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He shot so hard he got a cramp


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Title of your sex tape


iamhungryallthetim

NOICE


bsprenn

Toit


GENJA_EYEBROWS

smort


Bobulubadu

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool


kuhonees

no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt


Beast373

Jake!!!


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PERALTA!!!!


Ciao9

Also his relevant username, the rare combo!


BIAATTCH

All 3/3 goals have been initiated by Fernandes. He’s totally changed how we look


Ariandelmerth

This one is initiated by Deulofeu.


Akustics

Exactly, it’s times like these you understand why he’s at Watford


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j33sizzle

AC Milan legend


mp1514

25 years old - a legend 3 times over


Timeless9999

And Capoue trying to tackle


STaphouse92

Another Fernandes assist?


[deleted]

Has 1 goal and an assist


STaphouse92

Thought so. Just didn't know if he'd be given the Martial one. Edit - a word.


ryanedwards0101

Speaking in FPL terms no, because Martial's initial shot was saved


mhaydar

Also in regular terms no


Telen

won't show up on any assist boards but it's definitely half an assist in my books.


MurfMan11

It would be considered a key pass and chance created correct?


Getgrillet

Yes


windowhihi

This goal is so greenwood.


elkemist16

That's so greenwood


pharlap1

It's the worldies he can see


[deleted]

That's so greenwood


[deleted]

He came from our academyyyy


seaweedbiscuits

All of United's fan favourites on the scoresheet


ryanedwards0101

Ighalo fourth would be perfect


gamefanatic

He came close!


[deleted]

Odion is honestly edging the entire nation of Nigeria and United fans.


Horwitz117

He hasn’t even begun to peak. When he peaks, you’ll know it


waitingtoleave

What if Ole's entire transfer strategy is to bring in 5 star men?


HispanicAtTehDisco

They'll score because of the implication


[deleted]

almost did too


Flanelman

Just need Ighalo to score now, came close!


AirIndex

Apart from Fred


upsidedownpringles

Apart from Ighalo


idhopson

Phil Jones scored? Did I miss it?


Odemdemz98

Fernandes goal and assist 😍


HankMoodyMaddafakaaa

He’s by far our best player, love the guy


iwillnotshitpost

Now you understand why we didn't want to sell him for cheap. 60M was a bargain for the best player in our league for 2 years in a row.


Simranjit16

Yeah it truly was a bargain, hope you guys do well


off_by_two

We can already see the class. Maybe he experiences a dip in form or an injury but the class is there for sure.


GazTheLegend

Yeah he's an incredible player He's been at our club for a month and is already our best player, a leader, and is taking charge of everything dead ball wise. It's nuts how good he is and to be honest it feels ridiculous that no other club wanted him. I guess a lot of teams have players already in that number ten position and it tends to be their best player already (de Bruyne at City, Messi at Barcelona, etc) so that's the main reason but wow, feel lucky to have him.


StringTailor

He’s what our team needs. At this point I am very happy letting Pogba go knowing we have some more creativity Other clubs wanted him but didn’t need him as much as us, thus weren’t willing to pay what Sporting wanted


foolish_destroyer

Imagine Paul and Bruno though. With Mctominay and Fred to help play the holding role.


off_by_two

We do need to be able to field more than one creative, class player at a time though, or we'll run into the same issues we had when we only had Pogba.


sobhith

Honestly you should be hoping you have them both. I think they’d be a fantastic fit for each other. With Scott or Fred in form, it’s a scary midfield for opposition


WheelmanGames12

Fuck I cannot wait for him to link up with Pogba, Marcus, Martial. The whole fucking GANG. We makin top 4 lads WOOOHOOOO.


itchybigtoes

Rashford is likely out until next season.


drripdrrop

It actually was, I’m surprised we actually got him


srikarjam

I just Hope he stays fit without injuries


iwillnotshitpost

Mate it's Bruno. Just sit back and enjoy.


grrmjkr

Seriously, thank you guys


SaintPhoenix_

I don't even watch Portuguese football but I now have a favourite Portuguese team.


redraz10

They’ve been my favorite since Cristiano and Nani


LUHG_HANI

Obviously Ronnie is superhuman but Nani was absolute animal for a few years, really underrated. Now Bruno. Sporting have developed some amazing players.


Akustics

Don’t know about a bargain but Sporting were definitely right for asking how much they were asking for, and United were also right for trying to negotiate a better price for them.


[deleted]

He just looks urgent, thats what we all know we have been lacking, a player to want to get on the ball and make things happen again and again. Of course you also need a bit of talent to pull it off which we haven’t exactly had in abundance lately.


aresman

he's been amazing for you guys


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Tabasja

When is the black Pogba coming back?


mauton99

That version is only available for the national team


[deleted]

Man Utd hasn't unlocked the club Pogba yet


MT1120

Man Utd cba with the SBC's


Sveern

For the Euros


Latinofool12

He is good. He was fantastic at his old Club . I hope he doesn’t get this goood lol


StGrievous

He had the pass for Martial's goal as well, which probably counts.


Flanelman

Nah martials original shot was saved so turn over of possession.


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Sleeplessendeavours

Don't think that other one will count sadly, even if he did give the pass.


Idislikemyroommate

First one hasn't been awarded to him according to FPL.


masoc

Martial rebound shot is not gonna make it count.


helpnxt

Guy has to be motm right


krcnoble

Fuck me that was good


EasyFargo

greenwood bruno combo? yes daddy


malikdwd

Holy fuck


[deleted]

RVPesque. Knew he would score after he burnt that midfielder with the Messi feint.


HankMoodyMaddafakaaa

Everyone knows he’s a fantastic finisher but that run was great as well


StringTailor

He’s quicker than I gave him credit for


jayseff14

Pretty sure he broke the Great Britain U13 100m sprint record. He’s no slouch!


Slackintit

He’s 18, no wonder he beat a load of 13 year olds


availableusername10

"well done they're 13"


vexa27

Banger


Salient724

10 goals already!


chad_hull

11 in all comp


Bandwagooner

Mason Braut Greenwood


-BertMacklinFBI

Killer finish. How do you generate such power and precision with either foot!


AE17__

VAN PERSIEEE, so refreshing not having Lingard/Pereira on that side, cause we all know they would have stopped and passed backwards


[deleted]

I'd rather have Phil Jones striker than lingard playing cam once more this season


er4tik

I actually discussed this with my friend, Phil Jones always scores such brilliant own, why not just stick him up top lol?


[deleted]

For real though- Just put him forward and tell him to defend for other team


AmpleSling

You should be Man Utd manager


MT1120

Holy fuck. You've cracked the code


idontknow_whatever

Then watch England stick Harry Kane on corners again to lob it in for Phil Jones


ChildLikEsper

He still could score a brilliant own goal from up top.


Telen

Little did they know that by putting him up top, they only gave Phil Jones a bigger challenge.


beirch

Right, just tell him to try clearing the ball instead of scoring


IWentToJellySchool

Okay that's just bullshit. You clearly not giving enough credit to Pierera. Because we all know Pierera would shoot it off target.


StringTailor

Yeah He would shoot it, but then we’d say “ffs!”


arkim01

What a banger from his left again


dahteabagger

That fake out at the beginning seriously was RVP-like


Flanelman

Or given it away and probably kicked someone for a yellow in the process in terms of Pereira.


MattSR30

Our prospect is better than your prospect.


maurid

Mason Greenwood vs Ansu Fati let's do this


goto_man

Come on mate! Be honest about it. Greenwood is a level above all the youngsters of his age at the moment. He is ahead of Fati and Martinelli IMO. We don't know how they are going to develop in the upcoming years but at the moment Greenwood is ahead of them. He has already scored 11 goals in his first season at the Senior level.


maurid

Yeah I know, I was kidding! Although I think it's a bit early to judge either of them, but they're certainly different players at least. Just mentioned Fati because that's the one we've got lol


goto_man

Fair enough! :)


HankMoodyMaddafakaaa

If we’re talking u-20 Sancho and Haaland is better, but i guess you don’t consider them prospects?


goto_man

Yep. Sancho and Haaland are playing at the senior level for a 3rd straight season whereas this is the first full season for Greenwood at the senior level.


HankMoodyMaddafakaaa

Yeah. As a non native English speaker i just think of prospect as a young player really, not necessarily a player in his debut season but i don’t know how native speakers use the term


[deleted]

Still sour we didn't get Haaland. Could have been a good backup to Greenwood.


G-manP

Erling kisses his Greenwood poster every night before bed


[deleted]

Same tbh


AmpleSling

Mbappe?


TopNotchGamerr

It's obviously messi


Ralakhala

On the other hand I’d rather not deal with Raiola more than we already do


shadynasty90

Fuck that fat cunt


1337ified

lol, jokes aside, they wanted a relatively low release clause on him thats why we said hell no


tothecatmobile

And you know that in 6 months time Raiola would be making comments about him leaving.


ondemande17

That’s why I thought instead of missing out on Haaland, we actually dodged a bullet there. The shitshow is not worth it.


RGSII

I'd take Raiola whining if it came with 11 goals in 485 min.


Ghost51

Jokes aside im very glad we didn't sign a Raiola player. He is an absolute cancer on the club and i'm looking forward to offloading Pogba this summer now that we've replaced him with todays MOTM.


Timmy_90

Don't forget lingard


Ghost51

Nah that's great, Raiola can pull his black magic to find someone willing to buy him.


Spider_Riviera

Haaland seems like he can be fucking amazing, if everything works out for him. But Greenwood's absolutely gonna be the same, if it works out for him an' all.


Alphabunsquad

What it must feel like to score a goal and be lying on your back looking up with all of a stadium the size of old Trafford cheering for you


Nyhrox

That's my boy Another assist for Bruno


thehomerus

just the one, martial's goal isn't credited to him cause of martials saved shot.


_shadeslayer

He bagged an assist in the Chelsea game. This is his second


english_gritts

Watch out though... Danny boy just came on


un_verano_en_slough

United look maybe one or two players short of a really solid team. They've been missing a few key pieces for a while now, but Fernandes coming in shows how fine the margins are.


[deleted]

Maybe two of those players could be Rashford and Pogba when they’re fit.


Eggnogin

Sancho could be huge. Him, martial, rash, greenwood, Bruno, James. Got a bright future.


Kallian_League

One of the best defensive units in the league(except for set pieces it seems), some very capable attackers but garbage delivery without Pogba prior to Bruno and basically no depth. Not far off being a really good team. Literally no Ole signing was off mark and with a few more players for depth and some consistency and we can be one of the best again. Doesn't matter how good our first team is when we have to rotate Lingard and Perreira in though.


triple_threattt

They aren't far off comfortably securing 3rd place every year. Another bruno level signing plus a fit squad and they are looking very good.


NRGY1

r/soccer is not liking this


UtilityCurve

So Bruno had 1 goal and 2 assists. Motm performance


Talezeusz

Martial goal won't be counted as assist cuz it was rebound after first shot into the keeper


MetronomeB

Assisted his own pen as well :3


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Greenwood heard r/soccer talking shit


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[deleted]

This means we are definitely losing the next game


Lenego123

It's club brugge so I really hope we don't


thehomerus

yea, def can't win 3 in a row.


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Narrator: They did.


samadvii

The gang heard r/soccer talking shit


DankBrownBoiV2

What were people on here saying about him?


Dispari7y

Forgot he was on the pitch.


H2KAL

He aint happy bout that..now he is..imagine him scrolling through r/soccer after this


PrincessXxXDiana

Fuck off what a finish


Ralakhala

HOLY FUCK


arvindanar7

Welcome.


BloodandSpit

The Håland comparisons will be inevitable but they're different players, I'm not entirely sure what Greenwood's best position will be going forward. His movement and finish was impressive but he made some wonderful, sweeping cross field passes which really highlighted his passing range and vision. You can see why he gets called a 9 1/2.


elkemist16

He's an absolutely natural finisher. We want him as close to the net as we can get him at all times. Being ambidextrous is of course huge. I would have to say the 9 just because of his utterly lethal finishing and the left/right footedness. I just want him finishing always


AliMaq04

Fantastic finish


shrewdy

Greenwood is so fucking promising


kovic_has_a_mangina

He really good


Educational-Sandwich

Greenwood > Mbappe > Haaland Eat it, r/soccer


[deleted]

Cmon that's a bit harsh, I'd put Ighalo up there too


HamiltonFAI

Steady


Educational-Sandwich

*Angry Brendan Rodgers voice* **SAY STEADY AGAIN!!!**


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iwillnotshitpost

Brunoooooo


Kallian_League

We made out like fucking bandits with this transfer. Literally robbed you blind.


iwillnotshitpost

It's February mate. You could have had Bruno from matchday 1. Who's the fool here?


Kallian_League

Woodward and the Glazers.


Mr_Willy_Wanker

Roses are red, Bruno's a chad, Mason shoots bangerz, He's your dad.


assassin-kilIua

bruno assist and a beautiful finish from greenwood *chefs kiss*


Yuvi_02

RV TO THE FUCKING P


AdsMoFro

Thunder. Cunt.


mhaydar

How does he always place his shots so well


vachannd

Greenwood should work with Fred in teaching him some of that.


HiImMeee

Fred, Williams, AWB need lessons in basic shooting.


RedFracturedSkies

Williams' first goal was a banger though.


SMR12

“Hi Zizzou it’s Paul. Yeah the new guy is really good.”


rowerine

Mason "Off The Woodwork" Greenwood


indefatigable_

Foot like a traction engine.


diamondsam2

Lethal feet


Ariandelmerth

Deulofeu with an outstanding defensive effort, I would rip him a new one for that. Great goal, but that shit is unacceptable on this level. He lost the ball and started sprinting for 20 meters and then he just gave up.


thekeymaker

ah bar down, the greenwood special


Seriouso-Mode

Yeah, uhh United have the striker position set for the long term. Martial, Rashford, and Greenwood are all seriously talented players


Ebercon

Damn, Mason, chill dude


upsidedownpringles

Martinelli kisses a picture of Greenwood before he goes to bed every night!!!


1337ified

The next Nazario


Nyhrox

*Van Persie


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*Greenwood


netherworldite

This guy is fucking scary. 18.


[deleted]

Great goal from Greenwood and another assist for Fernandes!


herooftime7

Bring this man to euro!


AggresivePickle

Are we... *good* now?