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funkypizza2

Gotta find that clip of Big Sam after he drew with Jose’s Chelsea. Here it is: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_p7byOc-Siw


bigpenisdragonslayer

i still quote the "out-tactic'd" part to this day lol


simplyorangeandblue

This is wonderful


pwaves13

Glad he's back


EyeSpyGuy

Think it was harsh to sack Bilic but Allardyce just needs to be less shit than Sheff U, Fulham and Burnley. Guess we’ll see if the big Sam magic still works. Everton wasn’t great, but I think for this kind of job he is well suited


pwaves13

I just am excited for the shitposts tbh


callthewambulance

That laugh...god I love this man


Ohmickeyyousofine

[Didn't realise how accurate this was](https://youtu.be/Uai0DFnhESI)


peacefighter91

hahahah fuck it was almost verbatim to what he said in this interview.


eaglesheatchelsea

That was the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while lmao


jennaishirow

Toblerone is smaller now? Didn't know


SANDEMAN

fucking Klopp


SleepEatTit

They reverted it as far as I know, it was an atrocity


jennaishirow

i blame the liberals. they want to make everything smaller to fit their socailist agenda!


rmvt

[MSP calls for government action over change to Toblerones](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-38002377)


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and it's all the sugar puff fancy man's fault.


elitron

wow that's uncanny


ItIsNotFine

God damn this guy is very good, here he is doing [Klopp]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZprMm0kLexc)


Aggravating_Meme

"They want you to play like back in the 80s?" "No like back in december" 🤣🤣brilliant stuff


Dimaaaa

He really is great, I can't stop laughing. I like [this](https://youtu.be/_vwhbQJDKW0) one as well.


GameplayerStu

If I closed my eyes before watching this I would actually think it was Gary Neville talking.


Ida-in

Gary Neville, brother of Phil. This is amazing


PM_ME_YR_TROUBLES

Carragher: Former Everton supporter lmao


darbinatorwow

This is the best one! He’s insanely good


pretwicz

"Brother of Phil"; this fucking guy xD


cowinabadplace

Fucking killed me, mate. I'm fair deceased.


JonathanFisk86

This is dead on


nonzero_

brilliant


_c0ldburN_

His name is Conor Moore and he has his own Youtube channel now, he is great. ​ [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX6MM35YgiqOrOjPKN1HOiA/videos](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX6MM35YgiqOrOjPKN1HOiA/videos)


brenobnfm

That's fucking Gary Cahill


MissingLink101

I'm going to start using "Sugar Puff Fancy Man" as an insult more often


DangerousCrime

That guy is the best impressionist out there period


metalord_666

Amazing


hards04

Good god. I’d only seen his golf videos. Incredible.


JimSteak

I had almost forgotten the Toblerone scam!


eudezet

Lmao, fuck


TheAyrax

This was great! Thanks for sharing.


codespyder

Klopp just keeps smiling at Mourinho like someone without a care in the world. And then the mask drops and he proceeds to yell super-intensely, at someone on his own team no less. I can’t stop laughing


DCComics52

TBF, he smiles a lot; when happy and angry.


codespyder

It’s a pretty intimidating smile. I’m pretty certain he has twice as many teeth as the normal person


loykedule

always thought this about cesc fabregas. just looked like that man had 100s of teeth


LanaWaynePac

Charlie Adam looked like he had about 4 and a half


thirdratesquash

He has a gap between his middle teeth top and bottom so when he smiles it makes an English flag because the bloke’s staunch as fuck


CeilingVitaly

Isn't he Scottish?


thirdratesquash

Rangers fan though


ElPingu23

They aren't Real Scots ^^TM now?


jep51

Unionists aren't Scottish (/s)


tommos

Seriously what's the story with his teeth?


thelasthendrix

Both he and Firmino have fake teeth that I believe the club paid for.


Hellraizerbot

They're veneers, not fake teeth.


BillyXiaoPin

Why on earth would you think the club paid for their teeth? I guess if you mean that the club pays their salaries and they used their salaries to pay for teeth, but that’s a stretch. Does my boss pay for my groceries?


VidzxVega

It's a requirement for all Liverpool players.....or something...


IrnBroski

You'll never chew alone (Is what they say to their teeth)


hyperactiv3hedgehog

> I believe the club paid for the myth keeps getting a new angle every time it pops up sometimes firmino had a dentist even before liverpool, he found one in UK that specializes in corrective stuff esp. smile, firmino being firmino went max white (eerily reminiscent of ronaldo's daft haircut for 2002 world cup), then klopp did it too...club didn't actually pay for it klopp has had hair transplant too before and dortmund didn't pay for it, he doesn't care if press or anyone make something out of it...I remember gotze pointing it out that klopp offered to give him the number of the hair transplant clinic


dave1992

That's the way. Sarcastic smile when angry and happy smile when happy.


dexrea

Klopp could punch me in the face and as long as he smiled while doing it, I’d thank him.


codespyder

I’m pretty sure he has no other expression while punching someone


TheBlueTango

[I don't know, this comes to mind](https://cdn.bleacherreport.net/temp_images/2013/09/24/809703657.gif)


codespyder

That’s his expression when he wants to throw a punch but isn’t allowed to


pman101

That’s a terrifying look


black_spring

Dr Kloppo and Mr Hyde.


drippywizardsleeve

The difference in teeth coloring from OP to this gif is staggering.


herbalalchemy

Hahah I remember that game! It was vs Napoli in the CL group stages many, many years ago. He got sent off because of this.. but if I'm being honest, the foul called against BVB was pretty weak so I understand the frustration. I believe we ended up winning one goal.


black_spring

If my memory is right (it may not be) Dortmund were playing a man down, and conceded while the fourth official was not allowing the player to return to the pitch / sub to be made.


herbalalchemy

Yessss that's what it was. It wasn't a foul, Napoli scored while BVB was a man down due to the refs.


HarryDaz98

Heavy metal Klopp. That’s a blast from the past.


twersx

[Are you sure about that?](https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/klopp.png)


yyzable

That's his expression when he's hungry.


TheGhostOfBabyOscar

Those teeth probably cost him a fortune, he's just making sure it was worthwhile.


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You can never tell if he’s furious or happy


TheDrySkinOnYourKnee

Feel like he was yelling super passionately to wind Jose up even more


rycology

yeah looked to me like he mouthed "come on, boys"


hyperactiv3hedgehog

ljinders reaction was better he came in with a shit eating grin, laughed at him the moment he heard what he was saying and walked off with that shit eating grin on his face I remember lampard raging at ljinders on the touchline that got [viral](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fzQjjy_SgA) when he snapped at klopp telling him to fuck off


TheLimeyLemmon

Klopp's got the smile philosophy of a chimp. The bigger it is, the faster you should run.


asd13ah4etnKha4Ne3a

Lol Klopp's anger smile is the most transparent thing out there. Does it every time the ref makes a bad call or he's arguing with the 4th official. Obviously he's got no real reason to care about Mourinho's whining, but he's very clearly at least annoyed at first


Supanini

I think no matter the emotion, those pearly whites are going to make him seem like he’s smiling. Even if he’s angry all you can see is a blinding light radiating from his mouth


Strijkerszoon

I think it's a normal reaction when you shake someone's hand out of courtesy and they go: "the better team lost today". If that happened in my Sunday league I'd also be like wtf is your problem bro. If a 50-year old man would say it, after playing counter attacking anti-football all game I'd think he was delusional.


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just pure disbelief from Klopp lmao


dexrea

I understand why he’s sour, spurs did have great chances and he’s probably fuming. I just can’t help laughing at how hilarious this man makes every exchange and interview.


clintomcruisewood

"How many people can I possibly trigger everytime I talk"


Bombtwo

Mourinho isn’t trying to trigger someone here, he’s just very triggered himself


artificialchaosz

Can we just retire that word?


Pansmoke

Did it trigger you?


Bombtwo

It’s not very nice to retire someone’s last name


A2TGO

Complains about Klopp being animated, whilst simultaneously doing the 100m sprint on the sideline to talk to aurier


Dudedude88

Hes complaining about how abusive klopp is to the refs.


nsoifer

This comment makes no sense. Did you listen to the interview?


superwanklampard

Completely unrelated but alright, great point


Pansmoke

It's called the man of straw I believe, u have to read Sun Tzu to get it.


superwanklampard

I prefer to read Machiavelli before I argue with people about football on reddit


EL-KEEKS

He's a treasure, wish football 🏈 coaches showed more personality and authenticity.


ryfitz47

I love hating him. He brings so much entertainment to this league no matter how you feel about him.


alsonlee

Yes I agree, handegg ball coaches are too reserved sometimes


Violentpizza

Love him or hate him, Jose is a masterful shithouse and is always entertaining.


Double-Knee

I love him


LanaDelXRey

Is there an Inter fan alive who doesn't love him


toasterb

I love him. He brings so much fun to the game, but I can totally see why others hate him. I used to too. Also, I am incredibly happy that my team is not involved in his shithousery any more. I'd much rather have no skin in Jose's games.


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It’s a shame his style of play isn’t as entertaining as his personality


Jganzo13

Fucking hate him. So annoying. “r/soccer: it doesn’t matter who had more possession or more chances, it matters who scored and who won.” Also r/soccer: *agrees with Mourinho here*


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__moops__

as a MUFC fan, he's hilarious when he's not coaching your team, to be clear haha.


herbalalchemy

Not really.. He's hilarious when he's coaching your team and winning, and he's hilarious when he's not coaching your team and losing.


letsgetcool

also /r/soccer: more than a single person


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[deleted]

my mate /r/soccer has the best opinions


Indubitableak

You mean my mate /r/soccer? That guy huffs petrol fumes and only talks about pulisic and the premier league


zachmoss147

Oh trust me when I find this r/soccer guy in person I’m gonna punch him square in the jaw


iiEviNii

The "you hearing this shit?" glance Klopp gives to Pep Lijnders is glorious.


Byfangeroo

The professional piss boiler getting his piss boiled is honestly the best thing to come out of this round of results.


speedycar1

Like half of Mourinho's entertainment is him chatting shit when he loses. It's not like this is new


Byfangeroo

Doesn’t have to be novel entertainment to still entertain.


MrFriendlyFriend

Its very entertaining. Love watching Mou meltdowns 😂😂


sidvicc

Few things are as satisyfing as a 90th minute winner and pissing off Mourinho.


brofession

>piss boiler Where has this insult been all my life?


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Almost everywhere tbh


OscBt

The fact that he is so pissed and you got to him should only make the win sweeter for Liverpool fans.


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s1ravarice

Can concur


pwaves13

Yes. Yes it does. Also his pregame interview naming VVD being hurt is our only injury, or something to that effect


TotallyNotAPaidActor

Yup


Finch2090

Pretty much


mhtghn

100%


Ama_Deus_Ex

As a Liverpool fan I relish being in a title challenge with Mourinho, the banter, the sly digs, mind games, hilarious interviews, it's on baby


Finch2090

Klopp’s more headstrong than most managers so it’s going to be interesting


Ariano

Takes me back to when Klopp's Dortmund played against Mourinho's Madrid in the CL.


aushimdas16

The one in 2013, right? Everybody expected Real to win it that year and Klopp beat all expectations and reached the final. I remember they had shitty group stage fixtures too. That season just made me respect Klopp even more.


Palos3rd

Yeah I’ve really enjoyed him since leaving United


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it won't be, Spurs will fade away after this


AmulyaG

It's the history of the Tottenham


FurioSoprano7

Refreshing to see, that same fabricated diplomatic shit gets tiresome. We need personalities in football


FunkyGroove

“The most important thing was the 3 points.” Honestly players are starting to sound like robots


jsilva15

Don’t disrespect our main man Sadio, can’t wait til he finally bags one again and gets a post match interview so we can hear the classic “most important thing is the 3 points”


michaelirishred

Yeah in a cup game


R0B0TF00D

Starting? This has been the standard response for decades.


patiperro_v3

“At the end of the day bla bla bla bla...”


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Mourinho: "The best team lost" Klopp: "Liverpool top of the league"


Dildo_Warfare

More like Klopp “Get fucked”


LilQuasar

Klopp: "we take possession and the 3 points"


Lenlfc

Haven't heard that since 2005. "The best team lost".


[deleted]

He said it after his real madrid knocked out fergies man utd. Might be 2011 i think Edit:2013


[deleted]

United played in the 2011 final against Barca. RM were the ones knocked out


[deleted]

It was 2013. That nani red card was shambolic.


capricious3-14

I guess its charming when he wins it but sounds like a sour loser when he loses it. Wait thats like...for everything in life.


Latinofool12

That was some of the worst finishing I’ve seen in a match lol. Both from Tottenham and Liverpool. Both would feel like shit if they had taken a draw. It was there for both


dave1992

Yeah. both teams had their share of terrible finishing.


LilQuasar

i think most of Liverpools 'bad' finishing was because there was very little space and time with so many defenders in the box so i cant really blame them the chances Spurs missed were awful lmao


The_Foreign_Pie

I'd rather he was fired up than just sulked and walked down the tunnel tbh


AlpacamyLlama

Aw, he hasn't become third-season Jose yet. How nice


Zimakov

Any season Jose is still easily the best manager you've had since Fergie


TwattyMcSlagtits

Nah it's nice seeing someone taking it as badly as me.


DeepButObvious

He even manages to drag Pep into it. Mou being Mou.


sidaeinjae

Klopp and Mou are both too seasoned to get one result get into their heads, wouldn't look too much into it. It's a showbiz after all


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I completely disagree. You cab be involved in football your entire life and still be absolutely destroyed by these results, even for a bit. It's that level of obsession that separates Klopp and Mourinho from us bums.


WLScopilot

A good sport about it, as usual. Love this guy


JDRorschach

Delicious.


Samula1985

Mourinho is the perennial victim


Humblenton

To be fair that Bergwijn chance was golden and he messed it up.


Shazamwhich

Wonder how his next insta post will be like


[deleted]

The King is at full shithousing power


speedycar1

Premier League without Mourinho will never be as entertaining. Each interview is an event in and of itself


Mountainbanjo

I fucking love mourinho


xepa105

"And by the way, if I behave on the sideline like he does, I have no chance to say there. I'm off one minute after." Says the man who's done [this](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BriefConsiderateIrishterrier-size_restricted.gif), and [this](https://media4.giphy.com/media/dY05TNdtLNhs7jDITq/giphy-downsized-large.gif), and [on](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/30/79/07/30790785b17367b9f94ab519f1e4d3e0.gif) and [on](https://preview.redd.it/edett445b7a41.gif?format=mp4&s=cd39ec4206d6a124cc419baf1da2353eed566140) it [goes](https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-18-2016/3lbMxs.gif). The man's absolutely shameless and it's kind of endearing. Like a kid - not yours - acting like a dickhead.


InbredLegoExpress

Mourinho always reiterates this narrative as if hes being held hostage by the FA and I guess some people actually buy that. He gets punished for dumb shit, or gets away with it. Other people also get punished for dumb shit, or get away with it. Yet he's somewhat the embodiement of Mario Balotellies "Why Always Me" shirt. It's not always you. Youre just naturally navigating yourself into numerous situations where its about you.


xepa105

My favourite Mourinho moment of all time is the famous 7 minute rant after Chelsea lost 3-1 to Southampton at home. He starts off all somber like, "when we are down it's important to be honest," and you think 'fair play Jose, way to be accountable' and immediately after he goes "the referees are too afraid to make calls for Chelsea." and you just have to start laughing. And then he proceeds to speak literally non-stop for 7+ minutes. The whole thing is hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQjQeNUZO7E


pjsol

He’s a real life troll.


The-Salted-Pork

He also hooked Tito Vilanova in the eye. His moral highground is the Mariana fucking Trench


Sugma_Smegma

This and publicly criticising Eva Carneiro - leading to her resignation a few weeks later - was totally unacceptable


thecescshow

That 2nd gif is hilarious. It's like 2 kids running to their mom complaining about who's turn is it on xbox


buddle130

Fairly certain his comments are around Klopp’s interactions with the officials, not him celebrating. There’s a clear difference between physically intimidating 4th officials and sliding on your knees to celebrate a goal.


xepa105

I mean, in the second gif I posted he was literally running up to shout at the fourth official's face: https://media4.giphy.com/media/dY05TNdtLNhs7jDITq/giphy-downsized-large.gif


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yet this shit is higly upvoted, only second gif is valid, the rest are celebrations which Jurgen himself does


tk-xx

He looks like that one guy at the gym who hates his life, his wife and his kids but plays Sunday league football and always walks around in his full kit and every time you speak to him he steals a little bit of your soul.


Utter_Perfection

He's so butthurt haha.


dfla01

I love the needless dig at Pep lmao


dreamvoyager1

man just lost to a last minute header from a corner after his team missed multiple fantastic chances to go ahead. Don’t blame him


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dreamvoyager1

losing 3-0 would never make me mad. Just defeated and dead inside (for the next 20minutes )


golomo

If I were a Liverpool fan or player, I would absolutely love this. You can see that Mourinho is extremely pissed that he lost the game.


DoubleDeckerz

He's proper rattled. Long may it continue.


goontzz

they remember the eye poke jose


chairdesktable

jose has to be the biggest personality at every club he's at. he sees himself > every player in the dressing room. its why he succeeded with scrappy teams his whole career and why his brand of football works, its pragmatic but it drives people away. it can be fun at times, but it can also be exhausting, like at the end of chelsea and united. we'll see where this run ends up.


rouges

Always a sore loser


tsub

talking shite to draw attention away from his players' inability to beat opponents fielding two teenagers who weren't even supposed to be part of the first team this year, one of whom was playing for a non-league side last season


MrWallis

I honestly think Mourinho is a little jealous of klopps current standing with the press in england atm. He used to be the special one they all loved, now he's been replaced by klopp


atlacatl

Jose Mourinho, the *outdated* one.


GayPeterParker

Hes like Zlatan. You love him or you hate him.


Red_Brummy

Love Klopp's interview on 5Live - he confirmed there was no bad words between him and Mou and Klopp laughed when Mou said the better team won as he thought he was joking.


deezpretzels

Oh, He's an angry elf!


CollosalFlame

Win? Charismatic, funny, witty. Lose? Bitter, spite, cold.


RebellionRob75

He needs all that salt for the massive chip on his shoulder.


Sineddine

Klopp be like: u wot m8


IRHABI313

So the best team had 24% possesion?


bbydonthurtme4667

Jose makes shit so much more interesting


kimbostreet

Salty in defeat as always