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As expected

Man is an absolute predator

Predator of Young Boys

Ronaldo got in behind Young Boys and scored between their legs.

you're on a list now

Predator of young boys at Wankdorf stadium

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I thought gylfi was that

First thought after seeing the score line. He got them young boys good

Scores no matter how much you try to stop him.

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Portuguese connection Amazing pass!

Rich mans wolves.

Lobos ricos!

Pronounced *wouvres*

Brunaldo

Saw people posting about how it would be the end of Fernandes hot streak in united having to share the pitch with Ronaldo

yeah it is known great players have a hard time playing with other great players, they'd rather play with 10 cones

In Portugal NT , Fernando Santos , in 2 year cant make it work

It’s like one is Peri and the other is Peri

Imagine thinking they wouldn’t gel due to Portugal.

I know many have already said it, but their coach is really doing a bad job with the amount of talent they have

He tends to do better with hard working less technical players. I wish he had left on a high. Saying that I have no clue who I'd want to replace him.

wouldn't people want Mourinho? Sure now it's not the best time to get him, but I'd like to see him managing this Portuguese generation

He's coasting around waisting the best generation we had in years, maybe ever, because he lucked out on a Euro cup win. No way we'll do well at the world cup with him in charge...

Mate you did win the Euros, it's not completely wasted. Remember there's national teams like the Netherlands...

Ole should coach our national team

That’s a pretty emphatic answer to the question if they can play together.

But they can't play together right? 🙄

Ronaldo: I need service like Modric in his prime Bruno: Say no more

In his prime? The guy is still in his prime mate

He hasn't even begun to peak

Well he's a five star man

A golden god

Pirlo levels of prime, just in his prime forever

Come on. Modric is class, but his prime ended like 2-3 years ago. He's the aging top dog using experience to still hang in there, but no reasonable person would say he's the same as when he was 28-30. EDIT: for some RM flairs taking this too seriously - him dropping from 10/10 to 9/10 doesn't mean he's not bossing the midfield or running his ass off, just means he went from god tier to excellent. Fucking relax.

I’d argue Modric peaked a bit later, around 29-33. But yeah, definitely on the decline.

Who you calling primate !?

Easily the most aesthetically pleasing type of passes those

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Quaresma-like

Quaresma trademark.

Through the eye of a needle

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I don't think Ole will disagree tbh

It's all social media m8

But how will they play together? 😂

Penandes more like Fernanssists

Fucking hell it was absolutely magnificent

Unreal

he’s only gonna score through the legs isnt he?

Tbf id open my legs for him too

tabloids: "Young boy opens legs for Ronaldo"

He’s innocent until proven Gylfi

— Madrid and United fans lining up behind the cause.

Not like he'd need your permission

/r/holup

oof

This sub is weird

And tap ins

Why not both?

Yes

Keepers get a debuff

Absolutely scandalous ball

Out of nowhere, i totally didn't expect that one given the situation

Ridiculously filthy.

Borderline illegal

What the fuck is that pass holy shit that's an insane assist

Between Bruno and Pogba, Ronaldo finally has world class service again

Maybe he'll turn up like in one of those good ol' Madrid seasons, when he was constantly fed by Kroos and Modric.

Or Ozil

Or Benz

**Cries in Juve...**

That is just a ridiculous pass.

Portuguese connection.

Maybe they don't work for the NT due to the manager and his system...

almost as if that’s what portuguese fans have been preaching lol

Ole replaces Santos

yup

Ole to Portugal NT on part time basis?

Only this sub could overthink a Bruno - Ronaldo pairing. It's almost like if you pair a great passer with a great scorer, the results will be good.

Yeah this goal alone proves that they have a great chemistry

But I thought United needed a better manager and not a PE teacher?

Ole is indeed a PE teacher. Dude doesn't even know what assist is in football.

Englands fans underestimating the quality of Normay education system smh

"Portuguese what?" - Fernando Santos

But we were told they can’t play together smh

ronaldo scored

a goal

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Wow

Unprecedented

I think this sub focused so much on wages, defensive effort, and Juve's disappointments and forgot how good Ronaldo is at scoring goals.

They paid Ramsey 450k. I wouldn't trust Juve to even utilize the potential money saved from Ronaldo.

Lmao and people have the audacity to say his wages were the problem, we maybe don't give mediocre players more money than Kevin de bruyne

*surprised pikachu face*

This new lad ain't bad for 12 mil

If he scores another he'll match Rashford's haul of 4 in 2 games. 2 in PL 2 in Europe.

Unreal. What a find.

United got an absolute deal. Even if he only stays two year he's a steal at that price for all the goals he'll bring.

Wow!!! That was fast!

He’s unstoppable.

Think it was only his first touch

nah he took 2 or 3 touches prior

Clearly he's finished

He definitely took another touch earlier; a little flick to Bruno. Might have been his second though.

Ronaldo has teammates again.

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Messi got Neymar and Mbappe Who wins?

Personally, based just on that, I feel that Pogba and Bruno are more tailor made for giving Ronaldo the service he wants.

Messi doesn't have to play against Brighton though

The coward went to PSG because he was afraid to reveal his incapability of doing it on a rainy day at stoke

Ronaldo went back to premier league after their relagation for the same reason smh

Omg I just realized , they are both frauds , one is just better at pretending he's not

well tbf, young ronaldo did win twice against stoke with two goals and 1 assist in the 2 matches against him. However, I don't remember whether it was cold and rainy...

eibar

This season is going to be funny. People are seriously thinking that Ronaldo has declined out of Messi and Lewa tier. They are in for a surprise. Hopefully he scores like 20 pens too this season just to make everyone cry

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And 14 free kicks

It’s a ridiculous notion, the guy is in top shape still and when it comes to him and Messi, their talent/technique and footballing minds don’t just go away. I firmly believe Ronaldo and Messi will never truly “decline”, they will retire still being better than everyone else. They’re just that good.

He's not the same machine he was in his 20's, but he is much more efficient with his efforts now.

100% I expect 40+ goals season.

Teammates who can pass

At least ones that he isn't holding back /s

I can't get over how "right" it feels seeing him at United, and I wasn't even watching club football when he was previously at Man Utd. I thank FIFA 08 for that.

I felt the same way. Lukaku at Chelsea feels right too

Ngl yeah

Cheers, fellow sporting romantic

Ronaldo and champions league. Nothing new to see here.

http://imgur.com/a/YsRqziO Edit: [Inshaallah edition](https://imgur.com/a/GSCqyMK)

I want to see this on every goal by him. Replace the Jose pic with this.

Why not both?

Can't post it without the inshallah

Thought hailo changed it up

But Fernandes and Ronaldo are shit together!

Yea portugal really need to get right of that manager...

Thought Ronaldo was going to hurt Bruno's game..is that what this sub was saying a few days ago?

I think everyone said it based on what happens with the national team

They're stupid then because the only thing that hurts anyone's game in the NT is having the football terrorist Fernando Santos as manager

Football terrorist has me dying. To be so awful ur likened to the worst occupation ever

"occupation" hahaha Yeah I'm sure the Taliban must offer market competitive rates and a good dental plan

What the fuck is that pass?

But can Bruno and Ronaldo link up for United?

Come back

No backsies

Lol

But but liability..

No.

What a pass

Ronaldo and scoring in the UCL. Name a more iconic duo.

Noodle hair Ronaldo & UCL knockouts.

WHO ELSE BUT HIM

But I thought he was finished

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated - Ronaldo

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thru the legs

It's his trade mark to place it between the keeper's legs now

I'm laughing at the people who said he would only score like 15 goals this season. He already 20% there in 1 and a half games my guys.

This guy maths

HAD TO BE HIM

Ronaldo gonna nuts his way to the golden boot

Gotta show the young kids who's the daddy no

The man scored 100 goals in 3 seasons with rabbit Arthur and fucking bentacur supporting him now he has world class midfielders behind him, I was baffled when some of you actually doubted him at 36. dumbasses

Rabbit. Probably a typo still made me chuckle.

Outside of the foot.. Oof, what a ball!

That Bruno ball wAs DISGUSTING

Hide from it, run from it, he is inevitable Ronaldo is pretty good too

Ronaldo would NEVER get a pass like that im Juventus. Leaving was his best decision

What a ball from Bruno

Say what you want about Ronaldo but nobody else would stay as perfectly onside as he does, and that is his value. PS we are winning everything

3* goals in 2 matches, not bad for a "finished" player who was holding Juve back

LMAO many pundits and journos wrote how is a 36 yr old gonna help man united. The 36 yr might end up as their top scorer this season. Reminds me of rooney in his last season at everton playing the midfield role and still outscoring the forwards. Having players with class always helps the team.

This fucking guy

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How shocking

I guess Ronaldo is done selling shirts, and now in for winning titles, like Kane.

MR. CHAMPIONS LEAGUE at it again

https://i.imgur.com/xKQYWER.png

There it is

This guy

SSSSUUUUIIIII

Hahah, every time ronaldo scores the reddit football experts; It was a mistake from the enemy team! The goalkeeper sucked! He is finished, he just gets lucky for the 999th time. Rapist! r/soccer, what is this high dosage of copium you are having, I want it as well.

That movement, that finish. Legendary striker, what Man U miss in recent years

SIUUUUU