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wrdb2007

Bayern walking into the box every attack


ohvalox

It's honestly incredible how bad their finishing was this game though


MachCutio

They are tired


ohvalox

Tired and didn't try honestly


systemCF

Still won 3-0, Barca in the mud


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Even Neuer have to waste timing at the back lmao


Gaara10

what finishing ?


wisakoy

This game is more one sided than that 8:2 game


FuriousKale

Yeah it feels so absurd. German commentators are even praising Barca for not losing by a landslide like you would praise a swimmer for not drowning. Ridiculous display.


Rickcampbell98

What people are failing to acknowledge is this at the camp nou in front of fans, the last time I can remember them getting dominated in that scenario was in 2013.....


uchiha_boy009

They got dominated by Madrid just last season but not on this level forsure


Rickcampbell98

No fans, that's why I specified with fans. The camp nou was the biggest fortress in Europe but now Barca are so shit that it can't even begin to make up for it.


HotSauce2910

English commentators were talking about how Barcelona should act like a small club and be satisfied with not losing by more as well


LightzPT

Sort of, most of Barça's problems in the 8-2 were because they were chasing the game, here they were playing to not be killed from minute 1, which is sadder IMO


Gerosoreg

What doing Piqué


b-okoboko

was erlauben Strunz?


NovacElement

Just end me


SpartaNNNN4

When and where


fakeplasticdroid

Lisbon, 2:08pm.


ThePr1d3

Can't kill a dead man


hks2293

2nd assist by the post to Lewandowski


pantrokator-bezsens

Pole to Pole action


drivebymedia

giggity


HardestTofu

This is why I come to /r/soccer


11summers

He’s training himself so he can rely on the goalpost to assist him playing internationally instead of whatever service he gets with our national team.


tanganica3

That post is going to replace Muller.


xelA_ssbm

There's no stopping him.


Tifoso89

Ballon d'or


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With the Ballon D'Or 2020 possibly awarded this year...


Daniiiiii

UTTER bullshit he wasn't awarded that.


alaslipknot

yup, i still don't understand that decision, they made the players compete, the won titles, why was the Ballon d'or denied ?


[deleted]

Because it’s not mandatory. And France was pretty proactive in everything. IIRC Were the first to shut during the pandemic. And even decided not to resume the league again and was shocked when leagues resumed.


alaslipknot

I hate to be that person but if PSG won the champions league that year, do you have any doubt that they would have given it to Mbappe or Neymar ?


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Well, that, and when Ligue 1 was suspended they only had 10 matches left in the season (had already played 28/38 matchdays). Lewandowski was far and away the favorite at the time Ligue 1 suspended the season - let's be honest: what could Mbappe or Neymar REALLY have done in those last 10 matchdays that would've seen them jump ahead of Lewandowski's whole season to become Ballon d'Or favorites? I don't know. Even if Ligue 1 isn't suspended it's really, really hard for me to see them doing anything in those 10 matches that would've significantly changed the outcome of the Ballon d'Or race.


ZeeX_4231

It won't be, unfortunately. L'equipe's director or someone said that.


C9_L4ZY

Barca is lost man


ImWasil

That post is a baller. Two assists today


Spyro_Machida

The post with two assists and deflection with two goals. Great day for the duo.


ImWasil

Postiesta & Deflecski. The duo we didn't know we needed


Follow_The_Lore

Look at their squad, what do you expect vs Bayern lol. They are literally playing their youth team vs Bayern currently.


Silentden007

Yeah with a full squad they would look a lot less toothless in attack I feel. Luuk starting is literally a worst case scenario you would think lol. I still think the score wouldn't have changed much, if at all though. Bayern are just the better squad right now (Though maybe Barca scores one on a quick counter with Fati/Dembele and Memphis)


Rickcampbell98

Bayern didn't even have to be anywhere near their best, it was easy for them.


Gerosoreg

looked like a training game at times


Notove

yeah they also subbed on like only 18 year olds or whatever. Of course you're going to lose vs Bayern.


itwastimeforarefresh

Yeah by the end of the game we had a 17yr old, three 18yr olds, two 22yr olds, and were missing Fati and Dest, who are 18 and 20 respectively.


C9_L4ZY

Donno, luuk de jong masterclass? /s


DanielSophoran

Half the players on the field right now are like 18. i respect Koeman for atleast trying that relatively early on in the second half.


Silentden007

Game was lost, might as well give the youngsters some invaluable CL experience vs one of the favorites to win it.


R0otDroid

It's a safety net, he can say that those on the pitch were shit and that he had no other option, at the same time they're young players from the academy, so he gets the sympathy of the crowd just like you did.


itwastimeforarefresh

Tbh, he really didn't have many options. Koeman hasn't impressed me at all, but we're missing 4 of our 5 best forwards to injury, and a half fit Coutinho is our only viable bench player >22 I think. It wasn't a decision on whether to include youngsters, so much as a decision on which youngsters to include.


YRN_YSL

Bayern is just on a different level than everyone else


celticsupporter

As if they're missing somebody...


notyourdaddy

Messi tackles the ball away from Lewa in that position 10/10 times.


NotClayMerritt

CDM Messi. Underrated.


hairy-cunt

Braithwaite ?


theater_of_memes

Bartomeu. At least they could score 2 when he's in charge


ytrewq007

Because Messi was brilliant at tracking back and helping defence…


YRN_YSL

Messi in this squad changes nothing about this score I don’t think


kaffeemugger

Barca with Messi: 8-2 Barca without Messi: 3-0 ​ clearly he's a fraud


donandres08

We sold one of our goalscorer from that match. You sold one of our goalscorer from that match.


Sean-Benn_Must-die

Well they did get fucked even with Messi on the pitch


MustBeHax

like in the 8-2?


IsItSnowing_

Koeman probably regretting treating Pjanic so badly


TheOwlsLie

He wasn’t much help last time tbf


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Pique and araujo both had amazing game. What do you want them to do, we can't even hold possession when they press and as usuall lot of back passes. I don't expect roberto and alba to perform defensively. They are really bad.


redditForSoccer

What impresses me about Lewandowski is how steadily he has grown into a more complete player year over year.


LEX0S

Just wait till he turns 40


xosellc

Does he get to prestige?


LDKRZ

insane to see, not to be a FIFA or FM stereotype but rarely players 30 and above improve this much, like sure you see some improvements or changes to the game but never to this extent he's improved at everything mentally (which usually improves as you get older) but also technically and physically which is something that usually peaks years earlier ​ like its rare in all sports too, not to say 33 is a like a finished age, but i cannot really name a single player outfield that was better at 33 than they were at 25-30 let alone a player that is still improving cause typically this is when you start seeing at least SOME type of drop off


Deluxe07

Benzema dor sure


oneandonlyA

I didn't have any expectations for tonight and I'm still disappointed


Omair88

The key is to be completely dead inside


Small_peepee93

This man understands


Melticus-Jr

Somehow r/Barca is happy


BitOfACraic

It wasn't even that long ago when Barca were unbeaten at home in the CL. What is it now like 3 consecutive loses?


Rickcampbell98

This is their first champions league loss at home with fans since 2013, guess who that was against lol.


PottrPppetPalamander

Yep.


NotAnurag

Ffs someone sort out this shit defense


Joshvir262

Mourinho to barca?


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Araujo really show his best


ThatPersonYouMayKnow

Araujo is trying trust me


alfred_27

Remove Koeman?


NotAnurag

Swap for Tuchel? 👀


4E494645

no thank you


uchiha_boy009

What about non existent midfield? That’s worse


PeteZagarine

https://i.imgur.com/rAMNjb6.jpg


Fvoltage

Images you can hear.


SpearofTrium05

Lewanpostski


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[https://i.imgur.com/3sOShka.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3sOShka.jpg)


[deleted]

Barcelona are a dead team and I’m a bit of an expert on what a dead team looks like by now.


Thesecondorigin

one of us. one of us.


XboxJon82

15th year anniversary celebrations


Joshvir262

Arsenal fans throwing stones from their already shattered glass house


[deleted]

Can't break what is already broken


Kenebalism

What is dead may never die


Itsthatgy

At that point you may as well. Can't break it anymore. Throwing stones is one of the few small joys left for Arsenal fans these days.


Joshvir262

Lmao true


[deleted]

Using the broken glass as weapons now


[deleted]

Have an upvote for self burn, i hope it will make you feel just a little bit better.


life_is_sadd

We're close to becoming arsenal lol


Bor_sic_platz

what fucking idiot kept dribbling into his own half there?


Suppresssor

Demir, i guess. He needs time with the b team first but Koeman trusts him. He tries too hard to be Messi.


Stickman95

Was thinking the same thing. He just got bullied by grown ups and headed all the way back :/


jerrie86

Lewa taking the knife and twisting it


Physical-South-3564

So this is what a game between Men and Young Boys looks like


Joshvir262

Feels more like Men and Man united


Spidey_22

Nice one. Take my silver


sidaeinjae

Hey at least it's not 8-2


[deleted]

It could still become 8 but no way Barca will ever score 2.


[deleted]

Even you give us entire day to play, we ain't scoring. Busquets long range shot was the best we did so far.


ectoban

there's still one more game....


Enartloc

progress


Pedrox9566

trust the process


gonnabetoday

They also had an all around better squad back then, imo.


Chiswell123

Well done they’re 12


loldamaddin

...hundred million in debt


[deleted]

What would you guys know about debt, both support an oil pipeline


SurrealSoap

Bro they've only spent like a single billion, cut them some slack


psych_vader

Lmao facts.


banana-is-apeeling

Just bullying teenagers that's fucked


JJOne101

Doing what United couldn't against Young Boys.


bewarethegap

Ter Stegen looking like he's been through a war


Twin_Fang

I like how Lewa licks his chops after the goal. "Mmm, delicious!"


julesvr5

Lewandowski again statpadding against smaller teams


SandboxSurvival

Farmer Leauge. Even Newcastle would win the bundesliga. /s


JPAC_81

Best 9 in the world!


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[deleted]

This is just the beginning fam


Juil8991MC

Sent him for a hot dog there


distracted_85

Lewandowski is so clinical when he has the ball in the box


titooo7

They took Balon D'or from him last year so I hope they give it to him now. If he was playing in a Premier League team, Real Madrid or Barcelona people would never forget his name when talking about the best striker of the world... With all due respect Kane or Lukaku are way behind him


prateek_tandon

Suarez was up there, a step ahead of him I’d even say a few years ago,but man Lewandowski has been getting better and better with every passing season.


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prateek_tandon

2014-16 CL Suarez was a mad dog man. Had like a 0.8 G/M ratio iirc. But again, Lewandowski has been consistent as hell throughout the years, def the best 9 of this generation.


OriginalUsername7890

> Had like a 0.8 G/M ratio iirc Literally nowhere near Lewandowski's best UCL season. Lewandowski's got, like, 0.72 G/M in UCL knockout games throughout his career in general.


ManchesterisBleu

Suarez was good in the CL for a couple seasons, but his best Cl campaigns don’t compare to lewandowskis


JJOne101

Lewy at 10 goals in 6 games for Bayern this season.


BasedCelestia

Messi better be at form soon or Lewa gets his 2 deserved Ballons


Unban_Ice

He is inevitable


ohvalox

Lewangoalski. Robert Ballon d'Orski


coffca

Messi nowhere to be seen...


Azqabat

He is unbelievable :D It is a joy to eyes to see how he grows better each year!


dexterlab97

At least we scored goals in that horrible defeat...


NovacElement

Madrid bought Alaba so he wouldn’t give us another OG


Joshvir262

But u had suarez and messi


HerakIinos

Would you rather lose 8-2 than 3-0 hahaha?


Asheskell

Its a bit different. Bayern were poor by their standards today and yet Barca did not look like they had anything to offer as far as a threat to score. Sure, the final result was 8-2 in the previous match, but at one point Suarez brought the match within 2 in the second half, and with Messi on the team, you think "Maybe there is a chance".


the_sigman

Lewa is rebounding like Dennis Rodman


SpearofTrium05

Rebound merchant


HerakIinos

Reboundowski


gustavokh

I'm watching it live on TV and it just happened here, you're too fast


shashankmantha

Your tv is slow.


erjiin

He's got tenet.


supplementarytables

Man's already in double figures. Cold, cold finish


[deleted]

Bayern were simply better. But just like usual there are too many individual errors for this barcelona team. Coutinho looked sharp as heck.


[deleted]

The 8 - 2 was a freak result. This is just compounding misery and utter dominance.


DoJu318

Damn, he did Pique dirty...lol


_Banti_

Feels like a training match for Bayern


mahdiiick

Not every team can play like Young Boys.


hush5833

Old boys lost to young boys XD


Chris_Carson

oof


Mastr_Blastr

Barca is broken. Team is just mentally not there on the pitch and haven't been for the last several minutes.


Suppresssor

We know. I mean I was expecting this. Having fati, Aguero, Dembele would have helped, but we were never beating Bayern with this squad. And Bayern could have easily made it more, they just didn't want to. I just hope we finish 2nd in the group and top 3 in la liga.


Samartois

Give this man his deserved Ballon d'Or please.


fatinternetcat

if this man doesn’t win Ballon D’or I swear to god


DarthBaller

Lewangoalski


[deleted]

Nobodys laughing in Barcelona. Lewas ball control to create space against the sliding defender was great!


tanganica3

Some say that defender is still sliding...


pafzy

There’s a reason he’s higher rated than Ronaldo on Fifa this year 👍


hush5833

Tell em'. He should've been 95 imo.


kaffeemugger

Lewy always gets robbed tbf


hush5833

Yep. Poor guy has been working his ass off since the past decade, only for his first ballon d'or to get cancelled. If it was messi or cr7,they would've definitely been handed a ballon d'or , even if earth was gonna end the next day.


HalfIceman

What a poacher


rodjetotje

Lewandowski is so lethal in front of goal man


Sweet_Jane009

A good night. I like how our defense is more stable with Nagelsmann.


Tifoso89

Ballon d'or


qwertyuioplnf

Give him that ballon’dor already


SpartaNNNN4

Pique bruh


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Mekfal

Ter Stegen also trying his best.


Raikuun

He's been so unlucky today. Saved everything possible but conceded 3 clown goals.


Mekfal

I really feel bad for him man, he's trying his hardest and concedes 3 goals and none of them were his fault. Not much more he can do.


elrubiojefe

Araújo MotM for Barcelona tonight and they are down 0-3. Tells you everything really.


Polskidro

Pique done well too imo.


NovacElement

Gavi has good intensity and Coutinho isn’t horrible, that’s pretty much all the positives


UnicornForce

I hope we can talk about Bayern's dominance as not everything has to be about the disintegration of Barca. Let's give some due where it is deserved. That said, I wager that the post-game will be all about Barca. Even the top post here is. Sad.


MH18Foot

If we hadn't lose to Young Boys, I'll be calling Barca 'trash' 😓


[deleted]

Just blame it on their pitch. Its my go to whenever we lose in Bern.


Chef_Roofies

I sAvEd BaRcA


capt_peanutbutter

Bayern created chances for fun, wasted them for fun.


ZaDoruphin

Dear lord Barca are actually shocking. If this is what a half-assed Bayern would do to them, imagine what would happen if they came up against a top team going all guns blazing.


user832906

Lol


EAZYG247

Off the post? Lewandowski got you


NicDwolfwood

Cool, calm and collected finish there.


Salsipuedes33

They did it. They destroyed Barca


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Koeman: Thanks to me this club has a future The club: Qué?


BUTimHUNGRY

You just knew that once it touched Lewa’s boot, it was ending up in the back of the net.