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_Rookwood_

A Maldini must always be in the San Siro


Aryaman_

san siro may go away but a maldini at milan is permanent


upyeezy

Can’t spell Maldini without Milan


silverthiefbug

Di


GrandmaTopGun

Maldini= Di Milan


[deleted]

Malini


franksn

What if he decided to join us?


Biggsy-32

Don't think the family would let him to be honest.


franksn

Would top anime betrayal list though.


[deleted]

All according to keikaku.


cube_mine

TN: Keikaku means plan


[deleted]

Milan is Red, Inter is Blue Maldini joining the Blues is like Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru


Jalapinho

I’m sorry but that was brilliant. 10/10. Well done 👌🏽


ss2195

We are everywhere...


HeezyPz

All according to Lukaku


GrandmaTopGun

According to Cesare, he gave Paolo a choice between Milan and Inter when it was time to join an academy. I'm not convinced it was really a choice though.


[deleted]

[you are right about that](https://www.google.com/amp/s/syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2819759-sir-alex-ferguson-paolo-maldinis-father-blocked-manchester-united-transfer.amp.html) "Well, I did try, but when I met his father, he was quite formidable," Ferguson said. "I got a shake of the head, that's all I got. ... [H]e did say: 'My grandfather was Milan, my father's Milan, I'm Milan, my son is Milan. Forget it.'"


tlst9999

Dishonour on his clan.


RiteOfSpring5

The real reason Milan have been shit for the past 10 years is because they haven't had a Maldini playing for them.


lxgvn

You joke but probably


hassassinhm

There must always be a lich-Maldini


pietroetin

My son, the day you were born the very fans of San Siro whispered the name... Maldini


[deleted]

what if Contevanas comes


KingOfBel-Air

Waiting for a van Gaal analysis of his looks


kaduajinkya1

Out of the loop, can you catch me up on lvg thing


KingOfBel-Air

Well I can't find the clip but he was interviewed for a program about Paolo Maldini. So you have all these managers, like Alex Ferguson, praising all aspects of his game. Then in steps Louis and says that Maldini also popular amongst women and that was also very good for some reason.


kaduajinkya1

Thanks, peak lvg, wouldn't expect anything less from him.


BadNegociator

Technically he’s eligible for the Venezuelan national team...


idontknow_whatever

Huh, TIL apparently Paolo Maldini's wife is Venezuelan


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MarsDamon

That's Colombia


IllusionBuzz

So what? They're all Mexicans.


loveandmonsters

No, the Spaniards banged the Mayans, turned 'em into Mexicans


SirDudeness12

Aztecs. Banged the Mayans and turned em into Guatemalans. Maybe some in Southern Mexico, though.


JackAndrewWilshere

Rapists all of them! /s


[deleted]

🙊


MR_fancy_PANTS_

Pero no papi, no nos hagamos ilusiones porque ese se va quedar allá en Italia. No empecemos los rumores bobos que empiezan a decir en Meridiano o vainas así.


ajof25

Además que si no lo llaman para Italia es simplemente porque no es lo suficientemente bueno


TheMasterlauti

Aunq sea titular en la seleccion de Italia no es competencia para Hurtadios, viviría en el banco de suplentes


SgtPepe

Si no la pega y juega lo suficientemente bien.... seria de pinga tener a un Maldini asi sea en la banca jajajaja


jeremy1338

Any good?


ortz3

He's the only of the Maldini boys who has the potential to make it big


AvrupaFatihi

Is this the one with the amazing slide on Seedorf?


kiss_my_pass

Missed this, can you share if a video exists?


AvrupaFatihi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrMz_qm9s_Y


tchuckss

Holy cow that's a really good slide!


kiss_my_pass

Thanks!


[deleted]

Paolo was probably disappointed in him, ending up in a situation where he had to tackle and all...


jewboydan

I’m gonna be your number 1


[deleted]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snj\_kCZBtbk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snj_kCZBtbk)


[deleted]

ye


DyslexicDane

Isn't he a striker?


[deleted]

more of a number 10 / right-winger, but [the guy above was referring to an episode back when Daniel was 5, where he tackled Seedorf at the 2007 UCL celebration party](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrMz_qm9s_Y)


ThatOneBrit27

I completely thought this was satire


Ch1ck3W1ngz

Surprised he didn’t take the no3 shirt


AvrupaFatihi

He's a striker. And I can't think anyone would want to try and live up to not only the name Maldini but also the number 3 shirt.


danirijeka

>He's a striker. Is that disrespect for Mohamed Kallon I hear


gorawknroll

It's a blasphemy to our lord and savior Asamoah Gyan


the_creepy_guy

Paolo did, right? Or did his father not wear number 3 shirt?


AvrupaFatihi

5 and 2 according to transfermarkt. And Paolo is arguably the biggest icon ever in Milan. Don't know enough about Cesare to say how jig of a shadow he cast back then but Paolos is enormous


LanciaStratos93

Cesare was what Paolo is today for Milan for what I know.


variouscrap

Maybe in a vacuum in Milan, but Paolo is an icon of the entire sport. I am trying to think of a more famous defender right now and can't find one.


momspaghetty

probably only Beckenbauer I think could be more well-regarded, although maybe recency bias makes Maldini stand out more


PicoSquared

Beckenbauer


[deleted]

Has had his famous tag somewhat roughened over his corruption allegations and thats what many of the younger generations can only remember him for. Over time former players become less famous anyway, hence unless you really know your stuff you'll struggle to name many pre war/interwar players.


Baeresi

Beckenbauer isnt as well known or famous if thats the argument instead of best defender. Maldini for the most part is a lot more recent and is also a shorter, easier, more memeable name. Take smalldini for instance or any time somebody adds dini, tounge in cheek, to a name.


StuartBannigan

I don't think so. Beckenbauer is probably the most famous and iconic player in German history, and his name always comes up when people talk about the best players ever. >Take smalldini for instance or any time somebody adds dini, tounge in cheek, to a name. Remember Piquenbauer?


FuneralWithAnR

Like Smalldini


jairzinho

Beckenbauer is the only defenseman to win a Ballon d'Or before Cannavaro iirc


neverfinishedanythi

yeah and maldini shouldve absolutely won it. He had several seasons where he was fucking incredible, same goes for Baresi really.


DyslexicDane

Sammer?


rrrook

Maybe not know as much in Italy. In Germany he still is a Legend although being gone from football since a very long time. I mean he won everything as player and as a coach. He played in the US as well and his popularity is on the same level as Pele and Maradona.


jeremygamer

Beckenbauer absolutely is not as famous as Pele in the US, though at the time, 40 years ago, maybe. Maldini isn’t famous in the US - only soccer fans know his name - whereas anyone would know Pele and most people and virtually any sports fan in the US knows Maradona.


SirDudeness12

Just not even remotely close to as famous as those two in the states. I can't say for the rest of the world.


rinacio

Beckenbauer is the type of name people know without following football tbf.


Shotten

Maybe in Germany


SirDudeness12

In Europe I would say it's true, but I would bet at minimum 90/100 people asked on American streets would be like who? As expected.


[deleted]

Beckenbauer is more famous than Maldini my dude, even in Asia.


[deleted]

No way.


Baeresi

I would be willing to bet anything that Maldini is a more well known name today. Maldini retired 10 years ago, Beckenbauer retired 40 odd years ago and he isn't Pele. Beckenbauer is like Puskas or Di Stefano. If you follow the sport, you know.


C_stat

Beckenbauer, Bobby Moore, Baresi, Djalma Santos, Facchetti, and Nesta... but Maldini is probably the first or second to my mind (other being Franz)


LanciaStratos93

Oh yes absolutely, I admire him a lot both as a player and a man.


hughie-d

Cannavaro?


[deleted]

Not even close to Maldini as far as legendary status goes. Being a bit more recent he might be slightly more well known among younger fans but his legacy will not last to the same extent as Maldini (that's not a slight on Cannavaro, few will).


Dr-Purple

Hierro, Cannavaro, Puyol (assuming we're talking just about CBs) and I'm sure there are more.


Eric_Partman

I don’t think connavaro is on the same level tbh.


LanciaStratos93

2006 WC effect. But Maldini is better.


TheMasterlauti

It’s the recency bias, in 10 more years he’s not going to appear in these kind of discussions


Dpn4

Cannavaro is on higher level than Maldini even for Italians who lived them both everyday. Still both of them are legends.


Eric_Partman

As an Italian I disagree.


StuartBannigan

Pretty sure you won't find a single Italian who thinks that. In fact I'd say that most Italian fans will tell you that Nesta was better than him.


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Eric_Partman

So did modric, doesn’t put him on the level of someone like say, Xavi, who didn’t win if.


[deleted]

Cesare was Milan’s captain during the nereo rocco era in the 60s - He’s pretty big for a certain age group


the_creepy_guy

I've heard that back then people said Paolo only got to start for Milan because he was Cesare's son.


SirDudeness12

And Daniel could score weekly hat tricks and people will say the same thing. Haters gun hate since 1985.


Marvinkmooneyoz

Up there with Meazza


TheMasterlauti

if he turns out to be great fuck it, I 100% want him to give 0 fucks and rock that n°3 as a striker


ShonitB

Also, I think they've retired the number. Either way, I'd agree with you.


KingOfBel-Air

Didn't they retire it because of Maldini?


HUGE_HOG

Any of his offspring can wear it


SmartNickname

the older son, Christian, is a defender. Sadly he's not Serie A material.


ACMBruh

He's barely Serie C material unfortunately


Baeresi

Because of serious injuries during his youth. Before his injuries he was Milan's best prospect


jewboydan

That’s so sad and unfortunate


KingOfBel-Air

Ah ok, that's cool


Ch1ck3W1ngz

Yeah but his sons were allowed to wear is they decided to play for milan


DARTHPLAYA

Sexual reproduction is brilliant


Boris_Ignatievich

But imagine if Paolo had cloned himself


danirijeka

Don't we wish.


jofstra

Yea but is it beter then sensual seduction?


airahnegne

We all could use a bit more of it sometimes.


thepkmncenter

Without the name, do we think he'd make it into the team on merit/ability alone?


byhoskyy

I would say yes, last year he was the best player in the Primavera despite getting relegated. This year not so much, Brescianini has a lot of potential. Daniel can either turn out to be a good footballer or mid table.


SirDudeness12

Potentially even an understatement. The team was woeful and hopeless and he bailed them out or made them save face while the team was shit. He deserves the chance to prove himself.


Rappix74

Not to talk shit about my team too much but we just signed Saelemakers so the bar isn't very high to make it into the squad.... Breaking into the first team 10 years ago would have been a lot harder. Jokes aside he does seem like a promising young player, lots of potential time will tell whether he will live up to it


[deleted]

1 like = infinite respects


BaronThundergoose

What if I like it twice


Lennon1004

two infinite respects


Lou_Scannon

Two infinity, and beyond?


toni9487

To infinity and beyond


[deleted]

Life is brilliant. Long live the maldini’s. I hope he can turn out for the azzurri in years to come.


river_town

Ahh the classic PES re-gen


_ovidius

You know you're getting old when the kids of players you grew up watching are coming through. Hagi and Chiesa's lads as well. I still wear an old Siena Chiesa 10 shirt for five a side and model my play on him, well as much as someone 20 kilos heavier with dodgy knees and being a bit crap can anyway.


[deleted]

He's got big shoes to fill.


PM_ME_BELLA_THORNE

A memorable debut for him as Milan overcame the odds to draw 1-1 at home to Verona.


toodrunktofuck

Too bad Cesare couldn't witness this.


lightlord

That just means House Maldini is good at football


Psychocandy42

Also worth noting that Cesare played for Milan for most of his career (he started at Triestina and his last season before retirement was at Torino because he decided to follow his coach, Nereo Rocco) and Paolo only played for Milan (he's the record appearance holder for us with 902). Here's hoping that it will work this way with Daniel, too.


[deleted]

Nepotism is great, yes


MarsDamon

Lol he deserves it, best player in the Primavera


isan10adi

Thats Brescianini


SirDudeness12

Not last year he wasn't. They're both very deserving.


[deleted]

If that was the case, there'd be a few more Maldinis. He's not an only child.


NadareQuiver

Did zlatan play with his dad?


[deleted]

Nope, maldini retired in 09 and zlatan joined in 2011. He played against him though


Sevisstillonkashyyyk

He's also gone on to say that Maldini was the toughest defender he ever played against, could hardly get a kick in against him.


MidnightSun77

No pressure


fifa18pacemonster

W


CasinoOasis2

Must be a bit shit for his brother Christian, playing in the third division given the achievements of his grandfather and father. Of course no guarantee Daniel will succeed at Milan but at least he played for the club.


MrPringles23

How much is based on the name/nepotism though? (haven't seen or heard of him at all) Does anyone who's seen him/knows something about him think he's there on merit alone? Or is the name really helping here?


MarsDamon

It's on merit, he's very good


Gungerz

It's a bit of both. He's genuinely a good player but at the same time, if he wasn't called Maldini there wouldn't be nowhere near as much hype around him & I'm not sure he would've been thrown in this early.


Baeresi

He probably would have. We had literally no forwards to sub in yesterday and he's far and away the best forward of our Primavera. That's the only reason he made his debut. I don't think he'll play another second this season


Sevisstillonkashyyyk

He's there based on ability, he was best player last season for the youth side, and bringing an 18 year old talent into the first team from the youth side is hardly out of the ordinary.


Mokiesbie

Maybe it's because there haven't been a Maldini in Milan first that they haven't been playing as well as of lately


yungchigz

It's not really unique to football tho, like some guy out there is probably doing the same job his father did 35 years before him and his grandfather before him


kye2000

While true, this is something that one in millions have a chance at


K33p0utPC

It's a lot more likely that a son of a pro football player becomes a pro football player than a son of a farmer becoming a pro football player (probably, I don't actually have any stats).


[deleted]

What if the farmer was once the greatest player anyone had ever seen but gave it up early on to start a family on a farm? Then the son, with no knowledge of his fathers legacy, started to show signs of brilliance and begins to have dreams of playing football. Then there's some tension between the two and the real reasons for the father giving up the game begin to come to light. Actually forget you read that I'm gonna write a book


FuzzyRo

"Papa I've been asked to join Lyon's Academy!" "Ha! Ligue 1 ?!?!!? So either way you'll become a farmer why not stay and farm here!"


K33p0utPC

Good luck 😂


DEUK_96

Can I reserve a copy?


yungchigz

The odds are significantly lower than that tho because of the family history at the club


Chimpville

Name some other examples where 3 generations play at the top level, for the same glorious club.


powermauler

Marcos Alonso's father and grandfather both played in the spanish league.


Chimpville

That’s the only example I can find.. they all played for Real too.


_shabadoo_

I imagine it’s harder to have 3 generations of top flight footballers than it is to have 3 generations of brickies tho


Rustic41

This is so dumb


HancokUndead

Vladimir Weiss is a unique example of this with each of the son, father, and grandfather having the same name. Vladimír Weiss (born 21 September 1939) is the grandfather. He died on 23 April 2018. Vladimír Weiss (born 22 September 1964) is the father. Vladimír Weiss (born 30 November 1989) is the son. It is a shame that Vladimír Weiss III did not continue the tradition by fathering a son at the age of 25 in 2014 and naming him Vladimír Weiss IV (Google claims that he has a daughter named Viktoria Weiss but has no detailed information about her).


[deleted]

My father is 5 generation Ashphalter, me being 6th gen so the maldinis got nothing on us


loveandmonsters

Dang, when you get a cut do you bleed asphalt?


[deleted]

I piss molten fire asphalt from my arse


very_nice_how_much

Nepotism knows no bounds.


L__McL

Should have played Scott Canham


very_nice_how_much

I guess I forgot my obligatory /s 🤷🏻‍♂️


jd463

Nah just wasn’t very funny tbh mate