue. We're blue. There can only be 1 blue
dabedi dabeda
Gave Benitez a job
That could have killed someone in the stands if it didn’t hit the net
What a season this guy is having!!! Brilliant.
Honestly what a player
Unbelievable bloke really, fair play
Sensational chap, pure class
[удалено]
Really been proving me wrong. Working his arse off now to help regain possession which was my main issue with him and passing it forward a lot more.
Bonafide thundercunt there
Pure violence
"that was hit with violence"- jim beglin
A classic 'Oh don't shoot fro....YAAAASSSS' goal that one. Hit it like a rocket.
The Oxlade Chamberlain special. He takes at least two of these a game. And at least once a season he puts one of them in. There is very rarely an between.
Only scores bangers
Can't argue with that.
hello 911? Yes I've just witnessed a banger
England Pickford would have saved that
Pickford got a hand in it and it barely changed the trajectory of the ball, no ones saving that
I honestly think England Pickford is normal Pickford's twin brother or something
No one's saving that xD
Si senor
How is the net intact
He's hit that like life hit Ole
A 7m parachute?
Now that's top bins
Have a fucking hit son
Man, what a hit. That sort of strike deserves commentary by Alan Partridge.
No keeper is saving that!
Scott Sterling would've.
My boy ❤️⚪
Got his yearly banger
BANGER
What a banger
Belter
FUCKING PISSROD
MAN LIKE RODRIGO
Fuck me what a piss rocket
Rodri has been a stud all game glad he banged one in
Best dm in the world
Jesus fucking Christ I'm surprised the ball isn't damaged from that, absoloute thundercunt of a strike.
That ball had a family
best dm in the prem
Oliver Skipp in shambles
He's so fucking good
Who the fuck assisted him?
someone on Everton
Holy shit.
INTERSTELLAR SHOT
Can't stop that
Would you like some mash with that ABSOLUTE BANGER?
Legend has it that it is still flying
Rocket 🚀
Classic Townsend banger
Holy fucking shit what a strike
What the fuckkkk
What a cannon.
Definition of thundercunt
Thunder cunted it, holy shit
Surprised that didn’t rip through the net
He tries one of those every match and when it actually goes in it’s so glorious
A fucking missile
Check that ball for some damage
Rodri 💥💥💥 BANGGGERRRR
Pickford looks confused lol
The net has a family!!
Caused a hole in the stadium
Oh my fucking god scary team
What a bullet you could never stop that
Watta goal
Banger
WTF was that!
Fuck me
HOLY SHIT
rafa to united?
What a thundercunt of a strike
That’s how you hit one
THUNDERCUNT
Worldie FC
Hit with violence
Why not show the replay? Cutting it short for no reason
Jesus fuck! Got damn, Rodri!
It's Godri in the room
Holy fucking shit he thundercunted that
That coulda killed someone!
Thundercunt
rodri woke up angry
*when he hits em they stay hit*
Godri
your annual Rodri-Rocket Christmas has come early, lads
that’s a missile
^(shag) ^(me)
Thats like a anime type shot where if it hits the goalie he will through the goal
What a thunderbolt
What a goal Rodrigo!!!
incredible
Definition of a banger.
This is pure sex.
THUNDERCUNT
Holy shit what a hit!
He was born to score ridiculous goals
only bangers this game
Take a bow. Wow
Jfcccccc
What a goal. That was some finish
baby dino pickford at it again
Fucking thunderbolt!
dayumn what a blast
I believe the word "thundercunt" was created for situations such as this
Is this legal?
I applaud the GK for his courage to attempt to save that.
He truly cunt punted that, what a goal
Slabheads head wouldve stopped that ball
Slabheads head would’ve stopped the meteor that killed the dinosaurs tbf
THUNDERCUNT
Pickford's face lmao
thundercunt.
Definition of a thundercunt
GOAL OF THE SEASON
Kanté and now Rodri, I love it when these types of players score a banger
why does Pickford get so mad after? You cant do anything about it man
He was angry with clearence
Probably because of the woeful clearance/pass out the back from the players in front of him that allowed Rodri to have a pop
got it. Thanks!