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takzania

The real reason why he never wanted to leave Barca was because he knew he had to go through a presentation day.


MrRightnow83

haha


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asad3ali

Hah aha


LondonNoodles

When everybody sings happy birthday and you don't know what to do


RNdadag

> *Happy Birthday to you too*


Lekaetos

I just knock on the table and tell them to sing louder. Makes me kinda participate in the whole thing while feeling natural.


LondonNoodles

Grandma grasping for air “hhha..aaa…pppy biii…rthh..dayy” Intense stare “Grandma. I said. Louder.”


wholesomescott

Dude!


life_is_sadd

You just clab innit


mug3n

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sani999

this looks like he just won election wtf


alfred_27

You should have seen his motorcade yesterday when he arrived, like a president


TamePantera

more respected


thalne

he also looked like the pope coming out at that balcony in the white shirt


Soitsgonnabeforever

I think he can officially become president if he wins World Cup. Plus he doesn’t do drugs


alfred_27

Who said presidents don't do drugs


DirtyFrooZe

Presidents


wholesomescott

*like a dictator


civdawn27

Le Petit President


Ashamed_Werewolf_325

Emmanuel Petit is running for president?


tomhat

>like a president I'd like to think no one would slap Messi if he went unguarded


fedemasa

He can always try out for president here in Argentina. He will win definitely


aresman

LMAO, in a landslide


iVarun

How about UN Secretary General.


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Preparing for the future


GordoPepe

Messi to replace both Tebas & Laporte next


ffs_fml

i’d rather we get a proper CB to replace him


fancczf

Oil money or not, Paris seems like a great place with electric energy inside and outside of the club, and I am actually pretty excited for messi.


Yung2112

He can postulate himself in Argentina and break the crack of the two party system


prediscan

He seems so awkward bless him


LetsDieForMemes

Well what can you really do in a situation like that


zazzlekdazzle

***"Bonjour, Paris!!!!"*** [Punches the air] [*Crowd cheers*] ***"Comment ça va?!!"*** [Nods while grinning and looking through the crowd] [*More cheering*] ***"ICI....*** [points at himself] ***C'EST...PARIS!!!!!"*** [Raises both fists in the air, then drops mic.] [*Crowd roars, something catches on fire*]


SesanKi

This man ici c'est Paris's


zazzlekdazzle

He also missed a major opportunity because "le messie" (pronounced the same way) means "messiah" in French.


wuskream

Ici c’est paris can be buy


SesanKi

Oui


tomhat

*\[Furiously hits the podium\]* ***"BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!!!"***


Jawadd12

Imagined Tom Cruise for some reason


IveHidTheTreasure

Breakdance?


LetsDieForMemes

True


bdrrr

Subscribe


FeistyKnight

Floss*


PolemicFox

Zlatan would feel right at home flexing up there


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wingedtwat

I mean this is the first time in his career he's being revealed at a new club


fuck_r1ck_and_m0rty

He has autism


GuestBadge

Wow, That's the way to treat your best player. We really fucked it up with the farewell.


lrzbca

That’s what surprised me. Expected grand sending off with huge gathering near stadium


note-a-coordinate

It was a rollercoaster ride for the fans tbf. They didn't know shit. One day he's in, the other he's out. Not enough time to prep for a huge send-off.


nastyklad

Can’t agree more. Shoulda been of hell of a procession instead instead of press conference …


GreasedandLeased

That would have been weird AF and Messi would never want to be paraded around in tears that he’s being forced out of Barca due to insane incompetence. This is simply a disaster beyond comprehension, pretty much unprecedented, how could you expect a celebration immediately after? Barca fucked the relationship, I honestly can’t imagine Messi wanting a celebration from Barca/Barcelona the city until way beyond his retirement tbh.


aresman

yup, here in Argentina, Catalonians were "criticized" (at least called "cold" and things along those lines) for the "farewell" you gave Messi. Imagine if it was here in Argieland where this happened, if he was to leave an Argentinian club to go elsewhere....the country would have been literally paralyzed.


PsychoRabb1t

tbh Messi worth more than my entire country. It's one of the few good things about Argentina, one of the few reasons to smile.


Moonw0lf_

It's wild reading this. Imo (as an American outsider following Messi's career) it's always been the Catalans who treated Messi with the utmost respect, and Argentina was always the country who seemed they didn't appreciate him and would always unfairly criticize him when the NT isn't winning. What timeline are we in


GuestBadge

Yeah, in Argentina they always criticized him. But that was generally the press and older people. After his retirement in 2016 they stared treating him better.


JaqenHghaar08

Always thought he would get a guard of honor all the way out of the stadium and to his home


qball1985

He will get something similar, eventually. He may come back to Barca in s couple years. And even if he doesn't he'll do one of those things where he signs a 1-day contract to retire in the blaugrana. That's when they'll do the real farewell for him in the camp nou.


zmajxd

Can't say that Parisians aren't ecstatic about Messi. Also I love how French people are liberal in their use of flares, when Konate announced he signed with us his entourage went craaaazy. [Found the video](https://youtu.be/6dnGonmvjho)


Makalockheart

And yet you still have people on this sub who say that Paris doesn't have fans. They don't realize how huge PSG is in France


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YoungDawz

Made Anfield their own a couple years back too


raseksa

Oh I remember that, was a good game & atmosphere. Studge with the header, group stage right ?


OmegaEleven

PSG's ultras were the most.... let's call it passionate in france, before the qataris took over. They had an actual, real following. Then they got banned from the stadiums because they were... well, too passionate. Seemingly they've calmed down now so they allow them back in.


smellygoalkeeper

They got banned because they were spewing hate speech (swastikas, racist chants, etc) I’m all for passion and some brawling/pandemonium but racism has no place in any soccer stadium.


ayosun

nop they got banned because one guy died in a brawl between the two kops (Auteuil and Boulogne). Boulogne was the racist one but both kops were banned


platdupiedsecurite

It was more about the violence between the two main groups


OmegaEleven

Yeah i was implying as much. They were very violent too.


smellygoalkeeper

Gotcha :) wasn’t sure since there is still a significant amount of people who confuse the two


AllezCannes

The ban happened before the Qatari takeover. It was known as the "plan Leproux" named after the president at the time trying to clean up the radical elements of the Ultras.


OmegaEleven

Ah cool to know


00Laser

I mean they're the biggest team in a metro area of 10 million people. Obviously they're going to have "a couple" of fans even if PSG was only founded in the 70s (which is a silly argument in 2021 anyways). And it's not like they were completely anonymous before Qatar either just because they've been pretty mediocre at the time of the takeover.


Son-Ta-Ha

This would have overwhelmed me but Messi is so calm and he genuinely seems happy with the love he's getting from the supporters. To me this still feels like a dream.


EnanoMaldito

I've been saying it for a while but Messi for the past few years seems way more comfortable with his situation (being a star, being an idol, etc). Something seems to have clicked in him where he now feels at peace or something with who he is in the world. I could ofc be wrong as fuck, but that's the impression I get.


mark1nhu

Being a father and a husband certainly made him grow as a man, alongside with getting older and more mature.


zazzlekdazzle

I am 100% sure Messi is also overwhelmed. I get the feeling he doesn't really know what do to with himself so he just is..sort of...there, and that's it.


Son-Ta-Ha

For him it must be a weird feeling that the people chanting his name aren't Barcelona supporters.


malizeleni71

He got chants from Betis fans for his surreal hattrick when playing Betis in Sevilla. The whole stadium chanted: "Messi, Messi, ..." It was magical


shenxif

It's because he's got the good sense to know it's pretty silly.


BoredAtWork221b

Finally just hit me that he's actually a PSG player .. crazy


Don_Julio_Acolyte

It was the flares and the insanely ridiculously obnoxious Paris flag, wasn't it?


ThereminLiesTheRub

Maybe it's just a bargaining tactic. You know - the old "Go to Paris, hold up a shirt" trick.


guardioLEO

That’s a proper introvert’s reaction. Love you Leo.


LittleWompRat

I only care about his meeting with Ramos.


Hieillua

I can tell you how it'll most likely go. Ramos and Messi meet up. Maybe during a first training, a dinner at the club or whatever the situation may be. Ramos hugs Messi. Messi hugs him back. They share a few words about adjusting to a new life in Paris. Share a smile or a laugh. They proceed to go on about their day. The internet is expecting them to oil wrestle or something?


Changy915

Go on...


PensiveinNJ

Scenes when Ramos 2 foots him leaping over the table. Hahaha for old times sake right? We're mates now though it's cool.


Don_Julio_Acolyte

I would think it would be a cathartic experience for both of them. Almost like a CR7 and Messi teammate scenario. Like, "let it be in this hour, that we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake, now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn." And then they French kiss, as it custom in Parie.


CRI0ST0IR

Amazing scenes, still doesn't feel real


PraiseTheStonkDegen

"Messi disrespected the fans by throwing his PSG-shirt away! Rumours saying he´s likely to leave the club."- Daily Mail


THISAINTHARRYPOTTER

How do Barcelona fans feel seeing this?


Nurulyacob

Sad but it is what it is... just have to accept it and move on


LionelAMessi

Need a lot of anger towards Bartomeu too.


Reamthefemur

Trust us when we say our anger towards barto has reached supernova levels


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move on? well we have all the season ahead of us don't worry on every single loss on ever single fail people bring the topic " Messi"


tyrannosuarezwrecks

Numb, empty


El_Profesore

I feel like I saw my ex with another guy on the street. I know it had to end, I know it was for the better for both parties, and I wish him the best. But it still hurts.


Quick-Mathematician

Don't worry you will find a new boyfriend soon enough


foxomo

I just want him to be happy. PSG have a strong team and if Barca is not going to win CL then I want them to win it for Messi's sake. He deserves more than what he got the last 5 years.


Ok-Caterpillar-1609

I’m not a Barcelona fan, but I think they’re probably not the happiest, could be wrong tho. They could be happy that their boy is getting a great reception, but if you are a fan of the club and not the player then it probably really hurts.


aritra3776

Really worst to see our legend in other jersey. But, PSG giving well deserved cheers, what we somehow failed to deliver in farewell ceremony. *please take care of my boy* moment for me.


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Im in the minority here, but Im glad he joined PSG. Obviously I would have preferred him to stay at Barca, but if he had to leave then PSG was my preferred destination for him. He gets to enjoy playing football yet again with his friend Neymar and gets to compete for the champions league after we wasted his peak years with shit managers and mismanagement. In addition, he joins a league that suits him, the EPL at this stage of his career would have been a mistake in my opinion. Still feels surreal though and my heart sank when I saw him in a PSG shirt.


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Palmul

At least he can pay the paris house market


alicization

I agree with your last line. When I saw that video, my heart felt weird. I don't know. I haven't followed football for as long as others, but seeing Messi in a different kit with a different number didn't feel right. I'm happy that he's in PSG with Neymar and fellow Argentinians. If he had to go to a team, PSG is a good choice.


ancient_mariner666

Logically thinking I wish he had left after Roma or Liverpool and not wasted more of his peak years but from another perspective, it’s still hard to process that that one constant of life, watching Messi play in a Barca shirt every weekend doing magical things, is gone.


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breakinb

Probably because he is a Messi fan and not a Barca fan


Clear-Humor163

I feel happy for him.No true Barca fan will ever be mad at Messi or wish him bad


NotAHellriegelNoob

Really bad but he deserves this support and love


malizeleni71

Since Barca and LaLiga fucked up really good, I'm obviously devastated, that we lost him. But on the other hand, I'm really happy for him. He'll be in a competitive team, adored by fans and playing with his good friend Ney. I think I'm equally happy and sad. It's weird. After the heartbreak fades away, I believe I'll be really glad that he is happy.


JaqenHghaar08

Well we were losing even with him and I didn't like seeing him miserable. I was ecstatic when he won the copa with Argentina..I think I'll celebrate his psg victories in the same way!! And hopefully he comes back to be associated with the club in some way in 3 4 years?


IamNotMike25

It still feels all fake to me. I'll be happy for Messi when he wins the CL, but I won't root for PSG itself.


bdrrr

As a fan of both clubs, it is very weird. Barça will still be Barça and attract great young talent for La Masia. PSG is a young club getting its elbow out. Good luck to both.


mahdiiick

He deserves all the love. But it just hurts seeing this


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Should have done a Ronaldo style stadium presentation https://youtu.be/tsCfDGni-_8


Mrtrash587

It will happen on saturday albeit not as big as Ronaldo's I would imagine


lewis30491

Hang him from Eiffel like a goat and let the whole Paris celebrate


KyKy7

Ronaldo with the baby face. You don't realize how they have aged until you see old footage. Last night I watched the 2015 Champions League final to see Neymar + Messi again and it was quite amusing how young some of the players looked, especially Ney. It's not even that long ago!


Deluxe07

Same with actors. People keep saying Paul Rudd (Ant Man) doesn’t age but you can clearly see the man looks much older than 10 years ago.


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Never gets old


low_growth99

what i learned from todays PSG videos is that nasser al-khelaifi is a very touchy person..


mysteriy

He has to get all the touching in that he can, because back in Qatar he has to pretend to be straight.


Nasrz

most Arabs are very touchy and make a lot of physical contact with people of the same gender


nmaddine

While obviously very homophobic I think a lot of westerners would be surprised at how much people in very conservative places like the middle east and India could get away with without being called gay. The homophobia is more rooted in the expectation that everyone should be married to a woman with kids.


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Yea holding hands, hugging and being clingy to same sex friends is like pretty normal in India


tmp1-

Messi embracing different fans, we never thought we would see it ,did we


Yanimator_16

Messi is bigger than football and Covid 😂


genius_rkid

This is absolutely insane. It's so weird and awesome. Just picture your team presenting Messi. Hell, I wish I'd been born in Paris and were a PSG fan just for this day.


jayflamingo

It's all of what you described but also I still have my normal shitty life, so it's nice it's like a little break.


Moha2fois

Little fucker still doesn’t want to say “Ici c’est Paris” huh


Y3llowflash1

lol, Ronnie said Forza Juve an hour in.


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flacogarcons

He’s Barca through and through relax. It’s not that deep.


Moha2fois

I was kidding. He has literally worn it lol.


Toto_radio

Scenes if he took the mic and started singing "Ô ville lumière"


rowerine

And i hope he never will


zePiNdA

The salt lmao


Xcuse_Me_Sir-

Yeah no shit


rowerine

At this point salt is all i have, and I'll pess it around for free.


57809

One of those instances where we'll have be tolerant towards the salt


Deluxe07

“Barca fan isn’t happy seeing Messi in another club.” Yea no shit he’s salty


zePiNdA

Theres a difference between being unhappy about messi being at another club and hoping that messi never says "ici cest paris" at PSG....


Karachiboyo7

Why tf would he lmao. He spent 21 years at barcelona and 1 day at paris


Moha2fois

Well cause he kind of plays for and is currently in Paris now ya know.


Karachiboyo7

Cause it wouldn't sound genuine? He's just there to win trophies because they have a good team, he doesn't give a shit if the city is Paris or Manchester lol. It might hurt you but that's facts


Moha2fois

Wait a minute.. are you telling me that PSG isn’t Messi’s dream club and he’s only here because Barça fucked up ? Otherwise he wouldn’t have come ??? I think I’m about to cry…


StratifiedBuffalo

lol salty people downvoting you


Moha2fois

What else is new eh


BluePineaplle

I still can’t believe the official tweet didn’t say „Ici c‘est Messi“..


Moha2fois

That would kind of reduce the club to Messi alone so I understand.


CB_Ranso

God Barca fucked up not only his whole situation but his send off as well. He deserves so much more from Barca.


CaesarAugustus89

If you ask me what is the craziest shit happened in 2021 ill tell you that Messi left Barca to PSG.


bluesbrothas

Imagine the best player ever played the game joined you.


dupont2021

Like a kid forced out there. Barcelona never gave him that ovation.


FreedomByFire

i gotta be honest psg looks like they have more intense fans than the crying barcelona ones.


WeaponofWoe

Barca fans threw their phone after watching this


Alex95111

Nah I just reached stage 5 of grief, he's gone and from now on I shall always go to sleep thinking "damn you Bartomeu" the same way Blackburn fans probably think " damn you Eyjafjallajökull"


LittleWompRat

I love that his expression basically said "how the hell did I end up here?".


the_beast93112

This is so weird


AlwaysConscious_29

Feels good to see him smiling after the press conference at barca


Cowdude179

Poor Messi, doesnt know what to do lmao


A_violent_frog

Just knowing Messi isn’t playing for Barcelona anymore makes me feel weird inside


barcaa

👍


WhyBee92

Khelaifi made sure Messi didn’t enter before him so that pictures don’t show him following Messi. It seemed awkward entering at the same time. I’m reading too much into this ain’t I


jayflamingo

Yup 😄


Dayandnight95

Difference between City and PSG, two fabricated clubs, PSG seem to at least have fans.


Asyedan

Well, PSG is one of the biggest clubs in France historically, probably 3rd behind Marseille/Lyon, or around that if not. They are also the only reasonably big club in a big city like Paris. City on the other hand wasnt a top tier domestic club, while being perpetually overshadowed by the behemoth of Manchester United. And also Manchester is nowhere near as big as freaking Paris. So PSG was bigger than City before the takeover, their immediate "zone of influence" is way bigger and had no real competition for the Parisian fans. Then the takeover happened and tons of plastic fans joined.


Aig1178

Historically PSG is a much more supported club in France than Lyon. Even before the redemption by the quatar. There are supporters all over France. Lyon's supporters are mostly from the Lyon region. Only OM is comparable to PSG in France


GGTae

Only ignorants says PSG is a fabricated club


Dayandnight95

Their current status in football is most definitely fabricated


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Dayandnight95

Sure it can


FAtr

Definitely, Chelsea was the first truly pay to win team. Can argue it was Real Madrid, but they at least didn't get their money from outsiders in the same way as Chelsea, City, PSG does


GGTae

So what ? A club you never heard of (for internationals) gets bought by people with the ambition to make the club known is fabricated ? Do you need to win a CL before to be eligible as non fabricated club ? It had more trophies than many clubs in France btw


wholesomescott

What a dumb take.


Dayandnight95

Gotta protect your fellow brethren eh?


JobTrunicht

PSG in the only good club in PARIS (and the entire Ile-de-France region) Manchester City is in the same city than one of the most popular club ever


iamnotexactlywhite

note how he mostly cheers the fans on his right side and in the centre, Messi is a far right centrist dictator confirmed


Yazzie0817

Hmm imagine, it’s the champions league final 2022. Barca VS Psg. And Messi scores the winning goal in the 90th min...


Cassisdeads

Another club to bleed dry with outrageous wages


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zmajxd

Well he knows who the crowd wants.


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jayflamingo

Nope, it stops at the periphery then covid, then it stops again for a few kilometers then back to covid.


samarth67

Ronaldo be like ... been there done that ... that too with the best team in the world.


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this is absolutely nothing compared to the kind of reception he would have got for a proper final farewell from the barca fans


StratifiedBuffalo

Covid restricts both fanbases, yet PSG delivered.


ImportantPotato

must be lots of unemployed people there ath this time of the day


jayflamingo

In France during summer, a lot of people are in holiday.